Chapter 563: Uncle, where did you crash my little stupid chicken

Qin Feng didn't expect Lin Xi to catch a live chicken and come over, Qin Feng was stunned.

The uncle laughed so hard that his dentures were exposed.

Lin Xi saw that the uncle was smiling so happily, and asked, "Senior, why is the uncle smiling?"

Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "Lin Xi, where did you catch the chicken?"

Lin Xi replied, "I bought it with the villagers, fifty yuan, it's very cheap."

Qin Feng said: "The popcorn machine can fry chicken, but it needs to be processed in advance, and you will definitely not be able to do this."

Lin Xi asked, "What then?"

Qin Feng said, "At least pluck the hair first."

Lin Xi suddenly realized and said, "Okay, then I'll pluck the hair."

Qin Feng hurriedly stopped her and said, "Forget it, leave it to me."

So, Qin Feng personally went out to kill chickens and pluck feathers, all in one go.

Lin Xi is only responsible for boiling hot water.

Half an hour later, Qin Feng came back again and handed over a processed little stupid chicken to the uncle.

The uncle took the little stupid chicken and asked, "Do you want to deflate or let it go?"

Without waiting for Qin Feng to answer, Lin Xi said directly, "Uncle, let's let it go."

Jiang Xiaqing and others also expressed their desire to hear it.

Qin Feng could only say, "Okay, then let it go."

The uncle stuffs the little dumb chicken into the popcorn machine and starts his operation.

Soon, Qin Feng smelled the fragrance.

Jiang Xiaqing said excitedly, "Qin Feng, it's so fragrant."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "That's a must, I gave the chicken a taste in advance, it must be fragrant when it is baked, wait, you have a mouthful."

Li Lingjia couldn't help but swallow his saliva and said, "I'm looking forward to it, just by smelling it, I've already started to get on it."

Jingjing also said anxiously, "Hurry up, I'm so hungry."

Let's wait together.

Finally, the uncle signaled.

Then, everyone covered their ears and listened to a loud bang coming from the popcorn machine.

Bang, it's louder than just popcorn.

The uncle smiled and said, "Is it loud?"

Qin Feng nodded and replied, "Uncle, it's really loud."

Qin Feng hurriedly served the plate and prepared to serve the chicken, and then Qin Feng searched for a long time, but did not find his little stupid chicken.

Qin Feng asked in surprise, "Uncle, where is my chicken?" Where did you crash my little stupid chicken?"

The uncle said, "Isn't it all in the bag?"

Qin Feng rummaged through the bag and found that it was all scum.

Jiang Xiaqing and others also came around, and everyone said they couldn't accept it.

A good plate of chicken was shattered into pieces.

Qin Feng collapsed, and he asked, "Uncle, what's the situation?"

The uncle replied, "That's the situation, don't you want to let it go?"

Qin Feng was stunned for a second, and then asked, "What does it mean?"

The uncle explained, "If you make a sound, it will be easy to break, and if you deflate, it will be cooked and it will be eaten."

Qin Feng was really drunk.

Qin Feng asked, "Uncle, why didn't you say it earlier?"

The uncle said, "I've asked you a long time ago, sound or deflate? You all said "Loud", was that loud sound just now?"

Qin Feng replied, "It's quite loud, poor little stupid chicken."

Jiang Xiaqing and the others were also very depressed.

Jiang Xiaqing said complainingly, "I knew that it was good to deflate."

Chen Yihan also said, "Yes, what now? What do you have for lunch?"

Lin Xi said with a serious expression: "One person does things and one person is responsible, it's all my fault, I'll catch another chicken."

After Lin Xi finished speaking, he rushed away into the distance again, good guy, Lin Xi is really too persistent.

There is no way, Qin Feng can only concoct it in the same way and do it again.

Boiling hot water, killing chickens, plucking chicken feathers......

At four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone finally had a delicious "fried chicken".

Everyone's face showed a look of great satisfaction.

"I'm so happy." Jiang Xiaqing couldn't help but sigh.

Li Lingjia also said: "The taste of childhood is so good."

Lin Xi: "I really want to catch another chicken."

Qin Feng hurriedly stopped and said, "Lin Xi, I advise you to be kind, I won't pluck chicken feathers anymore."

Lin Xi smiled and said, "Senior, thank you for making this delicious fried chicken for us, I'll go to your room tonight."

As soon as these words came out, the other six girls on the table looked at Lin Xi one after another.

Lin Xi then said, "I'll go to your room tonight and help you take out the garbage."

Jiang Xia Qing breathed a long sigh of relief.

After dinner, Qin Feng went to the small supermarket to buy a basketball.

There happened to be a basketball hoop in the compound, and although there was not even a basketball net, Qin Feng was still very happy.

Chen Yihan changed into sneakers and wanted to play with Qin Feng for a while.

Chen Yihan was eager to try and said, "Senior, let's have bullfighting."

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Bullfighting? It's not interesting, it's not challenging to play bullfighting with you, you're too vegetable."

Chen Yihan sighed and said, "Senior, let's play a game, okay?"

Qin Feng said, "If you can snatch the ball from me, I'll play a game with you."

Chen Yihan was eager to try and said, "Okay, this is what you said, don't go back."

Qin Feng nodded and said, "Don't regret it."

Subsequently, Chen Yihan began to break the ball frantically, but unfortunately, Qin Fengren is tall, has long arms, and big palms, how could Chen Yihan grab the ball.

Chen Yihan was careless, and Qin Feng directly staged a violent slap.

"Everyody slams you on the head." Qin Feng even sang.

Chen Yihan is about to cry, this is too bullying.

Jingjing couldn't stand it, so she decisively joined the battle.

"Yihan, I'll help you, let's wrap him up." Jingjing said.

Chen Yihan saw that there was a helper, and immediately cheered up and said, "Okay, Sister Jingjing, we will cover the seniors on the left and the right."

For a while, Qin Feng encountered a double attack.

But Qin Feng, as a top ball control master, is not afraid at all, and the basketball in his hand comes and goes freely in his hands.

Since the double bag clamp didn't work, Jingjing called another helper.

"Jiajia, come here and help." Jingjing shouted.

Li Lingjia responded, "Come on, come on."

Now, Qin Feng has no choice.

"Hey, you're pulling, the thug is foul, hey, why are you still poking your eyes? It's obviously hitting people with the ball." Qin Feng protested loudly.

It's just a pity that the protest was ineffective, and there were no referees on the pitch today.

As the sun set, everyone had a great time in the compound.

Afterwards, Qin Feng said to Li Lingjia, who was off the court: "Li Lingjia, you played too dirty, you actually hit people with the ball."

Li Lingjia smiled and said, "Where did you hit you?"

Qin Feng glared at her and said, "You wait, take the time to find an opportunity, I will definitely sanction you."

For dinner, Qin Feng made a vegetable salad, and everyone ate very happily, one by one like a little white rabbit.

When it was time to rest, Qin Feng's stomach began to growl, hungry.

Qin Feng was going to borrow something to eat.

Just as Qin Feng was getting dressed, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Qin Feng, have you slept?" Li Lingjia asked.

Qin Feng opened the door and asked, "Something to do with me?"

Li Lingjia entered the house decisively and said, "Go in and say, close the door."

Li Lingjia is mysterious and secretive, and there is nothing good at first glance.

Sure enough, Li Lingjia had something to ask Qin Feng for.

However, she was hesitant and embarrassed to speak. new

Qin Feng is most annoyed by others talking half-way.

"Are you okay?" If it's okay, I'll go back to sleep, and if someone else finds out, I'll think we have a leg." Qin Feng said.

Li Lingjia glared at Qin Feng and snorted coldly, "Don't we have one leg?"

Qin Feng hurriedly stopped and said, "Li Lingjia, don't spread rumors, I'm me, you're you."

Li Lingjia said angrily, "Qin Feng, you have no conscience, have you forgotten what I have done for you?"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "How did you start recalling? But man, learn to look forward, and be quick to say, 'What is the matter with me?'

Li Lingjia sighed and said, "I ate too much popcorn during the day, so I ...... So ......."

Qin Feng frowned and asked, "So what's wrong?"

Li Lingjia replied, "It's on fire."

Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "What should I be, drink more water on the fire, you came to me, what? How can I put out the fire?"

Li Lingjia said shyly, "Qin Feng, I'm a little constipated......

As soon as these words came out, Qin Feng couldn't hold back, hahahaha, he finally seized an opportunity to sanction Li Lingjia.

Qin Feng held back his laughter and said, "So, you came to me to ......

Li Lingjia hurriedly said, "Don't think about it, don't you know how to get needles, hurry up and give me an injection and treat it, I'm really uncomfortable."

Qin Feng's old face flushed and said, "The effect of needle pricking is very slow, and I have a relatively quick method."

Li Lingjia asked, "What method?"