Chapter 582: Third Party Break-In
Qin Feng hid in the closet, and there was a sound of knocking outside.
Soon, Qin Feng saw a zombie in ancient clothes through the gap in the wardrobe.
Qin Fengren was stupid.
Who is to blame for this? If you want to blame it, it's to blame Lin Xi for watching too many horror movies.
Qin Feng's voice came from his ears, and the sound was extremely terrifying.
Qin Feng followed the stupid girl's suggestion, held his breath, and didn't breathe.
Qin Feng called out to the silly girl in his heart, and said hoarsely, "Silly girl, where have you been? Come out quickly, I need you."
Silly girl: "Master, you have grown up, it's time to face it bravely, be brave, and not be afraid of difficulties."
Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "I'm really scared, stupid girl."
The silly girl suggested: "Master, don't be afraid of zombies, according to the Pythagorean theorem, you just need to hide in the corner, and zombies won't be able to poke you."
Qin Feng roared inwardly, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
The stupid girl said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry master, I was in a hurry just now, so I ......."
Qin Feng pinched his nose, about to reach the limit.
At this time, the zombie stopped in front of the closet, as if knowing that Qin Feng was inside.
Qin Feng closed his eyes, thinking that it was over, he was going to be bitten to death.
In the next second, a bold idea popped up from Qin Feng's mind.
Why do you have to let zombies bite? Why can't you bite zombies?
So, just when Qin Feng couldn't hold it back, Qin Feng directly pushed open the door of the wardrobe and threw down the zombie hard, ready to fight this monster to the death.
However, Qin Feng never expected that this zombie was not a traditional zombie, but an Internet celebrity zombie?
Good guy, this body, this face, this is still afraid of a fart? Qin Feng thought to himself.
Sure enough, Lin Xi's dream couldn't be thought about according to normal logical thinking.
After Qin Feng's fierce struggle, the Internet celebrity zombie disappeared, and Qin Feng won.
At this time, the silly girl also jumped out and asked with concern, "Master, are you okay?"
Qin Feng breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "Silly girl, I found out that your information is not accurate any time, are you sincere?"
The silly girl smiled and said, "Not really, master, I didn't mean to."
Qin Feng lay on the bed and said lazily, "I'm really tired, if you want to make up for it, give me a massage quickly."
Suddenly, there was another knocking sound outside, and the silly girl said nervously, "This time it's really here, master."
The silly girl immediately hid in the bed.
Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "What are you hiding under the covers?"
The silly girl said, "There is an enchantment in the bed, and the evil things are scattered."
Qin Feng said in a cold voice, "Just that little zombie just now, I have one in one hand, wait, I'll deal with it."
Qin Feng confidently turned around and opened the door directly to prepare for the battle.
However, in the next second, Qin Feng jumped directly on the bed in fright.
"Holy, what the hell is this?"
Qin Feng was stupid, the zombie in front of him was a genuine traditional zombie, the kind that would spit out corpse gas.
Qin Feng didn't dare to fight against this kind of dirty thing.
So, Qin Feng also hid in the quilt and hugged the stupid girl, trembling.
The silly girl said, "Master, don't breathe, don't fart, hold on for three minutes and you're done."
Qin Feng said, "I'll try my best."
There was a sound of zombies constantly hazing in my ears, and zombies were jumping around the bed.
A minute passed, and Qin Feng felt that he was about to reach his limit.
A minute and a half passed, and the zombies were still gone.
Two minutes......
In the real world, Jiang Xiaqing said in a panic, "Jia Jia Jia Jia, why did Qin Feng pause his breathing? What's going on?"
Li Lingjia also discovered that Qin Feng really didn't pant anymore.
Li Lingjia said nervously, "I don't know either."
Jiang Xiaqing asked, "What now?"
Li Lingjia said, "What about artificial respiration? Gently, try not to wake him up."
"Okay, then I'll try."
In the real world, Jiang Xia clears mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration.
In the dream, Qin Feng felt extremely comfortable.
Originally, Qin Feng was about to suffocate to death, but in an instant, Qin Feng came back to life.
Qin Feng finally survived three minutes.
All is calm.
Qin Feng breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "My mother, let me wake up quickly, I really can't stand it."
In the real world, Jiang Xiaqing said in surprise: "It's useful, Jiajia."
Li Lingjia smiled and said, "Qingqing is awesome, it's okay now."
"Hmm."
In the dream, Qin Feng couldn't help but say after experiencing the tense and exciting zombie clips, "Can you give me a sweet girl and soothe my wounded heart."
As soon as the words fell, Qin Feng heard a knock on the door outside the villa.
"Help, help......"
The voice came from outside, and this time, Qin Feng kept an eye on it.
Qin Feng said to the silly girl, "Silly girl, you go and have a look first."
The silly girl said, "Yes, master."
Qin Feng held a rice cooker in his hand, always ready to fight.
Soon, the silly girl came back and said, "Master, it's a girl, and she looks very sweet."
Qin Feng asked in surprise, "Really?"
The stupid girl replied, "Really."
Qin Feng was just about to go downstairs, when suddenly he thought of something, so he asked vigilantly, "Silly girl, there will be no fraud, after all, here, true is false, fake is true."
Silly Girl smiled and said, "Probably not."
Qin Feng went downstairs in disbelief and saw Tianmei.
The sweet girl looks very much like the two-dimensional heroine, which anime is it, Qin Feng has forgotten a little.
The silly girl reminded, "Master, this should be a character conjured up in Lin Xi's mind."
Qin Feng said, "Okay, I understand, finally come to a normal place."
The sweet girl looked at Qin Feng with a blank look in her eyes, and whispered, "Brother, I'm so scared."
Qin Feng comforted, "Don't be afraid, I'll take you to take a bath."
Silly girl: "??"
With a frightened expression, Sweet said, "I'm so hungry......
Qin Feng hurriedly changed his words and said, "Ah, there is food in the refrigerator, I'll go get it for you."
In this way, the sweet girl was comfortably settled, and Qin Feng also had a companion.
It's just that Qin Feng still has to be vigilant at all times in case of accidents.
Sweet girl ate and drank to her heart's content, lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.
Qin Feng looked at the slender figure of the sweet girl and fell into deep thought.
Qin Feng thought to himself, "Since it's in a dream, is it okay to ......?"
In the next second, the stupid girl slapped Qin Feng with a frying pan and said, "Master, if you are in your own dream, it will be fine, this is in Lin Xi's dream, do you dare?"
Qin Feng said coldly, "What am I afraid of? Who do you look down on?"
The stupid girl replied, "Master, I don't look down on you, I mean, in case in the middle of doing something bad, the sweet girl transforms directly, aren't you afraid?"
Qin Feng gasped and said, "Don't talk about it, I still have a shadow of the zombie just now."
The silly girl said, "Yes, master, it's better to restrain yourself."
Qin Feng was uneasy in the villa, and he said to the stupid girl, "It's not the same thing for us to stay like this all the time, where is Lin Xi? Isn't there a clue at all?"
The silly girl said, "There should be clues, but we haven't found them yet."
Qin Feng sighed and said, "Now we are so passive."
The silly girl said, "Maybe the master is going to stay in the dream for a while."
Qin Feng asked, "How long is a period of time? One day? Two days?"
The silly chick shook her head.
Qin Feng said again, "It can't be a month."
The silly girl said, "Ten or eight years is possible."
Qin Feng was shocked and said, "Then when I wake up, won't I become a little old man?"
Silly Niu explained, "No, master, because the dream world does not match the real world time, and the ten years in the dream world may only be a few minutes in reality."
Qin Feng was a little lost.
Qin Feng asked, "Then can I take the initiative to wake up?" The brain is forced to turn on."
The stupid girl replied, "Yes, but there is a risk of amnesia, does the master want to wake up now?"
Qin Feng said, "Forget it."
Just when Qin Feng was depressed, the stupid girl suddenly said, "Report to the master, there is a third party who wants to break into the dream, I must go and deal with it."
Qin Feng asked in surprise, "A third party? Who?"
The silly girl said, "It seems to be Li Lingjia, if she really enters Lin Xi's dream, the dream realm will be overloaded, and the consequences may be serious."
Qin Feng asked nervously, "What will be the consequences?"
The silly girl replied, "It may cause you to have temporary incontinence."
Qin Feng was shocked and asked, "Really? Why am I incontinent?"
The silly girl said, "Because the master is of the opposite sex."
Qin Feng was convinced.
Soon, the stupid girl went to deal with Li Lingjia.
Within a few minutes, a blue light flashed, and Li Lingjia appeared in front of Qin Feng wearing battle armor.
Qin Feng was stunned.
I'm going, what's going on?
Li Lingjia was also confused, she and Qin Feng looked at each other for a while.
Li Lingjia said dumbfoundedly, "Am I dreaming?"
Li Lingjia pinched his face and said, "It hurts, it's not a dream."
Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "You are dreaming."
When Li Lingjia saw Qin Feng, a fiery light flowed from his eyes.
Qin Feng looked at this look and looked wrong.
Li Lingjia pressed towards Qin Feng step by step, and Qin Feng said loudly, "Li Lingjia, you calm down for me."
Li Lingjia smiled evilly and said, "In my dream, can I still be scared by you? Stand still, I'm going to spoil you."
Li Lingjia said the words of a tiger and a wolf, obviously, she had dreamed of Qin Feng on weekdays.
Fortunately, the silly girl appeared in time and separated the two.
Subsequently, the silly girl told Li Lingjia about the current situation.
Li Lingjia was stunned when he heard this, and Li Lingjia said, "So, we are in Lin Xi's dream?".
Qin Feng replied, "Yes, that's right, I'm wondering, how did you get in?"
Li Lingjia said: "I listened to that lullaby, so I came in, it's amazing, what is the principle of this?"
Qin Feng replied, "You don't need to know what the principle is, you just need to tell me, where did you get this dress?"
Li Lingjia said, "When I first came in, I also chose three skills."
Qin Feng asked urgently, "What skill?"
Li Lingjia said: "Invulnerability, invincibility and teleportation."
Qin Feng was stunned and asked, "Why are your skills so cool?"
In this regard, the stupid girl explained: "Master, in fact, when you first came in, you also had these options, but you didn't pay attention to them."
Qin Feng said in his heart: "Star, you star."
Then, Qin Feng said to the stupid girl, "I want to change my skills."
The silly girl replied, "Master, the skill library will be updated in an hour, and the master can be replaced at that time."