Chapter 142: Where is it still like a face

After sending Shen Qi away, Xie Mujiu put away the talisman in his hand, walked into the house, and closed the door again.

"Now, you can do the second thing."

Xie Mujiu reminded "kindly".

Woman with Bone Hands: "...... Do you really want to see it? ”

Her voice was gloomy and obviously ill-intentioned.

Xie Mujiu was not frightened at all, but urged impatiently: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" Hurry up, don't be sluggish, I'm still in a hurry to go back to sleep! By the way, you come and sit down first, let's get closer, and I can look good, right? ”

Woman with Bone Hands: ......

This young female celestial master is really bold, not like the stupid and bold just now, she is all supported by a stupid spirit!

"That's what you said."

The bone-handed woman snorted coldly, and really returned to the table and sat down.

Xie Mujiu looked at her blankly, waiting for her to clean the hair on her face.

The bone-handed woman's heart was depressed.

She slowly raised her hands and violently parted the hair from her face in the middle, revealing a bloody face with no eyes and no mouth hidden underneath!

Didn't this female celestial master want to see her true face? Then she'll let her see enough!

The bone-handed woman thought that she could see some emotions such as shock, fear, disgust, and disgust in Xie Mujiu's eyes, but to her surprise, Xie Mujiu's face was only blank:

"What about your eyes and mouth? Oh yes, I remember, they're still in your hair! Hurry up, you get them all back! Or does this look like a face? ”

Woman with Bone Hands: ......

She was really not afraid?

The bone-handed woman reluctantly pulled back the eyes and mouth from her hair.

It's really pulling.

Xie Mujiu saw with her own eyes how she pulled off her eyes and mouth from the hair that was pulled back to the back of her head, and saw her put these two things back on her face.

However, the bone-handed woman obviously didn't care about her appearance, so when she put her eyes and mouth back, she didn't even put the right position, crooked, not to mention how awkward it was, not to mention how ugly and scary it was.

Xie Mujiu really couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "I said young lady, even if I am not a person who judges people by their appearance, but we can be pretty, then of course we still have to toss in beauty, you say, right?"

I don't think you're good at dressing up, so if you don't dislike it, why don't I help you? ”

Woman with Bone Hands: ???

What's that?

Can't you even scare her like this?!

What the hell is this female celestial master?!

The skeletal woman almost couldn't hold it anymore.

But the fact is that when Xie Mujiu was in the immortal cultivation realm in his last life, what kind of strange things had he never seen?

Not to mention the strange-looking monsters, she has not seen all kinds of evil cultivators and ghosts, and there are many uglier and more terrifying than the skinny woman in front of her, and she has already adapted to it.

In comparison, the scene in front of me is simply not worth mentioning.

Seeing that the bone-handed woman was sitting and not speaking, Xie Mujiu took her as a tacit acquiescence, and really reached out and tossed her face.

By the time the bone-handed woman reacted, Xie Mujiu had already changed her mouth to a different position on her face!

Woman with Bone Hands: !!

What kind of celestial master is this?! Why are you still using your hands and feet?!

It's just that this is a female celestial master, otherwise, she would have to shout indecent!

Xie Mujiu put his mouth away and adjusted the position of his eyes again, which was finally pleasing to the eye.

Xie Mujiu's body fell back, and he looked at the facial features on the bone-handed woman's face from a distance, and nodded with satisfaction: "This is like words!" But young lady, why don't you learn how to paint some skin? Don't think about human skin, it's definitely a crime, and once you are discovered, you will be finished.

But the hides are still fine!

You just look for the kind of tender and white animal skin, plus the means of makeup, and it is definitely enough!

Now this walking world, it's no longer fashionable to be scary.

You have to keep up with the times and learn to deal with the living with more gentle means! ”

The bone-handed woman looked at her expressionlessly: "You are heavenly masters, don't you all shout and kill when you see me like this?" You're even teaching me how to deal better with the living? ”

Is this really a serious celestial master?

She must have met some imposter?!

can be a fake celestial master, and it shouldn't be a thunder law......

"Hey, this Heavenly Master is not all one character! I have always paid attention to convincing people with reason, which is different from other heavenly masters. ”

Xie Mujiu said seriously, "By the way, young lady, I don't know what your name is?" I'm Xie Mujiu, you should have heard it just now, right? You can call me Xie Tianshi, or if you're unhappy, you can call me Xiao Xie. ”

The bone-handed woman suddenly felt a long-lost emotion, aggrieved.

Has this Heavenly Master always been accustomed to talking to himself like this?

Can anyone else really stand her?

"My name is Yui."

The bone-handed woman said coldly.

Xie Mujiu was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Little sister, you actually have this name?" Did you come up with the name yourself? Have you seen that movie about painted skin? Are you a fan of that movie? By the way, I have friends in the entertainment industry, and he may even know the actors in the painting!

If you really like it, I can ask my friend to get you an autographed photo or something......"

"Enough!"

Xiao Wei couldn't control his emotions anymore, and interrupted Xie Mujiu's chatter irritably, "Are you still finished?" Does it matter who took my name? You are a heavenly master, just do your own thing, why are you so nosy?

Let's get down to business! I don't have that much time to mess around with you! ”

"Okay then."

Xie Mujiu said with some regret, "Then let's get down to business." I said Xiao Yui......"

Xiao Yui: ......

She liked the name a lot, or she wouldn't have given it to herself.

But this name was shouted from the mouth of the female heavenly master in front of her, why did it sound so wrong?!

"Xiao Wei, I see that you have been dead for a long time, right?" Xie Mujiu said curiously, "You don't have any blood and resentment in your body, and you don't even have cause and effect, so it can be seen that you haven't harmed anyone since you died, so it's a ...... A good bone.

In that case, why don't you go to the underworld to be reincarnated, what are you doing in the world? ”

If it weren't for that, Xie Mujiu wouldn't be polite to her, and he had the patience to talk to her so much.

"What's so good about being reincarnated."

Xiao Wei said disapprerovingly, "Be a human being again in the next life, suffer again in another life, and then the cycle will never end?" It's better to be like this, at least I can do whatever I want, and I don't know how happy my life is! ”

(End of chapter)

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