Chapter Twenty-Seven: Super Licking Dog You Tanzhi, Yi Jin Jing Secretly Exposed (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Great Song.
Juxianzhuang.
"It's me!"
You Tan's heart moved, looking at the figure in the live broadcast screen, he didn't expect that one day he would become a pig's foot, and everyone was in the spotlight.
Before the live broadcast of the battle of Juxianzhuang, although he also showed a photo.
But no one cares that he is a nobody.
"What will happen to me?"
"Killed by Xiao Feng?"
"If I can die at the hands of Miss Ah Zi, I will die without regrets!"
You Tanzhi looked at the beautiful and moving Ah Zi in the live broadcast, and he was obsessed.
"It's Tanzhi!"
"Tan Zhi dared to assassinate Xiao Feng alone, although his martial arts were not good, his courage was commendable!"
The two heroes of the You clan were a little surprised, and their faces showed a look of relief.
You Tanzhi didn't like to work hard since he was a child, and he had no ambitions, no matter how much they urged, he would eventually succeed.
Now I see You Tanzhi has such courage.
Even if Wu Gong can't bear to look at it directly.
It's also something to be happy about.
People can be poor in martial arts.
But you can't be without courage.
As long as you have the courage, the final achievement will not be too bad.
"Although because of the exposure of the live broadcast, we will not die without the battle of Juxianzhuang, but I believe that Tanzhi will also change and transform."
As You Tan's uncle, You Ji said appreciatively.
"I hope so!"
You Ju watched the live broadcast closely, eager to know the ultimate fate of You Tanzhi.
[Yunluo County Lord: You Tanzhi went to assassinate Xiao Feng, he must be dead! ] γ
[Success and wrong: Xiao Dachivalrous Bo Yuntian, the heroic Ganyun is estimated not to kill him, but Ah Zi should not let him go! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: If Xiao Daxia doesn't kill You Tanzhi, he will definitely stop Ah Zi from killing him, so he should be released back to the Great Song Dynasty! ] γ
[Azi of the Star Sect: He still wants to go back to the Great Song Dynasty? γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Xiao Daxia has become the king of the Southern Liaoning Courtyard, with a high and powerful position, Ah Zi, as Xiao Daxia's only relative, has an extraordinary status, even if Xiao Daxia releases You Tanzhi, Ah Zi will not do anything in person, but it is easy to engage You Tanzhi behind his back! ] γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: So You Tanzhi can't return to the Great Song Dynasty anyway? So option D can be ruled out? γ
[Thief Chu Liuxiang: This is not necessarily, how can there be an absolute thing in the world, what if a master rescues You Tanzhi in the middle of the road? γ
[Shi Zhongyu: I just want to know how to play with Ah Zi's plaything? γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Boy, you can try it! ] γ
[Star Sect Picks Stars: Makes You Happy! ] γ
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Live room.
"Xiao Daxia shouldn't kill You Tanzhi, and he will definitely be released back to Da Song!"
After reading the four answers, Xuzhu directly chose option D.
"Xiao Feng showed mercy to You's subordinates in Juxianzhuang at the beginning, but he didn't expect the other party to commit suicide because the weapon was seized, Xiao Feng was still a little guilty at the time, and now he will definitely not kill You Tanzhi!"
Long Xiaoyun, Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui first ruled out option A.
But they're all old guys.
Especially the old scheming.
It's not like a bamboo.
I chose option D directly.
"Xiao Feng won't kill You Tanzhi, he will definitely let him go back to the Great Song Dynasty, but Ah Zi is not a fuel-efficient lamp ......"
"Kang Min was tortured to death before, and he couldn't ...... if he didn't want to die."
Come to think of it.
The three of them felt that the possibility of You Tanzhi returning to the Great Song Dynasty was very small, and the possibility of becoming Ah Zi's plaything was greater than being killed.
Therefore.
They all chose option C.
Jiang Feng also chose option C.
[Success and wrong: Except for the little monk, everyone else chose C, it seems that You Tanzhi must have become Ah Zi's plaything! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Poor Xuzhu, he is not suitable for answering questions! ] γ
[Shi Zhongyu: What does it mean that it is not suitable for answering questions? is a stupid monk, it is estimated that he is also doing hard work and being bullied in Shaolin Temple! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Such a stupid person, where can he not be bullied? γ
[Tian Boguang, who travels alone: I bet, this stupid monk will definitely not be able to get out of the live broadcast room completely! ] γ
[Iron Sword Gate Jade Mako: Nonsense! How many of them were able to get out of the live broadcast room completely? Not to mention this stupid little bald donkey! γ
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"Am I wrong again?"
Xuzhu scratched his head, he had a headache!
γEnd of Answering Timeγ
[Correct answer: choose C]
The crowd was not surprised to hear the answer.
I saw it on the big screen.
The screen turns.
Xiao Feng asked You Tanzhi why he assassinated him.
You Tanzhi said that he avenged his parents.
Xiao Feng asked who his parents were.
You Tanzhi's face was full of grief and indignation, and he pointed at Xiao Feng and said loudly: "Qiao Feng! You hurt my father and mother, kill my uncle, I ...... I can't wait to eat your flesh, cramp and skin you, and break your body into pieces! β
After some inquiry, Xiao Feng also knew that You Tanzhi was the son of the two heroes of the You family in Juxian Village.
Thinking of the suicide of the two of them, he couldn't help but shake his head.
You Tanzhi straightened up and said loudly: "My name is You Tanzhi, I don't need you to kill me, I will learn from my uncle and my father's good example!" β
As he spoke, he reached into his trouser with his right hand, pulled out a short knife, and plunged it into his chest.
"Good!"
Juxian Zhuang You's two heroes shouted loudly.
You Tanzhi's assassination attempt failed, and he dared to commit suicide.
without losing the majesty of their You's two heroes.
in the picture.
Xiao Feng swung out his horsewhip, wrapped the short knife, and snatched the knife.
You Tanzhi was furious and scolded: "Am I not allowed to kill myself?" You damn Liao dog, you are also vicious! β
At this time, Ah Zi had already come to Xiao Feng's side and shouted, "You little ghost, dare to hurt people? Do you want to die? Hehe, it's not that easy! β
You Tanzhi suddenly saw such a delicate and beautiful girl, and he was stunned and speechless.
Ah Zi said: "Little ghost, it's very beautiful to be blind, you'll know later." β
Ah Zi turned to Xiao Feng and said, "Brother-in-law, this kid is so vicious that he wants to harm you with a lime bag, so let's use this lime bag to abolish his tricks first." β
[You Clan's Twin Heroes You Ji: This demon girl of the Star Constellation Sect is really vicious! ] γ
[You's twin heroes and horses: Tan Zhi fell into her hands, and there must be hardships! ] γ
[Nakshatra Sect Ah Zi: You two old things, when you kill people, aren't you ruthless? γ
[Xingzhu Sect Picking Stars: Little junior sister, yes, but you stole Master's Shenmu Wang Ding, Senior Brother advised you to come back obediently and hand over the treasure, but now there is no Xiao Feng to protect you! γ
When everyone marveled at Ah Zi's viciousness.
in the picture.
Xiao Feng shook his head and said to the captain who led the troops: "Today, the Song people who fought in the grass valley were all given to me, did they give me success?" β
The captain was overjoyed and said, "The king admires his face, thank you for his grace." β
Xiao Feng said: "All the officers and soldiers who have sacrificed their captives will go to the palace to receive their rewards when they turn around." β
The officers and soldiers said happily: "We sincerely dedicate ourselves to the king, and there is no need to receive the reward." β
Xiao Feng said: "You leave the captives behind, go back to the city first, and everyone remember to come and receive the reward." β
The officers and soldiers bowed down and thanked him, and the captain said, "There are too many beasts, does the king want to use these Song pigs as live targets?" Once upon a time, the king of Chu liked this set. It's a pity that most of the girls we arrested today can't escape. Next time, catch some sturdy Song pigs for the king. β
With that, he saluted and led the troops away.
The words "I want to use these Song pigs as live targets" drilled into his ears, Xiao Feng's heart couldn't help but be shocked, and he seemed to see the brutal actions of the King of Chu back then:
Hundreds of Song people fled like wild beasts in the snow, and the Khitan nobles laughed, bent their bows and arrows, and shot them to death one by one. Some of the Song people fled far away, and the Khitans rode horses and roared, rushing from behind, like shooting deer and foxes, and finally shot them to death one by one.
This kind of tragedy, the Khitan people said casually, they did not think it was strange at all, and they must be accustomed to it.
Xiao Feng let out a long sigh and looked at the overlapping cloud mountains to the south: "If it weren't for the mystery of revealing my life experience, I would still say that I am a common man of the Great Song Dynasty to this day." What difference does it make if I speak the same words and eat the same meals as these people? Everyone is a good person, but they should be divided into Khitan, Great Song, Jurchen, and Goryeo? You come to my territory to fight grass valley, and I will go to your territory to kill people and set fires? You scolded me Liaogou? I scolded you Song Pig? β
For a moment, thoughts flowed.
Forthwith.
Xiao Feng released all the hundreds of captives and told them not to come to the border again, so as not to be caught again.
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Xiao Daxia is really benevolent! ] γ
[Zhao Qiansun: Those Liao dogs are really hateful, they actually use us as live targets, it's really cruel and inhumane! γ
[Beggar Wu Changfeng: Liao dogs should be killed! ] γ
[Great Liao Emperor Yelu Hongji: You Song pigs, didn't you arrest us Liao people in the border land? γ
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In the live broadcast room, a war of words broke out between the two sides of Song and Liao.
You scolded me Liaogou.
I scolded you Song Pig.
The two sides quarreled violently.
And in the picture.
Hundreds of captives finally believed in Xiao Feng's repeated persuasion that Xiao Feng really let them go, instead of using them as live targets.
They thanked them and fled.
Only You Tanzhi was unmoved.
Xiao Feng thought that he had no money, so he touched it from his arms, but he didn't have any money, but instead took out the Yijin Sutra that Azhu stole in Shaolin.
For a moment, my heart was sad.
Xiao Feng asked You Tanzhi to go with him to the city to get money.
You Tanzhi said loudly: "The surname Qiao, if you want to kill, you will kill, if you want to chop, why use these tricks to humiliate me?" My surname is You, who is poor and dies, how can I make you a penny? β
Xiao Feng thought about it well, he was his father-killing enemy, this kind of deep hatred that could not be resolved, and it was useless to say more, so he said:
"I'm not going to kill you! If you want revenge, come to me at any time. β
Ah Zi hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law, you can't let him go!" This kid's revenge is not justified, but despicable and obscene. Chop the grass and eradicate the roots, so as not to leave future troubles. β
Xiao Feng shook his head and didn't care.
Ah Zi followed Xiao Feng away, and then turned back and said, "Boy, you go to practice kung fu for a hundred years, and then come to my brother-in-law for revenge!" β
With a smile as he spoke, he whipped up and galloped away.
You Tanzhi was relieved when he saw Xiao Feng walking away, and when he went to pick up his baggage, he found the Yijin Sutra that Xiao Feng had just taken out of his arms.
However, he didn't know the words on it, but he knew that Xiao Feng's personal collection must be a valuable thing, so he put away the Yijin Sutra.
[Little boy Yang Guo:! Miss Azhu almost lost her life, and the Yi Jin Sutra that she stole was picked up by him like this? γ
[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: Could it be that You Tanzhi is the son of destiny, and he won't practice the Yijin Sutra later, and then take revenge, right? ] γ
[Cheng right and wrong: Thinking too much, Xiao Feng can't even understand his Chinese characters, and can't practice it, let alone You Tanzhi! ] γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: That's not necessarily, others can't practice, he can practice, this is the destiny of pig's feet! γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: If Xiao Feng had practiced the Yijin Sutra at the beginning, Ah Zhu would not have worried that Xiao Feng would not have been defeated by the Six-Vein Divine Sword, nor would he have chosen to die by himself and be killed by Xiao Feng! γ
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Seeing that You Tanzhi's assassination could not be successful, and he could still pick up the Shaolin Zhibao Yijin Sutra, everyone was in an uproar.
Envy, jealousy, hatred.
Soon, though.
And the people were not envious.
Because the three Khitan warriors went and returned, they put a rope around You Tanzhi's neck and grabbed him back.
You Tanzhi was held by a horse with a rope and was in severe pain.
In the laughter of the Khitan soldiers, there was a crisp woman's laughter.
You Tanzhi was in a drowsiness, and faintly heard the woman laughing: "Haha, I'm afraid that this person can't let go of the kite!" β
You Tanzhi said: "What is a human kite? β
At this moment, he felt a tightness in the back of his neck, and his body rose into the air, and he immediately understood that this was the Khitan soldier galloping on his horse, and he actually pulled him up and played like a paper kite.
He was in the air and unconscious from pain in the back of his neck.
Her mouth and nose were filled with wind and it was hard to breathe, but she heard the woman clapping her hands and laughing, "Great, wonderful, I really let go of the human kite!" β
You Tanzhi looked at the place where the voice came from, and saw that it was the beautiful girl in purple who was clapping and laughing.
At first sight, his chest shook violently, and he didn't know whether he was happy or sad, his body was fluttering in the air, and he really couldn't think.
By the time Ah Zi had played enough, You Tanzhi was already bleeding and dying.
Ah Zi instructed his subordinates to take him down, and if he didn't die tomorrow, he would continue to play.
"What a demon girl, it's really not a son of man!"
"It's damn to tease and torture Tanzhi like this!"
The two heroes of the You Clan, You Ji Youju were furious, if they didn't know where Ah Zi was, they would have rushed over and smashed Ah Zi's body into pieces!
However, You Tanzhi, as the party concerned, was not angry, but looked at Ah Zi in the picture in a daze, looking infatuated.
[Shi Zhongyu: Take a living person to fly a kite, you can play! ] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Have a personality, Ancestor I like it!] And I think this kid You Tanzhi seems to be enjoying it too! γ
[You Twin Heroes You Ji: Nonsense! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Miserable and miserable, I don't know how many days You Tanzhi can last? γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: I think he will definitely not last for three days, and he will be played to death by Ah Zi! ] γ
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"Women are terrible!"
Xiao Feng couldn't help but shake his head.
in the picture.
You Tanzhi was locked in a prison, with unbearable pain all over his body, and even when he fell asleep, he had a nightmare.
I dreamed that Ah Zi's beautiful face turned into a triangular snake head, stretched out her long blood-red tongue, and bared her fangs to bite him.
He struggled desperately, but he couldn't move at all, and the snake bit him one by one, on his hands, on his legs, and in his neck, everywhere, especially on his forehead.
He saw his flesh being bitten off piece by piece, and he wanted to scream, but he couldn't make a sound......
[Cheng or False: Did Kang Min prepare the death method for Duan Wangye? ] Do women like to bite men to death? γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: I heard that when the praying mantis reproduces, the female mantis will eat the male mantis from beginning to end! γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Terrible! γ
[Jade in the Stone: Terrible! γ
[Success: Terrible! γ
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"The hateful demon girl, she is really a femme fatale, and she actually tortured Tan Zhi like this!"
You Tanzhi's mother looked distressed and gritted her teeth at Ah Zi.
She stared at the live broadcast.
in the picture.
You Tanzhi was escorted by two Khitan warriors to see Ah Zi the next day.
You Tanzhi raised his head, and saw a beautiful girl sitting on the top of the hall on a huge carpet with colorful patterns, and on the brocade cushion at the end, it was Ah Zi.
She was barefoot, stepping on the carpet.
You Tanyi saw her pair of snow-white and crystal feet, which were really as smooth as jade, as soft as satin, and her heart jumped up violently, and her eyes were firmly fixed on her pair of feet.
When I saw the flesh on the back of my feet, it was as transparent as it was, faintly reflecting a few green tendons, and I really wanted to reach out and touch it a few times.
The two-life Khitan soldiers let him go.
He shook a few times, finally barely standing still.
But he never took his eyes off Ah Zi's feet, and saw that the toenails of her ten toes were all red, like ten small petals.
Ah Zi's eyes saw it, but he was an ugly young man covered in dirt, his face and flesh were twisted, his jaw was stretched forward, but greedy flames were spewing out of his eyes.
[Jade in the Stone:! It's okay to be this Youtan, you are tortured like this, but you still have the heart to look at beautiful women! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: This leg is good! ] Playable! γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Mako: Legs play the year! ] γ
[Xuan Ming Second Old Deer Cane: I know, the more Ah Zi tortured You Tanzhi, the more You Tanzhi liked Ah Zi! γ
[Tian Boguang, who travels alone for thousands of miles: Is this the legendary ......]
[You Twin Heroes You Ji: Nonsense! ] Tanzhi's eyes are obviously angry! γ
[Lord Yunluo: Do you believe this? I didn't expect You Tanzhi to be like this, he was still very tough when he started to face Qiao Feng, thinking that he was a man, but he didn't expect ......]
[Lin Xian'er, the first beauty in martial arts: The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, nothing more! ] γ
[Qixingtang Murong Qiudi: He is also worthy of being called a hero? I think it's like some people who claim to be the first beauty in martial arts, they don't have a little self-knowledge! γ
[Fast swordsman Ah Fei: Xian'er was originally the first beauty! ] γ
[Blue Devil Hand Yin cried: Yes, who dares to call the first beauty except Xian'er? γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: It's good if you're happy! γ
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For Lin Xian'er, everyone just laughed.
Didn't care at all.
in the picture.
Ah Zi saw You Tanzhi's eyes and thought of a hungry wolf he had shot and wounded.
The wolf was seriously injured, glared at her viciously, and his eyes were like You Tanzhi's, and the wolf just wanted to pounce on her and bite her to death.
She wanted to torture him, to make him bruised all over his body, and to bite him hard at every wound on his body, and of course, this bite must not be allowed to be hit.
After all, beasts that don't resist are no fun to play.
Ah Ziwei frowned, thinking: "What kind of new way to torture him is fun?" β
Suddenly.
You Tanzhi rushed towards Ah Zi like a hungry wolf, hugged her calves, lowered his head and kissed the instep of her feet.
Two Khitan warriors rushed up and wanted to pull You Tanzhi away.
You Tanzhi hugged Ah Zi to death, and he didn't let go, and even dragged Ah Zi down.
Ah Zi felt You Tanzhi's movements, and was scared in his heart, but he also had a strange feeling of numbness and itching, and suddenly screamed:
"Ahh He bit my toe. β
She hurriedly said to the two Khitan soldiers: "Go away, this man is crazy, ah, don't let him bite off my toes." β
Although she was a little in pain, she was even more afraid that You Tanzhi would be beaten and desperately bite off her toes.
The two Khitan warriors hurriedly let go, not daring to provoke You Tanzhi.
Ah Zi hurriedly persuaded.
But You Tanzhi just didn't let go.
Fortunately, a Khitan warrior had an idea, pinched You Tanzhi's throat, let him loosen, and let Ah Zi get out of trouble.
You Tanzhi was beaten violently, if Ah Zi didn't think he was funny and could continue to play, the two Khitan warriors beat him to death.
When Ah Zi was thinking about how to torture You Tan, she found that the latter was staring straight at her.
"What do you think I'm doing?"
You Tanzhi put life and death aside early, and said: "You are good-looking, I will look at you!" β
Ah Zi's face flushed, and he said in his heart: "This kid is so bold, he dares to say such light words to me." β
However, Ah Zi had never heard such praise from anyone, and decided to keep You Tanzhi by her side for recreation, but she was afraid that Xiao Feng would blame her when she saw You Tanzhi.
Thereupon.
Ah Zi asked his subordinates to find a craftsman to make an iron-headed mask for You Tanzhi.
The two hemispherical masks were red-hot and buckled on Yu Tan's head.
The iron cover was very hot, and as soon as it touched the skin, it burned into a lake of flesh and blood.
The blacksmith is the first ironsmith in Yanjing City, and the two hemispheres of the iron cover are combined and inlaid with a thread.
[Cheng is wrong: I drop my mother, it hurts when I look at it! ] γ
[You Clan's Two Heroes You Ji: What a poisonous woman with a femme fatale, too vicious! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: This kid is completely disfigured! ] γ
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Seeing that Ah Zi asked You Tanzhi to wear an iron-headed mask, everyone couldn't help but feel cold in their vests, and it was terrifying to think about it.
However, everyone became more and more curious in their hearts, expecting that Ah Zi would come up with some way to torture You Tanzhi.
in the picture.
After You Tanzhi recovered, he saw Ah Zi again.
Ah Zi saw You Tanzhi's appearance, and a smile bloomed on his face.
You Tanzhi saw Ah Zi's smile on her face, and when she heard her crisp and pleasant words, she couldn't help but look at her blankly.
"Silly boy, what are you looking at me for?" Ah Zidao.
You Tandao: "I ...... I...... I don't know. You...... You look good. β
Ah Zi then told You Tanzhi.
Xiao Feng wanted to break him into pieces, but she secretly saved her.
The reason why he was put on a mask was to prevent him from being recognized by Xiao Feng.
and explained that when he saw Xiao Feng, he should not speak, so as not to be exposed.
When You Tanzhi heard this, he did not have the slightest doubt, and thanked Ah Zi for his kindness.
Ah Zi gave You Tanzhi a name, called Tie Chou.
She had heard that a lion had been sacrificed.
So let You Tanzhi put his head into the lion's cage and let the lion bite to see if the iron-headed mask was strong.
You Tanzhi was naturally reluctant, but he had to agree under Ah Zi's threat.
Ah Zi smiled and said, "This is good!" I'll tell you, the next time I tell you to do something, do it immediately, and make the girl angry. β
"In the room, you whip him thirty lashes."
"Yes!"
The room took the leather whip from the lion tamer's hand, and with a brush, it was whipped on You Tanzhi's back.
You Tanzhi screamed in pain.
Ah Zi said: "Tie Chou, let me tell you, I asked someone to beat you, because I can afford you." Why are you yelling because you don't like me hitting you? β
You Tanzhi: "I like it, thank you for the grace of the girl!" β
Ah Zi said: "Okay, let's fight!" β
In the room, the brush brushed ten whips in a row, You Tanzhi gritted his teeth and didn't hum for a while.
Ah Zi felt bored and said, "Tie Chou, you said you like me to call someone to beat you, don't you?" β
"Yes!"
"Are you true or false? Is it? β
"It's true, don't dare to deceive the girl."
"If you like it, why don't you laugh? Why don't you say it's a good fight? β
You Tanzhi tortured her so frightened that she even forgot her anger, so she had to say:
"The girl treated me very well, and asked someone to beat me, which was very happy."
Ah Zi said: "This is like words, let's try!" β
With a snap and another whip, You Tanzhi hurriedly said: "Thank you girl for saving your life, this whipping is good!" β
[Cheng Zheng Zhen: I'm dripping mom, my scalp is numb! ] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I didn't expect that Ah Zi girl still likes to train people, and the means are very good, Ancestor I like it! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: You Tanzhi is too licky, Shi can not be humiliated, the big deal is death, wasn't it so tough before? ] γ
[Wei Xiaobao, the chief manager of the Great Interior: What kind of soldier can be killed and not humiliated, Xiao Feng is insulting to him, no matter how Ah Zi tortures him, he is willing! ] γ
[Nanyang Zhuge Liang: This is called a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer! ] γ
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Juxianzhuang.
"Bastard!"
"I'm!"
"How did I give birth to such a piece of shit!"
"When I see a woman, I can't walk!"
The foal was ashamed and angry.
He was very relieved to see You Tanzhi bravely assassinate Xiao Feng before, the assassination failed, and Kang went to his death, and the righteousness was awe-inspiring.
As a result, when I met Ah Zi in a blink of an eye, it was like losing my soul.
Let Ah Zi bully and torture him.
He was so happy with it.
"This bastard, I'll kill him!"
The horse was furious and rushed to the crown, and he was going to beat You Tanzhi.
"Second brother discourages!"
You Ji hurriedly grabbed You Ju and persuaded: "Young Mu Ai, is it normal for people?" In the future, if we teach well, we will be able to go on the right path! β
"Look at Duan Yu, the son of the king of Dali Zhennan, don't you kneel and kowtow when you see a woman? Yu Yan, the king of Azibi, is not bad, and it is understandable that Tanzhi is fascinated by her! β
"And the son of Wudang Zhang Wuxia, Zhang Zhenren's apprentice Zhang Wuji, and even Song Qingshu, the son of Song Daxia, the head of the Wudang Seven Heroes, the first disciple of the three generations of Wudang, didn't he also be fascinated when he saw Zhou Zhiruo, and even killed his seventh uncle?"
Really.
People are afraid of comparison.
Compared with Song Qingshu, You Tanzhi is not bad.
and Duan Yu's Dali prince who knelt and kowtowed when he saw a woman is also half a catty.
You Ju had no choice but to suppress his anger and continue to watch the live broadcast.
in the picture.
After Ah Zi finished pumping You Tanzhi, he asked You Tanzhi to put his head in the lion's cage.
The lion didn't bite.
Ah Zi instructed the lion tamer to command the lion to bite You Tanzhi's head.
The lion's teeth were sharp, and although it couldn't bite the iron-headed mask, the burns on You Tanzhi's head were all cracked.
The lion tamer continued to direct the lion bite.
You Tanzhi was furious and grabbed the lion tamer and pressed him into the cage.
The lion tamer shouted loudly.
Ah Zi clapped his hands and applauded, and ordered everyone not to pay attention to it, and let You Tanzhi and the two fight to the death.
The lion tamer commands the lion to bite You Tanzhi.
But where did the lion understand this complicated order, so he bit off half of the lion tamer's head.
[Lord Yunluo: It's too cruel! γ
[Success and wrong: It's too cruel! γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: It's scary! It's cruel! γ
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Everyone swiped the screen, but they all watched the live broadcast with relish.
in the picture.
Ah Zi smiled: "Tie Chou won!" β
She said to You Tanzhi: "That's right! You can tease me, what should I reward you? β
"Girl, I don't want your reward, but I beg you to allow me to be your slave."
"Why do you like to be my slave?"
You Tanzhi: "The girl is a fairy, the first beauty in the world, I ...... I...... I want to see you every day. β
Although these words were rude, Ah Zi was very happy to hear them.
Then.
Xiao Feng came over, and Ah Zi stepped forward happily and wanted Xiao Feng to accompany her.
Xiao Feng said: "The king of the Southern Courtyard, who is the son of this Laoshizi, is very busy every day. But don't I always come to be with you every day? β
Ah Zi said: "Stay with me for a while, hum, stay with me for a while!" I just don't like your perfunctory 'stay with me for a while'. If I were Azhu, you would always be by my side, and you wouldn't go away, and you wouldn't have anything 'for a while' or 'half a while'! β
Xiao Feng listened to her words and was indeed the truth, he had nothing to answer, he only smiled and said: "Brother-in-law is an adult, I am not interested in playing with your children, you can find some young female companions to laugh and relieve your boredom!" β
Ah Zi said angrily: "Child, child...... I'm not a child. You're not in the mood to play with me, but what are you doing? β
Xiao Feng said: "Let me see if you are in better shape?" Did you eat bear bile today? β
"I'm not happy, I eat 100 pairs of bear bile every day, and my body doesn't get better." Ah Zi said angrily.
Seeing this, Xiao Feng walked straight away.
Ah Zi looked at his back, he was stunned and just wanted to cry, but when he saw You Tanzhi, he was full of anger, and he was about to vent on him, shouting:
"In the room, whip him thirty more lashes!"
"Yes!"
You Tanzhi said loudly: "Girl, what mistake did I make again?" β
Ah Zi didn't answer, waved his hand and said, "Fight!" β
A whip in the room was struck.
You Tanzhi: "Girl, what mistake did I make, let me know:" lest I do it again next time." β
Ah Zi said: "If I want to fight, you shouldn't ask for any crime, did you hit you wrong?" You ask yourself what you did wrong, and that's why you have to fight! β
You Tanzhi said: "You hit me first, and I asked." Before I could ask, you asked someone to beat me. β
Ah Zi smiled: "I expected you to ask, so I asked someone to beat you first." Surely you ask, "Isn't that what I expected to be like God?" β
"This proves that you are not dead enough for me. The girl suddenly thought of beating someone, and if you are loyal, you must volunteer, and you will beat yourself if you are self-dedicated. But Rory was verbose and unconvinced, okay, you don't like to call me, just don't beat you. β
You Tan's heart was cold, knowing that if he didn't let him fight, he would definitely torture him in a more terrifying way, so he hurriedly said:
"It's the villain's fault! It is a great kindness for the girl to beat, and it is beneficial to the little person's body, so please whip the girl more, and the more you beat, the better. β
Ah Zi was not happy in his heart, and sprinkled his anger on You Tanzhi.
You Tanzhi was almost killed.
It took a month for the injury to heal.
But because Ah Zi felt that he was not fun, he no longer tortured him.
He was taken into captivity and did heavy chores.
But there was only one thing in his mind: "When will the girl tell me to whip again?" β
He only hoped to see Ah Zi, even if he suffered from the whipping, he was also willing, and he never had the idea of escaping in his heart.
[Little boy Yang Guo: It's hopeless, you can eat the feast! ] γ
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: Ask what is the love in the world, the direct teaching of life and death promises, You Tanzhi is actually good, at least affectionate, infatuated, and dedicated! ] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: What kind of affectionate infatuation, it's really a shame for our men! ] γ
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This time.
Although You Tanzhi is ashamed of countless men, he has won the appreciation of many women.
After all, this kind of man who is beaten and scolded and infatuated will not change.
Exactly what a lot of women like.
However, You Tanzhi's ugly appearance, no matter how affectionate he is, no woman will like it.
Women are all strong and face-looking.
You Tanzhi didn't have any of them.
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in the picture.
On this day, You Tanzhi was carrying soil at the city wall, and suddenly a crisp voice smiled:
"Ah, this iron ugly isn't dead yet! I said he was dead! Iron Ugly, come here! β
It was Ah Zi's voice.
You Tanzhi thought about it day and night, looking forward to this moment of Chenguang, and when he heard Ah Zi calling him, a pair of feet were like nails to the ground, and he couldn't move, only feeling a heart pounding, and the palms of his hands were full of sweat.
Ah Zi called Shang Tanzhi and took him alone to a gloomy valley.
You Tanzhi was overjoyed to see that Ah Zi only took him alone.
I saw Ah Zi take out a wooden tripod, then light a stick of incense, and hide aside to observe secretly.
You Tanzhi stood beside him, smelling the surging aroma of Ah Zi in the wind, and couldn't help but be smug and confused, only to feel that there could be such a moment in his life, and the pain he suffered before was in vain.
He only hopes that Ah Zi will always sit under this big tree, and he himself can accompany her like this forever.
At this moment, he suddenly heard a sound in the grass, and something shook brightly in the green grass, but it was a large centipede, with a flash of light all over its body, and a small tumor protruding on its head, which was very different from an ordinary centipede.
The centipede burrowed into the wooden tripod, and Ah Zi immediately sealed the wooden tripod with silk and took the wooden tripod back.
The next day.
You Tanzhi was called to the main hall by Ah Zi and closed the door.
Ah Zi walked to the first tile urn in the west, lifted the lid of the urn, and said with a smile: "Look, isn't it majestic?" β
You Tanzhi looked into the urn and saw that the big centipede that he had caught yesterday was swimming rapidly.
Ah Zi took a big rooster that was prepared beside him, took out a short knife, cut off the rooster's sharp beak and claws, and threw it into the urn.
The big centipede jumped on the rooster's head, sucked the chicken's blood, and soon the rooster was poisoned and died.
The centipede's body gradually swelled, and the red head was dripping blood.
After feeding like this for seven days, let the centipede suck the blood of a big rooster every day, and on the eighth day, Ah Zi called You Tanzhi to the temple again, and said with a smile:
"Iron Ugly, how do I treat you?"
You Tanzhi said: "The girl treats me like a mountain. β
Ah Zi said: "You said that you would break my bones and go to the soup for me, is that true or false?" β
You Tanzhi: "The villain doesn't dare to deceive the girl." The girl did it, and the villain never shirked. β
Ah Zi said: "That's very good." I'm telling you, if I want to practice a kung fu, I need someone to help me. Will you help me practice? If I succeed, I will be rewarded. β
You Tanzhi said: "Of course, the little one listens to the girl's orders, and he doesn't need any reward." β
Ah Zi said: "That's good, let's practice." β
She sat cross-legged, rubbed her hands together, closed her eyes, and after a while, said:
"If you put your hand into the rubble, this centipede will bite you, and you must not move, but let him suck your blood, and the more you suck, the better."
You Tanzhi was scared, so he naturally didn't want to.
Ah Zi took what You Tanzhi said before, going to the soup and breaking his bones.
You Tanzhi was speechless, raised his head and looked at Ah Zi, and was confused, like a devil, and said:
"Okay, just follow the girl's orders."
He gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and slowly reached into the urn with his right hand.
The centipede fed the human blood, and Ah Zi began to practice poison skills.
And You Tanzhi's poisoning was in pain, and he died of pain on the ground.
Then.
The Yi Jin Jing in his arms fell out, his saliva wet the Yi Jin Jing, and a villain figure appeared on it.
However, You Tanzhi didn't care, but when he inadvertently found that his body posture was the same as the posture on the cheats, the pain was alleviated.
Thereupon.
You Tanzhi followed the diagram in the cheats.
I was so comfortable that there was a flow of qi in my body, and I finally miraculously survived.
After Ah Zi finished practicing, he was a little surprised to see that You Tanzhi was not dead, and then asked You Tanzhi to catch poisonous insects with her.
And so on for a few months.
You Tanzhi relied on the martial arts on the Yijin Sutra and survived every time he fed poisonous insects.
Until the day.
They encountered an ice silkworm, the ice silkworm was extremely terrifying, but it was also very smart, Ah Zi didn't catch it, so he had to let You Tanzhi catch it.
If you can't catch it, don't come back.
You Tanzhi followed the traces left by the ice silkworm and found a temple, and there was a wine and meat monk in the temple.
The ice silkworm was raised by the other party.
You Tanzhi took advantage of the other party's departure to steal the ice silkworm and bring it back to Ah Zi.
This time.
After You Tanzhi was sucked by the ice silkworm, he was directly frozen into ice.
After Ah Zi finished practicing.
Let people pull You Tanzhi out and throw it away.
The picture freezes.
[Star Old Immortal Ding Chunqiu: It turned out to be an ice silkworm, I didn't expect this wine and meat monk to have such a treasure in his hands! ] γ
[Huijing: The Ice Silkworm is mine, you don't want to fight it! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Guilty of his crimes, Monk Huijing, your position has been exposed, if you don't want to die, run away quickly! ] γ
[Cheng Zheng is wrong: Ah Zi is too bad to practice with a living person, but is You Tanzhi dead or not? γ
[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: He shouldn't die, but the ice silkworm is too toxic, and he definitely needs time to detoxify! γ
[Wei Xiaobao, the general manager of Ouchi: Is this You Tanzhi's life as a plaything? γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: This is licking the dog until there is nothing left! γ
[Lin Pingzhi of Fuwei Dart Bureau: I feel that You Tanzhi may be able to practice peerless magic skills because of misfortune! ] γ
[Star Old Immortal Ding Chunqiu: Indeed! The ice silkworm is a strange thing in heaven and earth, if You Tanzhi can dissolve the strange poison according to the martial arts on the Yijin Sutra or even turn it into his own use, his strength will inevitably skyrocket! γ
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Great Song Shaolin Temple.
"It turns out that the secret on the Yijin Sutra actually needs to be wet with water, but it doesn't seem to be the Yijin Sutra Divine Skill, but another Divine Skill!"
Abbot Xuanci and other Shaolin monks were surprised when they saw You Tanzhi's adventure.
"If it's another divine skill, then my Shaolin will have another peerless divine skill."
Xuan Xiao said with excitement in his eyes.
So everyone prepared to take out the Yijin Sutra, soak it with water, and then check the divine skills on it.
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Built Min Chung Temple.
in the vegetable garden.
A short and fat monk with a gloomy face hurriedly loaded his ice silkworm into the gourd, and then ran away with the gourd.
This was brought back by him from the top of Kunlun Mountain, but he was unwilling to let people rob it.
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Juxianzhuang.
"This rebel, it's really for a woman, he doesn't even want his life, Lao Tzu will go and kill him now, so as not to be played to death by a woman in the future!"
You Ju was furious, and more of his hatred for You Tan was not made of steel.
"Second brother, Tanzhi is still young!"
"When we find him a daughter-in-law, he will be able to take care of himself, and he will definitely not be confused by the demon girl of the Star Sect in the future!"
You Ji hurriedly persuaded.
However, his words also made You Ju's heart move, it seems that it is indeed time to find a daughter-in-law for You Tanzhi.
so as not to be deceived by Ah Zi in the future.
"Am I just dead?"
You Tanzhi was still staring at the live broadcast blankly, looking forward to seeing Ah Zi's figure again.
For Ah Zi.
He found that he could not hate it no matter what.
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Live room.
"If Senior Brother was half as good to me as he was back then, how could I deliberately find some beautiful men to be angry with him?"
Li Qiushui couldn't help but think of Wuyazi.
At the beginning, she was just looking for some beautiful men to act on the spot, but Wuyazi turned a blind eye, and when she was angry, she did the fake show.
But Wuyazi was still indifferent, she was ruthless in her heart, so she hooked up with Wuyazi's apprentice Ding Chunqiu......
[This answer, Xuzhu answered incorrectly]
γStart Drawing Random Penaltiesγ
"I got it wrong again, I don't know what punishment I'll get?"
Xuzhu felt that he was hopeless.
Although he was lucky a few times before, the punishment was not heavy.
But he never got it right.
There will always be a severe punishment drawn.
[Roaring three times: Xuan Ci is a big scumbag]
"Don't!"
Xuzhu's face changed greatly, Abbot Xuanci was like a god and Buddha in his heart, how could he be disrespectful to the abbot.
"Xuan Ci is a big scumbag!"
A light fell, and Xuzhu shouted involuntarily.
"Xuan Ci is a big scumbag!"
"Xuan Ci is a big scumbag!"
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"He's not a scumbag!"
"He's not a scumbag!"
Ye Erniang muttered to herself.
"Erniang, what are you muttering?"
The South China Sea Crocodile God Yue Lao San frowned and looked at Ye Erniang:
"Who isn't a scumbag? Xuan Ci? Could it be that you still have a leg with Xuan Ci? β
"Shhhh Do you think everyone is the boss, even the princess can get it! β
The crane in the cloud pursed his lips and sneered:
"If she has a leg with Xuan Ci, Lao Tzu will kneel down and call her mother!"
"The old lady doesn't have a son like you!"
Ye Erniang snorted coldly.
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[Cheng or wrong: This punishment is awesome, and I don't know if Xuzhu will be put in small shoes by the abbot when he goes back? γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Murder and heart! ] But Abbot Xuanci can't really be a scumbag, right? γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Who knows, Dayuan Shaolin still has people like Cheng Kun who killed the apprentice's wife and the whole family! γ
[Great Song Shaolin Xuan Lonely: Nonsense! ] Senior Brother Abbot is comparable to a villain like Cheng Kun! γ
[Great Song Shaolin Xuzhu: Abbot, the little monk didn't mean it! ] γ
[Great Song Shaolin Xuanci: Amitabha, Xuzhu, you don't need to worry, the poor monk will naturally not blame you! γ
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Live room.
"Thank you, Abbot."
Xuzhu breathed a sigh of relief.
It feels so ......
Stimulated.
[In this answer, Long Xiaoyun, Wu Xingyun, Li Qiushui, and Jiang Feng answered correctly. γ
γPlease select a random reward methodγ
"I finally got it right, this time I must draw a treasure to improve my strength!"
Long Xiaoyun prayed in his heart.
γStart Drawing Random Rewardsγ
[Long Xiaoyun draws random rewards as follows]
[King Kong is not bad: created by Tianchi Monster, when he casts it, he is like King Kong's body, invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable, and his strength skyrockets. γ
A light fell, and Long Xiaoyun suddenly had countless more information in his mind.
Meantime.
The golden light on his body was shining, and the entry-level King Kong Immortal Skill couldn't help but show it.
Rumble.
Long Xiaoyun's clothes exploded, his whole body turned golden, and when he slapped his chest, there was a sound of gold and iron colliding.
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