Chapter 22 The monk eats meat, Xiao Feng slaps his face, and the Mission Impossible mantis catches cicadas (asking for a monthly ticket)

What is the result of Xiao Feng's departure?

[South China Sea crocodile god Yue Laosan: He must have been poked to death by Duan Zhengchun's finger! 】

[Extremely vicious crane in the clouds: must have been stabbed to death by Ruan Xingzhu with a sword! ] 】

[Cheng is wrong: I feel that I will be beaten up by the sad Ruan Xingzhu! ] 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I definitely won't see anyone, Duan Zhengchun and Ruan Xingzhu have already escaped! ] 】

[Guo Jing: Ah Zhu was mistakenly killed by Xiao Daxia, how could they escape directly after they knew that Ah Zhu was their daughter? And Xiao Daxia didn't want to kill them! 】

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: Ah Zi misunderstood that Xiao Feng was going to kill her, she was already naughty, go back and add some oil and vinegar, it will definitely become Xiao Feng is going to kill them, with Duan Zhengchun's character, where will he avenge his daughter, he will definitely run away with a woman overnight! ] 】

[Shao Min County Lord Zhao Min: Nine times out of ten, this question chooses D, and it feels like a score question! ] 】

……

Live room.

"What will happen if Xiao Daxia goes to Xiaojing Lake?"

Xuzhu scratched his head and thought about it with his not high IQ:

"Xiao Daxia killed Miss Azhu by mistake, he regrets it so much, he can't help it, how can Duan Wang Ye and Mrs. Ruan kill again?"

Xuzhu excludes the two options, A and B.

Xiao Daxia was beaten up by Mrs. Ruan...... Didn't see anyone......"

"Duan Wang Ye and Mrs. Ruan knew that Ah Zhu was their daughter, and they were killed by Xiao Daxia by mistake, how could they leave? That's too ruthless! ”

"They're definitely not going to go!"

"Mrs. Ruan was heartbroken when she saw her daughter being killed by mistake, and it was reasonable to beat Xiao Daxia out of anger."

Xuzhu thought about it for a long time according to his own thoughts, and finally chose option C at the end of the answering time.

And Jiang Feng and the others had already finished answering.

The answer is surprisingly consistent.

I chose D for both.

[Nakshatra Sect Ah Zi: Haha, this little monk is so stupid, he answered such a simple question incorrectly, I really don't know how he survived until now! 】

[Zhao Qiansun: The little monk Xuzhu obviously grew up in Shaolin since he was a child, he has never gone down the mountain, and he doesn't know the sinister rivers and lakes. 】

[Xingzhu faction picks stars: This kind of stupid little monk who doesn't pull a few people, out of Shaolin Temple, is a death! ] 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: But Duan Zhengchun didn't even dare to take a look at his daughter's death, and ran away directly, which was a little too ruthless! ] 】

[Guo Jing: Could it be that Duan Wangye didn't actually run, so choose C for this question? ] 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Another honest man, everyone bully him! ] 】

……

Live room.

"Ah, did I get it wrong?"

Looking at the barrage and mocking his voice, Xuzhu scratched his head embarrassedly, a little embarrassed.

【End of Answering Time】

[Correct answer: choose D]

The live broadcast room announced the answer, and the final word was made.

I saw the screen turn.

Xiao Feng returned to Xiaojing Lake with Ah Zhu in his arms, only to see that there was no one here, and Duan Zhengchun and the others had already gone to the empty building.

Walking to the backyard, Xiao Feng saw a flower hoe in the corner of the wall, and thought, "I'll be here with Azhu forever, right?" ”

He was still holding Azhu in his left hand, and he was reluctant to let go of her for a moment, and with his right hand he lifted the flower hoe, walked to the square bamboo forest, dug a pit, dug another pit, and the two soil pits were juxtaposed side by side.

[Little boy Yang Guo:! Xiao Daxia really wants to martyr Miss Azhu! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Dig a pit for yourself, it's feasible! ] 】

[Guo Jing: Xiao Daxia won't really bury himself, right? 】

The crowd's eyes widened and they stared at the live broadcast.

I saw that Xiao Feng was going to erect a monument for himself and Ah Zhu, lest Duan Zhengchun and the others come back and dig up the grave.

He walked to the west wing room and saw paper, ink, pen and inkstone on the table.

He put Azhu on his lap, studied the ink, picked up the pen, and wrote on a piece of bamboo: "The tomb of Xiao Feng, the Khitan mangfu." ”。

Picking up another piece of bamboo, Xiao Feng groaned in his heart: "What am I writing?" 'The Tomb of Lady Xiaomen Duan'? Although she and I have a covenant as husband and wife, she is not married, and she is still a pure and jade girl until her death, and she is called 'Madame,' does not blaspheme her? ”

Xiao Feng couldn't make a choice for a while, raised his head and thought for a while, and everywhere he looked, he saw a banner hanging between the walls:

"Shame and drunkenness can't make a song, and the slender hand covers Xiangluo."

"The flowers reflect the candles, the deep meaning is secretly transmitted, and the wine is thought of in the horizontal waves."

"Look at Zhu Chengbi's confusion, turning over the pulse, and collecting double moths."

"There are many times when we meet. It's spring again, what do you know? ”

Xiao Feng doesn't read much, but he still knows the words on this poem, and it can be seen that it is a romantic poem.

There are two more lines below:

"The book boy Yu Fu Zhumei mends the wall. Starry eyes and bamboo waists,"

"I don't know how many years have passed. Dali Duan Er was drunk and painted wildly. ”

Xiao Feng muttered, "He's happy." Accompanied by starry eyes and bamboo waists, I don't know the years of heaven and earth...... This is what Duan Zhengchun wrote to his lover Ruan Xingzhu, that is, the affair of Ah Zhu's father and mother......"

The picture freezes.

[Cheng yes or no: I didn't expect Duan Wangye to be a good pickle, and he could even write words! ] 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: The words of the Great Song Dynasty are the most developed, Duan Zhengchun, as a royal family of Dali, is not a pure martial artist in the rivers and lakes, and it is normal to write some romantic words, presumably this is also a means for him to pick up girls! 】

[Amorous son Hou Xibai: Accompanied by starry eyes and bamboo waist, I don't know the years of heaven and earth, Duan Wang Ye is merry and happy, but he completely ignores Ruan Xingzhu and others who are unmarried and pregnant, and doesn't care about the illegitimate daughters of Ah Zhu, Ah Zi, Mu Wanqing and other illegitimate daughters, what a scum! ] 】

[Zhong Ling of the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations: Scum! 】

[Mu Wanqing: Scum! 】

[Nakshatra Purple: Scum! 】

……

Duan Zhengchun was once again criticized verbally and penually.

"Scum!"

Duan Zhengchun, who was lying in Dao Baifeng's arms staring at a pair of dog eyes watching the live broadcast, had a pain in his ears, but he was lifted up by Dao Baifeng's twisted ears.

"Ah......hh Phoenix ...... Tap, it hurts, it hurts......"

Duan Zhengchun shouted, baring his teeth.

Dao Baifeng was in a good mood when he saw this, and he ravaged Duan Zhengchun, who had become a dog, when he had nothing to do, which was quite interesting.

And Duan Zhengchun is also a leper dog.

I can't get rid of it.

Otherwise, he would not have had a chance to lie in Dao Baifeng's arms.

[This answer, Xuzhu answered incorrectly]

【Start Drawing Random Penalties】

"I wonder what punishment I'm going to get?"

Xuzhu was apprehensive in his heart.

Wu Xingyun, Li Qiushui, and Long Xiaoyun all looked at Xuzhu curiously.

[The random punishment drawn from the virtual bamboo is as follows]

【A bowl of delicious chicken soup with meat】

A light fell, and a bowl of fragrant chicken soup appeared in front of Xuzhu, with two large chicken thighs added to it.

"Oh, don't!"

Xuzhu's face changed greatly, like a teenage girl, who was panicked and frightened when she saw a group of muscular men walking towards with a smirk.

"Whew!"

It's just that the next moment, Xu Zhu grabbed a chicken leg with one hand uncontrollably and took a big bite of it, and drank a large mouthful of chicken soup from time to time.

[Little boy Yang Guo: Monk Xuzhu eats so deliciously, I can see that the worms in my stomach are up! ] 】

[Nakshatra Sect Ah Zi: I dare to say that the expression on Monk Xuzhu's face is definitely a real expression, and this chicken soup and chicken must be delicious! 】

[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: Why didn't I get this kind of punishment? 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Let the monk eat meat, he will play! ] 】

……

The scene of Xuzhu eating meat and chicken soup can make everyone envious and jealous.

"Ahh

"Amitabha!"

"Sin, sin, sin!"

After Xuzhu ate the chicken and drank the chicken soup, the control was lifted, he wanted to vomit, but he couldn't vomit at all, with a dead father's expression.

"And this punishment!"

Jiang Feng was also a little surprised, and he didn't know whether to say that Xuzhu was lucky or not?

It should be considered lucky.

After all, eating meat and drinking soup is a punishment, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a reward.

"What a fool has a fool's fortune!"

Wu Xingyun's beautiful eyes swept over the void bamboo: "Little monk, how is it?" Chicken soup is delicious, right? ”

"Amitabha, sin and sin!"

Xuzhu kept repenting and felt guilty.

"It's boring!"

Wu Xingyun pouted.

[In this answer, Long Xiaoyun, Li Qiushui, Wu Xingyun and Jiang Feng answered correctly. 】

【Please select a random reward method】

Everyone chose to draw it themselves.

"I don't know what to draw?"

Long Xiaoyun's heart was full of anticipation.

Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui are similar.

One wants to grow up.

One wants to regain his appearance.

【Start Drawing Random Rewards】

[Long Xiaoyun draws random rewards as follows]

[Thousand Illusion Masks: Thousands of people and thousands of faces, wear him, you can better disguise yourself.] Mom doesn't have to worry about me being spotted anymore! 】

A light fell, and Long Xiaoyun had an extra delicate human skin mask in his hand, but the expectant expression on his face instantly froze.

I can't say anything bad about this mask, but it always feels like it's mocking him.

There is just no evidence.

[Li Qiushui draws random rewards as follows]

[One of the Yan Dan: The most important thing is that the world can't keep it, and Zhu Yan is a flowery tree. Zhuyan Dan will keep you young forever and look immortal. A man is a teenager until he dies, and a woman is still beautiful when she is old, you deserve it. 】

A light fell, and Li Qiushui had an extra Zhuyan Pill in his hand.

"Hahaha, not bad!"

Li Qiushui was overjoyed, no woman could resist the temptation of Yan Dan.

"You are an ugly monster, with Zhuyan Dan, you are still an ugly monster!" Wu Xingyun mocked mercilessly.

"Senior sister, you are envious and jealous!"

Li Qiushui raised the Zhuyan Dan in his hand with a smug expression.

[Wu Xingyun draws random rewards as follows]

[Increase the life span by 20 years.] 】

A light fell, and Wu Xingyun felt as if she was twenty years younger, but she was originally a six-year-old girl.

So the appearance has not changed much.

"You turned into a pile of dry bones, I'm still young, it's useless for you to have a Zhuyan Dan." Wu Xingyun said happily.

"Senior sister, even if you live for twenty more years, you will still be a dwarf who doesn't grow up." Li Qiushui said mercilessly.

"Sisters love and kill each other, but they seem to have good luck and get off to a good start, I don't know what I can draw?"

Jiang Feng felt that everyone was very lucky, including the punished Xuzhu.

His luck shouldn't be bad.

[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows]

[Big White Bear Doll: Soft and silky, the ultimate enjoyment, you deserve it!] 】

A light fell, and Jiang Feng had a big white bear doll in his arms.

It didn't work.

It's just that the material is very good, it's very comfortable to hold in your arms, and it can be used as a pillow, a little girl's favorite.

"Alas, if someone is lucky, someone is unlucky!"

Jiang Feng sighed in his heart, and casually threw the big white bear doll into the space ring, and he could give it to Pei Nanwei when he went back.

[Shi Zhongyu: Jiang Feng's good use is over, originally Long Xiaoyun drew a thousand illusion mask is already considered rubbish, but he didn't do it to the point that he is even more rubbish, and he drew a teddy bear! ] 】

[Qixingtang Murong Qiudi: What's wrong with the teddy bear? Teddy bears are so beautiful, and it's not useless! 】

[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: The concubine Niangniang is lucky, as soon as she comes, she will draw the Zhuyan Dan, this is the Heavenly Scroll Gu! ] 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: Crane in the clouds, you have changed sex, I wanted to rush when I saw beautiful women before, and now I am starting to kneel and lick! ] 】

[Tiejian Menyu Zhenzi: After all, he is the top boss, begging for food, no shame! ] 】

……

In the heated discussion of everyone, a new question has begun.

[The first question ends, and the live broadcast continues.] 】

[Please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions.] 】

As the sound sounded in the live broadcast room, Jiang Feng, Wu Xingyun and others took their places.

in the big screen.

The screen turns.

Xiao Feng wrote the four big characters "Azhu's Tomb" on Azhu's wooden plaque.

But just as he got up with Azhu in his arms and saw the words on the banner with his eyes, he suddenly shouted:

"No, no! This is not right! ”

Xiao Feng came to the banner, looked carefully, and found that Duan Zhengchun's words were completely different from those of the leading brother.

Although he was uneducated, he could not recognize handwriting.

But Duan Zhengchun's handwriting is completely different from that of the eldest brother, and anyone can recognize it.

The words in the upper section of this piece are beautiful and round, and the intervals are neat.

However, the words of the leading brother on the letter were crooked and skinny, and at a glance, it was clear that it came from the hands of the warriors of the rivers and lakes.

The difference between the two is so great that anyone can see it.

Xiao Feng stared at the words on the banner, and the more he thought about it, the more puzzled he became: "Could it be that Mrs. Ma is telling a lie?" That won't either. She and Duan Zhengchun don't know each other, one is in the north of the earth, the other is in the south of the sky, one is a reckless frost woman, and the other is a prince and nobleman, what kind of grudge can she have, she will deliberately fabricate lies to deceive me. ”

Then.

Xiao Feng heard two people approaching, thinking it was Ruan Xingzhu and Ah Zi.

But when he heard the other party's conversation, it was not Ruan Xingzhu, but a mother and daughter, who were going to kill Ruan Xingzhu.

This mother and daughter are none other than Duan Zhengchun's lovers Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing.

When the two saw Xiao Feng, they thought it was Ruan Xingzhu's helper, and immediately shot at Xiao Feng, but the two were not Xiao Feng's opponents at all, and they were pointed at the acupoint in a few clicks.

Follow.

Ruan Xingzhu also returned.

She lit the lamp and was shocked to find that there were Xiao Feng, Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing in the room.

Then he hugged Azhu's body and cried, and at the same time asked Xiao Feng why he was in charge of Duan Zhengchun's affair.

At this time, Xiao Feng knew that Duan Zhengchun was ashamed of what he said about the wrong thing that he had given Azhu Azi to others for adoption.

He asked: "Duan Zhengchun said again yesterday: 'God is pitiful, let me see one again today...... A child who lost his father back then. He said that when he saw this child without his father and mother again today, he said Ah Zi, not ...... Not me? ”

Ruan Xingzhu said angrily: "Why did he say you? Are you the child he abandoned his wife? You...... What nonsense are you talking about? How did I give birth to such a brute as you? ”

She hated Xiao Feng very much, but she was afraid of his martial arts, so she didn't dare to do it, so she just blindly scolded.

[Success or Wrong:! This conversation is awesome! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: But to be honest, if Ruan Xingzhu is my mother, I don't mind, as long as I am fed! 】

[Black and white twin swords Shi Qing: Evil obstacles! ] Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't kill you! 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: Boy, yes, promising, if you don't come to worship the ancestor as a teacher, then I will rob Ruan Xingzhu to be a nurse for you! ] 】

[Jinghu Xiaozhu Ruan Xingzhu: Shameless! ] 】

……

"Rebel!"

"This rebel!"

Shi Qing was so angry that the three corpses jumped, and he couldn't wait to kill Shi Zhongyu with one palm immediately, so as not to be embarrassed again, but he couldn't find Shi Zhongyu!

Min Rou's face was also pale, Shi Zhongyu was really too much this time.

She can't even say anything about maintenance.

She sighed in her heart and continued to look at the live broadcast room.

in the picture.

Xiao Feng said: "Then I asked him, why until today, Wu Zi has done evil things one after another, but he himself admits that he has misbehaved and lost his virtue?" ”

Ruan Xingzhu's tearful cheeks flushed, and said, "He is merry by nature, and he has always been like this. He asked for a woman, and a second, and a third, and a fourth, and so on and on, and so on, and ......so on, and What do you want you to do? ”

Xiao Feng muttered, "Wrong, wrong, completely wrong!" ”

This moment.

Xiao Feng suddenly realized that his previous question and answer with Duan Zhengchun was simply wrong in the sky.

He slapped himself with his hand, with such force that in a matter of moments his cheeks rose high.

His cheeks were swollen and broken, and his hands were covered with blood, and the blood continued to splatter on the walls, tables, and chairs...... It's all a little bit of blood.

Even the banner hanging on Azhu's body and wall was splashed with bits and pieces of crimson.

As Ah Zi ran over, Xiao Feng stopped.

He confirmed that Duan Zhengchun was not the leading big brother.

He's going to find out the truth.

Azhu can't be unjustly killed.

And Ruan Xingzhu recognized Qin Hongmian and talked to Qin Hongmian for a while, they were originally enemies, and they quickly became sisters.

Xiao Feng didn't want to hear them talk about those ups and downs, so he hugged Azhu alone and buried him.

Back in the house.

Ruan Xingzhu asked Xiao Feng to help Qin Hongmian and the two unlock the acupoint, and after Xiao Feng unlocked it, he wanted to find Duan Zhengchun to confirm a few things.

But Ruan Xingzhu insisted on refusing to say.

Xiao Feng couldn't force it, so he had to say the words of promising Ah Zhu to take care of Ah Zi, so that they could find him if they had something.

Ruan Xingzhu was overjoyed, it was also a good thing that Ah Zi had such a strong backer, and hurriedly asked Ah Zi to thank him.

The title in his mouth has also changed from Qiao Gang Leader to Big Brother Qiao.

[Cheng is wrong: I have to say that Ruan Xingzhu is awesome when he speaks, and after a while, he said that the enemy is a sister, no wonder Duan Zhengchun likes to run to her! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Duan Zhengchun likes to run to her not only because she speaks nicely, but because she has a clever mouth and a lotus tongue! 】

[Nakshatra Sect Ah Zi: Pure, I don't understand what you're talking about! 】

[Jinghu Xiaozhu Ruan Xingzhu: Ah Zi, you have learned badly with these shameless thieves! ] 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Mrs. Ruan, Ah Zi has long been a little female devil, how can she learn from us! ] 】

……

"These shameless thieves!"

Ruan Xingzhu, a small building in Jinghu, was so angry that his face was flushed, although he was angry, he was also a little happy.

After all.

The greatest sorrow of a woman is not that others covet her beauty and play with her, but that a woman has no beauty at all for men to covet.

Although Shi Zhongyu is a young man who teases her in the live broadcast room, it is enough to show her charm.

She looked up and looked at the live stream.

in the picture.

Xiao Feng did not leave after leaving, but hid in a big tree, preparing to secretly follow Ruan Xingzhu to find Duan Zhengchun.

After Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing left, they also hid aside.

They also want to wait for the rabbit.

Wait until evening.

Duan Zhengchun did not come back, but his subordinate Zhu Danchen came back to tell Ruan Xingzhu that Duan Zhengchun had something to do temporarily, and found Murong Fu's traces, and he wanted to go to Murong Fu but had a big deal and did not come back.

Ruan Xingzhu knew that Duan Zhengchun was afraid that he would go to find another woman, so he instructed Ah Zi, who was better than her, to secretly follow Zhu Danchen and leave marks for her along the way.

Ruan Xingzhu followed the mark left by Ah Zi.

Qin Hongmian and Mu Wanqing followed.

After Xiao Feng remembered Ah Zhu, he also followed.

This scene.

It opened the eyes of everyone in the Jiuzhou Continent, and a Mission Impossible was really staged, with the praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind.

Freeze frame.

[Question 2, what did Duan Zhengchun do? 】

[A, go to Mantuo Villa to meet Li Qingluo and relive the old love. 】

[B, go to Kang Min for a tryst, relive the old relationship, and be merry. 】

[C, go to Kang Min to take revenge and ask why Xiao Feng was allowed to kill him. 】

[D, go to the Valley of Ten Thousand Tribulations to meet Gan Baobao, relive the old feelings, and play is exciting. 】

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