Chapter 40: Green Sparrow, it's not like what you see
"Humph! Since you want to die, don't blame the deity. ”
As a figure who has cultivated from ancient times to the present, the Nine Heavens Xuannu is not a good person.
Seeing that a few little yin gods dared not to put themselves in their eyes, they snorted coldly and slapped them directly.
Rumble~
A large handprint that covered the sky and the sun directly slapped the black and white impermanence and the bull's head and horse face into the ground.
When the smoke cleared, there was only a huge hole in the ground, where there was still the shadow of black and white impermanence and the face of a bull and a horse.
A low-level Yin God like them might be okay to play majestic in front of mortals or low-level monks.
But in the face of the quasi-saint power of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, even a casual slap was enough to make their souls scatter.
"Let's go! Hurry up and rescue your father. Li Tai's expression was indifferent, and he said without the slightest mood swing.
The Nine Heavens Xuannu nodded, didn't even look at it, and followed Li Tai directly towards the backyard.
There were still a lot of yin chasms around that wanted to surround me before, and when I saw this scene, I was so frightened that the magic weapon in my hand fell to the ground and I didn't come back to my senses.
After a long time, another shrewd yin reacted, yelled "Inform the judge" and ran out.
"Father! Father......
Walking outside the room where he was inducted, Li Tai hurriedly pushed open the door.
But when he pushed the door open, his face changed rapidly for a long time.
The original worry and anxiety on his face disappeared in an instant, turning into a strange expression.
After a while, he slapped his forehead, rolled his eyes and said speechlessly:
"Wow! Father, you sixth brother! Erchen hurriedly came and pinched, but he didn't expect it to be self-inflicted!
Disturbed ......"
After saying that, Li Tai was about to reach out and close the door, making a distressed expression on his face.
Li Shimin saw the expression of his little fat man, and he sighed in his heart.
Quickly pushed aside the two pretty female ghosts who were feeding him wine and grapes, got up and chased after him.
"Blue Sparrow, Green Sparrow! It's not like you see that, you listen to your father's explanation! ”
Li Tai turned his head and glanced at Li Shimin, and asked:
"It's not what I see, what is it? Erchen rushed from Chang'an to save you, but you had a lot of fun with wine and beauty here.
Father, don't you have a long heart at all, don't you know what kind of place this is, and you still have the heart to enjoy it? ”
"Alas! Don't be in a hurry! Li Shimin looked at Li Tai as if he was really angry, and hurriedly went up to pick him up, saying:
"Of course, my father knows that this is the underworld, and my father also knows that they want to harm my father.
Isn't my father making false promises with them, deliberately making them feel that my father has fallen for a beauty's trick, so as to paralyze them and wait for you to save me? ”
"Really?"
Hearing Li Shimin's explanation, Li Tai felt a little better, but he still asked uncertainly.
Li Shimin saw that his little fat man seemed to have been fooled by himself, so he hurriedly stepped up his efforts and said:
"Really! When did Father lie to you, do you think! If I don't paralyze them in this situation, can I wait for you to come to my rescue?
I'm afraid that before you found out, I was sent to reincarnation by them. ”
"Forget it, barely get through!" Li Tai wrinkled his nose and said.
When Li Shimin saw him say this, he finally secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Where is he confusing the enemy to buy time?
In fact, those two pretty female ghosts were hooked up by himself just now, just because he felt that his little fat man would definitely come to save him.
That's why I took advantage of my leisure time to review my skills of picking up girls, so as not to forget it after practicing for a long time in the future.
He didn't expect Li Tai to come over so soon, let alone get caught.
In my heart, I was secretly glad that it had finally flickered over.
Suddenly, the two pretty female ghosts floated out of the house in a hurry.
came up and hugged Li Shimin's arm directly and began to be coquettish.
"Your Majesty! Didn't you just say that you wanted to bring the slave family back to Yang? , why did you suddenly leave others and run away? ”
"Yes, Your Majesty! Just now you said that when you return to the yang world, you want to make the family a princess! ”
Seeing the appearance of these two female ghosts, Li Shimin suddenly sighed in his heart.
looked down at Li Tai in his arms, and sure enough, he saw Li Tai's small face black and black.
Before he could explain, he saw Li Tai directly break free from his embrace and fly to Xuannu's side.
Then two very disdainful voices were heard at the same time.
"Phew! Scumbag! ”
Li Tai looked at Li Shimin and threatened: "Father, you'd better deal with these two female ghosts properly, otherwise don't blame me for going back and telling the queen mother." ”
Knowing that he couldn't threaten him with Li Shimin or not, Li Tai directly moved out of the eldest grandson Wuji.
If you want to say who Li Shimin is most afraid of, Li Tai is not the first, it is definitely the eldest grandson of Guanyin who has grown up with him since he was a child.
You don't see that in history, when the eldest grandson was innocent, Li Shimin handled both political affairs and the harem very harmoniously.
But not long after the death of the eldest grandson Wuji, Li Shimin seemed to be a different person, and began to do all kinds of nonsense.
"Uh......"
Sure enough, Li Shimin was directly dumbfounded when Li Tai's voice fell.
After being stunned for a while, he came to Li Tai's side with a shy old face and begged:
"Good girl! When you go back, if your father asks you to be the crown prince, don't tell your mother about this kind of play. ”
"No way!" Li Tai shook his little head very resolutely and said solemnly:
"It's okay to be amorous, but Father, you are so and thirsty, do you still have a little bit of the appearance of a human emperor?
Don't think that now that the Yunchao has been successfully established, there are many strong people who will be able to sit back and relax.
How many strong enemies are peeping at Datang now, don't you understand that you were taken to the underworld this time?
There is no room for negotiation in this matter, and if you don't have a long memory, how can the human race become strong in the future? ”
Li Shimin's face was as black as the ashes at the bottom of an old pot.
Although he has been scolded in various ways since he was one year old, the number of times he has been in front of others is still "not much".
Now not only in front of others, but also does not give him the face of the emperor at all.
even educated him directly in the tone of his elders, and almost didn't let him take him away directly, grabbing Li Taida and spanking him.
But after calming down a little, he felt that what the little fat man said seemed to be right.
Although there are many strong people in Datang now, they are still too immature compared to Heavenly Court and Buddhism.
Otherwise, this time the underworld would not dare to quietly seduce him away from the soul of the emperor.
"Alas!"
After sighing heavily, Li Shimin's face darkened slightly, and he said:
"Green Sparrow! You are right, this is what your father did wrong, you can rest assured that your father will never be willful again in the future, and he will definitely lead the human race well. ”