Chapter 102: Tang Sanzang was beaten

Although Tang Sanzang was speechless in his heart at the stinginess of the old man in front of him.

But seeing that Gao Cai raised his crutches again, he hurriedly spoke:

"The poor monk thinks you must have made a mistake, I'm a good boy, I definitely wouldn't do such a thing.

And he follows the poor monk every day, how can he have time to play with the benefactor?"

"Humph!" Gao Cai snorted coldly, turned his head and glanced at the six-eared macaque again.

After confirming that he was absolutely not mistaken, it was the golden retriever monkey holding a stick, and said directly:

"Don't quibble, our entire Zhuangzi people saw it that day, and he couldn't be wrong.

And at the beginning, he himself reported to his family, saying that what kind of great sage ......."

"Monkey King!" The six-eared macaque is not a big deal to see the excitement, and he added.

"Ah! That's right, it's Monkey King!" Gao Cai nodded, pointed to the six-eared macaque and said:

"Look! He himself admitted it, monk, don't be struggling, you don't teach strictly, the teacher is lazy, your apprentice makes a mistake, we can't punish you, it's not too much!"

"Hmm! It's not too much!" The six-eared macaque nodded lazily.

Tang Sanzang waved his hand busily and said:

"Excessive! It's too much! The Buddha said that one person should do things one person should admit his own mistakes.

Besides, you're really mistaken, I'm really not the Monkey King you call it."

"Cut!" Gao Cai and Gao Yuanwai all snorted in disdain, and pouted:

"The devil believes your nonsense! We all know his appearance even if he turns to ashes, and now you say that he is not, when we are all blind?"

"Alas!" Tang Sanzang sighed heavily, he had also seen Sun Wukong, and knew that the two monkeys did look very similar, if they didn't tell by themselves, it was really difficult to see.

"Two donors, how do you have to trust the poor monk?"

"Believe you?" After all, Gao Yuanwai was a person who had lived for many years, and seeing Tang Sanzang's appearance, he didn't feel like he was lying.

After thinking for a while, he said, "It's easy to believe you, as long as you let your apprentice go and kill that pig demon and bring us back the corpse, we will believe you!"

"It's as simple as that?" General Tang Sanzang asked suspiciously.

"It's that simple!" Gao Yuanwai nodded and said with great certainty:

"As long as your apprentice can kill that pig demon, the old man not only believes that you are innocent, but also promises the old man's daughter to you!"

His hand was simply crackling.

If the girl marries the pig demon, her reputation will be ruined, and people who are a little better within a radius of a hundred miles will definitely not want it.

The monk in front of him has red lips and white teeth, if his apprentice can kill the pig demon, it means that he is also a capable person.

When the time comes, let the monk enter the Gao family, then won't their family have a powerful thug?

Tang Sanzang didn't know that this old man had so many thoughts, since the last time he touched the woman's soft little hands in the Guanyin Zen Temple.

Along the way, he got up in the morning to wash his underwear, and now he really wanted to touch the woman's little hand again.

So he looked at the six-eared macaque impatiently, blinked and said:

"Good man, since there are monsters here, we Buddhists can't turn a blind eye, you go and kill the poor monk, and by the way, marinate the pig's head, and bring it back to the senior staff to drink."

The six-eared macaque pursed his lips fiercely in his heart, and without saying anything, he disappeared with the stick on his shoulder. new

Gao Yuanwai and Gao Cai saw that the six-eared macaque really went, and they believed it a little in their hearts.

So Gao Yuanwai hurriedly greeted Gao Cai and went to prepare food for Tang Sanzang.

Just when Gao Cai agreed, Tang Sanzang suddenly said:

"We monks in the Tang Dynasty don't eat fasting, don't make those vegetarian dishes to fool the poor monks, just serve good wine and good food

Come, poor monk, promise you to see the pig demon's head later!"

When Gao Yuanwai heard him say this, not only did he not get angry, but he was a little excited.

After the six-eared macaque left Gao Laozhuang, it discerned the direction a little and went directly to Fuling Mountain.

After arriving at the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain, there was no drama of coming forward to call the door or anything.

directly pushed open the door of the cave of Zhu Gangguan, and swaggered in.

After entering, I saw Pig Gangguan sitting at the table and drinking wine with a big grin.

When Pig Gang saw someone coming in, he put down the wine glass in his hand, looked up and immediately laughed.

"Hey, hey! Brother Monkey, why are you here again, is there something Your Highness has ordered?"

The six-eared macaque rolled his eyes, sat directly opposite and poured himself a glass of wine, and after drinking it all in one gulp, he said:

"Stupid pig! I'm not your monkey brother, Your Highness has told you before, right?"

Zhu Gangguan was stunned for a moment, then reacted, with a smile on his face, and said:

"Not Brother Monkey? You are my senior brother, Tang Sanzang, that monk has arrived at Gao Laozhuang?"

"Hmm!" The six-eared macaque nodded and said, "That monk asked me to kill you, and then take your pig's head back to drink!"

Zhu Gangguan's eyes widened in surprise, and then he got up angrily, and the nine-toothed nail rake appeared in his hand, and scolded angrily:

"This monk is so hateful, the old pig is going to kill him! Grandma's legs even want to take the old pig's head to drink, and she is not afraid to kill him!"

The six-eared macaque did not speak, still drinking to himself.

The pig just screamed for a while, and finally sat back on the stool.

At this time, the six-eared macaque raised its eyelids and glanced at him, and asked with a crooked mouth:

"Why, aren't you going to kill that monk? Hurry up!

When I left, the senior said that he was going to give your wife to the monk as a daughter-in-law, can you bear it?"

Zhu Gangguan, who was already calm, changed his face again and again after this sentence.

But in the end, he didn't get up, and bitterly picked up the wine glass, tilted his head, and drank the wine in the glass.

"Alas! Brother Monkey, you are more exciting than me, he is a monk and a man who marries people, but he breaks the vows......

The six-eared macaque looked at this pig and even believed that Tang Sanzang would be a good person.

Suddenly, he couldn't hold back any longer, and directly snorted, squirting out all the wine in his mouth.

"You! It's still too simple, let's go! Come back with me and you'll know."

"Oh!"

Zhu Gang stood up in a daze, followed behind the six-eared macaque, and flew towards Gao Laozhuang.

When they returned to Gao Laozhuang, they saw a monk holding a chicken leg in one hand and a wine jar in the other, eating with a mouth full of oil.

Zhu Gangguan finally knew why the six-eared macaque said that he was still too simple, and that this monk was a monk who abided by the rules and precepts.

This is simply a goddamn flower monk who is not taboo in wine and meat!