Chapter 33 Pet Cat Wu Meiniang, Bow Your Head and Don't See Your Toes (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

[Cheng is right and wrong: tsk, Xu Xiao is worthy of being a fierce general in the army, with a name awesome, a tiger, a bear, and a dragon and a beast! ] 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: This Xu Xiao's martial arts are not high, but as a commander, he is really awesome, he joined the army at the age of ten to kill people, he is invincible, invincible, invincible. 】

[Timely rain Song Jiang: The Liyang Dynasty stood out from the Nine Kingdoms because of him alone, destroyed the Eight Kingdoms, and unified Liyang, while Xu Xiao destroyed the Six Kingdoms alone, slaughtered more than 70 cities, suppressed the 16 barbarian tribes in the southwest, and crowned the King of Beiliang for his merits, commanded the three states of Beiliang, and commanded 300,000 Beiliang iron horses. 】

[Wenhou Lu Bu: Beiliang Iron Riding Armor is the world, and the big snow dragon is riding Beiliang, I don't know how it compares with my Xiliang Iron Cavalry? 】

[Shaomin County Lord Zhao Min: Since ancient times, if it weren't for Xu Xiao's two sons, one is a gentleman and the other is dull, the conflict between the Liyang royal family and Beiliang would be even more intense! 】

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: I feel that the strength of this missing front tooth is not weak, and nine times out of ten he is a master! 】

[Old Kui Chu Mad Slave at the bottom of the lake: Isn't this Jian Jiuhuang? Anyway, he is also a great master swordsman, and he actually went to work as a horseman for Xu Xiao's son? 】

[Lao Huang Huang Zhentu: It's your business! ] 】

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"! Lao Huang, you still lied to me that I don't know martial arts?"

Xu Fengnian stared at Lao Huang with a resentful expression, raised his hand to his chest, and said angrily:

"After that, you still told Lao Tzu that his martial arts are so high?"

"The Great Grandmaster Swordsman is so tall?"

"Yes, when the young master practices martial arts, he will definitely be better than me, isn't it so high?" Lao Huang smirked.

"I believe you're a ghost, bad old man is very bad!"

Xu Fengnian directly gave him a roll of the eyes, he doesn't know any martial arts at all now, even if he starts practicing martial arts now, even if he has the resources of the Beiliang Palace.

It was not easy for him to become a great grandmaster.

Ignoring Lao Huang, the two continued to watch the live broadcast.

in the picture.

Xu Fengnian traveled 6,000 miles, with only one missing front teeth servant Lao Huang and a bad horse, sleeping in the open air, and suffering a lot!

Lao Huang never showed his martial arts in front of Xu Fengnian, and every time he encountered danger, he ran away, and the most common thing he said was:

'The wind is tight, and the wind is blowing!

Xu Fengnian also suspected that Lao Huang would do martial arts, but when he asked Lao Huang, Lao Huang said no, and in the end there was no way, so Lao Huang said that he would know a little.

"How tall?"

"Probably that high......

Lao Huang raised his hand and gestured, and then his palm moved down again, shorter than Xu Fengnian's head.

Xu Fengnian was completely speechless.

Three years of travel.

Xu Fengnian also got to know some fox friends and dogs, the most suitable of which was Wen Hua, who wanted to be a peerless swordsman with a wooden sword.

Along the way, they would fight for a piece of hard-won beef for a long time, they would stand together in the reeds and shout, and they would attract countless eyes because they followed a young woman.

They also talked about dreams, Wen Hua said that his dream is "to be the most proud swordsman in the world, to drink the strongest wine in the world, and to make the most beautiful girl in the world".

And at the moment, he only has a wooden sword in his hand, so what......

[Crane in the Vicious Clouds: Yes, yes, to be a man is to have a dream, maybe one day it will come true, it's best to bring a few more bottles of Hehuan San, maybe you can eat meat if you're lucky! 】

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[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: It's obscene, the toad wants to eat swan meat! ] 】

[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Isn't it just to praise you for your big ass, good birth, and ability to give birth to a son? Still holding a grudge! The eyes of the heart are smaller than the chest! 】

[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Shameless and obscene! You're dead, don't let me see you! 】

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"Bastard!"

Xuanyuan Qingfeng's face was pale, and she was ashamed and angry, if it weren't for Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian not here, she would have to raise her sword and hack them to death.

That's right.

At the beginning, there was Xu Fengnian's squish who teased her

And everyone looked at Xu Fengnian, who was the persimmon of the king of Beiliang, stealing chickens and touching dogs everywhere, and the great master swordsman lacked front teeth and Lao Huang let off the wind, which was quite joyful.

in the picture.

Three years have passed, just when Xu Fengnian was about to arrive at the boundary of Beiliang Land, a team of cavalry suddenly came out and surrounded Xu Fengnian and Lao Huang!

Xu Fengnian recognized at a glance that these cavalrymen were Western Chu halberds.

In the first battle to destroy Chu that year, 300,000 halberd soldiers fought to the death and did not retreat, and only a few thousand people survived!

These people hate Xu Fengnian to the core, and this time they came to capture and kill Xu Fengnian.

At the moment of crisis, a woman in white volleyed out.

Immortal jade, peerless.

It seems to be weak, but it instantly forced all the hundreds of halberds to retreat!

Xu Fengnian stepped forward to thank him, and was shocked to learn that the other party's name was Nangong Servant!

It turns out that this Nangong servant is the first person on the Liyang Rouge List, known as the first beauty in the world!

Xu Fengnian has traveled for three years, and he may not know anything else, but for the beauties on the rouge list, he is like a treasure!

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[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: Woo! is worthy of being the first person on the Liyang Rouge List, so beautiful, no worse than the Flame Spirit Ji! 】

[Cheng or Wrong: Is this the new version of the hero saving the United States? ] Heroine saves beautiful man? 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Nangong Fairy is really beautiful, no wonder Jiang Gongzi personally went to Liyang to help her! ] 】

[Yang Yan, the fairy of the Amazing Hung: I suddenly found that the future of this live broadcast seems to be the future that was originally not affected by the live broadcast room! ] 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: It seems that most of this snow is Xu Fengnian as a pig's foot, and Nangong Servant Shot must be one of the harems of a pig's foot, but now under the influence of the live broadcast room, Xu Fengnian can't enjoy this glamorous blessing, hehe! 】

[Amorous son Hou Xibai: If Kyushu is on the rouge list, I don't know who can be glamorous and topped the list? 】

[Thief Chu Liuxiang: There are so many beauties in Kyushu, it is difficult to distinguish the real top beauties! ] 】

[Wei Xiaobao, the chief manager of the Great Interior: I am the top flame spirit Ji, the woman is really amazing, but I can be the top of the list! ] 】

[Blood Knife Gate Treasure Elephant: You are a fart, do you have it? ] Although the flame spirit Ji is charming, she is not bad at inviting the Moon Palace Lord and the Jade Lady! 】

[Amorous son Hou Xibai: Yes, there are so many beauties in the world, each with its own characteristics, it is difficult to distinguish the superior, but the teacher fairy is beautiful and refined, and the fairy is jade, and it can definitely rank first! 】

[Duan Yu, the son of Dali: I support the fairy sister! ] 】

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Jiangfu.

"Excited when you hear Sister Fairy?"

The Nangong servant who was sitting in Jiang Feng's arms trembled, and Jian Shui Qiutong looked at Jiang Feng:

….

"Sure enough, men are not good things, eating what is in the bowl and thinking about the pot!"

"Nangong, you are living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, wronged!"

Jiang Feng rubbed Nangong's heart and exclaimed:

"Don't you believe in your own charm?"

Nangong Servant shot directly gave Jiang Feng a roll of the eyes, and he had been mediocre before, but when the words 'Fairy Sister, a few words appeared in the barrage.

Jiang Feng's excitement was especially clear to her.

After all, they have such a deep relationship.

Don't say excited.

It's just the slightest change, she knows it well.

Truly.

At that moment just now, Jiang Feng thought of the fairy sisters Wang Yuyan and Li Qiushui.

But only for a moment.

He, Jiang Feng, is the most dedicated.

In which woman, he only thinks about which woman.

Nangong Servant ignored Jiang Feng, who was as active as a baby, and continued to watch the live broadcast, letting Jiang Feng toss at will.

Jiang Feng put all his attention on the live broadcast, and the rest was on Nangong and Nanwei.

10,000 years is too long.

Seize every moment.

Crotch happiness is the most important.

Live streaming.

Under the escort of Nangong Servant, Xu Fengnian took Lao Huang, who lacked front teeth, and the lame thin horse to go through all kinds of dangers, and finally returned from his trip!

In the wine shop outside Beiliang City, a "little two on the wine, the heart is happy!"

And Nangong servant shot to rescue Xu Fengnian and escort him back, not love at first sight and doing good deeds, but there is a condition!

That is the opportunity to get the opportunity to go to the Listening Tide Pavilion to read half of the world's martial arts cheats.

It turned out that after Xu Xiao destroyed the Six Kingdoms, he held the sword of the monk Fang of the Holy Decree, stepped on the rivers and lakes, destroyed countless sects, collected all the secret books of each sect, and hid them in the Tingchao Pavilion.

There are countless cheats in the Tingchao Pavilion, which are all-encompassing, and even many have many unique books.

Xu Fengnian kept his promise, and after returning to Beiliang City, he took the Nangong servant to shoot into the Listening Tide Pavilion!

However, it is said that in the Tingchao Pavilion, there is another Qiankun, and there is a hermit hidden in it, named Li Yishan.

He is one of the two major strategists under Xu Xiao.

He came from a humble background, was known as Yin Cai by the world, was good at poisonous schemes, for the Xu family, for Beiliang, did his best, and died.

Throughout his life, he almost spent his entire life calculating the political enemies of Beiliang in the Chao Pavilion, resulting in poor health and terminal illness!

Xu Fengnian has worshiped him as a teacher since he was a child, and has benefited a lot, and is one of the people Xu Fengnian respects the most!

Xu Fengnian took Nangong servants to shoot into the Listening Tide Pavilion this time.

The first is to fulfill commitments.

The second is to greet the teacher Li Yishan.

But he didn't want Li Yishan to be shocked when he saw Nangong Servant, and gave a rare comment-

"The Great Grandmaster has cultivated for ten years!

But there are all beings here, and there is no one here!"

[Success or Wrong:! This old man's evaluation is too high! 】

[Lord Yunluo: Sister Nangong is already extremely talented, this old man has good eyesight! ] 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Nangong Fairy killed Han Diao Temple and Xie Guanying in Liyang before, and fought with Wang Xianzhi, although he was defeated, even with the help of Jiang Gongzi, it can be seen that his talent is outstanding! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Could it be that talent is directly proportional to beauty? Invite the Moon Palace Master, Dongfang Undefeated, Nangong Servant, Empress Shui Yunji and others, which one is not peerless in talent and strong in martial arts? 】

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[Blood Knife Ancestor: Those who are beautiful and have poor talent have long been hidden by the Golden House and have become forbidden playthings for others, so naturally they are not known! ] 】

[Changping Princess Li Cuiyu: You old Yin thief, you must have done a lot of work! ] 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: The princess is wronged, in fact, Ancestor I am a good person! ] 】

[Princess Anning: I believe you are evil! 】

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Beiliang Palace.

Listening to the tide pavilion.

Xu Xiao, the king of Beiliang, and Li Yishan, a confidant and strategist, sat opposite each other, with a sad look on their faces:

"If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that the old bottom of my Beiliang Mansion will be gone!"

"And I'm afraid Feng Nian can't hide it!"

Li Yishan bowed his head slightly, and said in a deep voice:

"The prince has to prepare early!"

The mountain rain is coming, and the wind is full of buildings.

He had a hunch that this time it was likely to stimulate the Liyang Dynasty.

The Liyang Dynasty may not be able to help but make a move on Xu Xiao.

The two continued to watch the live broadcast.

in the picture.

Xu Fengnian and Li Hanlin went straight to Zijin Tower.

Zijin Tower is a famous sperm elimination cave in Beiliang City, which is extremely famous.

The fame is so great, it is rumored that His Majesty the Emperor Liyang has visited the Zijin Tower privately when he came to the Beiliang Palace, just to see the well-deserved chief Oiran Li Yuanyuan of the four states of Liangdi that year.

Of course, this is just undocumented gossip.

After Li Yuanyuan disappeared, there was no undisputed Oiran in Sizhou, but a hundred flowers were in full bloom, and the beauties of each Qinglou tried their best to compete for beauty, until there was a Yu Youwei who fell into the dust after the defeat of his family.

The woman who practices herself again must not use her real name, so Yu Youwei's original name is unknown, and her real surname is Yu, which is homophonic.

His Royal Highness Xu Fengnian, the biggest benefactor of Zijin Building, privately asked this most taboo question.

Yu Youwei smiled and said nothing, but she didn't disappoint Xu Fengnian too much, and performed a gorgeous sword dance that never appeared in the world, which made Xu Fengnian stunned.

First it was amazing, and then it was terrifying.

Xu Fengnian and a few people rode horses straight to the gentle township of gold and silver-Zijin Building.

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Zijin Mansion is famous again, I am not sure if Emperor Liyang is going, but Jiang Gongzi really went there! ] 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: Needless to say, this Oiran must have fallen into Xu Fengnian's hands in the end, but unfortunately now Xu Fengnian can't taste the blessings of the Oiran! 】

[Crane in the Fierce Clouds: I don't know how beautiful the fish Oiran is? 】

[Yin Sect Saint Wan Wan: Nangong Servant and Yu Youwei are both related to Xu Fengnian, could it be that Jiang Gongzi and Xu Fengnian are in charge? ] 】

[Beiliang persimmon Xu Fengnian: Demon girl, you are playing with fire! ] Believe it or not, this persimmon robbed you and gave it to Jiang Gongzi as a bed warmer! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I just want to know what the purple building is like? 】

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Countless LSPs got excited.

If it was before, except for the people of the Liyang Dynasty, there were not many people who knew about the Zijin Tower.

But since Jiang Feng went to the Zijin Mansion to take away the Oiran Yu Youwei.

The Purple Gold Building became popular.

Countless LSPs have been fascinated for a long time.

After all, this is where Yulang Jiang Feng has been.

Maybe he can become a fellow with Jiang Feng and share the same bed.

….

Although Jiang Feng took Yu Youwei away.

But it may not have been that I haven't played with other women in Zijin Building.

The eyes widened.

Staring at the live stream.

in the picture.

The old bustard of the Zijin Building was also a famous Oiran back then, and with the rise of the Zijin Building over the years, unless the guests were noble, they didn't bother to show their heads at all.

Today, he hurriedly dressed up and went out to greet the three eldest princes who could walk sideways in the cool land.

Li Hanlin, who was familiar with the way, took out a five hundred taels of silver ticket, stuffed it into the neckline of the old bustard, who was half-old and charming, and said with a strange smile:

"Aunt Han, this son has not tasted the taste of your mother-in-law of this age, why don't you make an exception today? Aunt Han, do you have the kung fu to take 10,000 taels of silver from here in bed? I've heard that you were a great girl back then."

The old bustard stretched out a finger and gently poked Li Hanlin, who had an evil face, and said with a coquettish smile:

"Young, Li Gongzi is so elegant this time, as long as he doesn't dislike the old cow for eating tender grass, Aunt Han will have to use eighteen kinds of martial arts, don't say that the jade man blows the flute, and Guanyin is very skilled in making lotus."

Although he laughed with Li Hanlin presumptuously, the old bustard's eyes always swirled on Xu Fengnian's body.

Li Hanlin hugged Aunt Han's still slender and elastic willow waist, entered the Zijin Building with Xu Fengnian and Yan Bookcase, and said with a wicked smile:

"Aunt Han, you know my taste, I sneaked out this time, and I didn't have time to bring the scholar, do you have a little husband who is training and ironing?"

"As for you, I suggest you hook up with Yan Gongzi, he is still a chick, as long as you can toss him so that his back hurts and his legs cramp and he can't get out of bed, I will give you all the money on my body, and I will pay five thousand taels on credit, how is this business? Of course, don't forget, give Yan Gongzi a small red envelope of sixty-six taels afterwards."

The old bustard, who was not young but was not old, said charmingly: "This is not right, Lord Zhou Mu is not allowed to seal my Zijin Building.

As for Xiao Xianggong, there are just a few lovely people who are about to debut, more tender than the girl, and the skin is guaranteed to have the same feel as Shu brocade and Su satin, and you will be satisfied with a hundred."

Li Hanlin said: "The old rule, His Royal Highness the Prince of the World will go to the Yuhua Prince, I will have fun by myself, and Aunt Han will find two people for Yan Gongzi to talk about dance music."

of the clear."

She pretended to complain and said, "Don't you want to taste the taste of Aunt Han's beautiful tongue roll?"

Li Hanlin slapped her plump buttocks and said, "Next time, next time, after recuperating your energy, you will fight with Aunt Han for 800 rounds, and you will definitely experience your eighteen martial arts."

[Lord Yunluo: I'll go! ] These people have a really good time! 】

[Yangzhou Li Yuhu: Your circle is really messy! 】

[Fierce and vicious Crane in the clouds: This Aunt Han is good, I like it! ] 】

[Ding Xiu: It's very moist! 】

[Xuanyuan Qingfeng: Sure enough, like gathers like things, shameless and obscene! 】

[Beiliang persimmon Xu Fengnian: The butt is so big, the heart is so small, why do you still remember it, it's all Wen Hua said! ] 】

[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua: Damn! Xu Zhaohua, everything is what Lao Tzu said, you don't have a share! 】

[Demon Hidden Side: I suddenly found that Xu Fengnian was already a guest of Yuhuakui three years ago, doesn't it mean that he and Jiang Feng are also in the same way? 】

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[Beiliang persimmon Xu Fengnian: Fart! ] Lao Tzu just went to see a sword dance! 】

[Demon Yin Bian does not bear to it: It turns out that he is the same person as Shen Lian, he spends money and doesn't sleep, and now it's popular to visit Qinglou like this? 】

[Yin Sect Saint Wan Wan: Shocked! The first gentleman of Beiliang turned out to be a licking dog! 】

……

"It's over!"

"Completely dead!"

Li Hanlin is like a defeated rooster, although many nobles like to play with scholars and little ministers, but after all, they tacitly did not get it to the surface.

Now he is directly popular in Kyushu.

Everybody knows.

"I'm Nima, this persimmon won't die too, right?"

Xu Fengnian also felt a little bad at the moment.

But he didn't seem to have done anything to lose his conscience.

Probably not in the future.

He stared at the live stream.

in the picture.

Xu Fengnian went straight into the backyard, found a separate courtyard planted with plantains, and pushed the door in.

is different from Aunt Han, the old bustard who is moving the people, sitting in the courtyard looking at a ruined plantain and a stunned woman without makeup.

She was only wearing cyan clothes, and today was no exception, and she obviously heard Xu Feng's young smile, but she still didn't move.

She is different from those osmana who pay attention to pomp, there is no servant maid who serves closely, and she even cleans up the room and cleans the courtyard by herself.

There is a white cat squatting on the stone table that is neither bloated nor emaciated, just like the bewitching figure of the owner, it is not appropriate to increase or decrease a point.

The white cat, which is overflowing with spirituality, has a pair of eyes that are bright like rubies, and when they stare at people, they make people feel absurd and weird.

The most clever thing is that this pet with body hair like snow is nicknamed Wu Meiniang.

Wow.

Seeing this, everyone immediately exploded.

Isn't this the nickname of Empress Wu Mingkong of Wu Zhou?

[Wooden Sword Ranger Wen Hua:! ] The name is awesome! I'm so sick I want to get one! 】

[Crane in the Clouds: What a beast, even if I am extremely vicious, I won't do anything to cats, isn't it good to raise a beauty with the same name? 】

[Magic Hidden Side Bears: Will Play!] I raise a few too! 】

[Shangguan Wan'er: Presumptuous! The emperor must not be humiliated, you are looking for death! 】

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"Bastard!"

"Little Qinglou***, dare to insult me, punish the nine clans, and Ling Chi will be executed!"

Wu Mingkong's phoenix eyes were full of anger, and he dared to treat her as a pet cat, which was really unreasonable.

"Your Majesty is angry, just a lowly maid in the green building, I don't know Your Majesty's heavenly might, it must be an unintentional mistake......

Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly persuaded.

If Yu Youwei was just a Qinglou Oiran, she would definitely not hesitate to destroy its nine clans.

But the problem is that Yu Youwei is now a river

Kaede woman.

It is impossible to destroy the Nine Clans.

"That cat must die!"

"Get out!"

Wu Mingkong also knew the relationship between Yu Youwei and Jiang Feng, and he was aggrieved in his heart, and shouted angrily.

"Wechen retires!"

After Shangguan Wan'er left, Wu Mingkong was still uneasy, his full peak trembled and undulated, and he continued to look at the live broadcast.

in the picture.

Xu Fengnian saw Yu Youwei and said that he would marry her back as a concubine, but Yu Youwei said that she would leave tomorrow.

Yu Youwei held Wu Meiniang in both hands, lowered her head and asked, "Feng Nian, I will dance with you once in the end, do you dare to look at it?"

Xu Fengnian gave birth to a sense of pride and ambition for no reason,

"Why don't you dare?"

"There's really no regret medicine in the world."

"It's worth dying."

Yu Youwei got up, and her mind was particularly majestic.

Xu Fengnian once said: A woman who bows her head and does not see her toes is the best in the world.

Yu Youwei is the stunning beauty of bowing her head and not seeing her toes.

After a cup of tea, Yu Youwei came out, and she was beautiful.

She danced the sword, walked to the extreme side, wrapped her hands in red silk, and tied a sword at the end.

In an instant, the courtyard was filled with sword light.

In the end, the long sword flew out with a murderous aura, stabbing directly into Xu Fengnian's head.

Freeze frame.

[Question 1, who saved Xu Fengnian? What are the results of Yu Yuwei? 】

[A, Lao Huang. Yu Youwei was stabbed to death by Lao Huang's sword. 】

[B, Lao Huang. Yu Youwei was carried home by Xu Fengnian. 】

, Nangong servant shot. Yu Youwei was hacked to death by Nangong servant. 】

[D, Nangong servant shooting. Yu Youwei was carried home by Xu Fengnian. 】

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Mo San Gongzi