Yi Yun has always had a bad habit of spoofing and scaring in, so he followed Chen Yuanyuan's words and said: "It makes sense, Sister Yuanyuan, let's sell her to the lowest-grade Ji Yuan on the Qinhuai River, uh-huh! ”

"Wow, you want to sell your family to the kiln?" Zhuge Mengqing blinked: "Isn't it, so ruthless?"

"I'm a big badass, I don't blink an eye when I do bad things!" Iyun snorted.

"Uh......h Do you have the ruthlessness to throw such a lovely cousin into that kind of fire pit and let those ugly men in?" Zhuge Mengqing pretended to cry, pretending to be very fake, even the stupid assassin Lu Xi could see that she was pretending to cry, let alone other girls.

"Hey, if you want to cry, you pretend to cry a little, why are you swelling when you're pretending to cry?"

"Well, if you pretend to threaten me, of course I'll fake crying to cooperate with you. Zhuge Mengqing spread his hands: "Anyway, you can't really sell me into that kind of kiln, do I need to be afraid?"

"Hey, I'm not pretending, I'm really, really evil male. Eyun snorted.

"Alright then, you threw me into your house slave army and let them turn me in the dark...... I believe you're a badass. Zhuge Mengqing said with a smile.

"......" Yiyun Khan: "I rub, this kind of thing is a woman's ability?"

"Hey, who doesn't know that our Xi'an King Zhuge family is full of hooligans, from the ancestors to the present, there are ...... hooligans" Zhuge Mengqing smiled proudly: "What a wheel, ooxx, ****, and whoa-, whoa-, ****, ****, ***** and other words, I can come out casually." ”

Yi Yun broke out in a cold sweat: "Oh, in your sentence, there are many places that are treated by barriers, harmony, and coding...... I can't believe that these are actually coming out of a woman's mouth, and men will blush if they want to go. ”

"Cut, it's just a few swear words, and you won't get pregnant, what's there to blush. Zhuge Mengqing spread his hands: "Even if you are pregnant, it is not worth blushing, women always have to get pregnant, if women are not pregnant, they will not be able to give birth to children, and they will perish...... So it's a very honorable thing, and we should come out loud!"

"Love has to come out loud, let him understand that love has to work hard to create opportunities to have a future...... Zhuge Mengqing is still in the mood to sing: "Love has to come out loud, don't be slow and afraid, the meteor will be ...... soon" Love to come out loud, porphyry, the train is going fast, love or not to be brave, don't keep guessing, being defeated by love, holding the stop sign......"

"Flutter!" said Eyun vomiting blood.

"This woman still has the face to sing, beat her!" the girls were furious.

"Okay, stop playing!" Yi Yun said helplessly: "Collect the army first, let's go into the city and talk slowly." ”

Zhuge Mengqing passed down the order, the 300,000 troops all returned to the camp, Yiyun also collected the troops, everyone took Zhuge Mengqing and planned to enter Xi'an City, but saw that there was a sudden chaos on the other side, it turned out to be the Shaolin bald heads who had just shown their might, and they were setting up the "Dragon and Tiger Arhat Array", their eyes were in the shape of copper coins, staring at the rain birds on the ground!

The monks seemed intent on catching the rain birds.

"Alright, don't do it here. Yi Yun waved his hand and said, "You have only fought a battle, aren't you tired? You will face off with the rain bird immediately, in case you lose the battle and it flies away again, then it will be over." Let's have a full meal before thinking about it!

When the monks heard this, they immediately accepted the formation, and the four King Kongs led by him said: "The donor has to be reasonable, let's discuss it again when we are full, uh-huh...... Of course, we're not here to eat meat, absolutely not!"

The bald heads in the back were all drooling: "It's o, it's o, we definitely didn't decide to stop for meat, we wanted to eat cabbage, and only after eating did we have the strength to catch the rain birds." ”

Girls: "......"

Everyone walked towards the city together, and the large group of generals under Zhuge Mengqing also followed depressedly, but they didn't look like the end was coming, but they just gave a feeling of a little depressed.

The group entered the Xi'an palace and came to the main hall, Yi Yun unceremoniously went up and sat on the main seat of the palace, it looked like he had become the king of Xi'an, and then the girls were divided into left and right, Zhuge Mengqing and her thousand subordinates were all surrounded in the middle of the hall, like a trial prisoner, in fact...... It is indeed a trial offense.

"Okay, rebels, do you have anything else to say?" Yi Yun snorted: "Actually, I guessed the reason for your rebellion or something, and now I will give you one last chance to explain, otherwise you will all be torn apart." ”

"There's nothing to say!" Zhuge Mengqing spread his hands and said, "Since I have lost to you, I will be your subordinate." ”

"Nani?" Iyun Khan: "So easy?"

"It's not easy, it's thinking about Luo before the rebellion!" Zhuge Mengqing sat down on the carpet unceremoniously, spread his hands and said: "You have also seen the situation in Shaanxi, anyway, it is a mess, the Donglin Party has been stuck with my materials, and I am here to add to the disaster, so I have to rebel casually......"

Evan: "......"

Zhuge Mengqing said with a smile: "The country of Dameng has the unparalleled King of Jinling, and whoever rebels is a dead end, but I still rebelled, the purpose is to attract my cousins, cousins, cousins, cousins and cousins to help me!"

"Nani?"

Zhuge Mengqing said seriously: "I have already calculated, if I rebel, in order to cover up the news that they forced me to rebel, the Donglin Party will definitely impose a blockade on Shaanxi, in this case, if there is still an ambitious royal family in the Dameng Kingdom, I will definitely ignore the Donglin Party's obstruction and lead troops into Shaanxi to quell the rebellion, so that I can meet with them, and then solve the difficulties here together." If the Da Meng Kingdom has no ambition and dares to come to quell the rebellion, I will go to Beijing by myself, overthrow the current leadership team, and manage the country myself. ”

Crowd in: "......"

"It is worthy of being a descendant of the Zhuge family...... It's annoying enough. Xiangyang Wang Dong Ying laughed with a grin: "Your family just likes to play with these fancy intestines, and you are really tired and panicked." If I change my words, hum, I will use one million taels of silver tickets to make countless rune paper cranes, and at the same time send a letter to all the princes of the Da Meng country, inviting them to help me, and the paper cranes made of silver tickets will be regarded as giving them white spoon military expenses......"

The crowd was sweating profusely.

Zhuge Mengqing grinned and said: "Look, my plan has succeeded, and sure enough, several princes have come to help me, including the King of Xiangyang, the King of Qiantang, the King of Jinling, and the King of Hu...... Coupled with my King of Xi'an, the strength of our royal family will be condensed now, and it will be much easier to deal with the Donglin Party. ”

Evan: "......"

Girls: "......"

Yi Yun began to be unhappy: "Nima, I am the one who won the battle, why are you sitting there smugly, with everything under your control?"

"Oh, isn't it all under my control?" Zhuge Mengqing laughed: "Anyway, you're here...... Then whether you lose to me or I lose to you, the result is that you come to help me solve the drought problem, and by the way, you help me break through the blockade of the Donglin Party in Tongguan, what is it that I won?"

Evan: "......"

"Anyway, cousin, you can't leave when you come, help me solve the drought!" Zhuge Mengqing sat on the carpet and said smugly: "I have thought of the following solutions...... First, move all the people of western Shaanxi to your territory, so that the drought will not matter, and the land will no longer be inhabited anyway. Second, excavate the Grand Canal, just like the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal, to create a super grand canal that runs through the Great Meng Kingdom, and transport water into western Shaanxi. Third, let this angry rain bird stop just going into the rain with his cousin, and come to make it rain for the whole of Shaanxi. ”

Yi Yun felt a little cold, plus extremely unhappy......! Is my brother really being used by the feed? It's so unpleasant, swollen, what should I do?

"You must be thinking now: It's not cool, what's the swelling?" Zhuge Mengqing pointed at Yi Yun and smiled: "Wow hahaha, cold salad! Who told you that you are a good person in your bones, it is useless for you to pretend to be bad and pretend to be more like, the good taste in your bones is soaked out, and you can only suffer a secret loss if you are a hooligan like me." ”

"I'll go to it, brother, I can endure anything, the only thing I can't bear is don't get into me and send me a good card, you're going to die." Yi Yun jumped down from the main seat with an arrow step, reached out to pick up Zhuge Mengqing, and pulled her into the study next to her: "Find a place to clean up your ......."

"It's strange if I'm afraid of you, you can't do it......" Zhuge Mengqing grinned.

The two entered the study, Yi Yun closed the doors and windows, and said viciously: "Cousin, you are finished, the price of sending me a good card is very heavy......" He was about to arrest Zhuge Mengqing and scare her, but he didn't expect Zhuge Mengqing to rush up first, hugged her with both hands, and crossed his cute mouth on Yi Yun's face, and said softly: "Cousin, can you help me...... If you help me, I'll kiss you!"

I'll take it, and dare to use the means when this is the case?

Yi Yun was really furious, he pulled Zhuge Mengqing into his arms and kissed him hard...... The two soft red lips were soft, and the fragrant taste seemed to come with saliva, and the naughty girl in her arms stiffened all over...... Then, Zhuge Mengqing struggled desperately: "Oh, are you really here?"

"Of course it's true, do you think I'm fake?"

"Oh, how can you come for real......? This is the first kiss from the house......"

"Who told you to always use means to fix me? Don't let you know that men are terrible, you don't know that the pot is made of iron. Yi Yun slipped her bad hand into her clothes, as if she was going to touch something that was going to be coded and blocked.

"Oh, don't touch ...... I lost...... I'm not naughty......" Zhuge Mengqing screamed in shock: "You scoundrel!"

"Finally changed the good card to the bad card, wahahaha!" Yi Yun smirked.

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