Chapter 33: Sitting on the Ground and Breaking the Sky, the Devil Fruit Incarnates into a Dragon (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Dog *** and Ding Dang Chapel into the cave room?
Can it be successful?
[Lord Yunluo: I think it will definitely succeed, the dog *** is a pig's foot, Shi Zhongyu is the villain, and he will definitely not be able to grab the pig's foot! ] The beauty is definitely a pig's foot! γ
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: That's not necessarily! ] After all, the dog *** is not the jade in the stone, Ding Dang likes the jade in the stone, and the dog *** will probably not take advantage of the danger of others! γ
[Tiejian Menyu Zhenzi: Dog *** doesn't understand anything, but as a twenty-year-old normal man, he also likes beautiful women, and with Ding Dang and Ding Busan in charge, Dog *** will definitely not refuse! γ
[Success or wrong: So you choose A, and you have entered the cave room with a parent? γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Maybe it's a choice of D, you don't need to worship the church to get married, you can go directly into the cave room, it's simple and trouble-free, I like it the most, Ancestor! ] γ
[Lord Yunluo: Shameless! ] γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: Shameless! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Dog *** is not that kind of person! ] γ
[Shao Min County Lord Zhao Min: Dog*** probably doesn't understand what it means to marry in the church, and he doesn't know what rituals are needed before entering the cave room, and it is not impossible to enter the cave room directly! ] γ
[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Amazing Hung Fairy: The dog *** doesn't understand anything, but Ding Dang and Ding Busan won't understand, although the children of the rivers and lakes are informal, they shouldn't let the dog *** go directly to the cave room without worshipping the church and getting married! γ
[Wei Xiaobao, the general manager of the big house: Maybe something happened halfway, the worship ceremony was gone, and then Ding Dang or the dog *** planted the Qi Yin Hehuan and the like, then it was done! γ
[Tian Boguang, who travels alone: You are a eunuch, you understand it very well! ] Do you usually pick flowers? Can you? γ
[Wei Xiaobao, the general manager of the big house: It's better than you! ] γ
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"Did I get married to the dog *** and entered the cave room?"
Ding Dang's cheeks were flushed, and there was shock in his eyes.
But looking at the appearance of the dog *** that is exactly the same as the jade in the stone, maybe it is really possible.
I feel like I'm going to die!
Live room.
"I'm green?"
Shi Zhongyu frowned and looked at the four answers.
It's for the future.
He can't judge now, either.
If he knew that Ding Dang and the dog *** were married, it was possible to rob the kiss.
But if he didn't know, he wouldn't have gone.
"Do I know?"
"The Changle Gang wants to use me as a scapegoat to deal with the two envoys of Xia Ke Island, I already know it, and I am ready to escape."
"In the live broadcast, I have already escaped, Bei Haishi and they took the dog *** as me, and got the Changle Gang back......
"Since I ran away, I must have run far away, and it shouldn't be in the Changle Gang's sphere of influence, so it's unlikely that I'll go to rob my relatives!"
"If I hadn't robbed my relatives and Ding Busan had presided over the wedding, there shouldn't have been any accidents, right?"
"The dog *** is still a pig's foot, and he has a pig's foot halo to protect his body, and it is estimated that Ding Dang is the woman prepared for him...... It's disgusting!"
Shi Zhongyu was indignant, but in the end he chose option A, and Gou *** and Ding Dang successfully visited the church and entered the cave room.
Although he didn't like this answer, he felt that it was the most likely.
"Any accident is possible, which means that all four answers are possible!"
Haruma Chi frowned:
"Although the dog *** is kind and won't do bad things, he doesn't understand anything, he has no opinions, Ding Busan and Ding Dang let him worship and marry in the cave room, he should not be able to refuse, but if there is an accident......
"In terms of the character of the dog ***, it is most unlikely that he did not worship the church to get married, but he entered the cave room!"
"But looking at the previous question, the most unlikely answer is often the correct answer!"
"The dog *** may be the same type as Xuzhu, and he didn't get married to the church, so he entered the cave room first!"
Kumachi thought about it, decided to make a risky move, and chose option D.
Because he was very impressed with Xuzhu.
Originally, in the future, he was beaten by Xuzhu.
And Xuzhu and Dog *** are stupid, the two of them don't understand anything, but all kinds of hangings are flying.
He thinks that the dog *** may be the same as Xuzhu.
Don't buy tickets.
Hop straight on the bus.
"Although the dog *** is a pig's foot, it doesn't seem to be so easy to hug the beauty......
"Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji, Duan Yu and others have all gone through many hardships, and except for Xuzhu, none of them entered the cave room early!"
"Dog *** definitely can't get in!"
Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu thought from another angle: "If you can't enter the cave room, then you can choose between B and C!"
"Have you ever been married?"
It's a difficult question.
Because anything can happen in between.
Ultimately.
Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu both chose a pleasing one, that is, to worship and get married.
Because they all hate Shi Zhongyu.
So option B was chosen.
Jiang Feng also chose option B.
After everyone finished answering the question, they all looked at Jiang Feng one after another, wanting to know Jiang Feng's answer.
After discovering that Jiang Feng chose B.
Gu Mozhi and Shi Zhongyu sighed in their hearts.
Mei Fanggu and Hua Wanzi were overjoyed.
γEnd of Answering Timeγ
[Correct answer: choose B]
"I chose the wrong one again!"
"Convex!"
Shi Zhongyu couldn't help but burst into foul language, and Gu Mozhi looked depressed. οΌ
Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu were overjoyed.
I saw it in the picture.
Although the dog *** likes Ding Dang, he doesn't want to get Ding Dang under the name of Shi Potian.
He told Ding Busan and Ding Dang.
He's not a rocky one, he's called a dog***.
Dante didn't believe it.
And the evidence was also presented, that is, there was a scar on the bite of the dog ***.
Dog *** was directly stunned when he saw the scar.
When did he have it?
He remembered what he didn't have.
And Ding Busan doesn't care who the dog *** is, he recognizes the person who is the dog ***, no matter what the dog *** is called.
Thereupon.
The dog *** Mi Mi Huhu was taken home by Ding Dang and Ding Busan, put on a wedding dress, and brought to the hall.
I saw eight giant candles lit in the middle, and a red curtain draped over a table of eight immortals in the center.
Ding Busan stood out with a smile and a groan.
As soon as the dog *** stepped into the hall, the three men under the corridor played the flute in unison.
"Ask the bride to come out of the court."
I only heard that Ding Dong was ringing, and two middle-aged women were holding a woman wearing a red silk with her head around her head, and this figure was Ding Dang.
The three women stood on the right side of the dog***.
The candlelight is wet, the blue musk is fragrant, and the dog *** is nonsense in his heart, scared, but he likes it.
A man praised, "Pray God!"
Seeing that Ding Dang had bowed down to the atrium, the dog *** was hesitating, and the man whispered in his ear, "Kneel down and kowtow."
She gave him another gentle nudge on his back.
Dog *** thought to himself, "It seems that I have to worship."
He immediately knelt down and kowtowed a few times.
A woman who was supporting Ding Dang saw that he was in a panic, and couldn't help but snort and laughed.
The man exclaimed, "Bow to the ground!"
Dog *** and Ding Dang turned around and kowtowed inward together.
The man praised, "Greetings, grandpa."
Ding Busan stood in the middle, Ding Dang bowed down first, and the dog hesitated slightly, and then bowed down.
"Husband and wife."
dog
Seeing Ding Dang kneeling sideways towards him, his mind suddenly cleared up, and he said loudly, "Grandpa, Ding Dong, I'm really not the Shi Gang Master, not your Heavenly Brother. You have recognized the wrong person, and you will not ...... in the future Don't blame me."
Ding Busan laughed and said, "This muddy boy, I'm still talking about this! I won't blame you in the future, and I won't blame you always!"
The dog *** said: "Jingle bell, let's talk in the head, let's worship heaven and earth, are we joking, or is it serious?"
Ding Dang was already kneeling on the ground, with red silk on his head, and suddenly heard him ask this sentence, and said with a smile: "Naturally, it is true. This kind of thing...... How can there be ...... What's the joke?"
The dog *** said loudly: "Today you recognized the wrong person, but it's none of my business." In the future, if you come back and twist my ears and bite my shoulders, it will not work!"
All of a sudden, everything was bright in the hall.
Ding Dang couldn't help laughing, Gege, also laughed, and said in a low voice: "I will never regret it, as long as you treat me well and be sincere to me, I ...... Naturally, I'm not going to twist your ears or bite you on the shoulder."
[Lord Yunluo: Dog*** This is scared of being beaten! ] γ
[Success and wrong: The dog *** was beaten by his mother when he was a child, and now he is beaten by Ding Dang! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the dog *** is not against this marriage, but the cave house did not succeed, it seems that there was an accident! ] γ
[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: Could it be that Shi Zhongyu came to rob the kiss, or did Shi Zhongyu enter the cave room first and let the dog *** stay alone in the empty room? ] γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Can you be punished if you enter the cave room first? ] γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: If it's a jade in the stone, you can really do it! ] γ
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Everyone wondered what would happen in the middle.
Keep an eye on the stream.
in the picture.
Dog *** and Ding were sent to the cave house when the husband and wife worshipped and were sent to the cave room.
Dog ***'s heart was pounding, although he didn't understand world affairs, but he also knew that in this way, he and Ding Dang had worshiped heaven and earth and became husband and wife.
He saw Ding Dang sitting upright, with the red silk on his head, and he didn't move, and after a long time, he couldn't think of anything to say, so he said:
"Jingle Bell, don't you get angry with this thing on your head?"
Ding Dang smiled, "It's so tight, you can take it off!"
The dog stretched out two fingers and pinched the corner of the red silk, gently removed it, and under the candlelight, I saw that Ding Dang's face and lips were flushed with rouge, bright and beautiful, and shy.
The dog *** was surprised, stared at her intently, and said, "You...... You're so good-looking."
Ding Dang smiled slightly, a small dimple appeared on his left cheek, and he slowly lowered his head.
At this moment, I suddenly heard Ding Busan say aloud from a high place outside the room: "Tonight is the auspicious time for the little granddaughter to return, where is the visit, you might as well come down and have a glass of happy wine."
[Success or Wrong:! Sure enough, something happened! γ
[Tiejian Gate Yu Zhenzi: The dog *** went to the church to get married, but he didn't enter the cave room, and this kiss was too boring! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: I don't know who is coming? It shouldn't be the jade in the stone, the jade in the stone has low martial arts, and it is not worthy of Ding Busan's solemn treatment! γ
[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: I'm afraid it's someone from the Changle Gang who found it! ] γ
in the picture.
Sure enough, it was Changle who helped Bei Haishi and others.
It turned out that after Hua Wanzi went back, he told Bai Wanjian that Shi Zhongyu (dog ***) was in the Changle Gang, so Bai Wanjian took the snow mountain to send disciples to the Changle Gang to find Shi Zhongyu (dog ***) to take revenge.
Bei Haishi came over to ask the dog *** what to do.
Is peace precious, or leave all the people of the Snow Mountain faction.
And the dog *** and Ding Dang are in the same room, although they like it, but they are also extremely sincere, and they are uneasy, I don't know what the next step will be after the candles in the cave room, thinking that they are not her real "Brother Tian", this "worshipping heaven and earth to get married", in the end, they will inevitably dismantle the diorama, which makes it very embarrassing.
Fortunately, Bei Haishi arrived, just in time to take the opportunity to get out, and the dog *** said, "Yes
So I'll go back and take a look. If they have any misunderstanding, I will honestly explain it to them."
He turned around and said, "Grandpa, jingle bell, I'm going."
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Mako:! ] Dog *** is really stupid, he actually gave up entering the cave room by himself, Lao Tzu really wanted to kill him, and replace him like a cave room! γ
[Ding Dang: You old Yin thief, you are also worthy! ] γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: Little beauty, you wait, sooner or later, one day, Lao Tzu will make you kneel and cry and shout for mercy! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Brother Dog is really a righteous gentleman, and he didn't take advantage of others! Unlike some Yin thieves, their heads grow underneath! γ
[Iron Sword Gate Yu Zhenzi: Are you kid looking for death! ] γ
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"Jian'er is really good, but why is there such a big gap between Yu'er and Jian'er!"
Shi Qing looked at the dog *** and didn't take advantage of the danger to enter the cave room, and he couldn't help but think of Shi Zhongyu while feeling relieved.
They are all compatriots of the same mother, why is Shi Zhongyu so bad.
"Senior brother, since you think that Mei Fanggu raised Jian'er better, then you go and live with Mei Fanggu as a family of three, what else do you want me to do!"
When Min Rou heard this, she couldn't help but be jealous.
In fact, she also knew that Shi Zhongyu was so bad, and there was a reason why she was too favored.
But if your son is not favored, who is she spoiled?
"Senior sister, what are you talking about, I don't blame you, Yu'er has become like this, I am also responsible!"
Shi Qing comforted.
He decided in his heart that when Shi Zhongyu came back, he would definitely discipline him severely.
He continued to watch the live stream.
Fortunately, there was no picture of two brothers fighting for a woman.
in the picture.
Ding Dang, who was in the marriage room, listened to the people outside, and guessed that the reason why the Snow Mountain Sect was so excited about the teacher of guilt must be that his merry husband saw that Hua Wanzi was born beautiful and lighter than her.
Nine times out of ten, he also treated her sideways***, as for what Chen Xiangzhu said, "I didn't even touch her hair", most of them were covering up for the helper, otherwise it would be enough to give back the silver, how could I invite other girls to eat bird's nest to make up for her body?
She wanted to spend candles in the cave room tonight, he actually wanted to rush to meet Hua Wanzi and abandon himself, how could he swallow this breath?
She immediately came out and said to Ding Busan, "Grandpa, there is something in the Shilang Gang, and we want to return to the helm, we can't use the selfishness of our children to mislead him in business. In this way, our ancestors and grandsons will follow Shi Lang and see what great people are in the Snow Mountain Sect."
Although the dog *** wants to avoid the embarrassment in the cave room, he does not want to be separated from Ding Dang, hearing her say this, he was overjoyed and said with a smile:
"Great, wonderful! Jingle bell, you go with me, and grandpa goes too."
Freeze frame.
[This answer, Gu Mozhi and Shi Zhongyu answered incorrectly]
γPlease select a random punishment methodγ
The two chose to draw on their own.
γStart Drawing Random Penaltiesγ
[The random penalties drawn by Hatama are as follows]
[Dharma allergy: As long as you hear chanting the Dharma, you will have a splitting headache, and life is worse than death. γ
"Convex!"
Gu Mozhi vomited blood, he can't be a monk anymore.
In fact, he is a martial idiot, and it doesn't matter if he is a monk or not.
But.
This Dharma allergy obviously gave him an Achilles heel.
Once someone recites the scriptures, he is defeated.
[The random punishment for the jade in the stone is as follows]
[Beauty allergy: Whether it is a woman or a man, as long as there are too many thoughts in the heart, it will itch all over the body, like a thousand little hands scratching and scratching. γ
"Ahh
"It's so itchy!"
A light fell, and Shi Zhongyu suddenly reacted, obviously thinking about a woman, no, it was a man.
[Young Fang Shiyu: This punishment is interesting, the monk is afraid of chanting, and the Yin thief is afraid of beauty. γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Gu Mozhi will have no chance to draw with others in the future, others can't beat him, as long as he recites the scriptures, Shi Zhongyu can escape into the empty door, otherwise the color heart is together, life is better than death! ] γ
[Yin Sect Saint Maiden Wanwan: This punishment is simply too torturous for Shi Zhongyu, but it's also too good, now he can't have bad thoughts about Jiang Gongzi! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Shi Qing Min Rou's Shi Zhongyu is completely abolished, but fortunately, there is still a dog***, but there is no need to re-practice a trumpet! ] γ
[Tiejian Gate Yu Zhenzi: Actually, Poor Dao is willing to help Mrs. Shi practice a trumpet, hehe! γ
[Black and white double sword Min Rou: Shameless! ] γ
[Black and white double sword Shi Qing: Indecent! ] γ
[Ding Dang: It's over, Brother Tian is completely abolished! ] γ
[One day is just three dings: what's so good about Shi Zhongyu's little white face? It's not as good as a dog, it's better to follow a dog than to follow him! γ
[Black and white double sword Min Rou: You Ding family, we can't climb high! ] γ
[One day is just three dings: My granddaughter still can't look down on your two stupid sons! ] γ
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[This time, Hua Wanzi, Mei Fanggu, and Jiang Feng answered correctly. γ
γPlease select a random reward methodγ
The three chose to draw on their own.
γStart Drawing Random Rewardsγ
[The random rewards drawn by Hua Wanzi are as follows]
[Hundred Flowers Zixia Skirt (Divine Soldier): Woven from 10,000-year-old ice silk, it is invulnerable, invulnerable, invasive, and dusty. γ
[Mei Fanggu will draw random rewards as follows.] γ
[Shu Fei (one box): As soft as water, as warm as the sun, Shu Fei comforts your heart, you deserve it. γ
Two rays of light fell.
In Hua Wanzi's hand, a soft and silky purple dress embroidered with flowers appeared.
A large box appeared in front of Mei Fanggu.
Shu Fei has appeared before.
The crowd was not surprised.
Divine soldier-level clothes are also nothing magical.
Everybody didn't care.
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. γ
[Devil Fruit (Fish Fruit, Phantom Beast Species, Green Dragon Form): A special treasure in the world of pirates, all weaknesses have been eliminated, and those who take the fruit can incarnate into a dragon, with the ability to control flames, thunder, lightning, wind, etc., and transform into the legendary dragon posture, which can cause various super-scale attacks that change the world. γ
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