Chapter 186: A false alarm

Qin Feng was driving at the time, and when he heard Jingjing's emergency call for help, he immediately pulled over.

Qin Feng asked in surprise, "What is it?" Have you got a burglar in your house?"

Jingjing trembled and said, "It's not a thief, it's a ghost, it's in the backyard, and from time to time there is a small sound, and my sister and I don't dare to act rashly."

"You take the amulet and fix it." Qin Feng replied.

"Fuck off, I'll be angry at the mention of this, come here." Jingjing urged.

Qin Feng was just about to put up gear, and suddenly, he thought of something.

"You mean there's movement in the backyard?" Qin Feng asked.

"That's right, the knock knock sound, a bit like a knock on the door." Jingjing explained.

"It's ***." Qin Feng replied.

"Hooligans, when have you been talking about pornography?" Jingjing said angrily.

Qin Feng said embarrassedly: "I didn't play hooligan, I mean it may be a chicken, the little stupid chicken we didn't kill before, it is estimated that the rope that tied the chicken was opened, don't be afraid, you go and take a look."

"I don't dare ......," Jingjing said aggrievedly.

Jingjing at this moment is completely like a little girl, how can she still have the domineering energy of opening her teeth and dancing claws at Qin Feng before.

Pu Jia is calmer, after comprehensive consideration, she doesn't think that there is a possibility of thieves in the house, as for the ghost......

Qin Feng encouraged: "If you don't dare to go now, you will have a weak heart for the rest of your life, and the most fearful thing in the world is often not the fear itself, but your groundless conjectures, understand?"

Qin Feng hadn't finished speaking, and Pu Jia was ready to go downstairs to take a look.

Jingjing hurriedly shouted, "Sister, you wait for me."

Jingjing hurriedly picked up the baseball bat and followed her sister downstairs.

Sure enough, what the hell is this? It's clearly a little stupid chicken pecking at a potted plant.

Jingjing breathed a long sigh of relief, and really let Qin Feng say it right.

She continued to pick up her phone and said, "It's really a little stupid chicken, it scared me to death just now."

"It's so timid."

"Get out, stinky man, I'll settle accounts with you."

"Hang up, hang up."

Qin Feng hung up the phone, Jingjing yawned, stretched, and said to her sister, "Sister, we seem to have some serious illness."

Pu Jia replied with a smile, "Yes, why did you call Qin Feng just now? Shouldn't you contact the security department of the villa in the first place? They must have come faster, and it is obvious that Qin Feng is not the best path."

Jingjing nodded and said, "Yes, so love can make people lose their rationality, because I have decided, seal love, I will seal my heart with cement."

"Okay, I'll oversee your project."

The fog lifts, and Pujia and Jingjing are ready to rest.

Therefore, there are not so many ghosts in the world, more just suspicious ghosts.

In the Wuling van, Qin Feng said to himself, "It's good that I'm witty, otherwise I'll waste another twenty yuan of gas money."

At half past eleven in the evening, Qin Feng returned to the dormitory, and at that time, the dormitory was chatting happily.

As soon as Qin Feng pushed the door in, Li Jing grabbed Qin Feng and sat down, and hurriedly said, "Brother Feng, Brother Feng, you are finally back, I have been looking forward to you for a long time."

When Qin Feng looked at him like this, he knew that there was nothing good.

The so-called dedication to nothing is a theft if it is not a woman.

"What? Something to ask me?" Qin Feng asked

"Big deal, a very serious matter." Li Jing said seriously.

"Tell me about it."

"I want to kiss my mouth."

As soon as these four words were spoken, the entire dormitory people followed suit, and Li Jing blushed even more, looking like an old sister-in-law.

Qin Feng was speechless, glared at him and said, "Why do you want to kiss your mouth, go to your partner, you are looking for *** chicken feathers?"

Li Jing put his hands behind his back, and said with a shyness on his face: "The first kiss is still there, because I can't, so I want to ask Brother Feng."

Qin Feng suddenly got goosebumps all over his body and said, "You hurry up and give it to me."

, go and clean your mouthful of garlic first."

Li Jing shouted, "Gotcha."

Qin Feng is like an old father now, he has to teach everything.

In addition to Li Jing,Zhao Haojie is holding a small notebook,Has been quietly waiting for Qin Feng to start class。

Qin Feng glanced at him and said, "What are you going to do? You don't even have a partner yet, so you want to kiss your mouth?"

Zhao Haojie smiled and said, "If you don't have it now, it doesn't mean you won't have it in the future, right?"

"It's okay to go to the playground more, don't always play games in the dormitory, your girlfriend won't fall from the sky, you know?"

Zhao Haojie said with an embarrassed expression: "I went to the playground to talk to people, and they didn't pay attention to me, which was invincible and embarrassing."

Qin Feng immediately said, "You have to let the girl take the initiative to talk to you."

"How is this possible?"

Qin Feng sighed and said, "Do you really have to feed the rice to your mouth before eating?"

"Brother Feng, please give me advice."

Qin Feng pointed to the cardboard box in front of Zhao Haojie and said, "Come, you bring me the cardboard box, Brother Tao, give me scissors and glue sticks."

"Hey, okay." Guo Tao responded.

Then, Qin Feng turned waste into treasure, and immediately opened several cardboard boxes, and then pieced them together to create a pet dog.

Zhao Haojie was stunned, and exclaimed, "Damn, Brother Feng, do you still have this craft? It's awesome."

Qin Feng sneered: "If you don't have a diamond diamond, you still want to pick up girls?" Dream about it, tomorrow you will take it to the playground for a walk, and you will definitely receive the girl's WeChat."

"I'm." Zhao Haojie is like a treasure,His eyes are full of light。

At this time, Han Li Jianjian came over and said with a hippie smile, "Brother Feng, can you teach me such a skillful handwork?" I am willing to offer my skin swallow."

"Fuck off, don't disgust me."

After a while, Li Jing came back after brushing his teeth, and he pleaded again, "Brother Feng, Brother Feng, quickly teach me the skills of kissing."

Qin Feng took a sip of water and said, "Come on, come on, weld the car door shut, it's time to leave."

"Filthy ......"

Several people stared at Qin Feng with their eyes in unison, they were even more serious than looking at ***, they didn't dare to fast forward at all.

"First of all, get close to her slowly before kissing, put your hand on the back of her neck, then pull her over and hug her, and gently touch her lips with your mouth."

"Secondly, you have to like strong kisses, you can pull her over and pull her to your lap while she is studying."

"Then they looked at her for three seconds, their eyes wandering between her eyes and her mouth for a moment."

"Subsequent ......"

After some theoretical explanations, Li Jing was deeply shocked, but there is always a difference between theory and practice.

Suddenly,Li Jing turned his head to look at Zhao Haojie,The two began to flirt.

"Brother Jie!"

"Little Plum!"

"Boom ......"

Qin Feng looked at the two of them like this, sighed and said, "It's ...... again."

Qin Feng was too lazy to take care of these two goods.

These days, Qin Feng doesn't have any code words, and Qin Feng has to hurry up and make up the number of words.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Qin Feng was writing the Guangming Peak War, and Zhang Wuji singled out the six major sects.

Suddenly,Zhao Haojie wailed: "Damn,No,Victoria's Secret will be canceled next week."

The dormitory brother exploded in an instant, and Victoria's Secret canceled it, which was even more uncomfortable than killing them.

Qin Feng smiled, turned his chair and said, "No way, this is the will of heaven, alas, it's a pity. What about Li Jing? Why didn't you see him speak?"

"I'm here!"

Li Jing suddenly sat up from Zhao Haojie's quilt,Full of spring light,Very greasy,A sense of déjà vu of an old sister-in-law。

Just when everyone was depressed, Li Jing said with a flash of inspiration: "Since Victoria's Secret has been canceled, then we can hold a school-wide catwalk, and I can go to the club with lighting and sound equipment."

Group rental."

Zhao Haojie became excited again,Screamed:"I agree,I agree,At that time, all kinds of school flowers will appear,The scene is absolutely shocking。

Guo Tao said: "The question is, do you two have that big face? Would someone else want to come over and join the catwalk?"

Li Jing and Zhao Haojie got out of bed at the same time, and came to Qin Feng's side on the left and right.

The two of them smiled lewdly, and said hehe, "Of course we don't have such a big face, but my brother Feng has it."

Zhao Haojie emphasized: "Brother Feng's autograph,It's hard to find a lot of money now,We hold a show competition,The masses participate in voting,The top three votes can get Brother Feng's autograph,The champion can get Brother Feng's private photo,Hahahaha,The contestants who signed up for the competition must have a long queue。

Li Jing patted his thigh and said, "At that time, I will be the judge, and I will screen out a wave of small ones first, hahahaha."

The two of them were dreaming of spring and autumn, without considering the feelings of the parties at all.

Qin Feng said with a straight face, "Have you asked for my consent? Am I such a casual signer?"

The five people in the bedroom all looked at each other with expectant eyes.

Qin Feng really couldn't bear to hit them, so he was heartbroken and said, "It's done!"

The whole bed is boiling!