Call me Master

Behind the pink lotus flower, sat an old man in a green cloth coat, with black and shiny hair, standing straight and straight like a hedgehog. Under the oily black hair, there is an old face wrinkled like bitter gourd skin, a pair of eyes are narrowing into a slit, and half a bowl of soup is held in his hand. When he saw two people coming in, he suddenly sighed, put down the bowl, jumped out like a monkey, and stood in front of Ah Jing and Lu An.

The old man was thin and tall, and he was half a head taller than Lu An at such a stop. Circled around the two of them, and circled again. Before Ah Jing could react, the old man had already jumped back to his seat and sat down, but at this time he smiled, and an old face smiled into a chrysanthemum: "Hehe, the peach blossoms are coming, the peach blossoms are coming." ”

Lu An raised his eyebrows, led Ah Jing to the table and sat down, leaned over and asked Lu Zishan, "Is it your peach blossom or my peach blossom?" ”

"Stinky boy, ask knowingly." Lu Zishan slapped Lu An's ass.

Lu An sighed, turned his head and smiled at Ah Jing: "My second uncle, Lu Zishan." Nice people. He looked at Lu Zishan again: "Ajing." My friend . ”

Ah Jing let go of 1.2 million hearts. What a general, maybe it's just a nickname. Where would a general be like this?

At that moment, Meimei put on a smiling face, and called out sweetly: "Second uncle." ”

Lu Zishan laughed dryly, but he didn't want her, but he rolled his eyes at Lu An: "Xiao Anzi, go to the kitchen and make longevity noodles for me to eat!" ”

"Isn't it?" Lu An grimaced. "So many chefs, if you don't order it, the longevity noodles I make are not delicious."

"Today, the second uncle is going to eat the noodles you made. Just go! Lu Zishan pushed a large plate of roast goose on the table to the side and urged him.

Lu An smiled and patted Ah Jing's finger behind him: "There is a small kitchen in the back, I am in it, you and the second uncle can chat." ”

As he spoke, he walked through a small door.

Ah Jing turned around and saw Lu Zishan looking at her with a smile. But that smile felt a little weird, and it made Ah Jing a little hairy. Fidgeting in his seat, Lu Zishan patted a chair beside him: "What a beautiful female doll." Come here, sit down here. ”

Ah Jing was a little hesitant, and Lu Zishan patted the chair vigorously: "Come here, the old man doesn't eat people." ”

Ah Jing smiled and walked over and sat down next to him.

Lu Zishan pushed the plate of red roast goose in front of Ajing: "I invite you to eat roast goose!" ”

I have eaten pig's trotters and roast goose! Fortunately, Ah Jing was not afraid of gaining weight, and the greedy worms in his stomach arched back and forth, and he looked up at the table, there were no chopsticks, and there were no bamboo sticks, and the old man was eating finger meat just now.

Ah Jing rolled his eyes, picked up the wet towel on the tray and wiped his hands, looked at Lu Zishan and smiled sweetly: "Then I'll eat it?" ”

Without waiting for the old man to answer, he reached out and grabbed a large piece of fat and thin, dipped it in some spiced chili peppers, and ate it beautifully. While eating, he glanced at Lu Zishan proudly. Isn't it just a food? Looking at the old man like this, it's definitely not much better!

Lu Zishan laughed, took a sip of the wine glass, smiled and watched Ah Jing eat, very happy, and stretched out his hand to rub Ah Jing's hair: "The girl is so good, the old man likes it." ”

As he spoke, he put down his wine glass again, approached Ah Jing, looked at the small kitchen door, and asked in a low voice like a thief, "Our family Anzi is good, right?" Handsome, handsome and likable, do you have a favorite? ”

Ah Jing almost choked, stroked his chest and calmed down, and also pulled Lu Zishan closer, and asked in a low voice: "Is your Anzi an old girl who can't get married?" How do you live like an old matchmaker? ”

Lu Zishan laughed. Ah Jing saw that he was neither old nor young, and the fear in his heart was swept away.

Remembering the salutation he heard at the door, he tilted his head and asked, "That...... Second Uncle ......"

"You call me brother!" Lu Zishan interrupted her.

Yes? Ah Jing was dumbfounded. He forgot to drink the water in his hand and stared at him with wide eyes. Brother Zi? Is there a mistake? A lot of old men in the grades, do you want such a sweet and greasy name?

"Why don't you call Brother Shan? Or Brother Zishan? Lu Zishan approached with a smile, and an old face and black erect hair were infinitely enlarged in front of Ah Jing.

Ah Jing subconsciously shrank back, stammered and asked, "I, can I, don't call it that?" ”

"Don't call it that?" Lu Zishan regretted it very much. Touching the mouse-whisker-like beard on his chin, he thought about it for a while, and smiled with a little sly: "Then you can call me Master." ”

"Why do you call you Master? Aren't you the second uncle? Ah Jing was completely convinced, and he couldn't keep up with the excessive jumping thread of the old man in front of him.

"I like it when you call me Master." Lu Zishan leaned back. is very proud: "If you don't call me Master, I will find a bully to bully Xiao Anzi at any time." ”

"What does it matter to me that you bully him?" Ah Jing also leaned back. Smirked at him.

Lu Zishan immediately became anxious and almost jumped up: "How can you use this tone?" ”

Ah Jing smiled like a spring flower: "Why can't I use this tone? ”

Lu Zishan sat down dejectedly and hung his head: "You just don't want to call me master, do you?" ”

"Not really." Ah Jing laughed. Old and young, this old man, it's very fun.

"Still on the ground?" Lu Zishan raised his head, his eyes shining.

"Tell me, why do they call you General Zishan, I am satisfied with the reasons you said, I will call you Master. Good no good?

Ajing induces step by step.

Why are you called a general? Lu Zishan touched his head. A general is a general, what is the reason? That's a question that really asked him.

"Look, general, you should have a wide mouth and a square nose, be full of righteousness, and not be angry and arrogant, just like," Ah Jing gestured, "the door god pasted on the door panel, as soon as the big knife is carried, the cow, ghost, snake, and god will naturally retreat when they see it, and they will run away with their heads in their hands." What kind of general is your nickname for? Let's hear it. ”

Nickname? Lu Zishan laughed. In front of the daring love, this female doll is still blue and white, her eyes are black, and she doesn't know anything.

He had a bottom in his heart and climbed along the vine: "You want to know, right? There's a long and weird story in it, and it's just earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods, and making people's blood boil. ”

Cut. Ah Jing felt a little disdain in his heart. But I'm more curious: "Let's hear about it." ”

"You call me Master first."

Call it. And don't suffer any losses. Ah Jing pouted. I didn't think so, and called out obediently: "Second uncle, master." ”

Lu Zishan was anxious: "How did you become the second uncle master?" ”

"You were originally the second uncle, and you asked me to call Master, there must be a ghost." Ah Jing looked at him and laughed as he learned.

Lu Zishan grabbed his head: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you call me the second uncle or the second uncle, anyway, I am both the second uncle and the master now." ”

"When my master, what do you want to teach me?" Ah Jing picked up a goose leg to nibble on, and looked at him as he gnawed.

Lu Zishan's face was very proud, his two hands rubbed back and forth, smiling dryly, looking like he had succeeded in his conspiracy.

Also sell guanzi. Ah Jing rolled his eyes inwardly. I didn't dare to have any expression on my face. Lu An's second uncle, it's better to be careful and respectful.

"Then now you can tell your earth-shattering story of ghosts and gods?"

"Oh, yes." Lu Zishan responded with his voice, knocking on the table with his hand, elongating the voice, like singing: "Once upon a time, there was a seat, a mountain, a mountain, a temple, ......."

"There is an old monk in the temple and a little monk." Kyung interrupted him impatiently. Finally, I couldn't help but roll my eyes: "I know that you are a liar." ”

"How can I deceive people, what the master said is all good words, how can I deceive people?" Lu Zishan laughed.

"What kind of words?" Lu Anto came over with a tray. He spent a while in the kitchen, and finally he was done.

The longevity noodles are nothing more than noodles in broth, and two charred poached eggs are piled on top of a large white bowl of noodles. Sprinkled with some green green onions, it looks good.

In the other two leaf-shaped plates, there are two plates of fried rice, Thai fragrant rice, white and slender, like long pearls, with diced red ham, finely chopped eggs, green bitter herbs and bright sour red peppers. In front of Ah Jing, it makes people appetite.

Lu Zishan stopped doing it, knocked the bowl with pale yellow ivory chopsticks from the tray, and shouted: "Xiao Anzi, you are eccentric, why don't I have such delicious fried rice?" ”

Ah Jing laughed softly, got up and went to the small kitchen to take out two small bowls, cut half of the fried rice in the small bowls, and pushed them in front of Lu Zishan. He picked out some longevity noodles for himself, and smiled: "Master, second uncle, second uncle, master, now we can both taste it." ”

Lu Zishan lived happily like Maitreya Buddha, smiling.

Lu An sat down and looked up in surprise while eating: "Second uncle? Second uncle, master? ”

Ah Jing was just about to speak, but Lu Zishan stretched out a finger and shushed in front of his mouth. Ah Jing looked funny, shut up and didn't say, how did Lu An not know his second uncle's temperament, he smiled at the moment and stopped asking.