Chapter 13 Yunluo County Lord Death, Easy to Handle, Full Level Iron Crotch Gong (Ask for a Monthly Pass)
Daming Palace.
"Bastard!"
"What are you eating?"
"A bunch of trash!"
Seeing this question, Zhu Houzhao was furious, although he didn't know the answer yet, but whether it was Princess An Ning being robbed or the Queen Mother being robbed, it was a great shame for him.
Especially the Queen Mother.
If the Queen Mother is robbed, the impact will be great!
All the palace maids and eunuchs were prostrate on the ground, trembling, and they didn't dare to breathe.
Zhu Houzhao reorganized the defense of the palace, and the forbidden army responsible for the security of the palace and the person in charge of the second factory in the east and west were all punished.
And the live broadcast room has been boiling.
[Emperor Yang Guang of the Great Sui: Zhu Houzhao, it seems that the defense of your palace is not good, maybe one day you yourself will be robbed or wiped your neck! γ
[Emperor Kublai Khan: I think it must be the Queen Mother who was robbed, maybe Zhu Houzhao did it on purpose, after all, he didn't want to have a Queen Mother on his head. γ
[Emperor Zhu Houzhao of the Ming Dynasty: A bunch of nonsense! ] γ
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I don't know who is so bold that he dares to go to the palace to rob people? γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: I guess it must be Princess An Ning who was robbed, because Cheng Shifei saw the scene of the robbery, and he will definitely be able to rescue people in the future, come to a hero to save the beauty, become a horse, and reach the peak of life is just around the corner! γ
[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Amazing Rainbow: This is a bad statement! ] I guess it must be the Queen Mother who was robbed, and Cheng Shifei rescued the Queen Mother in the future, and directly got the mother-in-law, and then it was just around the corner to become a concubine! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I guess Cheng is hiding in the palace, and when the owner of the palace, Lord Yunluo or Princess Changping, comes back, he will definitely bathe as soon as possible, so that Cheng Shifei can feast his eyes, and finally the two of them will rescue the Queen Mother together, and Cheng Shifei will succeed in becoming a concubine and walking to the pinnacle of life! γ
[Male lady: Bathing is a must! ] It's like Duan Tianya and Shangguan Haitang went to check Princess Lixiu's virtual time, didn't they just see Princess Lixiu bathing? γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: So Zhu Houzhao is already green? γ
[Xiong Niangzi: Which emperor doesn't have a gentle prairie above his head? Although the eunuch has no tools to be a eucalyptus, but the desire for a woman in his heart is no less than that of a complete man, those queens, concubines, all like to let the eunuchs serve to bathe and change clothes, tsk, maybe those concubines who have been out of favor for a long time will let the eunuchs take tools to help them! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: What tools do you want? It's okay to have hands! γ
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"Damn Yin thief, you must die!"
Zhu Houzhao was angry in his heart.
It's not just Zhu Houzhao.
The other emperors were similarly constipated.
An idea suddenly popped up in their hearts, is it impossible to use eunuchs in the harem?
Especially now with the appearance of the live broadcast room.
There are more and more ways to restore completeness.
It's hard to guarantee which eunuch will recover.
It will be in the harem......
I don't dare to think about it.
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Jiangfu.
"Yun Luo, the palace that Cheng Shifei hid in seems to be your residence!"
As Yun Luo's good sister, An Ning is very familiar with Yun Luo's palace and recognizes it at a glance.
"Will it be your colt in the future?"
"I don't like that little gangster who is right and wrong, he looks ugly and doesn't know a few big characters, he is far worse than Brother Jiang Feng!" β¦.
Yun Luo pursed her lips, with Jiang Feng Zhuyu in front of her, she didn't have a good impression of right and wrong now.
"You said he wouldn't really see you bathing when he arrived, did he?"
An Ning teased.
"How is that possible?"
The Yunluo County Lord clenched his fists: "Dare to peek, see if I don't blow his dog's head!"
Although it is ruthless.
But Yun Luo was a little apprehensive in her heart, she wouldn't really be spied on, right?
Didn't she die with the society?
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Live room.
"That's Yunluo's residence, B and D can be excluded!"
Princess Changping looked at the remaining two answers, and thought:
"Is it the queen mother or peace that has been robbed?"
"No, Anning's dormitory is not over there, it must have been robbed by the queen mother!"
Princess Changping relied on her familiarity with the layout of the palace, and quickly came up with an answer and chose option A.
Cho Jeong-chun was also familiar with the Imperial Palace, so he also chose option A.
Shangguan Haitang and Gu Santong are not familiar with each other, so they can only guess by themselves.
"Cheng is a pig's foot, and now he has obtained the martial arts of the ancient three links, but it is very difficult to become a concubine, unless he gets the queen mother!"
"And if you want to get rid of the Queen Mother, what is better than saving the Queen Mother's life?"
Shangguan Haitang locked the two options A and B.
"But is this palace the lord of Yunluo, or the princess of Changping?"
"Although Princess Changping is with Jiang Gongzi now, it should be impossible to be with Jiang Gongzi in the future!"
"Princess Changping was selected into the live broadcast room, most of them have something to do with pig's feet, it must be her!"
Thinking of this, Shangguan Haitang confidently chose option B.
Gu Santong thought about it similarly.
According to previous experience, most of the lucky viewers who were selected to answer the questions in the live broadcast room were the key figures in the live broadcast.
Princess Changping was chosen, which has a lot to do with right and wrong.
He also chose option B.
Meantime.
Gu Santong faintly had a bold guess in his heart, and Cheng was likely to be his and Su Xin's son.
Based on the experience of previous live streams.
He and Zhu ignored the first appearance, and they were generally elders with pig's feet, such as Zhang Cuishan and Jiang Feng.
And pig's feet are generally their sons, such as Zhang Wuji, Hua Wuji, and Xiaoyuer.
Zhu ignored the absence of a son.
Cheng Shifei and the neighbor Cheng sister-in-law who was entrusted by Su Xin at the beginning have the same homonym and surname, and it is very likely that he is his son.
It's just that it's impossible to know for sure right now.
Everyone finished answering the question.
Finding that Jiang Feng and Princess Changping both chose option A, Shangguan Haitang and Gu San informed that they had answered wrong!
Really.
γEnd of Answering Timeγ
[Correct answer: choose A]
I saw it in the picture.
The lord of Yunluo walked into the palace, and the maid and slave took off her cloak and lay comfortably on the chair.
"What was going on outside?"
Lord Yunluo asked.
"I heard there were assassins!"
"Assassins? Okay, I'm going to grab a few and have some fun!"
The county lord of Yunluo jumped up suddenly, his eyes full of excitement, and he was about to go out to catch the assassin.
"County Lord, it's been so long, the assassin must have already run away!"
The little slave hurriedly stopped the Yunluo County Lord.
"What a disappointment!"
Yun Luo was dissatisfied: "I thought there were a few assassins out there, and they could be caught and played!" β¦.
"Why did you run away so quickly?"
Cheng Shifei hid behind and stretched out his head to take a look:
"County Lord?"
"It turned out to be the sister of Emperor Lao Tzu!"
"No wonder it's so pretty!"
"If you give me a wife, then you will be happy!"
[Blood Knife Ancestor: Boy, yes, have a vision! ] γ
[Male lady: Don't be afraid, go straight up! ] γ
[Ding Xiu: This girl is good, very moist! ] γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: Cheng is so direct, it seems that the lord of Yunluo County must be an official match! ] γ
[Lord Yunluo: Hmph, who is the official match with him! ] γ
[Fairy Yang Yan: Cheng Shifei appears here at this time, and he will definitely be regarded as an assassin, and I don't know how he will get out of trouble next
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I saw it in the picture.
When the county lord of Yunluo heard that the assassin had run away, and saw Cao Zhengchun's people again, he said indignantly:
"Does this county lord need the protection of Cao Zhengchun's yin and yang gelding?"
"You two come here!"
The county lord of Yunluo called the two eunuchs of Dongchang forward and asked, "Do I need the protection of Cao Gelding?"
"Ah...... This ......."
"Say!"
Lord Yunluo shouted.
"The villain doesn't dare to talk about it!"
The two eunuchs knelt directly.
They don't dare to say such things.
"The lord of this county, there are many masters with great martial arts!"
The county lord of Yunluo walked around the two of them and said:
"Shaolin, Wudang, Emei, everything!"
"This Cao gelding dog, relying on himself to practice Tongzigong for a few years, can be invulnerable!"
"Hmph, what's the big deal!"
"Although the sword and gun can be invulnerable, they may not be able to block our family's internal strength!"
A little eunuch raised his head and said flatteringly: "The county lord is really well-informed, but our father-in-law Cao's qigong has been practiced to the peak, and I heard that even the inner family qigong can't be entered!"
"Oh, so you two are also from Dongchang, and Cao Zhengchun has also taught you a lot of kung fu!"
The county lord of Yunluo looked at them with ill-intentioned eyes: "It just so happens that I have itchy hands today, so accompany me through two moves!"
The faces of the two little eunuchs changed.
Not to mention that they can't beat Yun Luo, even if they can, they don't dare to do anything with Yun Luo.
A eunuch hurriedly said, "County Lord, although we are under Gonggong Cao, we are all learning to dance and write and make ink, and we will only prepare the four treasures of the study room for the master!"
"Okay then, then you can practice a few words with me!"
"Okay, let's get ready!"
The two little eunuchs were overjoyed.
The next moment.
The county lord of Yunluo grabbed a small eunuch, pressed his head into the inkpool, and then used the person as the pen and the head as the front to write directly.
"The county lord spares his life!"
As the county lord of Yunluo waved the body of the little eunuch, he set up a drawing board on the side and wrote 'A generation of heroic females, four big characters.'
"Not bad!"
Lord Yunluo nodded with satisfaction and threw the little eunuch out in his hand.
Another little eunuch caught it, and when he saw the county lord of Yunluo looking at him, he begged for mercy in horror: "County lord, spare your life!"
"What kind of man is you, what kind of man's husband!"
"The county lord said it well, we eunuchs are not men's husbands at all!" The little eunuch cried. β¦.
"You're so bold to talk back to me!"
The county lord of Yunluo turned to the other side of the drawing board and said, "Okay, I'll write it with you: it's not a man!"
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Will play!] γ
[Male lady: These eunuchs don't have the tools to talk back, if the county lord wants to, the villain is willing to do it for him! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I like this character! ] γ
[Flying Bat Ke Zhen Evil: Although the eunuchs in the East Factory are not good things, it is too inhumane to write with people! ] γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: The eunuchs of Dongchang do not deal with the county lord, and it is natural for the county lord to bully them! ] γ
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"Ah, I feel like I'm going to die!"
The county lord of Yunluo looked at the live broadcast, and couldn't help covering his face, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
in the picture.
Cao Zhengchun came outside and said that an assassin had broken into the palace and asked about Yunluo's situation.
"It's okay, the county lord is practicing words to dissipate his anger!"
Cao Zhengchun was about to leave, but he heard the voice of the little eunuch inside, and hurriedly rushed in with someone.
I saw the two little eunuchs lying on their stomachs on the ground.
There are four big words written on the middle board:
"Gelding, go!"
Cao Zhengchun's face changed slightly, and he looked at the two little eunuchs on the ground:
", useless thing!"
The two little eunuchs didn't dare to stay for a long time, so they hurriedly left.
"The county lord's martial arts are world-renowned, it seems that the assassin does not dare to offend the county lord Feng Wei, the slave is too worried, and he takes his leave!"
Cao Zhengchun led people away in ashes.
"County Lord, you write these words, it's scared to death!"
Seeing Cao Zhengchun leaving, the little slave hurriedly stepped forward and said.
"Hmph, this Cao Zhengchun is becoming more and more arrogant, if I don't go out to catch a few assassins to show his majesty, his arrogance will only become more and more arrogant!"
After the county lord of Yunluo finished speaking, he suddenly heard Cheng Shifei hit a screen behind him, and immediately jumped up, grabbed Cheng Shifei's shoulder, and smashed him on the table.
Then he crossed his waist and stared at right and wrong.
"How can there be this, the big girl stares at people!"
Cheng was horrified by the fact that he was looking at it, and said sharply: "Are you a nymphomaniac, the girls in the palace are like this, looking at men without blinking!"
"What crazy are you assassins, I'll have you arrested!"
"No, I'm not an assassin, I'm just passing through!"
"Passing through your realm? Who are you? And what's the tattoo on your hand?"
Yun Luo looked at the tattoo on Cheng Shifei's arm and was a little curious.
"This ...... Say you're shaking your might, and say you're a generation of heroes, and even I don't know?"
Cheng Shifei flickered and said: "I am nicknamed Boxing the Four Seas, Kicking Kyushu Island, Yushu Linfeng, Fascinated by Thousands of Girls, Explosive Zha, the First of the Top Ten Handsome Men, Martial Arts Living Dictionary, Weilong Hero Cheng Right and Wrong!"
"Hmph, these tattoos on my hands are the martial arts cheats of various major sects!"
"Now your uncle and I'm a little hungry, if you can feed me, I'll be happy and I can teach you a trick and a half!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: No, no, is the county lord of Yunluo being fooled like this? γ
[Lord Yunluo: Nonsense! How could the county lord be fooled by him! γ
[Blood Knife Ancestor: I just want to know, is this feeding serious? γβ¦.
[Male lady: It must be dropped! ] γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Quickly prepare abalone and sea cucumbers, it's really not okay to have big white steamed buns! ] γ
[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Thrilling Rainbow: There is the skill of the ancient three links, although it is not very possible to play it now, but it is not a problem to defeat the county lord of Yunluo, and when he defeats the county lord of Yunluo, he must be able to fool him!] γ
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Really.
in the picture.
The county lord of Yunluo didn't believe in Cheng right and wrong, and she caught Cheng right and wrong with one move just now.
Cheng said that he was testing the lord of Yunluo.
The lord of Yunluo County should compete with right and wrong.
"Come, come!"
The two of them compared, and they didn't know how to move, and they were knocked to the ground in a few moves.
Accept right and wrong.
Second round.
Lord Yunluo kicked Cheng Shifei's ass and hit the dresser.
"Where is Emei's martial arts?"
Cheng right and wrong immediately looked for it in the martial arts of various factions on his body.
"And say it's amazing? You can't stop it with one move!"
The Yunluo County Lord sneered.
Cheng ignored the right and wrong, looked for martial arts by himself, and the next moment suddenly saw Emei's martial arts in the mirror, and immediately used it with confidence.
Outcome.
Syllable!
Syllable!
The county lord of Yunluo directly gave him two *** pockets.
"How so?"
Cheng Shifei looked confused, but then reacted, and the mirror he looked at just now was the opposite.
He came back to Yun Luo.
This time.
After a few rounds of right and wrong, open the bow left and right and give it directly
The left and right cheeks of the county lord of Yunluo came to *** pocket!
Cheng Shifei looked excited.
Then.
The county lord of Yunluo covered his swollen face and suddenly laughed.
"Neurological ......"
Cheng was taken aback.
"Well, no one has ever hit me!"
"Come again!"
[Blood Knife Ancestor: It turns out that the county lord is like this, Ancestor I like it! ] γ
[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: This kind of girl, Lao Tzu likes it the most! ] γ
[Male Lady: Personality! ] γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: Envy and jealousy! ] Not only did he get the lifelong skills of the ancient three links, but he also engraved the secrets of martial arts all over his body, and he couldn't beat it and take a look at it at any time, he was so happy! γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: Not only happiness, there is also a county lord who can handle it at will, envy and jealousy! ] γ
[Yin Sect Saint Wan Wan: Is this serious? γ
[Jin Zhuliu: A serious book! γ
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Daming Palace.
"What a system!"
"It's so presumptuous!"
The queen mother and the emperor were angry with their chests, and the dignified county lord was slapped by a gangster.
What's even more infuriating is that I was very happy afterwards.
"It's over!"
"The county lord is dead!"
"It's all right and wrong, that dog thing, this county lord must blow his dog head!"
Yunluo County advocated tooth and claw, and was angry.
And then the more infuriating ones are yet to come.
in the picture.
The lord of Yunluo County used a grappling hand and grabbed Cheng Cheng's arm.
Crying out in pain, Cheng Fei saw the Shaolin muscles and bones on his arm, and he was immediately overjoyed, and used it directly, twisting the arm of the Yunluo County Lord with his backhand, and pressing the Yunluo County Lord on the table. β¦.
"It hurts!"
"It hurts, let me go!"
"Let go of me!"
The little slave hurriedly ran over and said, "I'll go out and call someone to help!"
"Don't!"
"I can't...... No one can see me like this!"
Lord Yunluo hurriedly said.
"That's right, a generation of young females was beaten by her husband, and she couldn't move, and she was mistaken by her tendons and bones!"
Cheng Shifei mocked: "It's really shameless!"
"You still don't let go!"
"Then you call me a good husband!"
"You're not afraid that I'll kill your head!"
"You don't want to be known, and you're not my opponent, how can you kill my head?"
"One day, I'll kill your head while you're not on your guard!"
"Then you have to accompany me every day, make Uncle Ben happy, and let me give you a chance to kill your head, how about it!"
"Doesn't that mean this sentence will come true?"
"Which one?"
"What a husband!"
"You're called, good!"
[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: Seeing this, I suddenly thought of Yang Guo's routine Huo Du at the Hero Conference! Call yourself a little brute! γ
[Dayuan Prince Huo Du: You little brute, looking for death! ] γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: I'm curious, why does Cheng Fei use the martial arts directly after taking a look at the martial arts on his body? γ
[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Amazing Hung Fairy: In fact, these martial arts, the ancient three links have been passed on to him, but he can't use them himself, the martial arts engraved on his body are equivalent to passwords, and when he sees the password, the martial arts will naturally be used! γ
[Yangzhou Shuanglong Xu Ziling: This is also too cool, it is even more awesome than the hanging of the virtual bamboo, and the virtual bamboo has to practice hard by itself! γ
[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the county lord is being pinched to death! ] The colt has nothing to run! γ
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"It's right or wrong!"
"Dare to tease this county
Lord, the lord of this county must blow his head off!"
Yunluo County's chest rose and fell.
Chest pain.
After practicing martial arts at Jiang Feng's house for a month, her strength has changed dramatically.
She has a lot of talent in her own right.
Another martial idiot.
It's just that in the palace before, those people were perfunctory to her, playing with her, and didn't pass on her real martial arts at all.
So.
Her martial arts skills are so scumbag.
And here in Jiang Feng, not only do they have all kinds of peerless martial arts, but the wine Jiang Feng usually drinks is spirit wine, and he has a huge helper in practicing martial arts.
[I have known an old book friend for ten years to recommend to me to chase books, @
To the random penalties are as followsγ
[Begonia flowers bloom. γ
Seeing these two punishments, Gu Santong and Shangguan Haitang were a little puzzled.
The next moment.
Two rays of light fell.
In front of everyone's eyes, Gu Santong turned directly from an old man to a six-year-old child.
Everyone suddenly realized that this was the truth. Undefeated urchin.
He's really a naughty boy.
I will see Su Xin in the future.
I can only eat it.
And a red begonia flower appeared in the center of Shangguan Begonia's eyebrows, like a birthmark.
Shangguan Haitang seemed to feel something.
She reached out and touched it.
But there was no trace of it.
"Begonia, you have an extra flower in the center of your eyebrows, but don't worry, it looks good, not only is it not ugly, but it also adds a bit of charm!"
Princess Changping looked at Shangguan Haitang and said.
"I see!"
Shangguan Haitang suddenly, it turned out that the punishment for the begonia blossom was this, and it was quite acceptable.
At least it should look better than the previous pacification of the world.
[Old naughty boy Zhou Botong: Hahaha, undefeated naughty boy, I thought you might harvest a milk baby, but I didn't expect you to become a milk baby yourself, you can let your son raise you, interesting and interesting! ] γβ¦.
[Little boy Yang Guo: The undefeated naughty boy has become a real naughty boy! ] γ
[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Amazing Rainbow: Zhou Botong and Gu Santong's heart is a naughty boy, if they keep the body of a naughty boy all the time, they will not do those irresponsible things! ] γ
[Amorous son Hou Xibai: The punishment of the Begonia Fairy is a reward, not only is it not ugly, but it looks more like a fairy in the sky! ] γ
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Dragon Guard.
"Gu Santong has become a six-year-old naughty boy!"
Zhu ignored seeing this scene, and was secretly happy in his heart.
A little kid, you can't compete with him anymore.
You can't snatch it back to be a nurse, right?
[This time, Li Cuiyu, Jiang Feng, and Cao Zhengchun answered correctly. γ
γPlease select a random reward methodγ
The three chose to draw on their own.
γStart Drawing Random Rewardsγ
[Li Cuiyu will draw random rewards as follows]
[A box of lace coats: all kinds of colors, all kinds of styles, everything, there is always one, suitable for you! ] γ
A light fell.
A box appeared in front of Princess Changping.
Looking at this box, Princess Changping's cheeks turned red.
For this thing.
She's no stranger.
Jiang Feng likes them to wear them for him to play with the most.
"Here you go!"
Princess Changping kicked the box in front of Jiang Feng, and Jiang Feng easily accepted the space ring.
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows]
[Golden Light Mantra: Heaven and Earth Xuanzong, Wan Qi Root. Cultivating hundreds of millions of eons of eons proves my supernatural powers. Taoist magic skills, offensive and defensive integration, powerful. γ
[Cao Zhengchun draws random rewards as follows]
[Full-level Iron Crotch Gong: Invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable, mom no longer has to worry about me being injured below!] γ
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Mo San Gongzi