Chapter 30: Introduce yourself
The handsome man walked up, turned around, faced the security guard below, and said loudly, "Hello everyone, my name is Martian." He is 25 years old this year and is from Caojia Village. ”
There was a round of applause below.
But Wang Lung, who was listening to the sidelines, couldn't help laughing, because this guy's name sounded a little funny.
Wang Lung said: "You are from Caojia Village, how did you get into our Wangjia Village?" ”
Cao Martian said: "I heard Cao Laifu say yesterday, boss, you are going to recruit security guards today, and then I squatted at the entrance of Wangjia Village with a few brothers early, waiting for your call." ”
Wang Lung said, "I see. But you're calling it a Martian, which is awkward. Can you change your name? ”
Martian and say, "Boss, you can't. This name was given to me by my grandfather, and he said that speaking Martian is an alien language, and Martian means longevity and wealth, which will bring good luck to our whole family. ”
When Wang Lung and the security guards below heard this, they all laughed.
Wang Lung said, "Your grandfather still made friends with aliens?" Otherwise, how can there be an alien language? ”
Martian said, "No." More than 20 years ago, when my mother gave birth to me, my grandfather had a dream that day, an alien traveled through nine days, came to our home, and then gave me the name Speak Martian in front of our whole family, and said, as long as I give such a name, then my whole family will be healthy and prosperous for the rest of their lives. So, my grandfather gave me such a name. ”
Wang Lung said: "Then after you give this name, is your family healthy and wealthy?" ”
Martian and say, "It's okay." ”
Wang Lung said, "Okay, okay." We don't have much time, and you've been introducing yourself for a few minutes, the next one. ”
After Martian, a young lady suddenly came up.
This young lady is wearing a strong suit, with a good figure, and the appearance of a small jasper, Wang Lung was also stunned when he saw her, thinking, a female streamer, actually passed the assessment, this is too powerful, it is simply a woman who does not let her eyebrows, today is finally a long insight.
The young lady stood in front of Wang Lung, and immediately said with great momentum: "Hello everyone, my name is Cao Hongyu." I'm also a Caojia village. ”
When Wang Lung heard this, he couldn't help laughing, a girl is actually called Cao Hongyu, I will get along with her in the future, and ask her to do Cao Hongyu every day, she is at ease, but I am a man, a person who has been polluted by modern thought, so I may not want to think about it.
Wang Lung couldn't help but ask, "Are you with the Martian language?" ”
Cao Hongyu said, "No, I came by myself." Originally, I wanted to apply for a job as a textile worker, but seeing that the security guard was treated so well, and I personally liked this profession, I gave it a try. Hehe. ”
Wang Lung said, "I see. Welcome. It's just that your name can be changed to worry, or cute,, great? It seems a little inappropriate to call it ruby. ”
Cao Hongyu is a straight person, there is one thing to say, but he is not used to Wang Lung, and immediately said: "Boss, do you have any opinions about the people in our Caojia Village, what name we give is our business, can you be an outsider to take care of the affairs of our clan?" ”
Wang Lung was a little embarrassed and said, "Then I tell you to the red jade every day, the red jade, don't you feel uncomfortable listening to it?" ”
Cao Hongyu frowned, and said with a puzzled face: "Boss, why do you say such strange things, my name is Cao Hongyu, I am very happy that you call me by name, why do you think I will be uncomfortable." ”
Wang Lung realized that he was out of shape, so he said very sincerely, "I'm sorry, I'm thinking too much. Ruby, you go down, next. ”
A very burly young man walked up, this young man's face reminded Wang Lung of Zhang Fei of the Three Kingdoms, thick smoke and big eyes, dark skin, but very small eyes, Wang Lung thought, is this person Zhang Fei crossed over?
The burly young man said loudly: "Hello everyone, the old version ......"
When Wang Lung heard this, he immediately interrupted the burly young man's words, and said angrily: "Have you eaten the gall of a leopard, and actually scolded me in front of so many people, do you think that if you pass the assessment, you will be awesome and coaxed." I'm telling you, I'm the boss here, and I can get you wrapped up and left with a word. ”
The burly young man was very panicked when he saw Wang Lung's angry appearance, although he was stronger than an ox, but his courage was smaller than a corn's, and it took a while to explain: "Boss, what's wrong with you?" I just wanted to say that the old version is my name. Why are you so excited? And said I scolded you. How dare I do such a thing? ”
Only then did Wang Lung realize that he had misunderstood others again, so he said with sincerity: "Okay, okay." It was my fault just now, can you forgive me? I really didn't know that the names of the people in your village were so ........ ”
the old version said: "Where is it." Our name is the same as everyone else's, but it's only when you get to the boss that it becomes complicated. ”
Wang Lung said helplessly: "Okay, okay." It's all my fault, you go down, let the next one come up and introduce yourself. ”
the old version said, "Oh. And he went down.
After the old version, Wang Lung prayed in his heart, don't come to Caojia Village again, and make another name for Lei Ren, it's really a little unbearable.
At this time, Wang Lung suddenly felt that he had crossed over to change the dynasty, and there was also a situation where he was not adapted, many things, in fact, were very simple, but he thought very complicated for himself, and his own complexity also caused inconvenience to others, I am really sorry.
In fact, there are two theories about the origin of Cao's surname in Chinese history: one is derived from the official position, from the official position given by the Yin Dynasty monarch Pan Geng to the doctor, which belongs to the emperor's surname, and there is also a saying that it is the descendants of Cao Cao, but Cao Cao's descendants changed their surnames to hide their identities in order to avoid Sima Yi's pursuit.
But no matter what the way it is said, the word was not used for scolding in ancient times.
An hour later, more than a hundred security guards had already finished introducing themselves, Wang Lung was sweating, thinking, this self-introduction, can still have such an exciting time, this is also the first time.
Wang Lung smiled and said, "Okay." Now that you've got your hands on it, let's start training. As a security guard in Wangjia Village, you are facing the threat of bandits all the time, and I didn't invite you to come here to sleep with Erlang's legs crossed and sleep and brag. You remember to me that if you don't train hard today, then once the bandits attack, then your life will be in jeopardy. ”
At this time, everyone understood that the security guard's salary was so high, and he was all exchanged for his life.
But no one was afraid, and no one flinched.
Wang Lung was satisfied, and continued: "Continue to run a hundred laps around the playground. ”
"Yes."
A hundred security guards, led by Wang Lung, ran around the playground.