[The previous last days were just stopped! Not too much for the time being, after writing the first emperor in the last days, I hope everyone can support the first emperor]

After living in this villa that I hadn't been in for 18 years, I was all over the place and had an urge to pretend to be there. But as a dead man, I won't be fed up, anyway, stay at home and have nothing to do, I asked Xiang Yu if he had any other clothes or something, Xiang Yu told me with contempt that now I am wearing a dragon robe for body protection, if I leave the body, it will become a push of carrion, I am convinced that I have not mentioned changing clothes.

This dragon robe is wearing a Lori to be domineering or not domineering,Standing there the whole person is stupid and cute,I feel very ashamed of this,I don't dare to take off the dragon robe when I take a bath at night,Wearing this dragon robe and lying down in the bathtub,When I got up, I found that there were layers of soil floating on the bathtub.,Looking at the mud, I embarrassedly pulled out the plug that blocked the channel.,The water slowly formed a whirlpool and flowed down.。

This body has been lying in the coffin for thousands of years, there is no mud but the whole body is clean, then there is a ghost, it turns out that I am still normal, I also want to find a hair dryer to dry the dragon robe, but it didn't take a minute or two This dragon robe has a miraculous effect. The miracle is that it dries automatically, and the long hair that I removed from the dragon crown is soft and non-wet, as if I didn't go to the bathroom at all.

After this series of things, the dragon robe was worn and I didn't dare to take it off, and the dragon crown on my head was discarded by me at will, and the weight of the dragon crown was not something that my Lori neck could support. These days of life are villas, what to buy will ask Xiang Yu to go out, this Yu went out to work on a black shiny suit and combed a Taoist head, I don't know what this goods are for, I asked Fusu, Fusu always saw me like a ghost, but unfortunately Fusu itself is a ghost, if I am afraid of ghosts, I will laugh.

Until one day when I saw Xiang Yu preparing to go out, I hurriedly stopped him, and explained that I wanted to buy a PS4, Xiang Yu nodded and went out, and it didn't take long to see an uncle in a police uniform rushing in with someone, Xiang Yu's hands were handcuffed steadily, and I shrugged helplessly when I saw this, I probably understood something when I saw this group of policemen, I was in prison when I was dug out before!

The policeman's face turned blue when he saw me, I was inexplicable, could it be that he knew that I was a zombie? I was confused, looking at them quietly, the ceiling suddenly stretched out Fusu's head, if I came in the first time I encountered this situation I would be scared to death, after a few days of contact with Fusu, I knew that this guy was a superb little sufferer, but the way to appear was always wrong.

"Qin....Qin....Ancestor. The police uncle stood in front of me and said these three words tremblingly.

I have a very smart brain, as soon as I hear him call me Qin Ancestor, I know something, I guess I know my identity, when I see an emperor who has been dead for a thousand years suddenly standing in front of you, I ask you if you are afraid. Although I'm now Lori's no-gossip and not the beer-bellied uncle depicted in the history books, the majesty is always there. But I don't think majesty or anything exists, but stupidity may exist.

I don't know what this police uncle is so afraid of, and I won't kill anyone, I pointed to Xiang Yu and said, "Let him go." ”

The police uncle was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and shouted: "Don't let go yet!" After speaking, he looked back at me and asked, "Ancestor Qin, can you go to the official mansion with me?"

This official mansion is the name left over from ancient times, that is, the place where politicians work, and there are many big people living in it. It's not a good thing to see this police uncle's ill-intentioned appearance, I shook my head calmly and vetoed, anyway, I am their ancestor, but the soul is an impostor, even they don't dare to help me, after all, the current technology is not so developed to detect a person's soul.

Seeing that I vetoed the police so quickly, the police uncle didn't dare to force it, so he had to evacuate this place, Xiang Yu held his wrist and twisted it, and said with a sigh: "I lost the opportunity to make money again." ”

I leaned over curiously and asked, "How do you make money?"

Xiang Yushen mysteriously took out a small box from his pocket and opened it, all of which were folded yellow charms and red ropes, I nodded suddenly and said, "It turns out that the great god is going to catch zombies! ”

“......”

Xiang Yu felt that he had nothing to communicate with the Lori zombie in front of him, not only his thinking was not like that of a normal person, but even his brain was not normal. Just now, when he was arrested, he was suspected of selling Qin Shi Huang, but fortunately, this Lori was so powerful that people let go, if it was really a pig teammate, he would be crazy.

The three of us sat on the couch in the morning and watched the bears come out, this kind of day with nothing to do was really terrible, so boring that watching the bears come out was really depraved. After drinking a pack of blood bags at noon, Xiang Yu was comfortably preparing to take a nap, when Xiang Yu received a phone call, watching Xiang Yu make a phone call for nearly five minutes, he hung up and rushed to his room with a happy face.

Alas, this kind of good family woman and man is not suitable for me, I better be a zombie in peace, lying listless on the railing on the second floor. Xiang Yu rushed out of his room dressed in a Maoshan Taoist priest's suit, dragging a travel suitcase. I was a little puzzled and asked, "Travel to Maoshan?"

"......." Xiang Yu raised his head expressionlessly and looked at Lori at the railing on the second floor, and said viciously: "Lao Tzu went to catch ghosts." ”

Catching ghosts should also be so particular, sure enough, those Taoist priests are not the same as us ordinary people, I think I am also a human being! But this body is just a zombie. I think there is nothing to do at home anyway, so I begged Xiang Yu to take him to brush the ghosts, Xiang Yu heard my request very happily vetoed, I felt that Xiang Yu might not be able to catch it, I might also suppress those disobedient ghosts, tell Xiang Yu his plan, and Xiang Yu decided very happily.

When I followed Xiang Yu to the garage to pick up the car, I saw a Volkswagen taxi, which is quite a lot of sub-occupations! Even the driver is a driver, Xiang Yu stood in front of several cars and ordered the generals, and then naturally clicked to the taxi. Put the travel box in the trunk of the car and I sat in the passenger seat, Xiang Yu saw that I consciously tied the seat belt and was a little suspicious, he wondered if this Lori was a zombie who had just come out of the soil?

Xiang Yu drove the taxi very slowly, and I glanced at the speedometer that showed 30 yards, and I felt that I could solve it in this place for a nap. When I was woken up, I had already arrived at the destination, Xiang Yu parked the car under a community parking lot, I felt cold as soon as I got out of the car, I tilted my head and asked Xiang Yu who was taking the travel box in the trunk: "Have you felt cold?"

Xiang Yu closed the trunk, looked around, and said, "The yin qi here is extremely heavy, let's hurry up." ”

I followed Xiang Yu to the elevator, Xiang Yu pressed the rise button, and the elevator began to descend from the 5th floor. It didn't take long for the elevator to go down to the parking lot, and as soon as the elevator door opened, my feet were almost scared. There was a head with a face full of hair in the corner in the elevator, and the elevator lights flickered, and occasionally a few drops of blood fell on the ceiling on the ground, Xiang Yu walked in without saying a word, and I followed tremblingly. I think I'm too much of a failure, not to mention how, as a zombie I'm afraid of ghosts, it's like a joke added to the zombie family.

"Zombies? A very thin female voice sounded through the narrow elevator.

I looked at the corner and said awkwardly, "That's the person who adopted me." ”

"Hmph!" The female ghost snorted and didn't speak, I looked at the rising sign with peace of mind, Xiang Yu obviously didn't know the situation of the elevator, after arriving at the 14th floor, the elevator door opened and walked out, I followed and walked out, the moment I walked out of the elevator, I looked back, a mouth was exposed under the hair of the head, the mouth smiled very weirdly, blood gradually flowed out from the corner of the mouth, and the corner of the head was full of blood when the elevator door was closed.

In the past few days, I picked up my nails, so I had to poke Xiang Yu who was walking with my index finger and asked, "Did you just see that head in the elevator?"

"Head, you said the female ghost, we'll meet her when we go down. Xiang Yu answered me calmly.

Now I just want to say that I would have brought Fusu if I knew it, after all, he is also a thousand-year-old ghost, and it is appropriate to stand there even if his face is full of aura. Xiang Yu came to the door of a 444 room and knocked on it, I looked at this sign and felt terrifying, isn't 444 just dead?

The door opened, and it was a girl in pink pajamas, her whole face was pale, her hair was untidy, and it was fluffy and messy. There are already dark circles under those beautiful eyes, I am relatively short, I can only see the bulging breasts, this girl has big breasts, yes, I like it.

The girl welcomed us in, and as soon as we entered, a cool breeze hit us, Xiang Yu quickly took out a yellow talisman from his pocket, and I never felt the cool breeze again with a flash of golden light. The girl let us sit on the sofa, poured a cup of tea for Xiang Yu and gave me a lollipop, this service is good, I like it. I licked the lollipop and listened to the conversation between Xiang Yu and the girl.

Xiang Yu took out the red thread, yellow charm, candle, and bowl with glutinous rice covered by the lid from the travel box. If you don't know the situation and think it's a candlelight dinner, I don't know what he's going to do, but I know it's not a candlelight dinner, Xiang Yu lit two candles, wrapped one end of the red thread around his finger and the other end around the girl.

"I'm here to summon the soul, you don't have to be afraid, it's just that you will be tired after summoning the soul, this is the side effect. Xiang Yu explained lightly.

The girl snorted.