In the end, Qin Feng and the others caught up with Senior Huang, but Senior Huang had already taken the lead and dismantled a piece of beef burger.

Although Li Jing and Zhao Haojie are angry, they are not as knowledgeable as Senior Huang.

In the end, there was no way, Qin Feng smiled and said, "We can eat together."

"A table with a dog?" Li Jing said in surprise.

"That's right, it's in the small kiosk in front, and the beef burger is given to the senior." Qin Feng said frankly.

"That's my favorite." Zhao Haojie said bitterly.

"Then who told you not to answer the takeaway guy's call?"

「……」

A few people were sitting in a small pavilion, it was cloudy and windy today, and the weather was very cool.

The most important point is that opposite the small pavilion is the girls' dormitory, and you can always see a different view.

Senior Huang was lying in the small pavilion eating beef burgers, looking very satisfied.

Zhao Haojie can't help it,You can't be angry with the dog,Alas......

While eating together, Li Jing faced the women's bed and fantasized, "If the world ends from now on, what are you going to do?"

Guo Tao said: "Find a place to die, it's the end of the world, and you must go to pick a piece of feng shui treasure."

It is not difficult to hear from Guo Tao's words that his lying flat character has been engraved in his bones.

Li Jing corrected, "When I say the end of the world, I mean the outbreak of zombies, not natural disasters."

Zhao Haojie said with a wicked smile: "I must rush into the women's dormitory Building 6,Then lock the door of the dormitory,Swear to protect their safety。

Guo Tao said embarrassedly, "You are so great, and in a few months, you will directly establish a kingdom, right?"

"Hahaha, those who know me, Guo Taoye." Zhao Haojie said with a smirk.

Li Jing said coldly: "Look at your little bit of interest, you want me to go directly to the supermarket, knock down the supermarket first, with the supplies, are you still worried about no women?" When the time comes, I will directly sit on all the resources of the supermarket, and say lightly to the beauty, beauty, you don't want your boyfriend to be starved to death, and then, ......

Li Jing smiled lewdly.

Zhao Haojie said with disdain: "Cao thief, you really don't know shame."

For such a foul topic, Qin Feng didn't want to participate in the discussion, but he couldn't stop them from asking brainless questions one by one.

"Brother Feng, what would you do if the world was the end?" Li Jing desperately wanted to know the answer.

Qin Feng said while eating: "First call home, quickly ask your parents to purchase supplies, stock up on flour, eggs, and rice, the more the better, and then close the door and don't go out, anyway, the house is rural, and there are yards from house to house, so I'm not afraid of zombies squeezing in."

"The second is to buy a handy weapon for yourself, such as a mace, or a Tang knife, for self-defense. I won't do this kind of thing like robbing the supermarket, because even if you can beat it, you can't keep it, and never underestimate the humanity of the apocalypse."

"In the end, I drove away in my van, went home to my parents, and protected them."

Qin Feng was concise and very straightforward.

In fact, if ordinary people really face an apocalyptic crisis, the first thing that comes to mind must be their parents and family.

They will find ways to get back to their families, at all costs.

As for Zhao Haojie's chong girl's bed,That's simply a younger brother's behavior。

Li Jing smiled evilly and asked, "Do you drive to find your parents?" Why don't you bring a few daughters-in-law home?"

"You can consider it." Qin Feng said calmly.

"Hahaha, I know, Qin Feng, we are all men, and men understand men best."

Li Jing smiled evilly, like a soy sauce villain in the apocalypse.

"Fengshen, don't you rush to the girl's bed? That's a man's dream." Zhao Haojie asked.

"In just three seconds of yours, can you rush down to the women's bed?" Qin Feng asked.

Zhao Haojie suddenly felt weak,In fact,He is not only weak in heart,Kidneys are also weak。

Qin Feng mended the knife again and said, "Moreover, the No. 6 female dormitory on the opposite side is a girl from the sports department, except for practicing

The shot put is the javelin shooter, are you sure you want to rush to Building 6?"

"If it's you, what number are you going to do?"

"Definitely No. 11, Building 11 is the art department and the broadcasting department, and the beauties are like clouds."

"Ah, yes, yes, I didn't think of that."

Zhao Haojie slapped his thigh, excited, as if he was going to charge into battle later.

Qin Feng immediately scolded: "For your size, don't worry, the end of the world will not come, and your dream will never come true."

Zhao Haojie sighed and said, "Alas, the sky does not fulfill people's wishes."

Yes, the conversation between boys and boys is so unnutritious, but this is also the current social situation of male college students.

Some topics are particularly naïve for middle school students, but for college students, it's just right.

Just after Qin Feng and the others finished eating, they were about to pack up and leave.

At this time, a girl in a pink dress walked over.

The girl's figure is okay, but her appearance is average.

She came to the pavilion,Took the initiative to greet Zhao Haojie,Said, "Handsome guy,Is this your pet? Just saw you kept feeding it food."

Zhao Haojie was caught off guard by a sudden pick-up,He hurriedly asked Qin Feng for help。

Qin Feng pushed the boat smoothly and said with a smile: "Hello classmate, this is my roommate Zhao Haojie, usually, I like small animals very much, cats and dogs, just now he even gave his own beef burger to Senior Huang to eat."

When the girl heard this, she smiled even brighter.

Zhao Haojie nodded frequently, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, I like small animals very much."

The girl looked at Zhao Haojie with approving eyes and asked, "Really? Great, I love animals too, how much do you like them?"

"To what extent?" Zhao Haojie didn't know how to describe it for a while.

Qin Feng coughed and whispered, "Just tell the truth."

Zhao Haojie plucked up his courage and said, "If you want to ask to what extent,I can only say that there is no less。

The girl was stunned for a moment, frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"I just like to eat, beauty, are you a foodie? There's a chance to show off our elbows together."

The girl suddenly turned her face, showed an expression of disgust, and said angrily, "Pervert, get out."

Then, the girl turned and left.

Qin Fengren was stupid.

Zhao Haojie was puzzled, Li Jing, as his brother, also didn't understand.

"Women are troubles, they have to force people to tell the truth, and when they tell the truth, they are angry and corrupt." Li Jing spoke up.

"yes, yes, inexplicable." Zhao Haojie nodded in agreement.

Qin Feng looked at this pair of difficult brothers and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Good guy, little 502, how did you come out to cultivate the two of you Wolong and Phoenix Chicks? I obeyed."

On the way back to the bedroom,Zhao Haojie reflected deeply on himself,Begging Qin Feng to give him another chance。

"Fengshen, save me, I really want to find a girlfriend and stay with me for the rest of my life." Zhao Haojie grabbed Qin Feng's arm and didn't let go.

Qin Feng said coldly: "What Elder Yue is pulling you is not a red line, but a steel bar."

"Then why am I still single?"

"yes, because you specialize in screwing steel bars."

「……」

A few people returned to the dormitory,Qin Feng just took off the dirty jersey,Zhao Haojie picked it up with interest,Then clean up and go to the balcony to wash。

"What are you doing?" Qin Feng asked.

"Aeolus, love me one last time, okay?" Zhao Haojie looked at Qin Feng pitifully.

Qin Feng felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard such numb words, and hurriedly stopped and said, "If you don't come to disgust me, I'll help you one last time."

"Okay."

So,Qin Feng snapped his fingers,Said to Zhao Haojie:"If you want to find a partner,First of all, you must learn to package yourself and advertise yourself。 Come, I'll write you a script, and then you can read it, and I'll take a video of it

and send it to the post bar."

Zhao Haojie immediately blushed and said, "Damn, this is too much to die."

"Is it uncomfortable to die in society, or is it uncomfortable to be single?"

"It's uncomfortable."

"Then I don't care about you."

"Hey, yes, yes, all according to the god of wind."

Qin Feng wrote a manuscript on the spot, and then handed it to Zhao Haojie, and instructed: "Give you three minutes to memorize it, I'll take your mobile phone to record it in a while, and send it to the post bar after recording, tonight, at least thirty girls will add you WeChat."

"Holy, really?" Zhao Haojie was skeptical.

"You're questioning me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare."

Seeing this, the other people in the dormitory were a little red-eyed, and Li Jing said even more sourly, "Brother Feng, when I was chasing Jiajia, you weren't so concerned."

Qin Feng glared at him and said, "Why don't you break up with Jiajia? Shall I find you a new one?"

"Oh, don't, don't, we're fine."

A few minutes later,Zhao Haojie finished memorizing the words,Then found Qin Feng,Said embarrassedly: "Fengshen,This word is too ashamed,I don't have any face at all。

"You don't understand this, if you want to chase girls, you have to be thick-skinned, and now I'm creating a humorous character for you, which is more pleasing."

Zhao Haojie immediately asked, "Fengshen, didn't you say that funny men can't find love?"

"Humor is not the same as being funny, the former is that you can infect a girl through your personality charm and make her feel happy and comfortable, and the latter is that you deliberately make her happy, just like rubbing someone with an itch, understand?"

Zhao Haojie shook his head dumbly, indicating that he couldn't understand.

Qin Feng sighed and said, "What do I say, just do what you do, come, officially start the machine, idle people, etc., and leave the scene quickly."

Li Jing, Guo Tao, Li Jianjian and others hurriedly withdrew from the camera, after all, this is a lifelong event related to roommates.

Zhao Haojie was helpless,I can only have a heart,Start reciting words。

Before starting, Qin Feng was like a director, ordering, "Wait a while, you have to have a natural expression and slowly get off the bed."

"Okay."

Zhao Haojie took a deep breath, and then officially started his video recording.

"Single women who want to relax, come to me."

"There are three no-play social software."

"First, don't play if you need to fill in all kinds of information online."

"Second, don't play if you need to rush to members."

"Third, don't play if you talk about all kinds of restrictions."

"Come to me, you don't need to add friends, you can chat directly, chat well, you can also run, voice and video are available."

"Come to me, I'm waiting for you."

The recording process was repeated over and over again, and with Qin Feng's soothing music, it was perfect.

Zhao Haojie couldn't help but ask, "Fengshen, how is it? How's that?"

Qin Feng nodded and praised, "Great, believe me, you will be on fire."

At this moment, Li Jing, Guo Tao and others in the rear were already holding back their old faces flushed.

Finally, several people couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

It's too earthy, too embarrassing......

In Qin Feng's view, the extreme soil is the tide, and the so-called radish greens have their own love, Qin Feng feels reliable.

Immediately,Qin Feng used Zhao Haojie's Tieba account to post the video。

And this one doesn't matter,Directly open the door to a new world for Zhao Haojie。