Chapter 90: Ao Lie: I beg you, hurry up
When Elder Jin Chi saw Tang Seng's appearance, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but bend an arc.
But the hiding is very good, and he walked in with a smile on his face and said:
"Elder Tang hurry inside, please, this is a reception banquet specially prepared for you by the poor monks.
It's all game purchased from outside at a high price, and it tastes tender and delicious."
Hearing that it was a good thing purchased at a high price, Tang Seng was not polite, took three steps and made two steps, and walked directly to the table.
picked up the chopsticks, and actually greeted the guest:
"Elder Jin Chi, don't be stunned, hurry up and eat with chopsticks!"
Elder Jin Chi twitched the corners of his mouth again, but he still sat down beside Tang Sanzang with a smile on his face.
While he kept serving him food, he kept pouring wine.
The two monks ate with their mouths full of oil and drank in a daze.
If this is for Guanyin or Duobao Rulai to see it, I don't know if it will be so angry that it will be braided.
The six-eared macaque was drinking and eating on the side, and saw the two finally hook up and call each other brothers.
I was so happy in my heart that I couldn't wait to find Guanyin immediately and let her take a good look, this is the senior monk disciple of their Buddhism.
But that's not all.
When the two of them were almost drunk, Elder Jin Chi clapped his palms mysteriously.
Just when the six-eared macaque and Tang Sanzang were confused.
Suddenly, a fragrant breeze came, and several graceful women walked in with Nana in thin veils.
After walking in, the two women sat directly next to Tang Seng, and the other women were stroking the qin, dancing and dancing.
What outsiders thought was a pure place for Buddhism turned into a fireworks willow lane in an instant.
Tang Seng had already drunk a little too much, and when the two women sat down beside him, he suddenly became even more confused.
Suddenly, the six-eared macaque seemed to feel that something was not right.
Smash it, smash it, smash it, and finally notice that the taste of the wine seems to be something abnormal.
After sensing it carefully, I finally realized that this was the sweat medicine used in the mortal world.
His gaze vaguely scanned Elder Jinchi's body, and when he saw the faint smile on the other party's face, he instantly understood what was going on.
looked at Tang Sanzang, who was still unaware, and saw that he was holding two women and drinking wine.
Immediately decided to simply get dizzy, so he fell asleep directly on the table.
Elder Jin Chi saw that the six-eared macaque had fallen, and the smile on his face became even more unscrupulous.
kept giving the two women a look, and asked them to hurry up and pour Tang Seng down.
Just when Tang Seng was about to hold on, two monks came to Ao Lie with a large basin of bones.
Putting the bone basin directly to his mouth, the two joked:
"Alas, it's a pity, such a fat dog! Dog meat is a delicacy in the world, or if he is stunned later, let's just kill and eat meat!" new
"You're the dogs! Your whole family is dogs!"
Ao Lie cursed the two monks in front of him in his heart, but he suddenly felt that something was wrong as he cursed.
What did these two monks just say?
Are you going to stun him and kill him for meat?
Trough!
Suddenly, he felt that the bones in front of him that exuded an attractive fragrance were instantly unfragrant.
simply lay on the side and pretended to be dead, without even looking at the bones and the two monks.
The two monks were joking and wanted to leave, but it can be seen that he suddenly stopped like this.
A monk pointed at Ao Lie and said, "What's wrong with this dog, why don't you eat?"
Another monk said, "I guess he understands what we say, right?"
"You shit! He's not the roaring dog of Erlang God, can he understand what we say?"
"And what are you talking about?"
"Me
I guess this dog is sick, and judging by his dying appearance, he must be dying!"
"What's going on?"
"Isn't that easy? Anyway, we're going to take that collar from his neck, wouldn't it be better if he's sick, lest we're going to drug him."
"That's right, too!"
As he spoke, the two monks approached Ao Lie's side.
Ao Lie lay there motionless, but he was sneering in his heart.
"Two stupid/forced/stuffed, they still want to take the tight hoop around my neck, if you can take it off, Lao Tzu thank you eight generations of ancestors."
Thinking of this, he simply screamed, and his neck stretched directly to the hands of the two monks.
The two monks have long been blinded by protection, where would they care about this.
One person hugged the body that stayed up all night, and one person began to pull the tight hoop frantically.
Seeing that the two monks used up their strength to breastfeed, the hoops did not move at all.
If it weren't for Ao Lie's ability to speak now that he was sealed, he would definitely shout a few cheers to the two of them.
The two of them pulled a cup of tea, so tired that their tongues spit out the hoops, but there was still no sign of loosening.
This made the two of them look at their hands suspiciously, and then at the tight hoop around Ao Lie's neck.
In the end, I was really helpless, and I sat next to him, trying to catch my breath before continuing.
Who knew that at this time, Ao Lie put his neck in front of them again.
It's like saying, don't stop.
The two monks were finally frightened by his movements, and bounced straight off the ground.
Looking at Ao Lie like a monster, a monk pointed at him tremblingly, called "Mom", turned around and ran.
When they ran into the backyard, Elder Jin Chi happened to be holding a Jinlan robe, and the Nine Rings Tibet and the free-hearted hardcore soldiers walked out of the cafeteria.
Seeing that the two of them were not only empty-handed, but also looked like they had seen a ghost, they couldn't help but scold with a calm face:
"What are you two doing? Didn't you go and get the collar off that dog's neck, and why did you come back empty-handed?"
"It's not that we didn't take it, it's that we can't take it!"
A monk cried.
The other monk also nodded busily and said in exaggerated language:
"The dead dog seemed to be able to understand us, and he didn't eat the bones we sent.
Later, when we said that we wanted to take the collar around his neck, he even put his neck directly on our hands.
It took a lot of effort for the two of us, and the collar seemed to be around his neck, and he couldn't move."
Seeing the two of them look so unbearable, Elder Jin Chi glared at them fiercely.
Then he called a few disciples and personally led people to the front yard.
Several people came to Ao Lie's side and saw that he was lying on the ground and his bones did not move.
Elder Jin Chi was about to ask someone to go up and try it, but Ao Lie's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had seen a savior.
Ran in front of those disciples in a few steps, and directly put his neck on their hands.
That is, the elders of Jinchi, who had lived for hundreds of years, were stupid, and quickly asked the disciples to go up and take off the collar.
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