Chapter 34: The King of Pingxi is stolen
King Pingxi is not a thing, why do you say that King Pingxi was stolen?
It is true that King Pingxi was stolen.
Under the protection of two thousand Guanning iron horses, the entire county government was surrounded by water leakage, five steps and one post around, ten steps and one sentry, and even a fly could not fly in.
But it was said that Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi, woke up quietly, and he felt that his head hurt very much today.
It feels so bad to have a hangover!
He vaguely remembered the banquet hosted by the governor of Jiangning County and Yaliangjiang yesterday, and he talked and laughed and raised his glass to drink.
His beloved concubine Chen Yuanyuan sang the song "The Legend of the West Chamber", and the guests were silent, intoxicated by Chen Yuanyuan's tactful singing voice and ethereal voice.
"The aftermath lingers, and I don't know the taste of meat in March." This is the Governor of Liangjiang's evaluation of his beloved concubine Chen Yuanyuan's singing skills.
So all his colleagues toasted him, expressing their envy and respect for him King Pingxi.
"The king of Pingxi has achieved the goal of life that my generation has been ignorant of: to wake up to the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful people, how can I compare with ordinary people, this governor is really envious, jealous and admired by King Pingxi!!
This is the sigh left by the governor of Liangjiang when he was sent back to the Yaneitang of Jiangning County to rest after he was full of wine and food.
It can really be said: life must be happy, don't let the gold bottle empty to the moon.
Last night, as soon as he was happy, he drank two cans of twenty-year-old osmanthus brew, and finally the wine was drunk for a while, and he couldn't get up anymore when he lay on the table, and was helped by Chen Yuanyuan to sleep in the inner hall of the county government.
As soon as he put the pillow on it, he fell asleep.
But at this moment, the proud King Pingxi was a little confused.
He felt something strange about him, as if his hands were restrained by something.
Wu Sangui was drunk, with three points of wine in his mouth, and seven points of drunkenness in his mind, and opened his eyes with great difficulty.
What caught his eyes were countless strange figures, the figures continued to overlap and scatter, Wu Sangui shook his head, and finally these overlapping and scattered figures condensed into real people and appeared in front of him.
He looked down and saw that his hands were tied.
What about my beloved concubine Yuanyuan, he quickly turned around and found that Chen Yuanyuan was beside him, still unconscious.
And Chen Yuanyuan's clothes are intact, and there is no sign of being taken off.
Fortunately, Chen Yuanyuan has not been defiled by these thieves, and the first-class official hat on the king's head has not yet been green, which is really a great luck in misfortune.
King Pingxi secretly rejoiced.
It seems that there is a thief and a thief, and the saying still makes sense.
Wu Sangui breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his nervous mood.
"Who are you, the king's Guanning iron cavalry, the king's guards, why is this king here?" King Pingxi asked with an indifferent expression, it seemed that he was not a prisoner, he was still the king of Pingxi.
He didn't believe that under the protection of the two thousand Guan Ning Iron Cavalry, he would be snatched away by others, and he was not alert at all.
"King Pingxi is very concerned about why he came here, why his two thousand Guanning Iron Cavalry are useless, this chief helmsman will answer this question for you first!"
The manly bearing of the leader is extraordinary, the eyebrows are fluttering and the moon is floating, the eyes are bright and the dawn is bright, the eyebrows are full of heaven, the earth is round, the nose is like a gall hanging, the eyes are like a star, the mouth is like a painted Zhu, the teeth are broken jade, the teeth are like Bellie, the face is like the ancient moon, the face is like a pale gold plating, and the nose and mouth are square and the corners are distinct.
"This is the leader of my gang of the land escape soldiers, called Tu Qianli, he is the eighteenth generation of Tu Xingsun, last night he opened the room where you lived in the county ya, and only after lighting the ecstasy incense did he steal you out quietly, so he escaped the county government of your heavy soldier and detained you here."
King Pingxi turned to look at the short one that exceeded the winter melon, the fat one was like a leather ball, and the ugly one was thousands of miles beyond the sky.
Look at this smug hanging sample.
The king of Pingxi is angry.
"This king is really careless in Jingzhou, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, this king can't wait to break this thief's body into thousands of pieces, and punish his nine clans." (Inner monologue)
He was the dignified king of Pingxi, and he was secretly transported out of his impregnable county government by this guy.
King Pingxi hated this dwarf winter melon soil for thousands of miles in his heart.
"This time the king is convinced, let's say, how many silver taels and jewels do you want?"
At this time, King Pingxi's heart was extremely hateful, and thousands of horses galloped.
Holding the reins of ten thousand galloping wild horses, King Pingxi asked with a dark face.
In the eyes of King Pingxi, with such indiscriminate means, it must be a gang of robbers.
The robbers are only for the treasure of gold and silver.
"Hahaha!!"
The laughter of the surrounding crowd made King Pingxi feel a little bad.
"King Pingxi, I won't go around the bend with you, we are the people of the Heaven and Earth Society, and I am the chief helmsman of the Heaven and Earth Society, Chen Jinnan, this is the incense master of my Jiangnan rudder, and this is the chief helmsman of Elder Chen." Chen Jinnan pointed to the important members of the Heaven and Earth Society and introduced them one by one.
"That's right, the Yunnan branch of your Heaven and Earth Society was exterminated by me, the eldest husband dares to act, today my Wu Sangui fell into your hands, there is nothing to say, your Heaven and Earth will want to take revenge, this is normal, then kill me." Wu Sangui puffed up his chest, but just glanced at Chen Yuanyuan from the corner of his eye, as if he couldn't bear it.
"King Pingxi is certainly quick to talk, then I, Chen Jinnan, will not hide it, come and loosen the ties of King Pingxi and the princess." Chen Jinnan turned around and said.
"Although you killed many brothers of my Heaven and Earth Society, but on the battlefield, each is its own master, and the helmsman can understand it, but so many brothers of my Heaven and Earth Society can't understand it. Now, as long as King Pingxi promises me one thing, the leader of this gang swears here, everything in the past is not to blame, and everyone in the Heaven and Earth Society, if there is still a person who seeks revenge on King Pingxi, it will be like a second knife, and there is no forgiveness for killing, have you heard? I saw Chen Jinnan casually take the steel knife carried by a person next to him, and with a little force with both hands, the steel knife was broken into two.
"We all respect the command of the helmsman." Everyone in the room clasped their fists and shouted.