673, you are not handsome at all

The camel began to gallop towards the west, with Yi Yun's "riding mastery" skills, running like flying, Yaqi Orochi was obviously very annoyed, and refused to give up this opponent who teased him, and died in hot pursuit, but the big snake was too big after all, and the eight heads dancing around would make the center of gravity difficult to control, and as a result, it chased for a long time, and was thrown away by Yi Yun and pulled far behind. ,!

"Great, I can run away!" Akechi Mitsuhide said with great joy: "I was really scared to death just now, and I thought that something bad would happen to Lord Kyushushou...... I didn't even know what to do, but the sudden appearance of this camel really saved our lives. ”

Yi Yun also breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems to be providential! Sure enough, there are many benefits for being the protagonist, and there are camels coming out to save his life in a desperate situation." ”

"What's the main character?"

"Ahem! that's the word to describe my kind of handsome guy. ”

"Kyushu Shou is not handsome, he obviously looks very ordinary. Akechi Mitsuhide said with a blushing face.

"Nani, are you looking for death?" Yi Yun's evil big hand was originally wrapped around her waist, but now he deliberately slid upward: "If you dare to say that I am not handsome, I will immediately wash you white." ”

Wise Mitsuhide was overjoyed, and immediately said: "Lord Kyushu Shou is not handsome at all!"

Evan: "......"

What a woman who doesn't want to die! No, we have to change the subject.

At this time, the big snake had been thrown out of sight, and Yi Yun hurriedly pulled the reins: "We can't shake the big snake completely away, otherwise it will run around, in case it runs into some small village, it will not be good to kill innocent people, let's go back and lead it again." ”

"Ahh You're not going to pursue it?" Akechi Mitsuhide was anxious.

"Now that we have to deal with the big snake, how can I have time to pursue such a trivial matter. Eyun snorted.

"You said 'immediately', it's 'immediately'!" Akechi Mitsuhide emphasized.

"But there are priorities, and the big snake is obviously heavier!"

"Nonsense, for women, it's not important to have a big snake or something, it's important to marry...... Ahem...... Saying the wrong thing should be punished. This is the right way in the world!"

Hey, woman, did you just want to say that the big snake is not important, but that it is important to marry someone? Do you dare to think about it with the thinking of a normal person......? Now, as long as I'm on the back of a running camel, how am I going to wash my name 'immediately' in this case? What am I going to do on the back of a running camel? Uh...... It feels a bit like a car shock. Wouldn't it be exciting?

Yi Yun was careless, and he wanted to be crooked again!

He quickly collected his thoughts, returned to the point, pulled the reins, and turned and ran back. After running for a while, the figure of the Yaki Orochi appeared in the distance, and it chased after Iyun and Akechi Mitsuhide, and sure enough, it stayed where it was, apparently thinking about which direction to chase it to.

Yi Yun rode his camel to a place not far away, and sang, "Look at the big snake on the other side." Look, look, the show here is wonderful, don't pretend to ignore it......"

"Shhh

"Hiss!"

The translator entered: "Stop me!"

Usually the villain has to yell a few nonsense words such as "stop me" and "don't run away". And of course, the protagonist of justice will not stand still obediently, but will run faster when he hears such words, I really don't understand why the villains like to say these words......

In short, the big snake was angry with Yi Yun again and chased after him.

Eyun kept the camel at a pace that was neither fast nor slow, leading the way in front. Soon the big snake was taken out of the road for dozens of miles. In fact, it is not far from Kyoto to Ishiyama Honganji Temple, it is only less than 100 miles, and the distance from Chongqing to Chengdu is not far, if you do not consider the physical strength of the camel, you can run in a few hours, of course, the camel is impossible to keep running, often need to stop and rest, so it actually takes more than half a day to run a hundred miles.

Since Iyun and Akechi Mitsuhide were departing from Kyoto in the afternoon, it was inevitable that they would have to spend the night on the way.

Yi Yun was a little worried that the camel would not be able to run at night, and in the evening, he began to think of a way: "Sister Guangxiu, what if the camel wants to sleep at night and refuses to run?"

"Camels must be very hard-working, right?" said Akechi Mitsuhide seriously: "It's me, I have to sleep at night, and I doze off in the middle of the night......."

Hey, hey, hey, it's my business if you sleep or not!

"I may fall off the camel if I fall asleep, but then I will only have trouble with Kyushu Mamoru to hold me tight......" Akechi Mitsuhide said seriously, "I have to hold it tighter......"

"Flutter!" Yi Yun vomited blood: Ya will definitely pretend to be asleep, right?

As soon as he thought of this, Akechi Mitsuhide's body suddenly softened, his eyes closed, and he actually snorted slightly, obviously pretending to snore, oh my God, don't pretend to be asleep so obviously! Don't you just want me to hug you? I can't hug it? Yi Yun had to hug this girl tightly. Akechi Mitsuhide took the opportunity to drill into his arms......

This...... Didn't think she was that kind of person before...... It seems that the former Akechi Mitsuhide, who had the responsibility of assisting the emperor, did not have time to think about personal feelings, and once His Majesty the emperor was saved, she relaxed herself and began to be naughty...... What a cheat!

Oh, and maybe there are other reasons, and it's dangerous to be chased by a big snake right now, and it is said that this situation is called the "drawbridge effect". Another reason is that there are many women around me, and it is rare to be alone with them, so she is very different. Wow, I'm getting more and more like Sherlock Holmes, and I'm so comprehensive.

After a short while, the sun set, and the heavens and the earth began to slowly darken, and the Yaqi Snake chasing behind suddenly stopped, and the eight snake heads made a "yawn" together, and then lay down on the ground, and actually fell asleep.

"Hey, you're a snake, as a snake, you should be more energetic at night, don't give me to sleep when it's dark!" Yi Yun really wants to complain about this undisciplined artificial creature, obviously a monster made according to human habits, it doesn't conform to the original habits of snakes at all, what kind of uncommon sense scientist designed it? Forget it, the big snake rests, and I also rest.

Iyunle stopped the camel, jumped to the ground, found a dry tree bottom, put Akechi Mitsuhide down, and then sat down with his back against the trunk, intending to close his eyes and rest for a while.

Coincidentally, this is another cherry blossom tree, although it is night, but the petals are still romantically scattered, reflecting the cold moonlight, which has a unique beauty.

Akechi Mitsuhide suddenly turned over and sat up, pouting, "Hey, Lord Kyushu...... Just now you were on the camel, but now that you have clearly got off the camel, why haven't you taken any further action?"

"What further action should I have?" asked Ivan.

"You're not handsome at all!"

"yes, I see!"

"Lord Kyushu, you're not handsome at all!"

"Okay, okay, don't repeat, I've got it. ”

"Lord Kyushu Shou, you're really not handsome at all!"

"Hey, I said I got it!"

"What about the whitewashing that you said you wanted?" said Akechi Mitsuhide.

"When did I say yes to you?" Iyun rolled his eyes.

"You're about to go back to the Great Meng Country, and people still have to stay in Fusang as a general to manage the country, and I don't know when we will meet again, and if I don't come to wash my hands before saying goodbye, maybe I will become an old virgin like Nobunaga!"

"What's my business?" Iyun snorted.

"Beware of my red apricot out of the wall!"

"You haven't entered my yard, you're already outside the wall, how can you get out?"

"Hey, I'm just asking to enter the yard now!"

"There are too many people in the courtyard, and there is no place for you. ”

"If you don't go into the yard, then go wild!"

Evan: "......"

How can there be such a woman in the world? I can't afford to hurt her!

"If you don't agree, I'll have a bang with other men, find a random man on the street, the old and ugly kind, tsk, think about it, I'll take this kind of man under the cherry blossom tree......"

"Fuck, you can't think about this kind of scene! it hurts to think about it!" Yi Yun rolled over and jumped up.

"That's it, I said it all, you're not handsome at all!" Akechi Mitsuhide went around in circles and came back.

"Looks like you're going to die. Yi Yun didn't care about the temperament anymore, and slammed the ground, crushing Akechi Mitsuhide to the grass.

"Wow...... Be gentle......"

At the end of the field of vision, the Yaki Orochi was sleeping, its massive body looking like a small mountain at night. In the interval between the pursuit of such oppressive monsters, it is actually possible to do such a shameful thing with a girl, Yi Yun actually feels very excited, and this excitement is completely different from the past.

Sure enough, the drawbridge effect is not only effective for women, but also for men!

Wise Guangxiu, a young girl, doesn't know how to seduce men at all, although she tries her best to pose sexy, but in fact she is still very clumsy, but it doesn't matter, under the powerful suspension bridge effect, Yi Yun quickly entered the situation, he gently untied the yin and yang robe of Guangxiu girl, revealing the snow-white and delicate body inside.

"Oh, Lord Kyushu...... Come on...... I like you so much......"

"When did you fall in love with me?" asked Iyun.

"When His Majesty the Emperor said he liked you, I liked you......" Akechi Mitsuhide said a little shyly: "His Majesty the Emperor is the most noble son of heaven, that is to say, she is the best woman in the world, she must not be wrong in looking at men, she likes you, it means that you are the best man in the world, so I fell in love with ......"

Hey, hey, is that really okay with such a reason? That emperor has a completely confused way of looking at people! Forget it, don't care about this kind of detail...... Life needs to be happy, and now desperately "happy" is the king.

Yi Yun smiled evilly as he pressed against Mitsuhide's body...... (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )

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