Chapter 56: Molesting Guanyin

Changan!

Kaseiji Temple!

The temple, which usually does not have much incense, is full of people today.

In the center of the crowd, all the monks gathered.

Or meditate and chant sutras, or knock on wooden fish, or go to Zen in three or two, a good picture of the Buddha gathering.

It's just that among these monks, there is a white fat monk who looks out of place.

Since he is now the presiding abbot of Jinshan Temple, Xuanzang is also.

Yesterday, in the mountains and rivers altar, I don't know why all the monks unanimously elected him as today's speaker.

This kept him awake all night, and his mind was full of reverie.

Recently, I have seen many monks discussing the Dharma, and many of them have the intention of practicing themselves.

Although Xuanzang came out of his mother's womb, he entered Jinshan Temple to fast and receive ordination.

But when he usually worships the Buddha, he thinks that the Dharma should be magnanimous and should be inclusive of all things......

Therefore, he is meditating on what Dharma he will talk about later, so that everyone can understand.

……

Just when Xuanzang was sitting among the 1,200 monks, meditating.

Li Tai took Nezha and the Nine Heavens Plain Girl, changed their appearance and dress, and was also walking towards this side.

Meanwhile.

Guanyin turned into a leprosy monk, and the little monk who followed Muzha was also heading towards the Huasheng Temple.

Mu Zha held a shining robe with a nine-ring tin staff lying horizontally on it.

At this time, several monks who were not selected by the water and land conference were dressed quite appropriately, and they looked like rich monks.

Seeing the two Guanyin, the tattered robe was holding two treasures in his hands, so he couldn't help but step forward to stop the two, and asked with a hippie smile:

"Phew! You leprosy monk, how do you sell your robes? ”

"The robe is worth five thousand taels, and the tin rod is worth two thousand taels!" Guanyin resisted the urge to run away with a few monks in his heart, and pretended to reply.

The monks pointed at Guanyin and said, "These two leper monks are crazy!" What a fool!

These two coarse objects were sold for 7,000 taels of silver, but unless they were put on and immortal, they had to become Buddhas and ancestors.

It's not worth much! Take it! Can't sell! ”

Guanyin pretended not to be angry or sad, and was about to take Muzha to continue to the Huasheng Temple.

This brocade robe and nine-ring tin staff, she originally gave it to Xuanzang according to the meaning of Duobao Rulai, how could she sell it.

But just as he had taken two steps, he heard a familiar voice in his ears.

"This robe and Tibet are not bad, the price of seven thousand taels is not too expensive, I bought it!"

Hearing this voice, Guanyin involuntarily trembled slightly.

Turning her head slowly, she saw the fat face that she hated so much, grinning at her.

Although Li Tai smiled naturally, in Guanyin's eyes, he felt that he was mocking himself.

If she hadn't been able to beat Li Tai, she would definitely go up and grab Li Tai and beat his ass hard.

If it weren't for this on the streets of Chang'an City, if it weren't for the ......

If it weren't for that, she would be a leprosy monk selling Buddha treasures now.

knew that Li Tai had seen through her identity, but in broad daylight, she still had to continue to pretend.

"The little benefactor is not joking, the robes and tin canes of the poor monks are only sold to those who are destined."

Hum!

Play with me and see how I clean you up.

The corners of Li Tai's mouth rose slightly, but his eyes immediately became annoyed.

"Monk Wuna, all say that the family doesn't talk crazy, what's going on with you now, are you going back on your word?

Just now you said that there are 5,000 taels of robes and 2,000 taels of tin staff!

Why did it become only for those who are destined in a blink of an eye?

Don't you look down on the kid and think that I can't take out so much money, so I deliberately lie and prevaricate? ”

Guanyin naturally knew the loophole in his words, and was caught by Li Tai, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

I had to pretend that I didn't understand, and I closed my eyes and recited Buddhist scriptures.

Buddhism and ginseng Zen talk about the Tao, often when they can't talk about others, it's almost like this.

Today, Li Tai can be regarded as finding the roots, and it turns out that it was all brought out by Guanyin.

However, Guanyin ignored him, which made Li Tai's heart a little happier.

I saw him gesture to the woman beside him who had turned into a nine-day plain girl.

The Nine Heavens Plain Girl immediately bent down and picked him up, and slowly walked towards Guanyin.

Although Guanyin's eyes are closed, his divine consciousness is still outward.

She could see the banter that flashed in Li Tai's eyes in the arms of the Nine Heavens Plain Girl.

Although I don't know what Li Tai wants to do, Guanyin always feels that it will not be a good thing.

Before she could react, Li Tai's hand directly touched her face.

Although outsiders saw it as an ugly face, and there were even pus-dripping faces.

But in the eyes of Li Tai and the others, it was a very beautiful face.

"Monk! Do you know that I am known as the little overlord of Chang'an City, if you don't sell me this robe and tin staff today, then don't blame the master for taking you and your apprentice back. ”

In the end, he brought back those three words, and he bit them very hard.

Frightened, Guanyin suddenly opened his eyes, squinted at him slightly, and said with a divine sense:

"Li Tai, don't go too far! Today, I will reveal that the poor monk owes you a favor? ”

However, she used her divine sense to transmit sounds, but Li Tai did not accept them at all.

Instead, he deliberately put his hand to his ear, pretending not to hear her whisper clearly, and shouted loudly:

"What? What beauty do you say, I didn't hear clearly, you say it again! ”

As he spoke, he moved his body and leaned towards Guanyin's side.

Pretending to listen carefully for a while, he shouted loudly at the top of his voice:

"What! You want to use a beauty to change your robe with me, no, no, I'm too young to like a beauty.

Besides, your beauty, is it as beautiful as my plain sister? ”

Puff~

The plain girl was directly happy, squinting at Li Tai, and the style almost didn't let Li Tai plunge into the peak.

Guanyin was almost angry with Li Tai, and his chest rose and fell violently, as if he was going to compete with the Nine Heavens Plain Girl.

She really wanted to ask what it means to have a nine-day plain girl who looks good?

Could it be that she is dignified Nanhai Guanyin, a saint disciple reincarnated into a woman, and she is not as good as a nine-day plain girl.

But it is estimated that if she really asks so, Li Tai will definitely tell her without hesitation.

Shemale and beautiful sister, those are two different things, please don't mix them up.

Guanyin gritted his teeth in his heart, but his face was as unmoving as a bell, and he continued to transmit:

"Li Tai! What do you want to be a poor monk to let go of Buddhism and let us complete this catastrophe? ”

"It's ......not impossible to let you Buddhism go," Li Tai just said yes.

Guanyin said excitedly and directly: "What conditions you mention directly, as long as you don't want to be a Buddha, I can make the decision and promise you." ”