01 Tragedy all over the land
"There are 36 West Lakes in the world, and the most beautiful of them is Hangzhou. When Wang Ermeng's children's shoes on the shore of the West Lake shook his head and sighed that the scenery of the West Lake was infinitely good, Chen Yongye's poor baby was trembling and climbing down from the boat of the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal, vomiting in the dark.
"Wang Mengmeng, this enmity has become great. I curse you for the rest of your life, and you will be oppressed by others......" Reaching out and sipping his nose that kept running snot, Chen Yongye sat on the ground, looking up to the sky and crying.
The picture regresses, Suzhou Comic Con, after the performance on stage, at the signing of coser's works, Yongye carefully put the poster on the table, pressed an A4 white paper on it, and carefully poked it with his fingers.
Jun Yin looked up at the acquaintance who was wearing a mask and a hat to cover himself tightly, revealing a pair of clear eyes, pursed his lips and forced a smile, and with a stroke of his pen, he signed his name on the white paper, and by the way, he also wrote the date that was not written below.
I complained silently in my heart: Hey, this unique way for you to sign, even if you wrap yourself into zongzi, I can't recognize it, are you here to sign or to be funny?
Jun Yin's mind over there was never guessing, so he just held the poster and held the signed A4 paper, and happily moved a step to the left to make way for the people behind.
Wang Ermeng, who was on Jun Yin's left, raised his head, and saw this wolf girl, pervert, and stalker who always shook in front of him and never bird himself, but only needed Jun Yin's son's signature, raised his hand and hooked his finger, he didn't believe that his charm was so bad.
Eternal Night blinked, bent down, and brought her ears forward.
Quite aware of current affairs, Wang Ermeng tapped his nose with a pen, and deliberately lowered his voice and asked, "Do you know where we are going next?"
"Hangzhou. Eternal Night nodded, staring at Wang Mengmeng with wide eyes, wanting to know something from it.
Wang Ermeng is also really warm-hearted: "For the sake of your mask being so familiar, I'll tell you quietly." We'll fly to Hangzhou, two days before Comic Con. Do you know what we're going to do so early?"
Eternal Night shook his head.
"Want to know?"
Eternal Night nodded like pounded garlic
"There is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, we are going to enjoy the most famous scenery in Hangzhou, and look through it, what is the most famous in Hangzhou, you know, in the place where there is water." Wang Ermeng winked at the eternal night, this place, you know.
Yongye suddenly realized, nodded vigorously, the most famous place in Hangzhou, and water, isn't it the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal?
What about time? Eternal Night raised an eyebrow.
The day before the comic con, Wang Ermeng stretched out his index finger and shook it.
Good man, Eternal Night folded his hands and bowed to Wang Ermeng,
Wang Ermeng waved his hand, pointed to the poster in Yongye's arms, and hooked his fingers: Forget about the good guy, come, let the uncle sign for you.
Eternal Night shook her head.
Wang Ermeng clenched his fists.
Eternal Night rolled her eyes at the sky, clutched the poster in her arms, and ran faster than a rabbit.
Wang Ermeng was angry, if it weren't for the fact that there were still people waiting for an autograph behind him, he would definitely catch up with her and fight hard, thinking that his famous iron rooster never made a loss-making business, and today he was actually cheapened.
"Ah ......" blew a faint cool breeze by the river, and sneezed several times one after another.
Eternal Night silently cursed Wang Mengmeng, who was out of tune, and spit on herself in her heart, she was misleading, how could she believe Wang Mengmeng's words on such a cold day in winter, and believed that someone would swim in the river.
What Yongye didn't know was that at this moment, there was indeed a group of second-class goods playing in the water.
On the broken bridge of the West Lake in Hangzhou, the people of the monster community are really blessed to enjoy this beautiful scenery with trembling, only the native Wang Ermeng has a good time.
The president had a dark face: "Wang Ermeng, have you had enough?" ”
Wang Ermeng turned his back to everyone, looking around with a pair of eyes: "Impossible, how could she not come, how could she not come?"
Said that the back has become a scream.
"Who are you waiting for?" Jun Yin yawned, he was plagued by Wang Ermeng at five o'clock in the morning to get dressed and put on makeup, saying that he was going to see someone's joke, which waited from morning to afternoon, blowing a cool breeze for a day, and he didn't see a single figure.
"It's your super number one fan, I told her the address so clearly, knowing that my male god is here, she didn't come here at four o'clock in the morning to squat, this is not scientific!" Wang Ermeng jumped to his feet, this kind of pain that wants to be shabu but is shabu by someone, you don't understand.
Jun Yin, who stretched out his hand and yawned, paused slightly, lowered his eyes and smiled casually: "She always has her own things to do, and she can't run behind us forever." ”
Wang Ermeng pouted and disagreed: "I don't believe this to kill her." ”
"Why do you kill someone?"
"No matter how you look at it, I should have killed you first!"
The fists of the twin brothers Chitaki and Mingyue of the props group crackled, and it seemed that they would rush up at any time and beat people up.
Wang Ermeng shuddered, grabbed Jun Yin's coat and hid behind him, but he poked out half of his head in a daze, and accused the two of them with righteous words: "Violence is wrong." ”
"Jun Yin, get out of the way!"
"Watch me beat this slut to death. ”
The twins cooperated tacitly and chased Wang Ermeng to do warm-up exercises on the broken bridge.
"Help...... the three of them turned around and came back, exhausted and out of breath.
Wang Ermeng was finally crushed by the twins on the broken bridge.
Bai Xue sat on the side wall of the bridge, shook the scarf around her neck, and caused trouble: "Dase, let you be honest." ”
When everyone went back, Wang Ermeng's children's shoes were still thinking about this matter: "It is impossible for that girl not to come, I asked the junior sister of my school buddy's girlfriend to inquire, she took half a year off school because of the cliff fall, and now there is only half a winter vacation left, she can persistently follow us for three months, it is absolutely impossible to let the last period of time be abolished, not to mention, it is still a great opportunity for her and Jun Yin to be alone." ”
The men who buckled their feet all laughed at Ermeng: "Ermeng, even if you are alumni, are you really a senior brother's care for your junior sister?"
"Mengmeng, you don't know how to think of spring, do you?"
"Mengmeng, although you can get the moon first near the water, but I'm afraid that the beauty will be sad to pass the Junyin Pass. ”
......
Only the September girl comforted: "She may have come, and we may miss it." ”
Wang Ermeng, who was killed by everyone in seconds, instantly resurrected with full blood, staring at Jun Yin and chattering: "Look, I just said that you can't eat that meal at noon, it costs not only money, but also someone's hard work to see your blood and sweat......"
Everyone is ashamed, Ermeng, you are actually, you are just distressed about the lunch money at noon.
Jun Yin, who was resented by Wang Ermeng, was very innocent, but in Wang Ermeng's words, who made you the cause of the story, who made you the first to propose to eat at noon, who let ......
In fact, Wang Ermeng just didn't have the courage to talk at others, in terms of force value, he couldn't even fight in September, he was simply weak, and he exploded with one move against his barbarian teammates, but Jun Yin is an exception, he has always belonged to a humble gentleman, and he is too lazy to do it or disdain to do it for some things that are within the scope of patience.
"The winged dead leaf butterflies that can't find flowers, can never see the withering, the eaves of the small bridge under the night in the south of the Yangtze River, and can't read the wilderness ...... in the north"
I don't know who took the lead and sang "Broken Bridge and Remnant Snow", Xu was up in response to the occasion, and everyone unconsciously joined in, and a group of young people seemed to be full of blood, hooking their shoulders and going away.
"Has it snowed on the broken bridge, and I think of your face again, if I don't have a chance to see you again, the white causeway willow curtain weeps several times......"