Chapter 2 Menggu Menglang Xuzhu Goes to the Peak, Dog Charm Long Xiaoyun (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Beast?
Or is it inferior to a beast?
[Shi Zhongyu: Let go of that princess and let me come!] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I really don't know what virtues this little bald donkey has accumulated in his last life, and how all good things have fallen on him! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: I feel that this time the little master of Xuzhu can't hold on, and the beast is better than the beast! γ
[Lord Yunluo: Beasts! γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: In addition to the beasts, there are also two answers, but Xuzhu has absorbed the power of Tong Ma and Li Qiushui, which is terrifying! γ
[Supreme Alliance Official Yutian: Wu Yazi's more than seventy years of skill is enough to make Xuzhu a top master, if you get the skills of Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui again, it will be terrifying! γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Although it is a little incredible, I feel that Xuzhu is really likely to get the skills of Tong Ma and Li Qiushui, after all, Xuzhu has also learned the Northern Shengong of the Xiaoyao School! γ
[Undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: Xuzhu, a stupid monk, feels like he has not done anything, and he has become a master, which is really unbalanced! ] γ
[The world will be heroic: Yes, we all work hard to practice martial arts, and as a result, people directly sit back and enjoy the results, which is really heartbreaking! ] γ
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Countless people watching the live broadcast in the Jiuzhou Continent directly lemoned.
The hexagram of Xuzhu is even more outrageous than Duan Yu and Zhang Wuji.
Although it is still uncertain whether Xuzhu will be able to absorb the skills of Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui, even what happened to Xuzhu now makes people envious and jealous.
Countless people are eager to take their place.
Live room.
"Amitabha, how can a monk be close to beauty, the little monk will never do that kind of beastly thing!"
Xuzhu saw the four answers, and did not hesitate to rule out the two options of the beast.
In fact, the concentration of beauty and the concentration of wine and meat cannot be compared at all.
A woman's attraction to a man comes from the instinct of life.
It's engraved deep in the genes.
It's a pity that Xuzhu has never touched a woman, not even up close.
I don't understand any of this at all.
"Even if I know the Northern Spiritual Skill, I will definitely not absorb the power of Grandma Tong and Master Li."
Xuzhu ruled out another option.
He chose option D, which was inferior to beasts, and joined forces with Grandma Tong to repel Li Qiushui.
"Senior sister actually gave my granddaughter to this stinky monk, it's really too much!"
Li Qiushui snorted coldly, but thinking that she was chasing and killing Wu Xingyun, it was understandable for the latter to do so.
"Men are like that, don't look at these monks as hypocritical, but in fact, they ......."
Li Qiushui directly ruled out the two options that were inferior to beasts.
"Option A is that this monk has absorbed the power of me and my senior sister, and option B is that he and my senior sister have teamed up to defeat me......
It stands to reason that option B is probably the largest.
After all, even if Xuzhu has the Northern Spiritual Skill, it is very, very difficult to absorb the power of her and Wu Xingyun.
It could be very, very small.
But thinking that Xuzhu had many adventures, and it was the best luck she had ever seen now, Li Qiushui was not in a hurry to choose option B.
Meantime.
Li Qiushui thought of Jiang Feng's previous criticism of Xuzhu and her and Wu Xingyun.
What is unattainable for others is what others ask for, and what is available can be easily obtained.
Now it's all verified.
And for her and Wu Xingyun, it will not end well.
Come to think of it.
Li Qiushui chose option A.
Wu Xingyun and Long Xiaoyun thought about it, and also chose option A.
Jiang Feng is naturally too.
[Success and wrong: Except for Xuzhu himself, everyone else chose A, it seems that Xuzhu answered the wrong answer again! ] Looking at his confident appearance, I don't even know what to say! γ
[Shi Zhongyu: This little monk didn't know the beauty of women at a glance, so he thought that he was very determined, and when he really faced it
Just know that it's different from what he imagined! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: This stupid monk, I feel that he can break the records of Murong Fu and Zhang Wuji! ] γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: Maybe in history, someone who can't answer a question correctly will be born! γ
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"Am I wrong again?"
"How is that possible?"
"How could I take advantage of the danger of others and move the woman who was robbed by the child's grandmother?"
Xu Zhu saw the barrage, and his eyes were full of disbelief.
He wasn't sure about the previous question.
But he was very sure about it.
Especially in the inferiority of the beast and the beast.
He's going to choose the latter.
γEnd of Answering Timeγ
[Correct answer: choose A]
"How is that possible?"
When Xuzhu heard the announcement of the answer, he still couldn't believe it.
He actually broke the color ring?
I saw a turn on the big screen.
In a cold, dark underground ice cellar.
In his sleep that day, Xuzhu suddenly smelled a sweet fragrance.
This aroma is neither the sandalwood burned in front of the Buddha statue, nor the vegetable aroma of fish and meat, but I feel that the whole body is full of Tai, and it is indescribably comfortable.
In the middle of the misty lake, I felt that there was a soft object leaning against me.
He woke up in shock, reached out and grabbed it, and the soft and warm place of his hand was the body of a man without clothes.
Xuzhu was taken aback, thinking it was Grandma Tong: "Senior, you ...... What's wrong with you?"
"I...... Where am I? Why is it so cold?"
The guttural voice is delicate, it is a girl's voice, and it is definitely not a child's grandmother.
Xuzhu was even more stunned, and asked in a trembling voice, "You...... You...... Who is it?"
The girl said, "I...... I...... It's so cold, who are you?"
As he spoke, he leaned towards Xuzhu.
Xu Zhu was about to stand up and avoid each other, and as soon as he held it, his left hand held the girl's shoulder, but his right hand wrapped it around her soft and slender waist.
Xuzhu is twenty-four years old this year, and he has only spoken to three women in his life: Ah Zi, Tong Ma, and Li Qiushui.
In the past 24 years, he only recited scriptures and participated in Zen meditation in the Shaolin Temple.
But it is human nature to be lustful and admire young love.
Although Xuzhu abides by the precepts, every day when the spring flowers bloom, he can't help but have a rippling heart and fantasize about the things of men and women.
It's just that he doesn't know what a woman is, all his imaginations, of course, are grotesque and bizarre, and he never dares to mention it to his teacher.
At this moment, his hands touched the girl's delicate and delicate skin, and a heart almost jumped out of his mouth, but it was difficult to let go.
The girl snorted, turned around, and reached out to hook his neck.
Xuzhu felt that the girl was blowing like an orchid, and the fragrance of the lipid came in bursts, and she couldn't help but spin the world, her whole body trembled, and she said in a trembling voice, "You...... You...... You ......."
The girl said, "I'm so cold, but my heart is so hot."
Xuzhu couldn't help himself, and with a slight force of his hands, he held her in his arms.
The two kissed each other.
Xuzhu has lost all his concentration, he is a strong man who has never been killed.
When the first temptation in the world struck, he didn't resist at all, and hugged the girl tighter and tighter.
For a moment, I didn't know where I was.
The screen turns.
Xuzhu was pointed at by Grandma Tong, and the girl was also hugged by Grandma Tong and left.
[Jade in the Stone:! What about the process? γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: What about the picture? γ
[Extremely vicious Crane in the clouds: I didn't expect that in the twenty-fourth year of Xu, I only talked to three women, Ah Zi, Tong Ma and Li Qiushui, and now Xuzhu is afraid that he has never even seen a woman in Shaolin! γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: It's really sad, little monk, I think you should not be a monk anymore, and return the vulgar as soon as possible! γ
[Success and wrong: Sure enough, concentration is in front of beauties, one article
Worth! γ
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"Am I breaking the vows?"
Xu Zhu's eyes were confused, and at the same time, a strong curiosity surged in his heart.
Are women really that good?
Is he really defenseless?
Xuzhu stared at the live broadcast.
in the picture.
Grandma Tong soon came back again, and she smiled and said, "Little monk, I have let you enjoy all the blessings of the world, how can you thank me?"
Xuzhu said, "I...... I ......."
His mind was so confused that he couldn't speak.
Grandma Tong unlocked his acupuncture points and said with a smile, "Do the disciples of Buddhism want to keep the Yin precepts? Did you do it yourself? Or are you being persecuted by your grandmother? You duplicity, lustful little monk, tell me, did grandma win, or did you win? Haha, haha, haha!"
The more she laughed, the louder she became, and she was so proud.
Xuzhu felt remorse in his heart, and wanted to die headlong but didn't succeed.
He leaned against the ice, lost his mind, and felt sorry for himself, but he couldn't help thinking of the girl.
All kinds of gentle and charming things came to his heart, and he suddenly asked:
"That...... Who is that girl?"
Grandma Tong laughed and said, "This girl is 17 years old this year, beautiful and elegant, and there is no match."
In the dark, Xuzhu couldn't see half of the girl's appearance, but the skin was connected, and the soft sound was in the ears, and it must be a very stunning one to imagine.
Thinking of this, Xuzhu couldn't help but let out a long sigh.
Grandma Tong smiled and said, "Do you think she doesn't want to?"
Xuzhu didn't dare to lie, but it was inconvenient to admit it directly, so he had to sigh again.
Immediately, Xuzhu gave up on himself and ate meat.
Afterwards.
Grandma Tong brought the girl again.
The bamboo is convenient for the girl to linger every night.
The girl was worried that it was a dream, and she was afraid that Xuzhu would wake up as soon as she said the name.
Thereupon.
Xuzhu called the girl Menggu.
The girl called Xuzhu Menglang.
Although it is in this dark and cold underground ice cellar, it is the happiest and happiest place in Xuzhu's life.
[Success: Hiss! Menggu! Menglang! It's so numb! γ
[Shi Zhongyu: Envy and jealousy! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Envy and jealousy! γ
[Guo Jing: The little master of Xuzhu is really a blessing! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: I feel like a fake pig's foot! γ
[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: I feel like a fake pig's foot! ] γ
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: I feel like I'm a fake pig's foot! γ
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[Shi Zhongyu: Woo, I want to hug my grandmother's thigh now! ] Ask for a hug! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Hehe, I also want to hug my grandmother's thighs! ] γ
[Tianshan Tong Wu Xingyun: Get out! ] γ
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"Little monk, grandma treats you well, right?"
Wu Xingyun smiled at the distracted Xuzhu on the side.
"Just ask grandma not to be so good to the little monk in the future!"
Xuzhu sighed.
But he also knew that he didn't have a chance.
He didn't get the skill of Wuyazi, and he wouldn't have any intersection with the Easy Sect, let alone with Princess Xixia.
After the live stream ends.
He is still a little monk in Shaolin Temple.
Even.
He may not be able to get out of the live broadcast room alive.
He's too stupid.
So far, I haven't answered a single question correctly.
He looked up and continued to watch the live stream.
in the picture.
For more than two months.
He lingers with Menggu every day.
Grandma Tong's skills are also about to recover.
But Li Qiushui found it.
However, Li Qiushui did not find the exact location, and angered Grandma Tong with the Dafa of Soul Searching, so that Grandma Tong exposed her location.
The two fought to the death.
In the final competition, Xuzhu was sandwiched between them and absorbed all the skills of the two.
Ultimately.
Li Qiushui and Wu Xingyun saw Wuyazi's painting of Xuzhu.
When Wu Xingyun saw the painting, he couldn't help but let out a "huh", a look of surprise and joy appeared on his face, and when he looked at it again, he suddenly laughed and shouted, "It's not her, it's not her, it's not her!" Haha, haha, haha!"
In the midst of laughter, two lines of tears rolled down his cheeks, his head and neck went weak, and his head hung down, and he was silent.
Li Qiushui, who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, woke up and asked Xuzhu to give her the painting.
Li Qiushui unfolded the painting, only looked at it for a moment, and the expression on his face changed greatly, his hands couldn't help shaking, and even the painting trembled, Li Qiushui said in a low voice:
"It's her, it's her, it's her! Haha, haha, haha!"
The laughter was full of sorrow and pain.
Xu Zhu looked confused, and he didn't know why, Li Qiushui told Xu Zhu that the person in the painting was not her, but her little sister Li Canghai.
At last.
Li Qiushui suddenly screamed, "Senior sister, you and I are both poor worms, both ...... All...... Teach this conscienceless person to be deceived, haha, haha, haha!"
She laughed three times, threw herself on her back, fell to the ground, and died as well.
Freeze frame.
[Little boy Yang Guo: Alas, in the end, it will be empty, and Li Qiushui's smile can be regarded as a smile and hatred! ] γ
[Success or wrong: If there is no live broadcast room, Wu Yazi, Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui, the three elders who are expected to become celestials, will end up with regrets! ] γ
[Shi Zhongyu: It's all blame for the lack of cliffs, if only I were no cliffs! γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Elder Xiaoyaozi looked at this scene, I am afraid that he wants to kill Wuyazi, an uncompetitive apprentice! ] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Monk Xuzhu alone absorbed the skills of the three elders of Xiaoyao, he was so happy, I feel that the entire Xiaoyao faction made his wedding dress! ] γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I feel that the meaning of the existence of the three elders is to cultivate him. γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: It's a pity that this stupid bald donkey can't hold up the wall with mud! ] γ
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"Alas!"
Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui sighed in their hearts when they saw their fate.
They are now considered to have their grievances resolved.
[This answer, Xuzhu answered incorrectly]
γStart Drawing Random Penaltiesγ
[The random punishment drawn from the virtual bamboo is as follows]
[Broken left arm.] γ
A light fell, Xuzhu screamed, and his left arm disappeared.
"It's not bad to answer six questions incorrectly, and now I only have a broken arm."
Xuzhu comforted himself in his heart.
And the people who saw the broken arm of the virtual bamboo felt that the good use of the virtual bamboo was over.
[In this answer, Wu Xingyun, Long Xiaoyun, Li Qiushui, and Jiang Feng answered correctly. γ
γPlease select a random reward methodγ
All four chose to draw on their own.
γStart Drawing Random Rewardsγ
[Wu Xingyun draws random rewards as follows. γ
[One big pill: increase the strength of one jiazi. γ
[Long Xiaoyun draws random rewards as follows]
[Dog Charm: It can make the wielder immortal and stay young, and can be immune to death and all deadly attacks on the wielder. γ
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