Chapter Eighty-Seven: Don't Eat Mushrooms Indiscriminately

Early in the morning, in the Kunwu Shenmu Sanxiao Palace, the demon lord Taiwa had already woken up.

After dealing with political affairs, I picked up today's morning newspaper and prepared to read the newspaper while eating some snacks.

This 100,000 mountain morning newspaper is produced by the Sifang Pavilion.

And this Quartet Pavilion is the most idle force in the world.

Its power is all over Daliang, Buddha Kingdom, Vulture Mountain and even overseas, and its masters are also like clouds.

However, the Sifang Pavilion did not claim to be the king, but went more and more crooked on a crooked road.

It is rumored that the owner of the museum originally hoped to establish an institution like Shanglin Xue Palace, but it has become a strange thing in the world, setting up various lists, and arching fire everywhere.

Among them, the newspapers and periodicals produced by the Sifang Pavilion are full of gossip anecdotes, scandals and interesting stories in the world.

There used to be newspapers and periodicals involving different forces, such as Daomen Daily, Shuyuan Daily, Qintianjian Daily, Daliang Daily, 100,000 Dashan Daily, Buddha Country Daily, etc., and later there were morning newspapers, afternoon newspapers, and evening newspapers.

Later, because the Qintian Prison Newspaper became an anonymous complaint meeting by the disciples of the Qintian Prison, the Supervisor beat ...... After a friendly exchange between the supervisor and the owner of the Sifang Pavilion, the Qintian Supervisor announced the suspension of publication.

Other newspapers and periodicals were also implicated, and gradually became a pastime for a few.

The owner of the Sifang Pavilion learned from the pain and planned to change his ways.

As a result, Gonghuo's master list, rouge evaluation, talent list and other lists bloomed everywhere again.

Countless people fought for one or two rankings.

This time, the Sifang Pavilion has also learned from its experience and no longer involves the top characters.

However, even so, there are still many people who want to find out who is behind the scenes and ask why they are ranked low.

For example, Taiwa, the co-leader of the demon clan, has a stunning appearance, and he only won the eighth rouge rating.

However, she didn't find the Sifang Pavilion of the Three Caves of the Cunning Rabbit, let alone question.

The list of talented people will be simpler, the ranking is low, and they will only write articles to greet the parents of the owner of the Sifang Pavilion, and it is still not a gentleman's act to resort to force.

The main thing is that Xiao Yuan, why can he be the tenth on the talent list!

The top ten are all famous Confucians and celebrities from all walks of life.

How can he be a junior?

The master list will be better, after all, if you don't accept it, you will see if you have played a game.

As for other miscellaneous lists, they are less mentioned when they are mentioned, such as the weapon list and the food list......

The 100,000 Mountain Morning Post in Taiwa's hand at the moment recorded some fresh anecdotes and strange things, and the top 20 of the three major lists.

On the master list, Taiwa can't squeeze it now.

On the list of talents, although her scheming is not weak, she also does not have a seven-trick exquisite heart.

Only this rouge comment will make her competitive.

Mainly, Chen Shenyan is fifth and Chen Wanqiu is third, which makes her very unhappy.

glanced at the list, there was no change, except that the master list had the name of Pei Wujiang, but it was not included in the ranking.

She was suddenly caught by an anecdotal news:

"The cannibal tribe captures a man and a woman at night, prepares a bonfire for the night, sets up a stove and pot, and cooks the stock.

According to the investigation, this man and woman were gullible beasts, and accidentally ate more than a dozen kinds of poisonous mushrooms such as psychedelic mushrooms, troublesome mushrooms, and white poisonous umbrellas, so that they were paralyzed on the ground and easily caught.

Later, due to the tribal quarrel over whether it was a red bottom or a clear soup, a large-scale fight broke out. The captured food escaped in the chaos and disappeared.

If there are any demon clan compatriots who know the whereabouts of the two, please contact the leader of the cannibal tribe, and there will be a lot of thanks. ”

This made Taiwa think of the fact that he had been gone for a day and a night, but Chen and Liu were the two.

"It's not like they're being caught......"

That's right, it was they who were caught.

I thought that the guide who came to identify the mushrooms was mature and steady, and his words were clear and powerful, but I didn't expect that he was the best at deceiving people in the demon clan.

One or two are naturally fine, a pot of mixed soup, and they are fooled that they are the most delicious when they are medium-cooked.

It tasted really good, but as a result, both of them collapsed to the ground, and one elf after another jumped out in front of them.

"There are so many stars~"

Chen Liu is like this, but Shen Yan will be better, she just feels dizzy and a little hot all over her body.

Originally, the beast had intended to loot everything on them, including their underwear.

However, at this time, it happened to meet the hunters of the cannibal tribe, and the beast had to flee in a hurry.

After all, the strength of the beast is not strong, and it will be impossible to escape death if it is caught.

As a result, Chen and Liu were saved from losing their belongings, tied to a wooden frame by the cannibals, and carried back to attend dinner.

It's just that dinner is theirs.

When Chen Liu was sober, the cannibal tribes were arguing over the issue of red background and clear soup.

Before they made the decision of Chen Liu's red bottom and Shen Yanqingtang, Chen Liu woke up the ring that pretended to be dead, and finally cut the bound rattan and slipped away while it was chaotic.

When she found Shen Yan, she seemed to be drugged again.

The pure body is already scattered with petals, and the plate is loaded, just waiting for the pot.

"This chef is quite level, and the presentation is very good, I want to eat two bites."

Chen Liu hurriedly broke off this thought, wrapped Shen Yan in his own clothes first, and then made a garland with flowers and put it on her head.

Then he quickly escaped from the cannibal tribe's camp with Shen Yan on his back.

When Shen Yan woke up, it was already the time when the moon and stars were scarce, and they were in the hollow of a big tree.

There was a fire in front of him, wearing Chen Liu's clothes, and there was a fragrant wreath on his head.

"Are you awake? This time it's really dangerous, and it's almost dinner for someone. ”

Chen Liu was stirring firewood on the side and boiling a pot of porridge.

The rice is also picked in the mountains, but Chen Liu has already tried it, and it is not poisonous.

Seeing that Shen Yan was awake, Chen Liu hurriedly accosted him.

"Humph! It's not your fault. ”

"Blame me, blame me. He looked at an honest man with such a bad conscience...... But the mushroom is really delicious, and when the realm is high in the future, I will make another pot. Don't worry, I'll be sure to cook it next time. ”

Probably only Chen Liu would be so heartless, his front foot had just recovered from the poisoning, and he wanted to try this feeling again the next moment.

Shen Yan was just about to say something, but Chen Liu had already filled a bowl of porridge and brought it to her side.

"Drink it hot, it's not poisonous."

glared at Chen Liu with disgust, and she took it.

At this time, outside the tree hole, a hazy drizzle has fallen, washing away the tiredness and cleansing all things.

Chen Liu looked at the oblique drizzle, thinking about what kind of climate this is, so that it will rain when the full moon is high.

"Am I being looked down upon by you?"

Shen Yan's sudden question made Chen Liu a little confused.

Say I haven't seen it, it's too fake; Let's say it's very clear, it's too obscene.

He looked out of the hollow and said:

"It's beautiful."

There was silence for a moment, and the air was filled with hormones.

Shen Yan looked at the raindrops outside with him and listened to the sound of wind and rain.

"Don't you dare to do something?"

There was no reply, it turned out that Chen Liu had also fled from the thrill after all, and he was also exhausted and fell asleep while sitting.

Shen Yan was extremely annoyed and felt that he did it on purpose.

However, in the end, he had to lay his body down gently, pillowed his head on her lap, and fell asleep.

When Taiwa found the two, they still didn't commit any crimes.

They lay on their sides, their eyes closed, but they looked at each other.

Taiwa took the two of them away, and still sent one of them to the Bullfighting Palace and the other to the Lanlin Palace.

Later, she learned that the two of them left only because they had no food, and they couldn't cry or laugh.

Summoned his subordinates and prepared everything they needed to eat, drink, and live.

……

In the early morning of the third day, the heaven-swallowing beast Qi Jiang and the Ba snake returned one after another.

They were wounded, but they were fine.

Vulture Mountain was afraid of the means of correction and did not retaliate.

After they returned, they heard about the results of the deliberations the day before yesterday, and instead of paying homage to the demon lord first according to the rules, they went to see Master Zhaoying Dazun.

However, there was still peace and quiet, and Dazun didn't seem to intend to put pressure on the demon lord.

At noon, a Kunpeng that obscured the sky returned.

The demon master went straight to the Sanxiao Palace on the Kunwu Divine Tree and reported to the demon master.

"Hahahaha, this time look at how hard he is."

This time, the demon master Kunpeng was slightly better than Garuda.

Although part of the reason for this was the change in Eagle Mountain, which distracted Garuda Bodhisattva, it was also worth Kunpeng to be happy for a long time.

After all, the two of them are old enemies, but they have never really won or lost.

Taiwa was naturally happy for him, and gave him good wine to celebrate the demon master.

At the same time, he also informed him that he was going to entertain distinguished guests in the evening and that there was something important to discuss.

At this time, in the Bullfighting Palace, Chen Liu was entertaining the six disciples of the prison who came here in advance.

"Senior brother, what are we talking about?"

"I don't know. Master said, let you be in charge of talking. ”

“? I don't know what to talk about. ”

Chen Liu was stunned, how could there be such a thing?

But Pingyan really didn't know the topic of the discussion with the demon clan, and the supervisor explained to Chen Liu word for word.

"Forget it, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover it."

"Yes. It's such a mess, just pat your ass and leave. ”

"Senior brother is really a fellow practitioner."

The two reached a consensus in an instant.

Anyway, since there is Qin Tianjian in charge, even if there is a catastrophe, someone will wipe his ass.

"I heard that you had an accident two days ago?"

"It's okay, it's just a trip with someone. I had a cordial exchange with a local demon...... Brother, where do you usually live? ”

This black history categorically could not be discussed, and Chen Liu had no choice but to kick the ball back.

He didn't have any heart, and he didn't have any doubts, and answered Chen Liu's question:

"A tomb eight hundred miles north of here. Master said that there were the bones of ancient divine beasts inside, which would be beneficial to my cultivation. ”

"Divine beasts? Is it related to the demon clan? ”

"Sort of the ancestors of some of their tribes."

“…… Senior brother, don't mention this stubble at night. ”

How can there be a reason to go to other people's homes as guests and dig up their ancestral graves.

However, at this moment, Chen Liu also remembered that the things that this sixth senior brother had refined were magic weapon refining.

This time, I came to the 100,000 Great Mountain, perhaps to get some kind of inspiration or material from the remains of ancient divine beasts.

Now, Chen Liu also almost knows the general situation of the nine disciples of Jianzheng.

Eight disciples of the Bai Jiu Formation, seven disciples of the Youlan Technique, six disciples of the Ping Yan Instrument Method, five disciples of the Law of the Ministers of the Soul, four disciples of Mu Chen's method of erysipelas, and three disciples of Cui Jue's method of divination.

According to Bai Jiu's explanation, the person studied by his second senior brother Lang Taosha was the method of blasting.

As for the ninth junior sister Qingyun, he couldn't explain it clearly.

All kinds of things about her need to be asked to get answers.

As for the mysterious elder brother, no one wants to talk to him.