Chapter 8: It's Done! Our human race fears nothing

When the ring ruler and Li Tai's little buttocks were only 0.01 mm, Li Shimin finally braked the car stiffly.

With a slight force of his right hand, he directly turned Li Tai in a direction and made him face him.

"What are you talking nonsense just now, what is the use of Kongtong seal, what is becoming an immortal ancestor?"

Since ancient times, there has been no emperor who does not want to live forever, especially the emperor who has conquered the world with his own hands.

Of course, Li Shimin will not be an exception, otherwise it would be impossible for him to start knocking pills in his later years.

This is true of no real immortals in history, let alone the fact that it is now in the Journey to the West world of immortals and monsters.

Looking at his own Lao Tzu's shortness of breath and flushed face, Li Tai knew that his little ass had been saved again.

So he crooked his mouth towards Li Shimin very stinky and said:

"Father wants to know now? You weren't very good just now, did you want to beat me? You beat! ”

"Stinky boy hurry up, or I'll let your queen mother shut you up!" Li Shimin threatened.

He knew that in fact, his little fat man was not afraid of him beating people at all, and he usually screamed twice when he was beaten, purely to cooperate with his performance.

What he feared most was being locked up, especially if he wasn't even allowed to go out of his room.

Sure enough, after Li Tai heard the three words of confinement, the fat on his body shook unconsciously, and then said with a hippie smile:

"Father, look at you, why can't you make such a joke?

Erchen was joking with you just now, how could Erchen hide this kind of thing from you, do you say that it is not my good father!

In this case, you put your son down first, and I'll tell you the details slowly! ”

"No! Say it now! Li Shimin directly and sternly refused.

Knowing his son Mo Ruo's father, he was not deceived by the appearance of the little fat man once or twice, and this time he resolutely will not backhand.

Li Tai looked at him with a resolute look, he could only sigh lightly, shrugged his shoulders and said:

"Alas! Trust, is trust between Father and Son so fragile?

Hum! Father, I can see through you, put me down, otherwise you won't want to know how to achieve the position of human emperor who is truly equal to the emperor of heaven in your life. ”

Originally, Li Shimin thought that he was going to continue to play treasure with himself, but he heard that his breathing became rapid again in the end.

His eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Li Tai and said:

"Are you really?"

"Seriously! It's more true than pearls! ”

"Not running?"

"Don't run!"

"Really not running?"

"If you really don't run, Father, are you annoying! If you don't let go, I really won't tell you! ”

……

In the end, after an effective and harmonious communication between the two fathers and sons, Li Tai finally landed safely as he wished.

After being down-to-earth, he took a long breath and glanced at Li Shimin fiercely, and then ran directly to the dragon chair with his little short legs and sat down, picked up a piece of pastry and said while eating:

"Father, you should have heard the clue from Guanyin's mouth yesterday, right?"

"Hmm!" Li Shimin lifted Li Tai to the side of the dragon chair, sat down and said:

"But my father only knows that Kongtong Seal is a very strong magic weapon, and the rest is not very clear!"

"Oh!" Li Tai took a sip of the teacup and explained:

"Then let me tell you so! Kongtong Seal is not only a very powerful spiritual treasure, but also the treasure of the human race, its main function is to abolish the human emperor, now do you understand? ”

Syllable~

"What? What did you just say about the role of Kongtong seal? The teacup in Li Shimin's hand fell, but he didn't care at all, stared at Li Tai and asked.

Li Tai didn't care even more, picked up a piece of pastry again and said while eating:

"Abolish the Human Emperor! The Emperor of the People, the Emperor of the Human Race, the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors, they are not the kind of people you are now in the position of the Son of Heaven! ”

"Whew...... Call...... Call! ”

Li Shimin's eyes were bigger than a bull's eye, and he gasped for breath, and the flushing spread directly to the root of his ear.

The Emperor of People!

The honorable position of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.

Every word has a fatal allure to a person like Li Shimin who aspires to become the first emperor of the ages.

I wonder what is the true master of great talent who is willing to be subservient to others.

Although Li Shimin thought that the position of the Son of Heaven was already the ultimate in the world, it was when no one picked it up.

Now that Li Tai clearly told him that he could become the emperor of the human race like the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, he was indifferent and unmoved?

"Do you have a way to make your father the emperor of men?"

Li Tai put down the pastry in his hand, nodded very seriously, jumped down from the dragon chair, stared at Li Shimin's eyes and said:

"Father! Have you forgotten what I told you when I was a child that I had a fairy master behind me? ”

"You mean the unknown master?" Li Shimin asked.

"Yes!" Li Tai nodded again and said with some stinky fart:

"My master came to me again a few days ago and told me a lot of secret things, including Guanyin's return to the Tang Dynasty and Kongtongyin.

That's why I deliberately smashed the jade seal of the country yesterday......"

Li Tai fooled Li Shimin seriously, these were all words he had already thought of on the way here.

In fact, he has a ghost master!

It was just nonsense when he was a child in order to make things out of the name without being suspected.

Coupled with Guanyin's suspicion of the person behind him yesterday, he misused his mistake to continue to fool Lao Li.

However, it seems that his method is still really effective, and Li Shimin was stunned by him.

Especially when he heard him say that his master had told him how to use the Kongtong seal to open up a dynasty and become a human emperor, Li Shimin hugged Li Tai and kissed him fiercely on the chubby little face.

"Father, you are so disgusting! Saliva makes people in the face. ”

Li Tai wiped his face in disgust, glanced at Li Shimin, who had fallen into madness, with disdain, and poured a scoop of cold water on his head.

"Father, I trouble you not to be so excited, you are also a generation of emperors, can't you be calm?"

"Opening up the Yun Dynasty means completely breaking with Heavenly Court, and that is to bear the wrath of the entire Heavenly Court, have you thought about it?"

Break with Heaven?

Bear the wrath of the whole Heavenly Court!

Li Shimin immediately grasped these two keywords, and his excited expression immediately stopped.

But only a moment later, he clenched his fist fiercely, hammered it heavily on the imperial case, and said:

"It's done! If you break up, you will break up, if I can conquer this huge country, are you still afraid of his heavenly court?

My men are like clouds, and my advisers are like rain, even if the sky falls, what is there to fear......"