Chapter Eighty-Nine: Buying and Selling Air
"Yikes! Which direction does the sun come out of today, is it coming out of the west, or maybe it is coming out of the south? ”
Liu Jing pursed her lips and looked at Zhang Xiaochun and said, "You are wrong, you came out of the north, what's the matter, is this girl's cooking skills very poor?" ”
Zhang Xiaochun looked at Liu Jing's pungent appearance, just like a small pepper, and he immediately confessed and said, "I'm sorry lady!" It's all Xiaosheng's mistake.
Since the lady has such a Yaxing, how can I give the lady such a chance to show herself!
Otherwise, wouldn't I deprive you of your interest in cooking, lady? ”
"Poor mouth......" The two people glanced at each other, and then smiled at each other, and at this moment they both felt so warm and happy.
Liu Jing went to the kitchen and started to get busy, and Zhang Xiaochun was a little shocked at this moment, because the package he had obviously received was missing.
"Damn me! Could it be that the express delivery is also in a dream? I'm drunk too, so what's real?
I was also speechless and asked the sky, no one was scared like this by such a dream in my own home. ”
He shook his head as he turned on the phone, aimlessly selecting the TV channel, and after a while, there was nothing to see.
So he remembered the sticker he had seen last time, and then he got up from the couch and went back to the bedroom, took out the computer and turned it on.
He just wanted to see if the landlord was updating the post last time, but he couldn't find it after looking for a long time, and even the landlord's number had disappeared.
"Damn, is that story the landlord told that night true? That's a lot of fun.
In the end, I actually put myself in, and I was really hopeless. ”
In this way, Zhang Xiaochun posted it and walked around in it, and the night tour post bar was indeed a good way to entertain and entertain.
"Now there are really any posts in the post bar? Someone here actually posted that there is a newly unearthed smashing pot in the southern mountains, damn, isn't that a urinal? I'm also convinced. ”
Zhang Xiaochun laughed while watching, because there was really a dazzling array of everything, and he saw a landlord named Turtle posting.
Comrades? Listen to me, huh? I'm a serious returnee, and I'm coming back from a foreign country.
What about some benefits for the villagers? Is that the air on an island? Now I have a lot of stock here. If you have a friend in need, can you contact me?
The air outside is freshly baked, the air is fresh and very good, it must be the first choice for big guys to go out.
"Holy! Landlord, is there something wrong with you? I actually sold air in the post bar, the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds. ”
"Maiga's, what did I see, there were people who sold air and advertised that foreign air was good."
"Don't make noise, the air in a foreign country is very fresh, otherwise why would the landlord bring it back?"
"TMD upstairs, are you a girl? How can you say that? All traitors, lackeys, traitors. Litter. ”
"I said everyone stop arguing, this kind of thing has been happening in recent years, isn't it strange?"
The landlord posted again at this time: What about the family? Don't be excited and impulsive? First come, first served, huh? My contact information is available on the homepage.
If you need it, you can queue up to buy,
"I'll go to your uncle's, I'm going to report you, you are not a human thing."
"This landlord is really a fucking talent, and he has done business in the post bar, and there is no one else?"
"Well, who's to say it's not? It's been a really interesting year now. ”
"Don't pull me, I want to go alone with the landlord,"
"I'm optimistic about you upstairs, huh? Go for it! Am I waving the flag for you? You're the best! ”
Zhang Xiaochun really felt like crying without tears when he saw this, "It's so interesting!" There are such people.,But the people who follow the post are too funny!
It's a bit unbelievable, isn't it? Foreign air can be sold, I really don't know what else can't be sold? ”
Zhang Xiaochun's helpless Yaoyao head casually withdrew from the post, and then continued to open it aimlessly, Liu Jing, who was busy in the kitchen.
Hearing Zhang Xiaochun's laughter, he couldn't help but ask, "Xiaochun, what are you laughing at?" So happy? Let's share it. ”
So he stood up and came to the kitchen, and when he saw that Liu Jing was still busy, he said, "Do you want Chef Liu to help?" ”
"I don't need your help, just wait for it to eat, huh? And where did you just buy and laugh at what? What's so interesting? Come! Share it with me!
I'm happy too, right? ”
"Actually, there's nothing left, it's just that I saw a post, the landlord came back from abroad, that is, a returnee. Then he posted in the post bar to sell foreign air.
And he also said that the air abroad is fresh and delicious, what is sweet and so on, anyway, it is a fierce compliment. Then the netizens who followed the post couldn't sit still.
There is everything to say, it is very lively" Liu Jing couldn't help but laugh when she heard this.
"If you want to say that the landlord is too admiring and flattering, has it come to this point? It's incredible.
Having said that, why sell air, it's the first time I've heard of someone buying and selling air, and can air still sell for money? ”
"I think so, huh? Now there are really everyone, these people are really damned, thinking that they will feel awesome after going out for a few years.
And it's too bad to take all the air from abroad and buy and sell it. ”
Liu Jing smiled helplessly when she heard Zhang Xiaochun say this, and said, "Well, yes, okay, you can just take it as a news and take a look?" Why take it seriously?
And now there are more and more such people, don't pay too much attention to these things, just treat it as a joke. ”
Liu Jing saw it quite thoroughly, but when she heard Liu Jing say this, Zhang Xiaochun felt that she was a little angry.
So I didn't say anything more, and sat on the sofa again and looked at the computer and scrolled down the post! At this moment, Zhang Xiaochun suddenly found a very special post.
The post was posted by a landlord named Generating Power for Love.,The title is the supernatural things I encountered.,And then it was written "Don't enter the faint-hearted"
Zhang Xiaochun felt particularly interesting. "Shall I go? As for being so mysterious? Do you really dare to write any title?
This landlord is no one! Is this what the people on this post are playing like this now? Hahaha"
Then he clicked in and took a look, and the beginning was a sentence from the landlord: I'm glad that everyone can walk into me, and I promise that friends who like thriller stories will not regret coming to me.
"Don't buy the landlord, if you have a fart, you can say it, and if you have a post, you will post it."
"It's quiet upstairs, just wait for the landlord to post."
Zhang Xiaochun was also attracted by the landlord of Ai Power Generation, and then the landlord posted another post, which said:
I hope you will like this story next. The name of the story is called Female Ghost, and everyone has noticed that this is an incident that I have personally experienced.
I'm here to ring the great leader grandpa assures absolute truth.
"I'm relying on the landlord, your uncle, hurry up and start! We're all waiting impatiently,"
"I guess the landlord must be thinking about how to make up this story?"
"Don't worry, everyone! Don't worry, as the saying goes, a good meal is not afraid of being late, isn't it? ”
"What about it? I remember that a few days ago, in another post, I saw the landlord sharing his own personal experience horror story.
And in order to improve the authenticity, the landlord also recorded the audio and released it? At the time, I felt creepy at the sight of those voices.
I didn't dare to go to work for three days. It's really scary, so I think the story told by the owner of this building must also be my own personal experience. ”
Zhang Xiaochun saw this person who followed the post, and smiled a little wryly for a while, "Damn, isn't it!" It turns out that there is another acquaintance?
Is this really the world that small? ”
Just when Zhang Xiaochun was still thinking about things, at this time, the landlord sent a post for love, Zhang Xiaochun quickly stopped thinking about things and concentrated on reading the post.
For Love: Because the story is too real and terrifying, please hide under the covers and watch, I remember the weather was not very good.
The weather is very gloomy, which makes people very uncomfortableIn this dreary season, the slightest breeze can not bring the slightest coolness, but makes people more irritable.
Although the sky was not cloudy, it also made people feel that it could rain at any time, I looked at my watch at six o'clock, and when I got home, it should be about half past six, which is normal to be a little later than usual.
I wondered why the bus hadn't come yet, and I was anxiously waiting for the bus and the bus seemed to be able to sense my consciousness.
The more anxious you are, the more you don't show up, isn't it really strange? At this moment, I suddenly heard: "This little brother, are you waiting for the bus here?" ”
I looked at the source of the voice, and saw a hoarse and somewhat old voice coming from behind me, and I couldn't help but turn my head to see that it was an old man over sixty years old who stopped me.
The face was folded layer by layer, and a round black sunglasses were erected, which looked very old, just like those worn by blind people.
The old man held a flag in one hand, and there were four big characters written on it, "Oriental Divine Calculation", and the four brush words had a bit of taste, and I immediately understood the identity of this old man.
There are not many so-called fortune tellers in this area, anyway, the car didn't come, and it was useless to be in a hurry, so I smiled and said, "Old man, aren't you blind, aren't you going home so late?"
How's business going? You'd better go home, it's too late to see ghosts. ”
"Wow, the first post of the landlord directly pulled the horror feeling full? Are you looking forward to the next plot? Come on, landlord, I'll top you? ”
"Landlord, don't worry, speak boldly! I've already covered the bed? ”
"I'm really amazing, huh? Is the atmosphere created by this landlord really okay? I'll take you. ”