Chapter 145: He pretended to be there again
Li Lingjia's visit to 502 really scared Li Jing and the others enough, and the brothers panicked and hurriedly cleaned up their own one-third of an acre.
"Brother Jie, where's your French perfume? Quickly take it out and spray it to disperse the smell." Li Jing said anxiously.
"Good, good."
Zhao Haojie hurriedly took out his expensive French perfume,Usually he is reluctant to spray,Now it's spraying,It's like spraying pesticides。
The knocking on the door was getting louder and louder, and Li Lingjia outside the door seemed to be unable to wait.
"Okay, okay? I'm going to open the door." Qin Feng reminded his roommate.
"Minute by minute, I'll take my panties away." Li Jing hurriedly rushed to the balcony and put away his underwear and socks.
Outside the door, Li Lingjia's patience was gradually worn out, and his eyes became more and more cold.
"I'll buy him a gift, and we'll deliver it to the door in person?" Li Lingjia said with a sneer.
Jiang Xiaqing comforted: "Don't worry, Jiajia, we came to visit, it's really a bit sudden, they may be cleaning up."
As soon as the words fell, Qin Feng unlocked the door.
"Come in." Qin Feng said.
Jiang Xiaqing was a little impatient, but before entering the house, Li Lingjia grabbed her.
"What's wrong? Jiajia." Jiang Xiaqing asked.
Li Lingjia handed Jiang Xiaqing a mask, smiled and said, "Wear it, otherwise you will be poisoned."
Facts have proved that Li Lingjia's judgment was correct.
Men's bedroom, if there is no taste, then it is still called a men's bedroom.
The two school flowers came to the 502 dormitory, and Guo Tao, the head of the dormitory, led Li Jing and others to stand in a row and applaud in unison to express a warm welcome.
Li Jing motioned to Qin Feng with his eyes and asked him to join in, but Qin Feng shook his head and refused.
"You're really good enough to put things on the table, do you know how much these two graphics cards weigh?" Li Lingjia threw the two top 3090T graphics cards to Qin Feng and said menacingly.
"Qin Feng, I read the circle of friends you posted, 3090T graphics card, do you like it?"
Qin Feng felt unexpected, but it seemed to be reasonable.
Not to mention Li Jing, Guo Tao and others, there is only envy, jealousy and hatred in their eyes, it turns out that there are really girls in this world who take the initiative to buy gifts for boys, and they are also "dream love cards".
Qin Feng looked at the two of them with a smile and said, "Thank you for feeding, but I want to say that you two are a little special today."
"What's so special?" The two girlfriends asked in unison.
Qin Feng said bluntly: "Li Lingjia, your big waves look super top, Jiang Xiaqing, you have done nail art, it seems that your fingers are more slender and white."
Qin Feng didn't pay attention to the graphics card, but directly praised it.
This kind of routine of playing cards out of common sense immediately made Li Lingjia and Jiang Xia smile, completely forgetting the fatigue of moving the graphics card upstairs just now.
"Is it really pretty?" Li Lingjia looked at Qin Feng with expectant eyes.
"Speaking in good conscience, it's really in line with your stepmother's temperament." Qin Feng replied.
Li Lingjia immediately glared at Qin Feng and said angrily, "Fuck off, what is the temperament of a stepmother?"
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, it's wrong, it's the temperament of a hot girl, hot girl Li Lingjia."
"What about me? What about me?" Jiang Xiaqing asked.
"You are the sweet sister Jiang Xiaqing, you two are together, you can make a famous dish."
"What's the famous dish?" The two asked in unison.
"Sweet and spicy big peach, hahahaha."
Qin Feng praised first and then lost, making Li Lingjia and Jiang Xiaqing love and hate.
Li Jing and Zhao Haojie are stupid,It's worthy of a man standing at the top of the pyramid,He's so good.。
"If I were a woman, I would like him too." Zhao Haojie couldn't help but sigh.
Li Jing said bitterly: "How unfair the way of heaven is, why did all the good things make him his turn, alas, ......."
"You can see if this graphics card is suitable for you, if it works." Jiang Xiaqing said.
"Okay
I'll put it on, wait a minute."
Qin Feng's computer is too rubbish, whether it is the screen, graphics card, or processor, all of them are outdated.
Li Lingjia looked at Qin Feng's laptop like a brick, and hurriedly said: "Don't don't don't return it, your computer is replaced with 3090t, which is equivalent to installing a Rolls-Royce logo on the tractor, it makes no sense, wait for tomorrow, I'll give you a desktop."
"What's so embarrassing? Isn't this equivalent to what I owe you, so I'll give you this suit, which is quite expensive, more than 100,000."
"Give me more than 100,000, then I don't owe you, I'll give you my necklace, this chain is hundreds of thousands."
"Damn, hundreds of thousands, it has become what I owe you again, I will give you this watch, this watch is more than a million."
"I'll give you the car."
"I'll give you a suite."
"I'll give you a baby."
"I'll give your parents their old age."
Qin Feng and Li Lingjia say a word, just like acting in a sketch, Jiangxia Qingren is stupid.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Xia said with a puff of air, with a thick vinegar in his eyes.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "I was playing with her just now."
"Then why don't you mess around with me?"
Jiang Xiaqing's expression, tone, and demeanor are completely from his girlfriend's perspective.
The people who eat melons are numb, people sit in their bedrooms, and food comes from heaven.
Li Lingjia had just had a little fun, and when she saw that her best friend was angry, she hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Your dormitory is really messy, and what does it smell like? Instant noodles mixed with ham sausage?"
Zhao Haojie hurriedly said: "Colonel Li's flower, it's pasta, the pasta we eat at noon."
Suddenly, Li Lingjia noticed the trash can under Qin Feng's desk, which was full of paper towels.
She immediately disgusted and said, "You don't even throw away this trash?"
"Aren't you waiting for me to lose it?"
"Get out, disgusting, clear, let's go, get away from this land of right and wrong."
Jiang Xiaqing nodded, judging from her expression, she was still a little unhappy.
Qin Feng said in time, "Wait, Qingqing, I haven't given you a gift yet."
Jiang Xiaqing was stunned for a moment and asked, "My gift? Have you prepared a gift for me?"
"You gave me such an expensive 3090T graphics card, of course I want to show that I am not a prostitute for nothing." Qin Feng said with a smile.
When these words reached the ears of his roommates, Li Jing simply beat his chest, isn't this a prostitution? So what is white prostitution?
Jiang Xiaqing thought that Qin Feng was going to transfer money to her, so she hurriedly said, "You don't have to transfer money to me, it's just a little bit of my care."
"No, you're mistaken, I'm not going to transfer money to you."
Jiang Xiaqing was a little embarrassed and said, "Oh, that's fine."
"I wrote you a poem."
"Huh? Are you sure? You can also write poetry?"
Qin Feng nodded immediately, and then picked up a pen to write poems on the spot.
Li Lingjia said sourly, "It's not going to be writing earthy love poems, huh...... Flesh and numb."
Qin Feng wrote a poem "Farewell Kangqiao".
Gently I went
As I came gently
I beckoned softly
Be the clouds of the western heavens
This poem is written by Xu Zhimo, and from a purely literary point of view, the influence of this poem is undoubtedly huge.
Being selected as a Chinese textbook is enough to prove everything.
However, in the current parallel world, modern literature, especially poetry, seems to be incomparably blank.
Qin Feng's poem obviously opened the door to the new world of Jiangxia Qing's aesthetics.
As she read the poem, it seemed as if the Cambridge had actually appeared in her mind.
The golden willows on the riverside, the green wattles on the soft mud, and the starlight of the slow boat seem to be vivid.
"It's amazing, it's so well written." Jiang Xiaqing sincerely admired and admired.
Li Lingjia looked at Jiang Xiaqing's appearance in a daze, took a closer look curiously, and said, "Is it so exaggerated? I'll see."
Li Lingjia does not like modern "poets", because she feels that most people are chewing words and even moaning without illness, which makes her very disgusted.
However, when Li Lingjia finished reading it, he just wanted to say one word.
"He's got it again."