Chapter 269: Make a Wish - Fry Fish in the Novice Village
No matter how you look at this record, it doesn't look like a rookie can play, not to mention, this will be a ranking in the live broadcast room, and netizens will open it in full view, and it will not be a human machine.
What does that mean?
Explain that she is humble when she makes a wish.
What is rookie called? What does it mean that she doesn't play well so that Ye Shi'an doesn't dislike it? Can this record still be called bad????
Make a wish, this is clearly the old Versailles!
As everyone knows, today's wave of game operations made a wish, and the people on the opposite side who matched them were so shocked that they didn't want to.
For example, in the first game: Playing Yeyao, who has been stared at by Cai Wenji at the beginning, is not good!
"Ahhh
Not only that, but after the whole game, it was obviously a great game situation, and there were at least three rookies mixed in the five on the opposite side, and they were beaten to the point that they had no power to fight back?
The junglers are about to explode!
Not only that, but even Marco Polo complained to death in his heart!
"Mother, I shouldn't have met the national uniform, right?" Marco, who doesn't believe in evil, watched the game replay twice repeatedly, and finally focused on the two of them, Wishing and Ye Shi'an, he now seriously suspects that he has met a great god while playing the game, otherwise there is a full-level boss who fried fish in the novice village!
He played four or five qualifiers, and when he saw the lineup on the opposite side, he thought he was going to transfer, and finally he was going to be unequaled, and as a result, this is it?
Everyone else is stupid!
And the old master was confused to accept Arthur's head, and he was also confused by the opponent's jungler Ah Ke (making a wish).
Not only did they look confused, but the people who met the wishers in the second game were also confused! Especially if they're not rookies, they are all heroes who started on their own, and they are usually among the top 20 heroes at the municipal level, and that's it!?
The whole game only lasted nine minutes, and then you cast? can only laugh bitterly and laugh at himself, others are six-point voters, at least they stick to nine points? Oh no, I was pushed by the other party without even a chance to surrender, and I was ridiculed for a wave?
This record, they don't have a face when they say it!
It's just that less than half an hour has passed, and after they knew that they were on fire because of this, they directly saved the video and posted it to their own game circle, so they didn't worry about losing so badly at all.
Because, who would have imagined that they would actually play against Ye Shen in the same game? Oh, and make a wish!
So, after seeing them post this miserable record, many people didn't even feel ashamed at all, and just smiled proudly, "Do you know who we're playing games with? Leaf God and make a wish!"
"Tsk, if you lose badly, you can? We were lucky enough to match the leaf god and make a wish, can you?"
The consequence of such publicity is that in the future, those who are almost mixed with the game circle, or those who are pesticide powder, are about to pulp the video disc!
Study the position of Wishing and Ye Shi'an, the skills of opening big, as well as the control of the field, game awareness, etc.
Even these two games were turned into teaching videos, and Cai Wenji's sentence "Please don't call me Cai Wenji, call me Battle Ji" went viral overnight.
I'm going to die laughing!
Of course, that's all for later.
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Now, in the live broadcast room, a few of them have finished the game, because they don't want to play anymore because they make a wish, they don't start another game, but they chatter a few words in the live broadcast room, just like the last time they made a wish and Huo Yuan accidentally connected to the microphone.
"I'm laughing to death!"
"I still can't forget that battle Ji!"
"I've seen it, Cai Wenji's game skills are also good, although the punishment is really outrageous, but from beginning to end, people haven't given a few heads-"
"Yes, yes, I watched it too! It's absoluteβ"
"It seems that this god pit teammate is not really a pit, but the gold master's father gave too much?"
"Battle Ji: No way, she gave too much......
If it weren't for the wish to end the game early, to be honest, he wanted to hammer the opposite jungler into Xiang, kill once to earn fifty, ten times is five hundred, the time drags on a little longer, it's no problem to earn a thousand yuan in a game, it's 10,000 a day, 100,000 in 10 days, and 1 million a month......
There is a saying, no one will be disgusted with money, even if he is in the national costume milk, oh no, the national costume Cai Wenji, he also likes money.
"Shouldn't the point be that we make a wish? She's really, little spanking this time, and her eyes have opened!"
"Upstairs, this is in the live broadcast room of the wish cub, please pay attention to civility when speaking!"
"It's just, it's like me, just one word, cow batch!"
"By the way, I ask weakly, do you still lack teammates, cub? I'm not good at technology, but I'm absolutely obedient! I'll hit you wherever you point!"
"I, I, I, I too, I will never go west if you let me go east, you let me chase dogs, I will never chase chickens!"
"[Pictured] Arthur, the national costume, understands, paid to play, first come, first served......
"[Pictured], Glory 75 stars, 10 yuan per star, Tong Suo is not bullied! Don't miss it!"
Seeing that the barrage was lively again, the wish that had just been tempted by Chen Dan's food would be full of small egg tarts, strawberry jelly, and grape shaved ice, and it became more and more unintentional to broadcast live......
"Wang!"
The glutinous rice balls next to him also barked at the right time, and netizens may not be able to hear it, but the wish knows that the tangyuan is greeting Wen Gu. Look at the book
Because the glutinous rice balls opened their mouths: Why are you here again?
Combined with the performance of Tangyuan on the past for a while, I knew at the moment that this person was here again......
Make a wish: "Okay, I'm going to go off the air this time, goodbye!"
After that, the wish was ruthlessly withdrawn from the live broadcast room!
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After the wish was broadcast, the Internet was naturally lively.
"Ahhh [with drawings] [with drawings]"
"Sure enough, my idol is still so willful!"
"Laughing to death, making a wish is really teaching me how to play Ah Ke as a rookie......
"Don't mention it, I just started a game with confidence, and I chose Ah Ke in seconds, but I was pressed and rubbed on the ground by the monkey opposite, 12/0"
"I found out that she is sincere, and she is trying to teach me how to play jungler? Laughing to death, how many years have I played in the middle of the list, and I still have a batch of dishes, and I may not be able to beat it if I change roles......
"Good guy, I'm calling it good guy! I thought I had met the national uniform, but who knew that this time the opposite jungler turned out to be a wish?"
"Wow, upstairs, really?"
"Of course it's true, why am I lying to you? [Pictured] Screenshot of the game's achievements!"
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"It turns out that you are the old master who has just been struck by the Wishing Knife...... Hahaha, I'm sorry I didn't hold back hahahaha......ha
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"I can play games with Wish, can you?"
This will be the turn of the mocking netizen to be speechless!
originally thought that this live broadcast was to announce the list of winners in the event, but in the end, it turned out to be a live broadcast with Ye Shi'an, and there is no one for this god to develop......
But here.
Xu family compound!
Today is Saturday, Mr. Xu only took a short lunch break, and he was sitting in the living room on the first floor, he knew that the wish was on the live broadcast, so he didn't go over to join in the fun, but waved his hand to let Xiao Zhou open the live broadcast room of the wish, and looked at it with relish.
Although he has not played the game of the king, he also had a rough explanation in the live broadcast room, understanding that this is a 5v5 confrontation game, combined with the huge game interface on the main screen of the live broadcast, he only turned his mind and understood the approximate situation.
In Mr. Xu's opinion, this is similar to marching and fighting on the battlefield, except that the number of people is a little less, but it is roughly one
Towards.
Successfully kill the opponent, take the enemy's head (human head), push down the enemy's fortifications (defense towers), and smash the Yellow Dragon (enemy crystal) to win.
Thinking about it, even if Mr. Xu has never played a game, after looking at the live broadcast room, after his granddaughter manipulated the hero to fight, he could understand it, and even thought about it more carefully.
Mr. Xu naturally didn't ignore what his granddaughter said in the live broadcast room, but he thought that he had only recovered, and he didn't know if it was feasible to eat these things now?
God knows, the Xu family always treats Wishing like a fragile porcelain doll!
However, just as Old Man Xu was thinking, he saw the big-tailed wolf that came uninvited again! This time he didn't even bring his shield (Wenbei) with him.
Old Man Xu's dark eyes fell on the person who came, as well as the food box he was carrying, and he frowned slightly!
You kid really don't get in the oil and salt! Running here two times in three days, what do you think of the Xu family, is your other courtyard? Or your back garden?
When Wen Gu saw Old Man Xu, he paused in his heart, and greeted him as usual.
"Grandpa Xu!"
That tone, sounding like a little bit of weakness and flattery?
Hey tui!
An old horseman, he only has three stinky grandchildren, and he is jealous that he has a fragrant and soft granddaughter, and now it's okay, this little horseman still wants to take his girl back to the wolf's den?
Bah!
Think beautifully!
The more Old Man Xu thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt in his heart, his eyes were calm, and he hummed with great pressure.
Wen Gu naturally knew that Old Man Xu was unhappy in his heart, but he would not give up half a point about making a wish.
"Grandpa Xu, what about Ah Yuan? I brought her something to eat."
While speaking, Tang Yuan also barked, and then took the lead in running down from the room where he made a wish upstairs.
There was a sound of stairs, and it could be seen that the wish to say that Tangyuan had "slurred" a lot recently, which was really not a lie.
"Knowingly!"
When Mr. Xu looked at the package, he didn't understand what it was, wasn't it the little egg tart and strawberry jelly that Nan Nan had just been talking about in the live broadcast room?
He felt in his heart that this kid couldn't help but be sour at the same time, this stinky boy, shouldn't he just use these foods as an excuse to coax his family?
Thinking about it, Old Man Xu looked at Wen Gu with doubts in his eyes.