Chapter 95: A Drunk Woman Is Terrible
Although Jingjing is not as good as her sister's drinking, it is definitely not bad, but today, she really can't drink a drop.
Sansan was even more strong, feeling that she was going to fall to the ground at any time.
As a bystander, Qin Feng said, "It's really not good, raise a white flag, don't be ashamed."
Sansan shook her head, she didn't want to say a word at the moment.
She's ready to die to the end, and she can't afford to lose today no matter what.
At this time, Jingjing picked up a chopstick, then dipped a tissue in beer, attached it to the chopsticks, and said with a smile, "You are amazing, I admit defeat."
Qin Feng didn't expect Jingjing to take the initiative to bow her head, and this three-hour battle finally came to an end.
With a relieved smile on her face, Sansan stood up and said to Jingjing, "You drank more than me, you should be counted as winning."
Jingjing also got up, held Sansan's shoulders and said, "Whoever can survive to the end will win, and you win!"
"Whoever drinks more wins, so you win."
"You win."
"You win."
Qin Feng looked at the appearance of the two of them and said in surprise, "Why are you still humble?"
Women are so strange, they may be fighting-for-tat one second, and the next second they can go to the toilet hand in arm.
Qin Feng witnessed the two of them staggering to the bathroom.
"Hey, you're all right, right? Don't fall into the pit." Qin Feng suddenly opened his mouth and said with concern.
Sansan glared at Qin Feng, and Jingjing said even more domineeringly, "I see that you look like a pit."
Qin Feng smiled, Cao Jingjing's mouth is relatively hard, and everything else is quite soft, which is just the opposite of Qin Feng.
Ten minutes later, Sansan returned to his position with Jingjing.
Once they went, they felt half of their blood returned, and sure enough, drinking beer was to release water at any time.
These more than 30 bottles of wine are in the stomach, and Sansan and Jingjing have changed from the original saber rattling to hooking shoulders and backs, I have to say that wine can really shorten the distance between people.
Wine is character, at least at the wine table, the two recognize each other.
Jingjing tidied up her clothes, and then said to Sansan, "Wait a while, let's go to Eryou."
Eryou, that is, the meaning of going to drink the second one.
It's one o'clock in the morning, and Jingjing's sister is already ready for supper, just waiting for Qin Feng to arrive.
Sansan was very tired, she turned her head to look at Qin Feng, and said affectionately, "That's all I can do for you, and then it's up to you."
Qin Feng was a little moved, and held her arm and said, "It's like parting from life and death, no."
"Qin Feng." Sansan suddenly called Qin Feng's name.
"Huh?"
"If I did die, would you remember me?" Sansan looked at Qin Feng affectionately, and tears seemed to flicker in his eyes.
She really drank too much.
Qin Feng nodded and replied, "I've thought about this question many times."
Sansan's affection broke through in an instant, and she frowned and asked, "What? Do you want me to die every day?"
"Haha, no, it's just that I can't sleep at night, and I wonder what I'd do if my best friend suddenly burped? Really, I've thought of a lot of images of you leaving, and I'm going to be sad." Qin Feng said seriously.
Sansan slapped Qin Feng's hand away with a look of disgust, and said, ", you don't sleep this night, do you want me to die?"
"Hahaha, it's not just you......"
Sansan said two words to Qin Feng with lip language, and the first word seemed to start with S.
Yes, this is the Sansan that Qin Feng knows.
When it was time to settle the bill, Qin Feng motioned to Jingjing with his eyes and asked her to go to the front desk to settle the bill.
Jingjing was incredulous and asked, "Shall I go to the checkout?"
"Will you let me go?"
"Can't you be a gentleman? I've drunk all the way." Jingjing suddenly said in a coquettish tone.
When Qin Feng heard this, I lost it, why did I still drink out of the second personality?
However, the general coquettish did not work for Qin Feng at all, Qin Feng said bluntly, "What have you drunk? Get up and take two steps."
"I've got my beer belly out."
"Really?"
"I don't believe you."
Jingjing suddenly lifted her white shirt, then held her breath, puffed out her belly, and the little white belly looked exceptionally beautiful, like a work of art.
This action is enough to prove that Cao Jingjing is almost drunk.
Qin Feng thought of an idea and said to her, "Let's play a game, if you win, I'll go to the checkout, if you lose, you go to the checkout, how about it?"
"Playing games again?"
"Forget it, you've drunk too much, I'd better go check out." As soon as Qin Feng was about to get up, he was grabbed by Jingjing.
"Come on, you have to play, let's talk about the rules."
"Let's just play a simple game of affection." Qin Feng said with a smile.
Jingjing immediately pulled Qin Feng and said, "Who is playing family games with you? Who are you? What is my status?"
When Qin Feng heard this, he immediately imitated Sansan's classic quotations.
"What are you barking at a dog?"
Jingjing immediately broke the defense and almost threw herself into Qin Feng's arms.
Qin Feng hurriedly said, "Sit down, play the game, the rules are very simple, the name of the game is called who cares who is called Dad."
"I'll call you Daddy, this game is too simple." Jingjing smiled and said confidently.
Qin Feng couldn't help but laugh, and took out his mobile phone to simply record the good life.
Qin Feng: "Who cares who calls Daddy?"
Jingjing: "I call you Dad, who is the son?"
Qin Feng: "You are my son, who cares who is the son?"
Jingjing: "Let's ...... Let's two, you call me son."
Good guys, all in the middle!
At the end of the game, Qin Feng motioned for Jingjing to go to the checkout, Jingjing was still confused, and asked, "I lost?"
"I'll send you a video when I go back, believe me, you're the game g."
Jingjing left her seat in disbelief, and paid the bill in a daze, this seafood barbecue cost more than 3,000 yuan, but for Jingjing, it was simply trivial.
Beside Qin Feng, Sansan was already asleep on the table, no wonder he was so quiet just now.
Qin Feng didn't drink, so he could drive.
"You drive her back first, and I'll send you the location later, you come over." Jingjing said to Qin Feng.
"I'll drive you, what's going on for you?"
"I'll let my sister drive over, don't worry, I don't have anything to do."
"In case ......"
"What if? In case a bunch of thugs come later, and then do something to me, big brother, it's a society governed by the rule of law."
"I'm thinking, why don't you get in the car with me? Isn't that faster?" Qin Feng asked.
Jingjing was in a trance for two seconds, then reacted and said, "yes, you're so smart."
"Alas......
Qin Feng returned to the car with Sansan in his arms, and Jingjing was sitting in the co-pilot, Jingjing at this moment felt like the world was spinning.
Qin Feng sat in the driver's seat and reminded, "Fasten your seat belt."
"Okay."
Jingjing pulled out her seat belt and expertly buckled it into Qin Feng's seat.
"Alright, let's go." Jingjing said in a cute and cute voice, this is already the third timbre she has made, it's a pity that this kid doesn't want to be a voice actor.
Qin Feng unbuckled the seat belt, then buckled her again, and ordered in an adult's tone, "Don't move."
"Why don't you move? How can I rest assured that you are driving like this? Why are you shaking your head?"
Qin Feng ignored her and drove the car directly.
In order to make the two of them comfortable, Qin Feng opened the car window slightly, and the cool wind blew Jingjing's long hair, making her look extraordinarily charming.
"Concentrate on driving, don't peek
Me." Jingjing was playing drunken cutely, and said to Qin Feng with her white fingers.
Qin Feng didn't bother to speak, and directly ignored her.
But the more this is the case, the more Jingjing wants to stick to Qin Feng.
"Hey, do you know what love is?" Jingjing looked at Qin Feng with a deep face and asked.
Qin Feng responded coldly: "Love is not love, I don't know, it's two hundred in the car."
"Damn, you're realistic." Jingjing snorted coldly.
But when I think about it, no, this is my car. new
After another moment, Jingjing yawned and said, "From the side, you are still quite handsome, if you are my brother-in-law, you can barely qualify."
Qin Feng cut coldly: "Barely qualified? I'm sorry, but you don't meet my requirements for my sister-in-law."
These words instantly made Cao Jingjing sleepy, and Cao Jingjing even wanted to unbuckle her seat belt.
"What do you want from my sister-in-law, I'll hear it." Jingjing said imposingly.
"Just know how to heat it." Qin Feng replied simply.
"What's so hard about hot dishes, I'll do it too, why don't you just put the dishes in the microwave?"
"When I say hot food, I don't mean hot food as you understand it."
Jingjing had a question mark on her face and said, "What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting to say it."
「……」
More than ten minutes later, Qin Feng drove the car to the piano shop, and Qin Feng got out of the car with Sansan in his arms.
Let's just say, drunk people are very heavy, don't look at Sansan is less than a hundred catties, Qin Feng hugged her to the third floor, and felt that her waist was going to be wasted.
Qin Feng put her on the bed and raised her pillow.
At this time, Sansan suddenly opened his eyes, startling Qin Feng.
"I'm scared to death, why did you wake up?" Qin Feng asked.
Sansan said two words and wanted to vomit.
"I'll help you to the bathroom."
Qin Feng helped Sansan to the bathroom, Sansan was lying on the side of the toilet, acting very painfully, she wanted to vomit several times, but she couldn't vomit, Sansan cried urgently.
This was the first time Qin Feng had seen her cry, and she cried pitifully.
Qin Feng has a special habit, every time he sees a beautiful woman crying, he wants to laugh.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'll be with you, it's okay."
Originally, it was super warm, but because Qin Feng said the words with a smile, the scene became very funny.
Sansan pinched Qin Feng's waist while shedding tears, and said, "You seem to have some serious illness."
"Don't cry, don't cry, in this way, can I help you induce vomiting?" Qin Feng said with a smile.
"How can you help?"
"It's best to find something hard and poke it in the throat. Do you have one in your house?" Qin Feng asked.
"I don't have it at home, do you have it in you?" Sansan looked at Qin Feng.
"I have it, but I can't give it to you."
"Then what kind of are you talking about?" Sansan was a little anxious.
There was no way, Qin Feng could only resort to one last move.
"Come, look at me." Qin Feng squatted down and said.
Qin Feng put his finger to his throat, and then made a gesture of vomiting, and he also had his own dubbing.
"Vomit...... ...... vomit."
Now, Sansan has learned thoroughly.
After her vomiting, Sansan was much more comfortable, two words, happy!