Chapter 1 Chop your hands if you don't get along
Morning.
Ding Yi woke up in a flurry of alarm bells.
He impatiently turned off the alarm clock and just wanted to roll over and go back to sleep.
Suddenly realizing that something was wrong, he sat up from the bed abruptly.
After looking at his surroundings, Ding Yi was stunned.
Who am I? Where am I?
Immediately afterwards, a flood of memories that did not belong to me flooded into my brain.
Ding Yi, 21 years old, whose parents died, made a living by selling meat and steamed buns.
Eighteen years ago, the barrier between the human world and the demon world was broken, and countless demon seeds invaded the human world.
He once applied for Hua Yanguo's Exorcism Academy, but he was rejected because of his qualifications.
In the end, I barely studied in the exorcism training class in the county for half a year.
Now in the name of an assistant manager of the Sanshui District Exorcism Squadron, he makes a living by selling meat and buns.
Demon Seed? Exorcism?
Isn't this a story from a web novel in a previous life?
I didn't expect it to be true in a parallel world.
Doesn't the book say that there are various systems for traversing?
Where's my system?
Ding Yi checked his body.
Except for a little familiarization with this body that doesn't belong to him, there is nothing to gain from the rest.
"This is a world with demons, there is no decent system, and there is a fart for crossing over."
The excitement of just crossing turned into frustration.
"If you don't sell meat buns for a day, see how you marry a wife?"
"If you don't sell meat buns for two days, see how you live in the future?"
The alarm clock was changed to voice this time.
This was recorded by the original Ding Yi for fear of being lazy.
If the alarm is interrupted for the first pass, this is the second pass.
No father and no mother, all on their own.
It seems that every world is the same, money is the courage of the poor, and no one has anything to do with no money.
Ding Yi patted his face.
What's so great about demons? It's a big deal to die again.
So I got up and made noodles and turned on the fire to stew meat.
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The first rays of sunlight woke up the sleeping city of Los Angeles.
The ancient city road has long been crowded with people.
"Boss, bring me one, fat not thin, one bun and two portions of meat."
"Gotcha! Spicy food? β
"No, isn't there less chili meat? Don't think I don't understand. β
Ding Yi was almost angry, chili peppers are more expensive than meat, you know a fart!
Glancing at the five or six people in the back row.
I feel a sense of accomplishment.
I didn't expect it to be sold for more than 1,000 yuan in one morning.
I knew that selling meat and buns made so much money, and in my previous life, I was a white-collar worker who pretended to be a fart every day.
In addition to his bright appearance, his pocket is cleaner than his face.
"Boss, bring me two, one wants steamed buns without meat, and the other asks for meat without buns."
Before Ding Yi could agree, a girl who was drinking soy milk in the back sprayed directly.
"Ahem, big brother, can you not come out and be funny when people are drinking?"
The eldest brother who asked for meat buns was sprayed with soy milk on the back of his head for no reason.
The girl is very beautiful, but her mouth is also really damaged.
Just about to reason with the beauty, Ding handed over a meat bun.
"Big brother, can you see what you want?"
The eldest brother took a look at it and immediately swallowed his saliva.
"It's so agreeable."
As he spoke, he threw the six dollars of change into the box where he received the money.
γDing! Congratulations to the owner for reaching the system activation conditions, is it bound to the meat clip demon system? γ
A mechanical and electronic sound sounded in Ding Yi's mind.
What is due has come after all.
But what the hell is the Meat Clamp Demon System?
Despite the doubts in his heart, Ding Yi chose yes without hesitation.
[The Meat Clip Demon system has been bound, please select the career orientation development path. γ
As the prompt sounded, a floating screen appeared in Ding Yi's mind.
"Good guy, a meat sandwich demon system and career development planning?"
Ding Yi thought in his heart, three choices had already appeared on the big screen.
[1. Exorcist Sage: Cook meat with your own flesh and blood, and eat the demon seed, which can purify the soul of the demon seed and give up the small family for everyone. γ
[2. Exorcist spellmaster: pinch and chant spells, use bread as paper, and meat as a charm, and you can chase demons thousands of miles away. γ
[3. Exorcist Fighter: Life and death are downbeat, if you don't accept it, you will do it, I respect the three feet in front of the stall, and I have the heart of slaying demons in the bun. γ
The exorcist saint is too, feeding the tiger with his body is the work of the Buddha, and I am not so selfless.
The exorcist sounds good, but I'm an assistant and I'm chasing demons thousands of miles away.
Thank goodness the devil doesn't run after me.
There was only one last option left in Ding's eyes.
In his previous life, he lived carefully, and his leaders didn't dare to mess with him, and his colleagues couldn't mess with him.
When you go out to run errands, you look at other people's faces every day.
It's hard to cross over, so why don't I have to be arrogant.
I choose the exorcist fighter.
As Ding Yi's selection is completed, the system data is displayed on the screen.
Name: Ding Yi.
Age: 21 years old.
Occupation: Meat sandwich stall owner.
Side hustle: Exorcism coordinator (supernumerary temporary worker).
Exorcism points: 0.
Exorcism tool: An iron-headed kitchen knife.
Note: Kill demons, hurt people, remove demon roots, use good self-interest and benefit others, and don't use it well to squat in prison.
Exorcism Skill: Fleshy and tasteful.
Note: Cut the meat with an iron-headed kitchen knife, and the meat flavor can attract the magic seed within a radius of five meters from the stall to order.
Ding Yi looked at the information panel, and his head was big.
What the hell is an ironhead kitchen knife?
If it sounds good, it hurts people and gets rid of the root of the devil, and if it sounds bad, it means cutting people.
If you hack someone to death by mistake, you have to go to jail, this is a pit!
That's what I'm embarrassed to call an exorcist fighter!
It's clear that the law-blind thugs are good or not!
Ding Yizheng scolded his mother in his heart! I felt a hand shaking in front of me.
Ding came back to his senses and found that the beautiful woman who had just sprayed soy milk was waving her hands in front of his eyes.
"Boss, haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? Harazi flow is so long. β
Ding Yi hurriedly pulled the corners of his mouth with his hand.
There really is a Harazi.
"Beauty, what do you want?"
Ding Yi said as he took out a piece of meat from the pot and put it on the board, and then used the kitchen knife that the system had just rewarded to split the meat in half.
The beauty watched Ding Yigang wipe the saliva from his mouth with his hand.
I felt sick and was about to leave!
Suddenly I saw the meat on the board, and I couldn't take my eyes off it anymore.
At the same time, it was like a burst of embankment, flowing from the corners of both mouths.
"I want two, one wants meat instead of buns, and the other also wants meat but not buns."
The beauty's voice also became sharper.
γDing! Find a hungry demon, ask the owner to prepare to get rid of the demon. γ
[Complete the exorcism task to reward 50,000 points.] γ
Ding Yi immediately came to his senses, he didn't expect the system to be so generous, and he scored 50,000 points as soon as he made a shot.
Points are a good thing, either they can be exchanged for some strange items, or they can upgrade skills.
He stared at the beautiful woman in front of him, and Harazi flowed out again.
The people in the back queue are already looking stupid.
"Boss, can you talk about hygiene?"
"It's not like that, there is a shortage of women to find one in Blossom Lane."
"Gwoon~~ I don't want to eat it, you don't feel disgusted, you can eat!"
Ding Yi is now thinking about how to take down this hungry demon.
The beauty couldn't wait anymore when she looked at the meat on the board, so she went straight to grab it.
Ding Yi held the kitchen knife in his hand and weighed it again.
Raise the knife and chop it towards the beautiful woman's slender jade hand.