Chapter 366: Drinking Table Game, Whoever Rings Drinks Drinks
It's raining heavily outside, and it's estimated that it's enough to stop choking for a while.
Tonight it's three people and two beds, it's hard......
Why does God have to set such a test for Qin Feng every time?..
The last time I went to the grassland on the clouds, the bed was not enough, and this time the bed is not enough.
It doesn't matter, the gun is naturally straight to the head of the bed, and one step at a time is counted as a step.
While preparing dinner, Pu Jia set up the window shed of the RV.
The rain beats on the carport, ticking like a symphony.
On a whim, Pu Jia said to Qin Feng, "Qin Feng, I'll give you a problem."
Qin Feng replied, "Problem? How hard is it?"
"Can you improvise a few songs? The word rain must be included in the lyrics, and it can be original or sung by someone else." Pu Jia said.
Qin Feng thought for a while and said, "Yes."
"Then you sing it." Pu Jia said excitedly.
Qin Feng shook his head and refused: "Do you want to prostitute for nothing again?"
Pu Jia thought for a while and said, "That's it, I can always pay, you sing a song, I'll let Jingjing give you a thousand yuan, don't lose it."
Qin Feng said: "The president of the Tangtang Group will give 1,000 yuan, it's really enough, I think I will give at least 1 million."
Pu Jia said, "If you want a million, you can give it, but only if I am satisfied."
Qin Feng said, "Okay, I'll barely sing a few paragraphs, but I want to state one thing first, songs have never been a tool for me to collect money, they are a kind of spiritual power, which has the effect of cleansing the soul."
Pu Jia asked, "Then have you washed your soul with songs?"
Qin Feng replied, "Of course, I wash it every day, once in the morning and once in the evening."
Pu Jia urged, "Don't be poor, sing quickly, I'll get you a guitar."
Pu Jia brought Qin Feng a guitar.
Qin Feng thought for a moment and remembered the classic love song "The Rain Keeps Falling".
So, Qin Feng stirred the strings and sang the first song with the word rain.
It rained all the time, and the atmosphere was not harmonious
Under the same roof, you gradually feel that your heart is changing
You love him, maybe with hatred
Most of his youth was consumed, and he was just playing with him
A song "The Rain Keeps Falling" affectionately interprets what it means to be a prince of love songs.
This song also made Jingjing get out of the bed, she hurriedly opened the door and said, "Who wrote this song? It's so real, my great youth, I'm playing with you."
Jingjing resonated with this song, and the whole person seemed very excited.
Pu Jia signaled: "Jingjing, listen to the song attentively, don't substitute."
Qin Feng skillfully responded to Jingjing with a lyric: "I just love him to the depths, I don't want to break it all, it's a cliff that never has a back road."
Jingjing pointed at Qin Feng and said, "You are the cliff."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Yes, I am a cliff, and I need to fill it with your love."
Jingjing rolled her eyes and said, "Get out of here, I don't want to fill you up."
Qin Feng changed his words and said, "Otherwise, I'll fill you up and use my ...... Ahem, ahem, fill you up."
Jingjing reacted immediately, she hurriedly went to clean her ears, this man was simply terrible, Jingjing was defiled if she was not careful.
Pu Jia was completely inappropriate, she applauded and said, "The performance of that song just now is very real, and the expression of emotions is also very rich and original?"
Qin Feng replied, "Sort of."
"One more song." Pu Jia said unfinished.
Qin Feng sang another song "June Rain", the melody is soothing, the lyrics are beautiful, and it really sings to the hearts of the people.
A rain trapped me here
Your indifferent expression will make me sad
The rain in June is unforgiving you
With a little bit of pain in my heart
After singing this song, Jingjing fully understood
What is Sven scum.
Jingjing was jealous of Qin Feng's talent, and at the same time, she couldn't help but sigh.
God, why is it that the more people who are overflowing with feelings, the more they can write such affectionate songs?
Jingjing stepped forward and said, "Qin Feng, you should wear a pair of gold-rimmed glasses."
Qin Feng frowned and said, "Why? I'm not short-sighted."
"Because then you're more of a Sven scum."
Qin Feng said with a smile: "I don't admit that I am a scum, and Sven has nothing to do with me, after all, I like to tear *** men."
Jingjing took two steps back, because what she was wearing now was ***.
After listening to the two songs, Pu Jia felt satisfied.
"Come back to the company to record the songs, these two songs are full of ideas, excellent lyrics, and moving melodies, I dare not guarantee that they will be popular, but at least they can be a small hit." Pu Jia said.
Qin Feng said lightly: "I don't sing to make money, I want those who are trapped by love to have a spiritual sustenance."
Jingjing then said, "Then please return that black card to me, thank you."
Qin Feng glared at Jingjing and said, "I'll give you a big bidou."
Soon, dinner was ready.
Three people sat on leather sofas, around a small round table, drinking beer and eating barbecue.
This is also a kind of artistic conception.
Although Jingjing was ostensibly open to Qin Feng, she still cared about Qin Feng very much.
No, the first meat in the baking dish, Jingjing wrapped it in lettuce leaves, dipped it in dipping sauce, and handed it to Qin Feng first.
Qin Feng looked very disgusted, and said, "Did you just go to the toilet and didn't wash your hands? Sample, I knew you wanted to trick me."
Jingjing has never been so speechless in her life.
Jingjing was furious: "Do you think everyone is as unhygienic as you? Do you eat or not?"
Qin Feng shook his head and said, "If you don't eat it, I think you're dirty, I like to be self-reliant."
At this time, Pu Jia also rolled one for Qin Feng, handed it to him and said, "Qin Feng, this one doesn't have chili peppers, do you want to eat it?"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "It's okay, Mr. Cao, you are already spicy enough, you don't need to put more chili peppers, thank you."
Qin Feng happily took the lettuce rolls.
Jingjing is treated so differently, how can she bear it?
"You don't think I'm spicy enough, do you mean?" Jingjing said coldly.
Qin Feng said while eating, "Don't sit down, I didn't say you."
In the next second, Jingjing directly tore her knee skirt with her hands.
A good over-the-knee skirt is torn directly into a miniskirt.
Good fellow, this woman is terrible.
Qin Feng broke out in a cold sweat while watching, this little lady definitely has a tendency to violence.
However, violence is violence, but it does have a strong visual impact.
Then, Jingjing took a posture of Erlang's legs and said, "Is it spicy enough now?"
Qin Feng nodded awkwardly and said, "You really fight."
"Then you hurry up and give me a bite to eat, don't leave a bite."
Jingjing is like a female tyrannosaurus, but this female tyrannosaurus has the most perfect appearance and figure in the world, which is really difficult to top.
Since it is impossible to conquer this female tyrannosaurus from the front, it is better to do the opposite.
So, Qin Feng began to obey Jingjing's wishes.
Jingjing rolls a cauliflower roll, and Qin Feng eats one.
Roll one, eat one.
I didn't even have to eat it.
Jingjing decisively put away her arrogance just now, lowered her voice and said, "Brother, you have eaten too much, it's time for me, I haven't eaten a bite."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Don't you want to be courteous to me? How can I waste your kindness? I just didn't have a bite left."
Jingjing was embarrassed and said, "You are so obedient."
Soon, Qin Feng was seventy percent full, and Qin Feng let out a long hiccup.
This burp lasts for ten seconds, and it is a burp
and Jingjing were stunned.
Jingjing was shocked and said, "You can apply for Guinness World Records with this hiccup."
Pu Jia hates people who are not polite, especially the boys who burp unscrupulously at the dinner table.
However, there are exceptions to everything.
The man in front of her just can't make her hate, why is this?
The so-called food and clothing give rise to evil thoughts, Qin Feng still can't eat too much.
So, Qin Feng slowed down his progress and said, "Let's play a game."
Jingjing likes to play games, and she happily says, "Okay, okay, what are you playing? Sieve pai gow? Or Truth or Dare? Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses will take off a piece of clothing?"
Jingjing's words reveal her true nature.
Qin Feng immediately retorted: "Can you be a positive person? What is the system of taking off clothes at every turn? Lonely men and widows, in the wilderness, what if I can't hold it? Do you raise a child when you give birth?"
Jingjing said embarrassedly, "Big brother, you think so much, can this be associated with having a child?"
Qin Feng thought for a moment and said, "In this way, let's play a small game of drinking table, the name of the game is whoever rings and who drinks, as the name suggests, the three of us will post a circle of friends together, and the content of the circle of friends is the contact information of the three of us, if someone's mobile phone rings, then we want to drink a glass of wine, how about it?"
Jingjing smiled and said, "Oh, I thought it was a high-level game, no problem, but it's too boring to drink beer, sister, is there any foreign wine in the car?"
Pu Jia smiled and said, "I'll get it."
Qin Feng said in a cold voice, "Last time, I got you two drunk, I didn't have any face at all, this time, I have to get the field back."
Pu Jia took out two bottles of wild grid, plus four bottles of Red Bull.
Qin Feng couldn't help but sigh: "Yege with Red Bull, tonight is worry-free."
Jingjing expertly unscrews the cap and then fills the wine in a certain proportion.
When Jingjing poured the third cup, Qin Feng said in time, "Wait, your sister has to drive tomorrow and can't drink."
Jingjing said: "It's okay, one night's hard work, with my sister's ability, can completely metabolize alcohol."
"That's not going to work, you can't take any chances." Qin Feng said.
Jingjing smiled and said, "Are you scared? Afraid that our sisters will join forces to get you drunk?"
Qin Feng hesitated for two seconds, to be honest, it was indeed terrifying for these two people to join forces.
Jingjing continued: "If you want to admit that you are afraid, I will let my sister stop, I will have 1v1 solo with you, how about it?"
Qin Feng said confidently, "Come on, come on, who is afraid of whom, you can't drink, you can't vomit."
"Yes, yes, yes."
At this time, Pu Jia added: "It's okay, Qin Feng, I have a alcohol detector in my car, take a test tomorrow, if you pass and then go on the road, I can accompany you tonight."
It can be seen that Pujia is also really greedy for wine.
Qin Feng had a premonition that something was wrong, but, as a master, Qin Feng couldn't be cowardly.
So, Qin Feng slapped the table and said, "Come on, come on, who's afraid of whom."
Jingjing also shouted and said, "Life and death are downplayed, if you don't accept it, you will do it, hahahaha."
Qin Feng continued: "The ugly words are said in the front, drunk and disorderly, you can't be convicted, let's make a gentleman's agreement first, in case there is really a spark, you can't complain, and most importantly, you can't call the police."
Jingjing smiled and said, "Don't talk about sparks, even if you rub out children, I don't need you to raise them, I will raise them myself."
Jingjing's words made people's blood boil when they heard it.
At this time, Pu Jia got up and locked the RV to prevent bad people from coming in in the middle of the night.
Qin Feng had a feeling that he had entered a thief's den, and he said embarrassedly, "Mr. Cao, don't close the door, what if I want to vomit?"
Pu Jia replied, "It's okay, there is a toilet in the toilet, and I spit in the toilet, we are now in a remote section, so we still have to pay attention to safety."
Qin Feng nodded and said, "There's nothing wrong with it, it's still Mr. Cao's thoughtfulness."
If the six beers just served as a warm-up, now the battle has officially begun.
The three of them sent a circle of friends at the same time, announcing each other's phone numbers, and with the text: Whoever rings and who drinks.
Qin Feng is not afraid of this game at all, because his "stupid girl" will automatically block Jiang Xiaqing and them.
A fire in the backyard doesn't happen at all.
Soon, a few minutes after this circle of friends was announced, Jingjing's mobile phone rang.
Jingjing said angrily: "Who is this, I really don't have the eyesight to see it, turn around and block him."
According to the rules of the game, Jingjing needs to connect the phone and turn on the speakerphone.
Jingjing pressed the hands-free button and said coldly, "Hey, which one?"
On the other end of the line was a boy with a very magnetic voice.
"Jingjing, are you drinking outside? Drink less."
From the voice, it can be heard that the other party is a warm man.
Jingjing responded, "Since you want me to drink less, you shouldn't call me."
The boy said anxiously, "I mean, where are you? I'll go to you, and I'll help you block your wine."
The boy did not hesitate, and Qin Feng was particularly moved when he listened.
However, Jingjing's answer was heart-wrenching enough.
"Big brother, who are you? Can you tell me first? I don't have your remarks." Jingjing asked.
The boy immediately broke the defense, and then said embarrassedly, "It's me, Sun Xiaobin, we met at the last party."
"Xiaobin, okay, I know, you are the first person to be blocked and deleted by me tonight, out of respect, I want to know your name first, hang up."
Jingjing hung up the phone, and then simply blocked the other party and deleted it.
At the same moment, there is one more sad person in this world.
Qin Feng couldn't help but say, "You are really ruthless, you just blocked and deleted, and directly gave him 10,000 critical damage? I have pictures in my head."
Jingjing drank the cup and said, "Shut up, I hate warm men the most, do you know why?"
"Why?" Qin Feng asked.
"Because the warm man is like coal, it is quite warm when it is burned, but when it is burned, it will all become scum." Jingjing explained.
"Damn, a warm man becomes a scumbag?" Qin Feng's description of Jingjing was extremely surprised.
"That's right, that's what it means, come on, come on."
The three of them continued to wait, but what they were waiting for was Jingjing's mobile phone ringtone.
"Su Hey, Su Hey, Su Hey......" Jingjing's mobile phone ringtone is quite magical, and people can't help but sing along.
Qin Feng was so nervous that he said with a smile, "Su hey, Su hey, Su hey."
Jingjing connected again, and it was a warm man who could only ask for warmth on the phone.
This kind of warm man, Jingjing sees one and deletes one.
Jingjing drank five glasses in a row, and she was a little overwhelmed.
Of course, Jingjing's alcohol consumption is more than that, mainly because she drinks too quickly.
Just when Qin Feng was beaming proudly, Qin Feng's mobile phone suddenly rang.
The caller ID turned out to be Li Lingjia.
Holy, what's going on?
Didn't the stupid girl set up a block? Impossible.
Qin Feng was a little panicked, what should I do? Waiting online, it's in a hurry.