Chapter 322: Into the Cornfield (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
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"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty. ”
Cao Sanbao looked at Li Cun pitifully like a child who had done something wrong and was afraid that adults would beat her.
At the same time, Cao Sanbao finally knew why Aunt Luo was screaming just now, and if she suddenly saw the emperor appear, it would definitely not be much better.
Cao Sanbao especially wants to hammer his head now, the emperor is here, and the emperor is accompanied by one or two hundred guards and female officials, she and Aunt Luo didn't find out because they were nervous, just like them, they still want to escape from the heavily guarded palace?!
At this moment, the palace guards of the tiger and leopard camp outside the wall jumped on the wall one after another, with the intention of pursuing Cao Sanbao.
Obviously, these palace guards of the Tiger and Par Battalion had already discovered Cao Sanbao.
But when the palace guards of the Tiger and Leopard Battalion saw that Li Cun was also here, they hurriedly saluted and said, "Meet Your Majesty, I saw someone probing his brain on the wall, and there were exclamations, so I came to check." ”
Li Cun shook his head and motioned to the palace guards of the Haw Par Camp to hurry up and leave nothing to worry about here.
Seeing this, the palace guards of the tiger and leopard battalion jumped back one after another to continue their patrol duties.
Then, Li Cun lowered his head and said to Cao Sanbao, who was still in his arms and refused to go down: "How long are you going to let me hold you?" ”
When Cao Sanbao heard this, he hurriedly jumped from Li Cun's arms, and then hurriedly knelt down and said, "Slave maid, please forgive your majesty!" ”
On the other side, Aunt Luo also hurriedly followed Cao Sanbao to kneel down and ask for guilt together!
Li Zhuang sat down on the chair brought by the female guard, then looked at Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo and asked, "What are you two doing here?" Why do you wear palace maid clothes? ”
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Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo were both stunned - they really didn't expect that Li Cun would know that they were not palace maids!
In order to buy himself some time to think of excuses, Cao Sanbao did not answer and asked: "Your Majesty knows the two of us?" ”
Li Cun looked at Cao Sanbao and revealed her identity in one bite: "Princess Ji Cao Sanbao." ", and then looked at Aunt Luo, and also revealed Aunt Luo's identity: "King Xin hired Concubine Aunt Luo." ”
Seeing that Li Cun not only knew them, but also knew their specific identities, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo were full of surprise!
For a long time, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo thought that Li Cun was not interested in them, so they never turned over their signs and let them sleep.
This is actually one of the reasons why Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo "escaped from prison".
No.
It should be said that if Li Cun was willing to let Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo sleep, there would be no today.
The reason why Cao Sanbao has always wanted to escape from the palace is because Cao Sanbao really wants to see her son Zhao Jinnan.
That is, the identity of her mother has always supported Cao Sanbao to escape, and then find a way to go to Nanjing Yingtianfu to meet Zhao Jinnan, if possible, of course, she also hopes to rescue Zhao Jinnan.
And if Cao Sanbao wants to achieve these two goals, especially just to meet Zhao Jinnan, there is actually a shortcut.
This shortcut is to be fortunate by Li Cun.
Li Cun had a strict order, as long as it was the royal family and clan of the Zhao Song Dynasty, all the daughters followed their mother into Yanfu Palace, in other words, no matter how old or how young, as long as they were the royal daughters and daughters of the Zhao Song Dynasty, nominally speaking, they were all Li Cun's concubines, of course, this is only theoretical, in fact, the daughters of the royal family and the daughters of the clan of the Zhao Song Dynasty who are over forty years old will be sent to the Anyang Palace to concentrate on the elderly, and those underage girls will always grow up with their mothers, Those who do not have a mother will be raised by their adoptive mothers, while sons must follow their fathers to live in Shikoku Castle.
However, Li Cun also took into account that the separation of mother and son was never allowed to meet, and it was too unkind, so it was stipulated that as long as the daughter of the royal family and the daughter of the clan of the Zhao Song Dynasty who had served in bed, she could have the opportunity to see her son twice a year, and the Ministry of Rites would arrange the relevant matters related to the meeting between the two parties.
- The daughters of the royal family and the daughters of the clan of the old Zhao and Song dynasties are not among them, they do not have to sleep, and they can see their sons twice a year.
Li Cun's rule is already very humane, after all, those royal families and clans of the Zhao and Song Dynasty are prisoners, Li Cun does not kill them, and allows them to see their mothers twice a year, which is kind enough to them.
Most of the women in the palace also felt that Li Cun had enough to take care of them, so they were also willing to follow the formal channels that Li Cun had established for them.
Cao Sanbao is actually willing to go through this formal channel.
But Cao Sanbao didn't know why Li Cun never turned over her brand.
This made Cao Sanbao not have the opportunity to see Zhao Jinnan, and Cao Sanbao was ridiculed by many people, saying that Li Cun didn't play with her when he played with the palace maid.
The words of those women who laughed at Cao Sanbao were actually not unruly.
In the past two years, Zhao Ji's concubines, except for Zheng and other particularly old ones, have all slept with Li Cun.
Zhao Huan's concubines, needless to say, were wiped out, and even the female officials in Zhao Huan's palace were all left by Li Cun.
Emperor Ji and Zong Ji (including the Near Branch Zong Ji), as long as they are over fourteen years old, there is no Li Cun who has not been on the way.
And all the princesses, including the princesses, the kings and princesses, and the princesses, except for those who are too old and too young, only Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo are left, and they have not been left by Li Cun, and the others have all been served.
Now, Li Cundu has begun to leave the clan concubines, clan wives, noble relatives, and even palace maids, collection girls, and singers have the opportunity to be left by Li Cun.
Only Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo never saw the opportunity to give Li Cun a bed.
Cao Sanbao, who missed Zhao Jinnan very much, couldn't wait any longer, so he bewitched Aunt Luo, who was in a similar situation to her and whose father was seriously ill recently, to "escape from prison" with her.
But now, although Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo are dressed as the most palace maids in the palace, Li Cun still recognized them at a glance and revealed their identities at once.
——As Princess Ji and King Xin's concubines, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo are of course not ordinary palace maids, in fact, not long after Fang Baihua fell, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo and other princesses and princesses were named talents.
Judging from Li Cun's familiarity with Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, Li Cun should not be insensitive to Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, otherwise Li Cun, who has nearly 10,000 women, really doesn't need to remember Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo.
Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo also know very well that Li Cun will only pay attention to who he likes when he sees him, which is also recognized by women in the harem.
"Your Majesty has taken a fancy to me?!"
Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo thought the same thing, and then were surprised!
To be honest, it's really not that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo don't have confidence in themselves, you know, but any woman who can be elected as a princess is not likely to be beautiful?
Moreover, before Cao Sanbao married Zhao Xu, she was a famous top beauty in Bianliang City, Tokyo.
It's Aunt Luo, who is also a first-class beauty.
Therefore, Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo couldn't figure out why Li Cun was not interested in the two of them alone.
Of course, if Li Cunzhen is not emotional about Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, it is normal, you must know that in Li Cun's harem, not only are there beauties like clouds, but also masters are like clouds.
- Don't talk about other women first, just say that many of Zhao Ji's concubines have unique skills.
Compared with those women who are particularly beautiful and have unique skills, it is not unreasonable that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, who are not particularly outstanding in appearance and have no opportunity to show their skills, cannot attract Li Cun.
- After Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo couldn't wait for the opportunity to go to bed for two years, they could only use such an excuse to persuade themselves.
However, now it seems that they may have made a mistake before, and the reason why Li Cun has not turned over their brand may have something hidden.
Is there really something hidden in that?
Don't say it, there really is.
In history, when the shame of Jingkang occurred, Wanyan Zonghan held a banquet in his military village and rewarded a number of golden generals. He ordered all the palace concubines and other women of the Zhao and Song Dynasty to change their clothes - from the inside to the outside, they all changed into the clothes of terrace singers, and sat down with the generals to persuade them to drink.
The palace maids Zheng, Xu, and Lu disobeyed, and were beheaded on the spot, and their heads were hung at the gate of the village for public display.
Then, another unknown palace maid was so humiliated that she suddenly pulled out an arrow from the golden man and committed suicide by piercing her throat.
There are also palace maids Zhang, Lu and Cao, who are also very strong, openly confronting Yan Zongwang, stabbed by Jin soldiers with iron rods, thrown in front of the camp and ignored, bleeding nonstop, and died tragically three days later.
When the princess and the emperors came to the camp as ordered, Wanyan Zongwang pointed to the three palace maids lying on the ground and showed them them, so that they could learn from them and obey the order.
The other princesses and emperors were all trembling with fright, everyone begged for mercy, wanted to save their lives, and under the coercion of Wanyan Zongwang, they dressed up, changed into harem dance clothes, and went to the banquet to accompany the golden generals to drink and have fun.
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Only Cao Sanbao still disobeyed.
Wanyan Zongwang said to Cao Sanbao: "You bought it with thousands of ingots of gold, dare not obey?" ”
Cao Sanbao asked, "Who sold it?" Who gets the money? ”
Wanyan Zongwang replied: "The Ru family has a hand, and the emperor has a hand, and he is allowed to reward the army." ”
Cao Sanbao asked again: "Who needs to sacrifice the army?" Who ordered whom? Shall I be dishonored physically? ”
Wanyan Zongwang said; "There are thousands of palace maids in the Taishang Palace, and they are taken from the people, but they are not worth anyone. Now that you have lost the country, you are the women of the people, and it is also your duty to pay tribute according to the rules. Who is the situation, and if you don't heal your family, you will take it in vain? ”
After Yan Zongwang's words, although Cao Sanbao's words softened and made compromises for the time being, Cao Sanbao never forgot to resist.
Later, Cao Sanbao finally found a chance to escape.
It's a pity that Cao Sanbao was caught by the Jin people not long after, and finally died in the laundry yard.
And Aunt Luo was even more insulted by the Jin people, and committed suicide in Wanyan Zonghan's military camp, which can be regarded as dying in her hometown.
The palace maids Zheng, Xu, Lu, Zhang, Lu and Cao, as well as the palace maid who did not know the name, because there was no specific name, and because Li Cun got too many women, Li Cun couldn't find it at all, so what Li Cun could do was to leave all the palace maids surnamed Zheng, Xu, Lu, Zhang, Lu and Cao from the Zhao and Song dynasties, and after these palace maids with the surname were given by Li Cun, Li Cun would give them a special order to give them one or two more promotions, and reward them with some more property.
As for the martyr Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo that Li Cun was able to find, Li Cun inevitably took more care of them, and was worried that the two of them were too strong to obey him, and he never turned over the two of them to let the two of them sleep.
No, Li Cun's protection of Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo contributed to Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo's "escape".
Seeing that Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo didn't speak, Cao Sanbao's big eyes were still spinning around and didn't know what the hell to do, Li Cun asked again: "What are you two doing here?" Why do you wear palace maid clothes? ”
Just when Cao Sanbao was still thinking about how to say it to deceive Li Cun, Aunt Luo suddenly kowtowed to Li Cun three times with a "bang", and then cried and said: "Please ask Your Majesty to ask the slave and maid to see the old father again, and then give the slave and maid to death, and when the land is in place, the slave and maid will die without regrets!" ”
Hearing Aunt Luo say this, Cao Sanbao knew that Aunt Luo was definitely going to do something bad!
Really!
Next, Aunt Luo poured beans into a bamboo tube, and told Li Cun that she and Cao Sanbao wanted to "escape from prison", including their plans.
After finishing speaking, Aunt Luo knelt on the ground and waited for Li Cun's fate.
It's Cao Sanbao, still thinking there, how can he escape this catastrophe?
After listening to Aunt Luo's confession, Li Zhuang glanced at Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo, and then his eyes fell on Cao Sanbao, who was much bigger than most women, and thought: "It's okay if she dresses as a man, she can't see her face, she may be able to get away with it, but you really don't know yourself." ”
Li Cun asked Cao Sanbao: "She wants to escape from the palace for the sake of her seriously ill father, what are you for?" ”
Cao Sanbao lied: "The slave just wants to go out of the palace and come back after dark." ”
Afraid that Aunt Luo would tell her that she had missed it, Cao Sanbao pulled Aunt Luo again: "Auntie is just going to see her father, and she will come back with me later." ”
Seeing that Cao Sanbao didn't cry when he saw the coffin, Li Cun pulled Cao Sanbao over and put it on his lap, and then picked up Cao Sanbao's bottom, and began to whip Cao Sanbao's fart.
The pants of women in this era are open crotch pants that later generations can't imagine at all, and the scientific name is crotchless pants.
The reason why women in this era love open crotch pants is mainly for private indulgence, that is, for the convenience of untying their hands.
In this era, there are several pieces of women's dresses, which are inconvenient to wear and take off, and it is very troublesome to go to the toilet.
Moreover, there are shirts, jackets, robes, and pants in the cumbersome long skirts.
How can this one be taken off and re-tied in a short period of time?
Not to mention the time-consuming and time-consuming, if the dress is not neat, there is also a loss of etiquette and decency.
In view of this situation, open crotch pants just solve the troublesome problem of women, when they want to relieve their hands, they only need to lift the bottom, and then put it down, which does not affect their outfit at all.
But—
Because it is easy to walk naked by wearing open crotch pants, unless you cross the river, women in this era will not easily lift their bottoms, and they usually stand and sit, and pay great attention to etiquette and righteousness, just like women in the Republic of China wear cheongsam, there is a very strict set of rules.
In conclusion, although women in this era wear open crotch pants, you will definitely not see anything unless an accident happens.
On the contrary, once someone lifts the hem of a woman of this era, it will ......
For example, Cao Sanbao at this time.
was lifted by Li Cun and beaten Gu, and there were one or two hundred female officials and female guards next to him, and Cao Sanbao's best friend Aunt Luo was watching there.
This made Cao Sanbao eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
However, not to mention that there is no crack in the ground here, even if there is, she has to drill through Li Cun's legs before she can drill the crack in the ground, and the premise is that Li Cunken can let go of her.
It's a shame.
However, Cao Sanbao, who was beaten by Li Cun, couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief while being ashamed!
- Cao Sanbao knew that her life must have been saved, and Li Cun, an emperor, would definitely not be able to beat a dead man's ass with his own hands.
Therefore, although Cao Sanbao was too ashamed not to want to, she still honestly lay on Li Cun's lap and accepted Li Cun's punishment.
After Li Cun beat Cao Sanbao's fart Gu to the point that it was red and swollen, Li Cun put Cao Sanbao down.
Although Cao Sanbao's fart Gu is hot and painful now, she still knelt beside Aunt Luo as soon as she landed.
At this time, Li Cuncai asked Cao Sanbao again: "Why did you want to escape?" ”
Cao Sanbao didn't dare to lie this time, she replied honestly: "The slave misses the slave's son, and wants to go to Yingtianfu to see him." ”
Li Cun asked: "Why don't you go through formal channels?" ”
Hearing Li Cun ask this, Cao Sanbao couldn't help but look at Li Cun with a resentful expression.
Not only Cao Sanbao was like this, but Aunt Luo also showed the same eyes.
Li Cun reacted for a moment, and suddenly remembered a bad street joke in later life, that is, playing not to marry and not to marry.
After thinking that the problem was actually on him, Li Cun laughed self-deprecatingly: "It turns out that it's because I married and didn't play." ”
Thinking of this, Li Cun stood up directly, then pulled Cao Sanbao with one hand and Aunt Luo with the other, and then took Cao Sanbao and Aunt Luo into the cornfield......
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