Chapter 494: Too Handsome
"Brother Shuo, you just stir-fried vegetables, do you have oil on your hands?"
Xie Mujiu was startled and hurriedly avoided Yin Shuo's hand.
Yin Shuo's hand stopped in mid-air, and he said angrily: "Don't worry, I just washed my hands!" ”
This girl, how can she dislike him so much?
It really broke his heart!
Xie Mujiu shrunk his neck weakly, and said aggrievedly: "Who let you suddenly touch someone's head while eating?" Is it troublesome for girls to wash their hair once? ”
Yin Shuo couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to bow his head and admit his mistake: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I won't do this again in the future, okay?" ”
"That's pretty much ......"
Xie Mujiu muttered quietly, of course she couldn't really argue with Yin Shuo because of this little thing.
After eating, Yin Shuo asked Xie Mujiu to rest, and he himself cleaned up the table with his hands and feet.
Xie Mujiu: "...... Brother Shuo, are you really rushing to spoil me? ”
"Don't worry, I bought a dishwasher and won't do everything myself." Yin Shuo said, "I'm just responsible for putting these things in the dishwasher, it's nothing." ”
That's not bad.
Xie Mujiu sat down peacefully.
She took off her shoes, sat cross-legged on the couch, and turned on the TV to search.
Yin Shuo came out soon, he looked at the situation and said, "Do you want to watch a movie?" ”
"Okay." Xie Mujiu is indispensable.
Yin Shuo walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, closed the curtains, and turned off the lights again.
The living room suddenly darkened, and it really felt like a movie theater.
Yin Shuo sat down next to Xie Mujiu and asked sideways, "What do you want to see?" ”
The scorching breath came to his face, which suddenly made Xie Mujiu a little uncomfortable.
"Both, you can." Xie Mujiu stammered.
Yin Shuo smiled lightly, and Xie Mujiu suddenly felt that his ears seemed to be hot.
Yin Shuo took the remote control and searched for the latest hot movies: "Do you want to watch blockbusters or comedies?" There are also literary films and romance films, but the ratings don't seem to be very high......"
"Let's watch a horror movie!" Xie Mujiu blurted out.
Yin Shuo paused: "It's okay." ”
Xie Mujiu suddenly regretted it in his heart.
She really pumped her brain, saying that it was not good to watch, and she actually picked a horror movie?
But he was in a hurry to say this, and Xie Mujiu was embarrassed to take it back again.
And Yin Shuo quickly selected a latest domestic horror film and clicked on it.
The routine of domestic horror films is like that, there are no ghosts, there are only evil people's hearts, and the means of pretending to be ghosts.
If that's all, it's just that, but these domestic horror film directors don't know what's wrong, and they all like to add some bloody love stories to horror films, and with some elements of rubbing the sidelines, a good horror movie looks not only not scary, but also a little funny.
Especially those like Xie Mujiu and Yin Shuo who have seen real ghosts, it is even more impossible for the horror movie in front of them to scare them.
The two even provoked the film's goofs and other shortcomings.
"This music doesn't match well, and the atmosphere can't be set off."
"The actor's acting skills are not good, looking at it is like memorizing lines, there is no emotion in his eyes, where is he a little scared?"
"What just flashed past? Looks like a camera? ”
"What happened to this actress's clothes? Didn't they just run for their lives, and on the way to escape, there were still conditions to change her into swimsuits? ”
"This female ghost's nails are not painted properly, and I can see green nail polish......"
"No wonder domestic horror films are becoming more and more marketable, who can this scare?"
The two of them only saw half of it, and the spit never stopped, and they couldn't watch it anymore.
Xie Mujiu looked at Yin Shuo and stopped talking.
Yin Shuo understood: "Why don't we change to another one?" ”
Xie Mujiu nodded: "Let's change to a comedy!" ”
In fact, this horror film is quite comedy in her opinion, the poor performances of the actors, and the loopholes in the script, are full of funny atmosphere.
However, this movie is still a little spicy after watching it for a long time, she decided to let go of herself and Yin Shuo, they should go to watch a serious comedy!
Yin Shuo soon chose the latest comedy with a good rating, which had the most popular comedian as the starring role, and the script was passable, so that Xie Mujiu and Yin Shuo really fell in love and laughed again and again.
When the movie ended, Xie Mujiu was still a little unsatisfied: "Teacher Lin Ding's comedy talent is really powerful, now that I think about it, some plots are actually not so funny, but they can be performed by Teacher Lin Ding, but there is a natural and funny atmosphere, which makes people laugh unconsciously." ”
Lin Ding is the most well-known comedian in China, and unlike Yao Jiuxiang whom Xie Mujiu met when he recorded the show before, Yao Jiuxiang is mainly active in major variety shows and plays a funny auxiliary role. Lin Ding, on the other hand, focuses on movies, and occasionally participates in the recording of some variety shows, and his laughter is also very good, and he is very popular with the audience.
Yin Shuo nodded: "Yes, Teacher Lin Ding is indeed very powerful." No wonder so many directors want to cooperate with Mr. Lin Ding, in terms of funny, few in the circle can catch up with him. ”
"Brother Shuo, have you ever thought about making a comedy?" Xie Mujiu asked suddenly.
Yin Shuo smiled: "Don't say it, I did think about it." But...... No comedy director invited me! ”
Everyone knows that Yin Shuo's acting skills are good, and they also know that he has traffic and box office appeal, and there are naturally many directors who want to cooperate with him.
But among them, comedy directors are definitely not included.
After all, I'm afraid that no one can imagine what kind of picture Yin Shuo would appear in a comedy.
Let him play a serious role as before? That's too big and too much, and Yin Shuo is afraid that he won't be able to look down on it.
Let him play the leading role directly funny? No one believed that he could be funny.
Xie Mujiu looked Yin Shuo up and down, and she couldn't imagine whether Yin Shuo would become a "disaster movie" in the end if Yin Shuo went to make a comedy.
"Brother Shuo, you are too handsome, you are indeed not suitable for comedy."
Xie Mujiu said seriously, "But it doesn't matter, when you get old, as long as you are willing, I think you will definitely have the opportunity to appear in comedies!" ”
"Why, am I not handsome when I get old?" Yin Shuo looked at Xie Mujiu seriously.
Xie Mujiu was shocked by him: "Of course...... Not anymore! Brother Shuo, you are a rare beautiful man in the world, even if you are old, you are still a handsome old man, and your peers will definitely not be able to compare with you! ”
Yin Shuo couldn't hold back and laughed.
"Then the handsome old man at that time, will you still like it?" Yin Shuo slowly approached and asked in a low voice.