(8) Snot can also kill~
"Want Want ~ (Lu Jiu, are you okay?)"
Lu Jiu, who was arching her head and drawing circles in the corner, was planned by Dinisha and led by Asuna, and a group of cute things launched a charity activity of "offering love, caring for Lu Jiu, and warming the truth of the world".
"Woo woo woo ~ (Actually, I think these statues are okay, otherwise, I'll divide half of my food, don't cry~)"
(That's right, yes, if Lu Jiu is really angry, we'll help you teach the old man a lesson!)"
(Well, it's been a long time since I've pulled out the old man's beard and hair...) )”
"Woooooo!!oo Woo woo woo..."hugged the little ones who were comforting them, Lu Jiu snorted a handful of tears and wiped them on the originally smooth and beautiful hair of the little ones without any scruples...
Well, although I didn't particularly alike Lu Jiu's unhygienic behavior, it still caused some trouble for the little ones. For example, when Krokodar, who was not as big as the palm of his hand, was directly covered with sticky snot
Waving his limbs exaggeratedly, a small hamster that was still in Lu Jiu's arms rolled off it as if it had cramped. This obvious move immediately caught everyone's attention.
Then, everyone realized that Krokodal's face seemed to be completely covered by a layer of sticky things...
"Wangwangwang!!(Oh no, Krokodar is going to suffocate!!)" It wasn't until Asuna suddenly shouted that everyone reflected in this funny scene - worthy of Lujiu, even snot can kill.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wiped off the thick snot on the little guy's face, and watched Crokodal take a big breath of air while slapping his chest like the rest of his life, Lu Jiu suddenly felt as if what had happened to him wasn't so miserable...
"I'm causing you trouble again... Hey..."
Blaming herself, she picked up the little ones again because they were stained with tears and snot, and one of them almost succeeded in killing Krokodal with snot, and decided to compensate for the loss of the little ones, and she wanted to take a bath for them herself!
The door to the villa was opened with the key given to him by the little nun. Then Lu Jiu was spurred on by the splendid furniture and decorations inside...
As the temporary Chancellor of the Exchequer, Denisha made a rough estimate - taking a random cup here and selling it at the auction house seemed to be enough for Lu Jiu's party for half a year's expenses.
That's right, sometimes the reality is so cruel... Especially when you have so many local tyrants around you. The resulting disparity almost immediately creates an urge to bang your head on a telephone pole a few times in order to get a golden finger and then travel to another world to make a fortune.
Although she really wanted to pack up all the furniture here, after accidentally leaving Krokodar, who was still wrestling with the snot stuck to her hair, Lu Jiu resolutely chose to take a shower first...
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"I love bathing and having a good skin ~ Ang ~ Ang ~ Ang ~ Ang ~"
While rubbing the little ones with shampoo while humming a little tune happily, Lu Jiu's depressed mood at first was not right when she saw that the bathroom was bigger than the bedroom. It should be said that after the bathhouse, it fell apart in an instant. And the little ones also forgot the fact that they had just been covered by the other party's snot and tears after seeing Lu Jiu's ketone body.
Carefully helping Crok Dahl, who was squatting in a soapbox floating on the surface of the water and enjoying his massage, bruised her scalp, and Lu Jiu suddenly had the feeling that she was a full-time nanny. Not only should you be careful that the shampoo foam gets into the little one's eyes, but you must always keep the little one's round body from rolling down the soapbox.
Although it was indeed a little troublesome to do so, Lu Jiu did not find it hard. For our Nine-Tailed Fox Lord, it is actually not a bad thing to be able to help the boys take a bath in such a harmonious way.
But do you really think that some of your gentleman's pets would be so easily let go of such a good opportunity to take a bath!?
I was just about to use the cup to brush my teeth to wash off the foam on Krokodal's body. Two shampoo-covered cats suddenly attacked Lujiu.
"Whoa, Denissa, what are you doing!"
The attack on the chest made Lu Jiu let out a scream, and then, a certain Queen of Shaking S, who was still waiting for Lu Jiu's next flush, was pushed away by the ripples generated...
That's right, along with the soapbox, poor Krokodal was pushed down a meter away from Lujiu! Although it seemed nothing to others, for Krokodahl, it was tantamount to crossing the Pacific Ocean on a bamboo raft!
On the other side, the feline duo who successfully launched a surprise attack. At this time, he was unscrupulously helping Lu Jiu "smear the shampoo", and his sophistication was simply breathtaking. If I had to make a comparison, then the current Denisha and Toria. Must have surpassed all the oil pushing masters in this world!!
However, these two little things that "attacked Pearl Harbor" were soon strongly retaliated against by the "American imperialist" Lu Jiu. One person and one hand knife, so that these two little guys who were still shouting and enjoying themselves at the last moment became two "floating corpses" on the water very smoothly.
At the same time, Asuna, who was spinning her tail as a propeller, also passed by this land of right and wrong, and asked in a very curious tone: "Wangwangwang!" (Wow~ Lujiu, Denisha and Tolia are playing "Look who floats for a long time.") Can you play the game of "Lu Jiu"!?It seems to be fun~?)"
"It's a fun ball! I don't know where to spit out in your sentence!"
It's like an immortal cultivator who started the great cause of crossing the catastrophe without taking lightning protection measures, and Lu Jiu was immediately scorched by Asuna's words.
"Want Want? (Ahhh Lu Jiu, when I was just passing by, I seemed to see Krokodal rolling off the soapbox~ It seems to be playing a diving game alone?)"
"Hey!!Why didn't you say something so important earlier!!Not to mention which hamster you've ever seen that can dive, it's a miracle that this thing can swim!"
PS: This chapter was supposed to be yesterday's second update.,Don't do it last night, my mother was hacked... I can't get in the background... Let's release it today. The chapter that was originally updated today was postponed until the evening~ (to be continued.) )