Seven hundred and ten chapters, a farce that can't be laughed or laughed at
Of course, this Qingdi's method seems a little despicable, and there is not much luck condensed by this little favor and small favor, but it is much more cost-effective than these porridge waters.
After more than half an hour, a group of men and horses came from the east, including 100 people with swords, guns, halberds and axes, wearing light yellow clothes, riding high-headed horses, guarding more than a dozen carriages decorated with gold, silver and jade, extremely luxurious, and in front of them were two rows of cavalry holding various dragon flags.
From time to time, someone shouted loudly: "His Majesty the Emperor is coming, and Li Min quickly kneels down." β
At first glance, it is extraordinary, His Majesty the Green Emperor has put some effort into decorating the faΓ§ade, at least many villagers in the periphery saw this battle, where did they dare to hesitate, hurriedly knelt down, threw their hands on the ground, and muttered: "Long live His Majesty the Emperor." β
Seeing the emperor's convoy coming, with the general's order, the soldiers immediately kicked the villagers to the ground one by one, and then knelt on the ground themselves, kowtowing.
The arrival of a puppet emperor made such a big disturbance, but Yang Chenyu couldn't help but shake his head, if this puppet emperor had nothing else to rely on, I am afraid that in a few years, the dragon qi would have to dissipate on its own.
Of course, Yang Chenyu would not kowtow to the pseudo-emperor, so he cast a stealth technique, hid his figure, and stood far away to look at this side.
The convoy came to a stop at the foot of Mount Tai, and then those guards occupied one place, making a gesture of swearing to defend His Majesty the Emperor to the death, of course, this is just a appearance, I am afraid that if there is any accident, these guards cannot be counted on.
Two eunuch-looking men hurriedly ran to the most luxurious carriage and carefully lifted the curtain, and then one eunuch lay on the ground and stretched out a foot from the carriage to step on the eunuch's back, while the other eunuch hurriedly supported the person who got out of the carriage, and muttered: "Your Majesty the Emperor be careful." β
This person was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe. There is a dragon jade belt tied around his waist, and it looks like the workmanship is not bad.
If someone knows the details of the dragon robe and the jade belt, it is estimated that they will burst out laughing, these two things are treasures in the museum before the troubled times, but they were stolen by someone in the troubled times. I don't know how I ran into the hands of this puppet emperor.
After all, in terms of the current level of production, it has regressed too much compared to before the troubled times, and many things have lost their inheritance.
Of course, there will always be people who offer these things for the sake of the emperor's ass.
After getting out of the car and standing firmly, the two eunuchs hurriedly arranged the dragon robe for the emperor, so that His Majesty the emperor could reveal the most glorious side to the people of the world.
His Majesty the Emperor immediately showed his pro-people side, walked up to those villagers, and casually helped several old men up. A few words of cordial conversation moved several old people to tears.
When His Majesty the Emperor walked to the mountain road and was about to go up the mountain, several old men threw themselves on the ground in an exaggerated manner, shouting that the Holy Monarch would appear in the world and the people would be blessed.
Yang Chenyu looked at it with a smile, those old men were neatly dressed, but they didn't look like villagers working in the fields, but they were instigated. However, many villagers were moved and shouted.
The emperor has not yet ascended the mountain. From the edge of the sky, a big bird flew in, the whole body was fiery red, the fire was shining, and it fell in front of the emperor, that is, kowtowed, and the three kowtows immediately spread their wings and flew away.
Forthwith. A minister who followed behind the emperor hurriedly shouted: "Historian, quickly write down, His Majesty the Green Emperor is coming to Mount Tai, there is Ruixiang Zhaoxian, and the phoenix descends from the sky to worship the Qing Emperor." Leave. β
A so-called historian hurriedly wrote a pamphlet in his hand, and there was a great momentum to leave a wonderful story.
When Yang Chenyu saw this situation, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly, this pseudo-emperor has a lot of means, but among them, this Phoenix Ruixiang is the most powerful.
When the minister shouted, almost all the villagers threw themselves on the ground and shouted long live.
In this state of group fanaticism, even a few sober people are of no avail.
For the so-called phoenix, Yang Chenyu naturally saw it clearly.
Where is the phoenix, full of demonic energy, it is just a monster turned into a crow, but the whole body is dyed red, and then the demonic energy burns, forming a flame, at most it is a fire crow.
It's just that the distance is far away, and after the minister raises his arms and shouts, the villagers believe it.
If the phoenix really obeys the emperor, why should he leave, it is better to stay and be a mount for the emperor, so as to show His Majesty the emperor's heavenly favor?
If that's the case, I'm afraid that after a while, even the bottom of the pants will leak out.
However, this Phoenix Ruixiang has a good effect, which makes the dragon qi of His Majesty the Emperor skyrocket, but it is much stronger than the previous soup porridge.
Yang Chenyu frowned, if it continues to rise like this, I am afraid that this puppet emperor will really be able to gather enough luck, at least it is possible to be the king of a land.
Quantitative changes produce qualitative changes, if it comes to that point, this pseudo-emperor doesn't have to worry about the dragon qi collapsing, at least he can guarantee the position of three generations of vassal kings.
If the descendants do well, it is possible to be a real emperor.
Next, His Majesty the Emperor's road up the mountain can be described as twists and turns, before there was a phoenix to worship, before the mountainside, there was Xuanwu to offer Luoshu, to the mountainside is the fairy ape to offer the river map, and finally to the top of the mountain, a swimming dragon is empty, to His Majesty the Emperor as usual three bows.
In short, every time Ruixiang appeared, the ministers chanted, the historians wrote hard, and then the soldiers guarding along the way passed the news down the mountain, so that the villagers shouted long live and thanked God for sending them the real Son of Heaven.
The Hetuluo book is in the hands of the Qing Emperor, which can be said to be favored by the heavens and is orthodox in the orthodoxy.
In ancient times, Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor was nothing more than that.
The villagers who were in it had been stimulated to the point that their eyes were red at this time, and even if there was a roar in their abdomen, they couldn't care less, and shouted long live one by one, kowtowing to the ground.
What a splendid picture of the emperor sealing Zen and the people jubilating.
This scene fell in Yang Chenyu's eyes, it was a farce that made people laugh and cry.
The so-called Xuanwu is a turtle spirit, the Tao is only two hundred years, the turtle shell is pasted with a hand-painted Luo book, look carefully, but it is not much different from the printed version.
The immortal ape is a real monkey spirit, but he has been in the Tao for a hundred years, and he can't even speak, and the river map he offers is also a forgery.
As for the swimming dragon, it is a thousand-year-old snake demon, and a short horn has grown on the top of its head.
After all, the dragon is not as easy to disguise as other divine beasts, and the monsters with weaker strength can't fly to the sky, so how can they disguise themselves as swimming dragons. (To be continued.) )