Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Terrifying Punishment of Stone in the Jade, Xie Yanke's Image Collapsed (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
[The random penalties drawn by Hatama are as follows]
[Live up to it: Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, I want to marry a wife. γ
A ray of light fell, and Kumachi felt an inexplicable change in his body.
The Dharma is not strong enough.
"The flower girl is so beautiful, suitable for being a wife, with a big butt and a son!"
Gu Mozhi, who originally had no idea about Hua Wanzi, suddenly felt that Hua Wanzi had become extremely beautiful and moving.
It's really a Hanmei woman.
Flowers are in full bloom.
Colorful.
[Xuzhu: Live up to it, I see, the little monk finally realized! γ
[Tianshan Tong Wu Xingyun: Hahaha, the little monk has opened his mind and found an excuse for himself to find a woman! ] γ
[Cheng is wrong: The little monk now knows how to find a woman without the help of his grandmother! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Congratulations to the great monk, you can return the vulgar! ] γ
[Tubo Prince Zongzan: The national teacher is fine, live up to it, and the prince will send you dozens of beauties when you turn around! γ
Kumachi: "......"
Convex (θΉ)!
Women will only affect the speed at which I practice martial arts!
"Congratulations to the national teacher, I'm so lucky, if only I had drawn this punishment!" Shi Zhongyu looked envious and couldn't help but tease.
For him, this punishment is not a punishment at all.
"Humph!"
Gu Mozhi glared coldly at Shi Zhongyu.
Do you think the old man is like you as a thief?
[The random punishment for the jade in the stone is as follows]
[I don't love women and I love my eyebrows: Women just reproduce, and men are true love. γ
"No!"
"I don't want it!"
The smile on Shi Zhongyu's face froze, why didn't he draw up to it?
Why doesn't he love women and bearded eyebrows?
Little boy Yang Guo: Because you are a Yin thief!
A light fell.
Shi Zhongyu felt that he had undergone a miraculous change.
His eyes changed when he looked at Hua Wanzi.
Before, he had a kind of Yang Guo's idea of not melting the world and rebellious about this beautiful uncle.
But now......
He looked at Hua Wanzi......
I don't feel it anymore.
Women or something.
Give Lao Tzu to climb.
"Huh?"
When he saw Jiang Feng, Shi Zhongyu's eyes lit up.
It's beautiful!
Hiss!
Jiang Feng's vest was cold, and his cold hair stood on end.
If it's outside.
He's going to have to slap this thing to death.
"Brother Jiang Feng, you are so powerful, can you tell others how you answered the question?" Shi Zhongyu looked at Jiang Feng with burning eyes.
It's like a Yin thief who sees a beautiful woman in the world and can't wait to come forward to talk to her.
"Get out!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: It's over, another one who covets Brother Jiang's beauty! ] γ
[Success and wrong: Yin thieves are still Yin thieves, but the young ladies in the world are liberated, and they don't have to worry about Shi Zhongyu anymore, but beautiful men like me have to be careful, it's too dangerous to be alone outside! γ
[Lord Yunluo: Shameless! ] Do you think you're Brother Jiang Feng? γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: This dog thing dares to covet Jiang Feng's brother's beauty, damn it! ] γ
[Black and white double sword Min Rou: Woo, my jade! γ
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"Iniquity!"
Min Rou wept and wailed, and suddenly fainted.
"Senior sister!"
Shi Qing hurriedly hugged Min Rou and pinched the middle, allowing the latter to wake up slowly.
"This rebel dares to harm even the little princess of Lingxiao City, and this time it can be regarded as a punishment!
Shi Qing hugged Min Rou and hated that iron could not become a steel road.
"Woo woo......
Min Rou burst into tears, a son died, a son became like this, what does it mean that she is still alive.
"It's really evil and there is evil retribution, this little Yin thief deserves it!"
On a big ship, Shi Xiaocui said indignantly.
She is the mother of the Snow Mountain Sect, Bai Zizai's wife, that is, Bai Wanjian's mother, and Bai Axiu's grandmother.
"Maybe this is the cycle of heavenly principles, and retribution is unpleasant."
A soft and quiet voice sounded, and it was a beautiful girl who was as quiet as a delicate flower shining on the water, and acting like a weak willow supporting the wind.
The girl has a melon seed face, beautiful and beautiful, and a pair of bright and clear big eyes are very moving, and I feel sorry for her.
It is the little princess Bai Axiu of the Snow Mountain faction.
She didn't die after jumping off the cliff, she was rescued by her runaway grandmother Shi Xiaocui.
Shi Xiaocui quarreled with Bai Zizi and got angry, so she didn't take Bai Axiu back to Lingxiao City, but wandered around the rivers and lakes.
Snow Mountain Pie, Lingxiao City.
Everyone was in an uproar and in a happy mood.
"This dog thief deserves to be punished!"
"It's better to let him obliterate!"
"It's so cheap to die, isn't he, let him be a eunuch!"
"Let him be crippled, with broken legs and broken arms!"
"It's better to be blind and deaf!"
"I don't know what punishment Senior Sister Hua will get?"
Speaking of Hua Wanzi, everyone suddenly became nervous.
For this beautiful little junior sister.
The disciples of the Snow Mountain Sect naturally liked it very much.
"The monk has moved his heart, and the Yin thief has fallen in love with a man, what punishment will I draw, I am neither a monk nor a monk or a prostitute......
Hua Wanzi was in no mood to laugh at Shi Zhongyu, and her heart was up and down, uneasy.
[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]
[One night love: fall in love with the first man in your life and be unswerving to death. γ
A light fell.
Hua Wanzi didn't feel the obvious change, but looking at the explanation of this punishment, Hua Wanzi didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Happily, this punishment did not materially hurt her for the time being.
Sadly, she is afraid that she will be in a difficult situation in the future.
The number of people who covet her will skyrocket in an instant.
Even her senior brothers may not be able to believe it.
"This punishment is awesome!"
Shi Zhongyu smiled: "But women are the most annoying!"
He looked at Jiang Feng, and his gaze became hot again.
"Amitabha!"
Gu Mozhi pronounced the Buddha's name, but his eyes fell on Hua Wanzi intentionally or unintentionally.
He felt that the "Qing" of "living up to the truth" was in front of him.
[Blood Knife Ancestor: This punishment is interesting, that is to say, as long as Ancestor I am the first, she will fall in love with Ancestor me until death! γ
[Snow Mountain Sect Wang Wanren: You old Yin thief, don't think about moving the flower sister! ] γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: The punishment in the live broadcast room is really getting more and more interesting, but the flower girl will be dangerous in the future. γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: What danger can there be in the future? It's all been taken first! γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: Shameless! γ
[Fairy Yang Yan: I don't know what reward Gongzi Jiang and Mei Fanggu will draw this time? γ
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After the punishment, everyone looked forward to the reward.
[This time, Mei Fanggu and Jiang Feng answered correctly. γ
γPlease select a random reward methodγ
Mei Fanggu chose to draw it herself.
The same is true for Jiang Feng.
γStart Drawing Random Rewardsγ
[Mei Fanggu will draw random rewards as follows]
[The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold: the wind, frost and snow hit, and the red plums become more and more beautiful.
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[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. γ
γEnlightenment Tea (1 bag): It can help people to achieve enlightenmentγ
Two rays of light fell.
Mei Fanggu was shrouded in bright light, and seemed to be undergoing a transformation.
Jiang Feng had an extra bag of Enlightenment tea in his hand.
[Cheng yes or no: This is already the second bag, envy! ] γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Envy! γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Mako:! ] The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty!
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[Blood Knife Ancestor:! The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty!
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[Mei Wenxin: What an ugly monster! Fang Gu was originally a peerless beauty! γ
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The barrage was full of exclamations.
I saw that Mei Fanggu's yellow, black and ugly appearance in the live broadcast room disappeared, and was replaced by a big beauty with a melon seed face, snow-white skin, and a graceful figure.
"This is my mother?"
The dog on the cliff was stunned.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
"I didn't expect your mother to be a big beauty, but yes, if it's an ugly monster, it can't have so much love and hatred!"
Xie Yanke said.
And Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi, both of them are famous masters in the rivers and lakes, and they are not ugly.
What's more, Mei Wenxin was also a famous beauty in the rivers and lakes back then.
"I've regained my looks?"
Mei Fanggu felt that she had changed, but there was not much surprise or excitement.
After all, her disfigurement was not done by others, or she couldn't get along with herself and was disfigured by herself.
"Shi Qing has never loved you, so why can't you get along with yourself!"
Jiang Feng shook his head.
Mei Fanggu is actually very similar to Ying Yue.
They are all strong women.
It's all extreme.
In the original book, Invite Yue rescued Jiang Feng and took care of her, but Jiang Feng secretly got together with her maidservant Hua Yuenu, eloped, and gave birth to a pair of twins.
Invite Yue completely exploded and couldn't accept it.
Her status, martial arts appearance, which point is not better than Huayue Nu?
And she was so good to Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng actually chose a maid and didn't choose her, how could the arrogant Ying Yue accept it?
Therefore, after Jiang Feng and Hua Yuenu died, Ying Yue was still angry, and wanted to let his two sons kill each other, and from time to time pricked his arm with a needle to vent his anger.
However, now under Jiang Feng's acupuncture recuperation, Ying Yue has not blackened and has become better.
At this time, Mei Fanggu is equivalent to the invitation to the moon in the later period.
Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi, her family has strong martial arts, she is proficient in all kinds of skills, and her martial arts appearance and family background are stronger than Min Rou.
But Shi Qing just doesn't like her and likes Min Rou.
In a fit of rage, she snatched Shi Qing Min Rou's son, gave the other party a corpse, and finally ruined her appearance.
It's even more ruthless than the blackened Invite Yue.
"Why? What am I not as good as Min Rou's little ***?"
When Mei Fanggu heard this, she immediately exploded.
"It's because you're so good and strong that Shi Qing doesn't like you!"
Jiang Feng was ready to explain.
In case the plot of the peerless double pride is drawn one day later, he can also use the examples of Mei Fanggu and Shi Qing to defend himself.
"He feels inferior when he is with you, but he won't be with Min Rou, but he's very happy, of course he chooses Min Rou!"
Jiang Feng said.
In the future, even if he chooses Huayue Slave, it is because he is too weak and is not worthy of inviting you to be a big palace master!
Now that I'm stronger, I don't have that kind of problem!
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it!"
Mei Fanggu is still difficult to accept and deceives herself.
[Cheng
True or false: Mei Fanggu really likes Shi Qing, so the delicate little *** that the dog *** said is Min Rou! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: If the dog *** has nothing to do with Shi Qing, why did Mei Fanggu let him go to Min Rou when he scolded the dog ***? Could it be that the dog *** is really the son of Shi Qing and Mei Fanggu? γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I found that Mei Fanggu is still in perfect shape! ] γ
[Tiejianmen Yu Zhenzi: The power of the live broadcast room is so magical, isn't it normal to help Mei Fanggu recover her appearance, and by the way, to recover her body? Like the previous concubine Niangniang used the healing card to restore her appearance, didn't she also recover her perfect body? γ
[Dog***: Mom, who is my dad? Is that Shi Qing? γ
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"I didn't expect Jiang Gongzi to really understand me!"
Shi Qing couldn't help but sigh when he heard Jiang Feng say that he chose Min Rou over Mei Fanggu.
"Senior brother, you really didn't lie to me?"
Min Rou stared at Shi Qing again, more and more suspicious that the dog *** was the son of Shi Qing and Mei Fanggu.
"Senior sister, what do you have to believe?"
Shi Qing said helplessly: "When I find Aunt Mei Fang, I will kill her to avenge Jian'er to prove her innocence!"
Min Rou nodded, staring at Mei Fanggu in the live broadcast room, her eyes full of killing intent.
[The first question ends, and the live broadcast continues.] γ
[Please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions.] γ
As the voice sounded in the live broadcast room, Mei Fanggu, who was still suspicious of life, was pulled back to her position, and everyone took their places.
The original freeze-frame live footage was played again.
in the picture.
Xie Yanke heard the dog *** say not to ask for people, it was strange and disappointed.
"If this little guy really didn't beg me for anything, how could this wish be fulfilled back then? His mother is only afraid that she is a bustling woman, why does her son have to be beaten if he begs her for food? She scolded what "delicate little ***", most of it was because her husband liked the new and abandoned the old and abandoned her, so she was full of evil anger on her son's head. Such are the many fools of the country."
He looked at the dog *** and asked, "Are you a little yell, don't you beg for food and money from others?"
"I never ask for it, I give it to me, and I take it. Sometimes people don't give it, and he turns around and doesn't pay attention, so I take it too, and hurry up."
Xie Yanke smiled: "Then you are not a little scream, you are a thief!"
"What do you mean by a thief?"
"You really don't understand? Or are you pretending to be stupid?"
"Of course I really don't understand, so I asked you. What does it mean to be stupid?"
[Success and wrong: Dog*** is really stupid and cute! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: The dog *** is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very smart, as long as his mother has never taught him this knowledge, he has no chance to learn, so he seems to understand nothing, very stupid! γ
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: What a poor child! γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: When did the murderous Chilian Fairy also overflow with maternal love! ] γ
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: You are a dead Yin thief, I will kill one when I see one! ] γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Coincidentally, a fairy like you, I'll see one and play another! γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: You are a dead Yin thief, don't be embarrassed here, your eyes will be dirty when you see you! ] γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Princess Beauty, you will know my good in the future! ] γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: Don't let me meet you! ] γ
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"Damn Yin thief!"
Princess Changping was extremely angry, and commanded the female guards sent by the emperor to protect her:
"Go find that Yin thief for this palace, this palace will kill him with his own hands!"
"Yes, Princess!"
The female guard hurriedly went down and ordered.
Princess Changping continued to watch the live broadcast.
in the picture.
Xie Yanke glanced at the dog's face a few times, and saw that although his face was full of mud, his eyes were bright and black.
Without any stupidity, he wondered:
"You're not a three-year-old doll, you've lived to be a teenager, why don't you understand anything?"
"My mother doesn't like to talk to me, she says she hates me when she sees me, and often ignores me for ten days or eight days, so I have to talk to Ah Huang. Ah Huang will only listen, not speak, and he will not tell me what a thief is or what is a fool."
Xie Yanke saw that there was no cunning in his eyes, and thought to himself, "This kid didn't scold me around the bend, right?"
"Then you're not going to talk to your neighbors?"
"What do you mean by a neighbor?"
Xie Yanke was bored and said, "The people who live near your house are neighbors."
Dog *** said, "Live near my house? Well, there are eleven big pine trees, and there are many squirrels in the trees, pheasants and hares in the grass, are those neighbors? They only squeak, but they can't speak."
"You've grown so big, haven't you spoken to anyone but your mother?"
"I've been at home in the mountains, I can't get down, I haven't spoken to anyone except my mother. A few days ago, my mother was gone, I fell down the mountain when I was looking for my mother, and then Ah Huang disappeared again, I asked people, where did my mother go, where did Ah Huang go, and they said they didn't know. Does that count as talk?"
Xie Yanke said in his heart: "It turns out that you have lived in a barren mountain all your life, and your mother does not come to pay attention to you, no wonder you don't understand this, you don't understand that."
He said, "That's talking. Then how do you know that silver can buy steamed buns to eat?"
"I've seen people buy it. You don't have any money, I have money, you want it, don't you? I've got you covered."
The dog *** took out the pieces of silver from his bosom and handed them to him.
[Success and wrong: Dog *** is really atmospheric! ] γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Dog *** I don't know that silver can buy steamed buns in addition to other functions! ] γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: The dog *** is really pitiful, he only saw his mother alone before going down the mountain, and his mother didn't wait to see him, and he didn't talk to him for ten days and half a month! γ
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Originally, I thought I was miserable enough, but I didn't expect that the dog *** was more pitiful than me, I have been on a desert island for ten years, at least I have my father and father-in-law, they all like me very much! γ
[Tiejian Menyu Zhenzi: Dog *** is not a father, mother doesn't love it, but you have "two fathers" to love, hehe! γ
[Heavenly Eagle teaches Yin Susu: A dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth! ] γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: I'm really curious about who the father of the dog *** is, so annoying Mei Fanggu, I feel that the dog *** is like she is not her own! γ
[Wu Zhou Di Renjie: Maybe it was really picked up! ] γ
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Everyone is becoming more and more curious about the "mysterious father" of the dog.
Is it Shi Qing or not?
If Shi Qing ......
That's interesting.
in the picture.
Xie Yanke finally reassured at this moment, it seems that the dog *** was not arranged by others to deal with him.
I saw the dog *** ask, "You just said that I am not a little screamer, but a thief. Am I a thief or a thief?"
Xie Yanke smiled slightly and said, "If you ask others for food and silver, and they are willing to give it to you, you are a little screamer." If you ignore people's willingness to give it and secretly reach out and take it, then you are a thief."
The dog *** tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "I never ask people for things, no matter whether they want to give it or not, I just take it and eat it, then I am a thief."
"Yes, you're an old thief."
Xie Yanke was taken aback and said angrily, "What do you call me?"
"Aren't you an old thief? These two swords are obviously not willing to be given to you, but you went to grab them, you are not a child, naturally you are an old thief."
Dog *** righteous words.
Xie Yanke didn't laugh angrily, and said: "The word 'little thief' is a curse, and the word 'old thief' is also a curse, you can't scold me casually."
"Then why are you scolding me?"
[Little boy Yang Guo: Hahaha, dog***
The elder is really awesome, and every time he makes Xie Yanke deflated! γ
[Snow Mountain Pai Bai Zizai: I can't imagine that the dignified skyscraper Xie Yanke can't debate a child, it's really ridiculous! ] γ
[Famous Gongsun Linglong: Dog***, you are very good, promising, come and join my famous family! γ
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On the cliff.
Xie Yanke covered his face.
His reputation was ruined.
Especially the one that happened later, I couldn't bear to look at it directly.
He didn't even dare to look at it.
in the picture.
Xie Yanke smiled, "Okay, I won't scold you. You are not a little thief, you are not a thief, I call you a little doll, you call me old uncle."
Dog *** shook his head and said, "I'm not called Little Doll, I'm called Dog ***."
"The name of the dog *** is not good, your mother can call you, but no one else can call you. Your mother is so weird, how can she call her son a dog***?"
Dog *** said, "Why is dog *** bad? My Ah Huang is a dog. When he accompanies me, I am as happy as you are with me. But when I talk to Ah Huang, it will only scream, but you will also talk."
As he spoke, he reached out and stroked Xie Yanke's back a few times, and his hand was soft and kind, as if he was stroking a dog's back hair.
[Snow Mountain Sect Bai Zizai: Hahaha, do you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my Snow Mountain Faction? ] Today, it turns out that the Ferris monk Xie Yanke is a dog! No, it's better than a dog, a dog can't talk, Xie Yanke can talk! γ
[Success and wrong: worship the elder! ] γ
[Zhou Mu of Jindaozhai: Worship the elder! ] γ
[Snow Mountain Sect Geng Wanzhong: Worship the Elder! ] γ
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The people watching the live broadcast in Jiuzhou laughed.
Du Ziteng!
Dog *** This wave is like touching a dog, and there is no one to touch the back of a smoker.
Xie Yan's guest called the Ferris layman, both good and evil, killing people without blinking.
How many dare to brush his tiger whiskers?
Before you saw it, the people of the Snow Mountain Sect and the Golden Sword Village were in awe of it and did not dare to be presumptuous.
Dog*** This is a record-breaking.
Everyone couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for the dog.
It's just that the dog *** is simply ignorant.
If you change to someone else, you dare to do this to Xie Yanke, and your head will blow up for you.
in the picture.
[C. No.] He was punched to the ground and couldn't move. γ
[D. No.] Someone was caught in the acupoint, and it was difficult to move. γ
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