Chapter 220: Paramecium's Cooking
"Mei Yi, my dish is ready!"
Just as Mei Yi was preparing lunch and worried about whether Kiana would get into any trouble, the sudden sound made her stunned.
Clams?
Done, so fast?
Even if she is quite an extraordinary cook, she is not so fast to make the simplest scrambled eggs with leeks, right?
Could it be that she misunderstood Kiana?
Is she actually a hidden master chef?
Thinking so, Mei Yi turned her head and looked at the plate that Kiana brought over with a smile on her face.
And then............
"Gollum ......"
Looking at the fish that seemed to be dead in the white porcelain plate, Mei Yi couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
"Well, Kiana, are you sure you're done?"
It's not that she doesn't believe Kiana, but the fish on the porcelain plate at this time is really only one fish!
There was no seasoning at all except fish.
Does this really count as a dish?
What the hell is this?
“………… What's the name of this dish you're cooking? ”
Mei asked the question in her mind.
"Boiled fish!"
A certain white-haired dumpling said this as a matter of course.
So boiled fish is not really only water and fish, hey!
Even with Mei Yi's heart, he was slightly crazy in his heart at this time.
"So Mei Yi wants to try it first?"
However, a certain paramecium didn't seem to have the slightest self-knowledge, and smiled and handed the plate in front of Mei Yi.
"It's only my first time cooking, but I'm very confident in my cooking skills!"
"Hmm............"
Looking at the fish with the strange light emanating from the pupils of her eyes, Mei Yi's throat couldn't help but let out a mournful scream.
If you eat this kind of thing, you feel like you're going to be cursed, right?
Mei Yi couldn't help but think so in her heart. But Rao was like this, Mei Yi showed a somewhat ugly smile, took a pair of chopsticks from the side, and stretched out to the dead fish.
Can't discourage Kiana's enthusiasm, isn't it just a fish?
She had no problem at all.
Seeing that, the chopsticks were about to touch the body of the fish, but a hand stretched out from the side directly pressed Mei Yi's arm back.
"Sister Mei doesn't have to grieve herself in order to accommodate this stupid paramecium,"
Bronya, who was wearing an apron behind her, had a cold expression.
"According to Bronya's judgment, this unidentified object in Kiana's hand is undoubtedly a harmful substance!"
"What do you mean by an unknown object, a hazardous substance?"
Bronya's words made Kiana's expression very dissatisfied.
"Are you jealous of Miss Ben's cooking?"
"Although I have known for a long time that Kiana is only a single-celled organism,"
As if out of helplessness, Bronya sighed softly.
"But Kiana's stupidity was beyond Bronya's expectations, and even the slightest hint of self-knowledge would not have said such a laughable thing."
"Bronya is really curious, how did this mass of amoebas that can't help but laugh when they see it brought Kiana such confidence?"
Although Bronya is cute, there is no doubt that she is a beautiful girl with a rather poisonous tongue, at least when facing Kiana.
In the face of Bronya's verbal attack, Kiana's cheeks were flushed with anger, and she couldn't help but want to do it.
However, Bronya was the first to hand a pair of chopsticks to Kiana.
"If Kiana doesn't agree with Bronya, let's try this unidentified object for herself!"
"If, after eating, Kiana thinks that this lump of stuff is a substance that can be ingested by the human body normally, then Bronya will take back what she just said!"
“………………”
"Humph! Eat it! ”
After staring at Bronya for a while, Kiana finally snorted coldly and took the chopsticks from her hand.
She didn't believe Bronya's "slander".
"Kiana............
Seeing Kiana stretch out her chopsticks, Mei Yi, who was standing behind Bronya, wanted to open her mouth to stop it.
Even when she was just about to try this "boiled fish", she didn't think it was something that could be eaten in her stomach.
It's just that Mei's worries seem to be unnecessary.
Because, the moment the chopsticks in Kiana's hand touched the fish, as if returning to the light, the fish directly hit a carp and hit Kiana on the cheek.
"Smack!"
With such a crisp sound, the fish fell back onto the porcelain plate, twitched a few times, and lost its life.
Fish......... Fish are alive!
Kiana finally reacted at this time, and she looked at the fish staring at her on the porcelain plate with some "horror".
"Gollum ........."
Subconsciously swallowing her saliva, Kiana carefully poked the fish's body with chopsticks.
That attack just now was already the last stubbornness of this fish, and this time it was really dead.
So no matter how Kiana fiddled, the fish didn't react in the slightest.
However, Rao is like this, in the face of this fish, Kiana can't get off the chopsticks.
She looked up and looked at Bronya.
“……………………”
"Ah, I suddenly remembered!"
Suddenly, Kiana stretched out her hand and scratched her head, and said with a "smirk": "I prepared this dish for Dong Moxuan's guy, and the dead man seems to prefer to eat this kind of undercooked food!" ”
Saying this, Kiana laughed and picked up the plate of "boiled fish" directly, turned around and tried to escape from the kitchen.
"Kiana, wait ............"
When Kiana walked to the kitchen door, Mei Yi seemed to wake up from a dream and wanted to stop Kiana.
Even if Xuanjun is a dead soldier, he will not like to eat something like that!
It's just that before she could say those words, Kiana had already disappeared from Mei's sight.
“………………”
With a soft sigh, Mei turned around to continue preparing lunch. As for Kiana............
She believes that Dong Moxuan is right to solve it!
And just as Mei Yi began to continue preparing the lunch dish, Qi Yana also put the porcelain plate containing the dead fish with a strange light in one eye in front of Dong Moxuan with a smile on her face.
"Humph! Astringent Qingxuan, this is the 'boiled fish' specially prepared for you by Miss Ben! Accept it with gratitude! ”
It sounded so arrogant.
“………………”
Looking at the dead fish in front of him, Dong Moxuan fell silent.
"Specially prepared for me?"
Dong Moxuan's tone sounded a little speechless.
"It's not cooked at all, is it?"
"You haven't even removed the internal organs, have you?"
"Is it something that people can eat?"