Chapter 299: The Fugitive Princess and Her Down-and-Out Knight

Qin Feng took advantage of the kung fu that had just disappeared and went to buy Jiang Xiaqing a super invincible giant ice cream.

The name of the ice cream is "Grow a Strawberry".

It has layers of strawberries, counting more than a dozen.

Jiang Xiaqing's mood instantly climbed from the bottom of the valley to the peak.

She looked at Qin Feng with her eyes and said aggrievedly, "Qin Feng, I thought you left me."

Qin Feng touched her little face and said, "Haha, how is it possible, I just ate an ice cream from you, and now I'll give you one."

Jiang Xiaqing said happily, "Thank you, this ice cream is so big, bigger than my head."

The metaphor is very down-to-earth.

Qin Feng said, "You eat the top, I eat the bottom."

"Do you like to eat below?" Jiang Xiaqing asked.

"yes, it's delicious down there." Qin Feng replied.

Jiang Xiaqing said playfully, "Since the following is delicious, then I will eat the following."

"Okay, okay, if you like to eat, I'll give it to you."

Ice cream is very refreshing, but when my stomach hurts, it is really uncomfortable.

There is no doubt that the two of them fell into a nightmare of diarrhea after a pleasant ice eating session.

Jiang Xiaqing covered his stomach and bit his lip, his expression was very painful.

It turns out that romance also comes at a price.

There is a queue in the toilet in the scenic area, which is even more painful.

Jiang Xiaqing clenched his fists, looked at Qin Feng pitifully and said, "Qin Feng, I can't hold on anymore, what should I do?"

Qin Feng also clamped his butt and said, "Take a deep breath, divert your attention, think of the flowers all over the mountain, think of the clouds in the sky, and think of the horses galloping on the grass."

Jiang Xiaqing said anxiously, "I don't want to do anything, I just want to go to the toilet."

Jiang Xiaqing was in a hurry, and Qin Feng was even more anxious.

The so-called holding urine can travel thousands of miles, but it is difficult to hold X inches.

"It's all your fault, buy such a big ice cream, oh my god, it hurts." Jiang Xiaqing didn't care about the image of a lady, she grabbed Qin Feng's arm and tried her best to control herself.

Qin Feng smiled and said, "It's not interesting to blame me at this time, you were quite happy eating just now."

"Shut up, don't talk." Jiang Xia snorted coldly.

At this time, Qin Feng finally arrived in the men's toilet.

Qin Feng seemed to see the dawn of hope, he hurriedly got rid of Jiang Xiaqing and prepared to run to the field of hope.

However, Jiang Xiaqing grabbed him and said, "Qin Feng, do you want to leave me?"

Qin Feng was speechless, looked back at Jiang Xiaqing and said, "I really can't hold it back."

Jiang Xiaqing then asked, "Is love really so vulnerable?"

Qin Feng opened his mouth and replied, "What kind of bullshit love, Lao Tzu wants to shit, hey, hey, don't pull my pants, Jiang Xiaqing, you're too much."

In the eyes of others, Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing are like a pair of neuropaths with super good looks.

But Jiang Xiaqing can't take care of so much, if she wants to die, she will also drag Qin Feng to accompany her to the funeral.

Finally, the women's restroom is over.

Jiang Xiaqing let go of Qin Feng's pants and said, "It's me, it's me, Qin Feng, I'll see you later."

Qin Feng's heart was half cold, and he said, "Woman, I remember you."

Subsequently, Qin Feng entered the toilet as fast as he could, and then solved it happily.

With Qin Feng's experience, he definitely had diarrhea more than once this time, so he squatted directly for twenty minutes.

On the contrary, it is Jiang Xiaqing, who is young and has little experience.

She came out early, but within a few minutes, her stomach started hurting again, but she needed to queue up again.

Jiangxia Qing cracked......

More than twenty minutes later, Qin Feng came out weak and weak, and his legs were numb.

No, you have to take medicine in this case.

Qin Feng found a roadside staff member and asked, "Hello, may I ask if there is any medicine here?"

shop?"

The staff replied, "Yes, sir, turn left in front."

"Okay, thank you."

Qin Feng rushed to the pharmacy as fast as he could, and then quickly bought diarrhea medicine.

When he came back, Jiang Xiaqing just came out of the toilet.

At this moment, there were no stars in Jiang Xiaqing's eyes, only despair.

Qin Feng came to her side and asked with a smile, "Fugitive princess, how do you feel?"

Jiang Xiaqing replied weakly, "No, the fugitive princess is going to die, help."

"I just bought the medicine, hurry up and take a pill, and it will work immediately." Qin Feng took out the diarrhea medicine and handed it to Jiang Xiaqing.

Jiang Xiaqing was instantly happy.

Jiang Xiaqing asked excitedly, "Where did you get the medicine?"

"Leave it alone, eat."

"Okay."

At this moment, for Jiang Xiaqing, this small piece of medicine is far better than a thousand roses.

After taking the medicine, the two sat back to back in chairs and waited quietly for the effect to take effect.

The sun was thin, and the sunset hit the two of them, pulling out a long shadow.

Jiang Xiaqing is a fugitive princess, Qin Feng is a down-and-out knight, and the two of them can be regarded as sympathetic.

Jiang Xiaqing said weakly, "Qin Feng, do you think it's very romantic?"

Qin Feng replied, "You think romance is romance, you think it's not romance, you think it's not romance, I just want to ask one question now."

"What's the problem?"

"Did you just finish pooping and wiping your butt clean?"

After Jiang Xiaqing heard this, she instantly broke her defense, she turned around, grabbed Qin Feng and said angrily, "What are you talking about, you are so rude."

Qin Feng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm rude, you go and sue me."

"Hmph, I'm going to let the judge sentence you and sentence you to stay with me for the rest of your life." Jiang Xia said with a puff of air.

Qin Feng said with a smile, "Stay by your side for the rest of your life, and then grab the toilet with you for the rest of your life, right? Hahaha."

Jiang Xiaqing hurriedly made a stop gesture and said, "Don't mention this matter again, this belongs to black history."

Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and said, "I must record the black history of the school flower."

"You dare!!"

The two played around for a while, and their stomachs didn't hurt much.

It was about to be evening, and Qin Feng asked, "Are you hungry?" Would you like to eat something?"

Jiang Xiaqing shook his head and said, "I'll eat it when I'm done playing, there are still a lot of items I haven't played."

"There should be a night show here."

"Well, yes, the park closes at 11 p.m., we still have time, let's take a walk, let's take the jumping machine."

As the evening approached, there were much fewer people in line.

Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing lined up for a while, and it was their turn.

The jumping machine, as the name suggests, is a vertical high platform, about 20 meters high, with a thrilling degree of five stars.

Qin Feng and Jiang Xiaqing sat on the jumping machine, and Jiang Xiaqing was next to Qin Feng.

On Qin Feng's left hand side is Jiang Xiaqing, and on his right hand side is a flat-headed brother.

As soon as Brother Pingtou sat down, his face turned white with a brush, which was visible to the naked eye.

Qin Feng looked at this buddy's trembling appearance, and thought: Don't play if you're afraid, why should people get along with themselves, alas......

At this time, the jumping machine slowly lifted into the air, Jiang Xiaqing happily grabbed Qin Feng's hand and said, "Qin Feng, look ahead, it's so beautiful."

At an altitude of more than 20 meters, the beautiful scenery of the entire amusement park is really beautiful.

"Qin Feng, look there, there's the entrance, and that's where we just came in." Jiang Xiaqing happily pointed ahead.

Qin Feng smiled but did not speak.

In the next second, the jumping machine fell vertically, and Qin Feng's ears buzzed again.

The screams came and went, and Qin Feng was about to be shocked to death.

Afterwards, Qin Feng got down from the jumping machine and shook his head.

The staff helped Jiang Xiaqing unbuckle his seat belt.

At this time, Jiang Xiaqing said to Qin Feng, "Qin Feng, I can't move."

Qin Feng frowned and asked, "What's the situation?"

Jiang Xiaqing smiled and said, "My legs are weak."

Qin Feng saw her smiling like this, and knew what she wanted to do.

"Do you want me to carry you?" Qin Feng asked.

Jiang Xiaqing pursed his lips and nodded, "Yes, brother, my legs are weak and I can't walk."

Why does this sound a bit like green tea?

The staff on the side was so anxious that they were sweating, thinking: Carry her quickly, you don't carry me.

Qin Feng finally succumbed to beauty, man, normal.

Of course, there are conditions for Qin Feng to carry people.

Qin Feng said slowly, "I'll carry you a part, and you will carry me a part, is it fair?"

Jiang Xiaqing nodded and said, "Okay, okay, come on, come on!"

Qin Feng turned around and picked up Jiang Xiaqing on his back.

Jiang Xiaqing weighed one hundred and three pounds, which was not heavy at all to carry, and it was very comfortable.

The reason for the comfort is that Jiang Xiaqing's place where meat should grow is not ambiguous at all.

Top beauties are like this, thin where they should be thin, and meat where they should have meat.

At this time, Brother Pingtou said to the staff, "I also have weak legs."

The staff had a black line on his face and said embarrassedly, "Sir, if you don't come down again, the machine will be restarted."

"Oh don't, don't don't."

Qin Feng walked on the road with Jiang Xiaqing on his back, and everyone else cast envious glances.

What a handsome man and a beautiful woman.

Jiang Xiaqing grabbed Qin Feng's neck with both hands and whispered in Qin Feng's ear, "Am I heavy?"

"It's fine." Qin Feng replied.

"It's fine." Jiang Xia Qingmei said.

Then, Jiang Xiaqing asked, "Brother, have you carried other girls before?"

Qin Feng can't answer this, this is a proposition.

So, Qin Feng avoided her topic and said, "What time is the fireworks show later?"

"Ten o'clock, it's early."

"Do you want to play anything else?"

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaqing thought of something, and she said excitedly: "Brother, at eight o'clock in the evening, the amusement park locomotive show, let's go and see it, it seems that there is a trapeze motorcycle, which is super cool."

"Really?"

"Yes, yes, those little brothers of the locomotives are super handsome, and the scene is super burning." Jiang Xiaqing said happily.

In the next second, Qin Feng let go directly, and Jiang Xiaqing almost fell and squatted.

Jiang Xiaqing had a slight temper and said, "What are you doing?"

"Those little locomotive brothers are so handsome, you let them carry you." Qin Feng said coldly.

These words sounded sour, and Jiang Xiaqing was very happy in his heart.

She poked Qin Feng's arm and asked, "What? I praise others for being handsome, are you jealous?"

Qin Feng sighed and said, "Jokes? Will I be jealous? Nope."

"You lie, you know what you have." Jiang Xiaqing said with a smile.

Qin Feng looked at her smug little expression and said, "Once upon a time, there was a super hot girl, she drank too much, asked me to carry her, and then I ...... it."

Jiang Xiaqing was happy one second, and the next second he directly broke the big defense.

Jiang Xiaqing grabbed Qin Feng's neck and said, "Shut up, don't lie to me anymore, you are deliberately angry with me, right?" Can't you afford to play?"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "It's you who can't afford to play."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, anyway, from now on, you can only carry one of me, and if you carry one more, you will ...... You're ...... You'll lose a million."

Qin Feng replied, "It doesn't matter, I'm not short of money."

Jiang Xiaqing was going to be angry.

Then, Jiang Xiaqing said angrily, "If you dare to carry one more, you will be one centimeter shorter

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Qin Feng leaned back, then counted his fingers, and said with a serious face, "If you count it like this, I still have twenty-five chances, hahaha."

At this moment, Jiang Xiaqing really wanted to kill Qin Feng headlong.

He's just too bad.