The most fun thing in life is the ups and downs, one moment I'm still happy for myself, and the next moment I'm lying in a coffin to sleep, which is unacceptable to anyone, but I have a steel heart tofu body, for which I accept it, but you can't let me get the bento at the beginning, so that readers will think it's fake, it's the author's spoof, it's the convulsions of the website; There's a saying: I'm looking at the flowers, and the flowers are looking at me.

Alas, I don't know how many times I sighed, I don't know where I was buried, anyway, there was the sound of running water in my ears, sometimes I wondered if I was buried on the water, but listening to the sound of running water everywhere, I guessed that I was really buried in the water, but this coffin was really small enough, squeezed to death, and I couldn't move my limbs, and I was really depressed.

It's a day, well, I don't know what day it is. Anyway, when I was about to go to sleep in the haze, I was pried into the coffin! I was angry on the spot, which bastard dared to pry my coffin, I don't know if it was dead or alive! The coffin lid was pried open, but I couldn't help but lie there in anger. The blinding light shone into my eyes, and I quickly closed it, only to hear a man say, "The corpse is not decomposed!

The heavy male voice thought to the side, "It's estimated to be tens of thousands, carry it away." ”

"Smack"

I don't have to open my eyes I know it's paper, but why does the paper stick to my forehead? I can't open my eyes, I can't move my hands and feet, and I was carried away, and I will tell you that the touch of being put in a sack? A movie clip flashed in my mind, or Uncle Lin Zhengying, uh, etc. Stick the paper on your forehead? me! I'm not a zombie, dear.

It's a pity that no matter how much I shouted, I was still taken away, and it goes without saying where I got it. I don't know how many days I slept, but I knew that when I woke up, my ears were very noisy, and I seemed to hear gunshots, and I always felt that society was so chaotic now! Why I haven't met it in 18 years of life, but I met it when I died. The sound of the banging gunfire made my ears buzz and I couldn't continue to sleep, so I had to think that I Hu Hansan was back, but it was just a corpse.

With a bang, I felt that I was being put in a police car, and when the car started, I was sure that I was indeed more locked up than in a police car! It was very quiet in the police car, but something was pressing on me, I wanted to move, but I couldn't move for a long time before I found that the charm was still on my head, I was so tired from being crushed, I just wanted to lie down alone.

After being carried out of the police car, I didn't know where I was being carried, but anyway, I heard a few policemen say what was this? I was tempted to say that I wasn't a thing! I was a real person, but I was just a burp. Being thrown in one place, although it didn't hurt, but the touch really made me unhappy, and I thought that I was still attached to the talisman and I continued to lie down quietly.

"Hiss"

Soon after hearing the sound of the zipper, I was taken away by the resistance on the shoulder! Who is so brave! I don't know where the resistance is, anyway, I was shaking on the shoulder to the extreme of boredom, shaking for a long time before I put it down, as soon as I was put down I heard the jingle sound, the body was not under my control and began to jump, this is terrible! I am really not a zombie!

"Your Majesty, I'm so sorry that I only got rid of your soul for the sake of the world. The man who resisted me said.

Good secondary two boy, and get rid of my soul, oh wait! get rid of my soul! No, no, no, no, this is terrible, although I am a zombie now, but I am still a good boy. Something is wrong, didn't zombies jump out of the Six Realms? There should be no soul, but why do I still have thoughts?

"Heaven is above, and now I divide the covenant of oath by the corpse spirit, exclude!" the man cried out.

I don't know why.,I have an inexplicable sense of shame.,Activate the skill to shout out and feel good middle two.,Although I usually watch Japanese comics, but I don't have this kind of character;It's better to be a normal person.,But now you can't be a normal person.,Or be a zombie who is at ease for the people of the motherland!

The second man didn't know what to do, and after a while I found that the talisman on my forehead was torn open, and I was immediately relieved, if I went on like this, I felt that I might as well lie in the coffin. Squeeze is squeeze, but the fingers can at least move, and you can't move anything when you are attached to the talisman, and you won't be tired when you stand there, but you will always want to be tired in your head, and this should be thinking when you're still a human being.

When I opened my eyes, I saw an enlarged face in front of my eyes, and I grinned and said, "Hi!"

“......”

Time froze for a few seconds, and the second middle school man looked at me with a pale face and shouted, "The zombie is not dead!!

I ran away after barking, I felt so tired, I just said hello, as for it! Looking at the furnishings around me, I had the feeling that I had traveled to other worlds, why did the table get bigger? Why did I think about it, it was me who got smaller, I looked down at my body, I was wearing a dragon robe that looked like a costume drama, but it was a little bigger, I tried to take a step, and I was surprised to find that I could walk without jumping, it turned out that I was a high zombie.

No, I'm obviously dead, why is my body still so small in a dragon robe? After thinking about it with my powerful brain, I came to a conclusion that I was indeed dead, but my soul was pierced, and my soul pierced this little emperor. Sighed, I don't know which emperor this body owner is, it's pitiful to burp so little, pity for a while and walk out of the room, the sun seems to be useless to me, the dazzling sunlight makes me have to squint.

I sneaked out of this unknown place while there was no one now, but this dragon robe is so shy to wear out, it's the world of COSPY now, but I personally don't like to run around in those clothes on the street, I'm very shy. Walking down the street, I could feel everyone's eyes on me, which made me irritable and wanted to go crazy, but I still swallowed my saliva and kept a low profile when I saw the police officers on patrol.

Walking in an alley where no one is around, I plan to catch a girl and snap it, no, it's to suck blood to fill my stomach in case I'm hungry, but now I'm not hungry, so I squatted on the ground and looked at the ants boringly; I silently picked up the coin and continued to look at the ants. "Ding" another coin fell in front of my eyes, I looked up and asked impatiently, "What do you want to do?"

The young man touched his chin and said, "Is two dollars enough to adopt you?"

"Hey, boy, I'm just squatting here and not asking for adoption!" I retorted very firmly.

"Ten bucks?"

"Am I that kind of person!"

"A hundred?"

"Cheng, let's go. ”

By the time I came to my senses, I had already sold myself to a young man I had never met, and if there was a time machine in the future, I would like to travel to the present and slap myself and scold: "What about your discipline!"