Chapter 666: At First I Thought It Was Just A Fart!
Qin Feng and a few people came to the seafood stall and ate to their heart's content.
Pipi shrimp, king crab, small green dragon, anyway, you can order whatever is expensive.
After all, Qin Feng was rarely generous, and he had to be slaughtered severely.
However, the girls never expected that the owner of this seafood food stall turned out to be a fan of Qin Feng.
This meal is directly free of charge.
Li Lingjia broke the defense, she didn't expect Qin Feng's influence to be so great, and there were his fans all over the world.
Qin Feng was also very reluctant to go, but the boss resolutely refused to accept money, and only asked for a group photo.
Group photo or something, of course no problem.
On the way back to the villa, Li Lingjia couldn't help but say, "Qin Feng, you feel like you're going to become a national idol now, why are you all fans?"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "There's no way, maybe Jingjing's propaganda is in place, it's hard, female secretary."
Jingjing said proudly: "That's it, half of your fans are promoted by me, praise me."
Qin Feng praised: "The best female secretary of the year is none other than you."
A few people returned to the villa, and everyone rested for a while and then went swimming.
Girls, I'm always worried about growing meat.
Only Jingjing, she didn't go swimming, and at the moment she was holding the tablet on the sofa to retouch.
Qin Feng sat down beside her and asked, "Why don't you go swimming?" After eating, sit down, aren't you afraid of getting fat?"
Jingjing said coldly: "We just have that strength, if we want to be fat, we can be fat, and if we want to be thin, we can be thin."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Really? Don't brag, your little belly is almost overwhelmed."
Jingjing rolled her eyes and said, "Believe it or not, I can make my little belly disappear in a second?"
Qin Feng shook his head and said, "I don't believe it."
Jingjing immediately took a deep breath, and her little belly was gone with a brush.
Jingjing exhaled again, and her little belly appeared again, which was really amazing.
Qin Feng smiled and said, "It's kind of interesting."
Jingjing said: "I am now trying to sprint towards 105 pounds, and strive to gain 105 pounds by the end of the year."
Qin Feng frowned and asked, "Everyone else is desperately trying to lose weight, why do you still want to get fatter and fatter the more you eat?"
Jingjing replied, "I'm pursuing an ultimate chubby beauty, do you know what it means to be chubby?"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "I definitely understand, no one knows how to be slightly fat better than me, but 105 catties is no different for you, you might as well try 130 catties."
Jingjing immediately beat Qin Feng and said, "Get out of here, 130 catties won't become a gas canister, the top and bottom sides are thick."
The two were fighting, and Qin Feng suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, maybe he had eaten too much seafood, after all, seafood was cold.
At this time, Jingjing threw a question at Qin Feng.
Jingjing asked with interest, "Qin Feng, if I really become 130 catties, will you still like me?"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "How is it possible, I don't like you at 98 catties, how can I like you at 130 catties?"
Jingjing broke her defense and said, "Qin Feng, I hate you, hum."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Just kidding, why can't you afford to play?"
Jingjing was angry, she didn't want to deal with Qin Feng.
Qin Feng's face suddenly became heavy and said, "What sound?"
Jingjing said, "Don't be pretentious, there is no sound."
Qin Feng turned on the actor mode and said seriously: "There is really a sound, it seems to be a sound from my stomach, like a cat."
Jingjing was speechless, and she said, "Do you really think I'm stupid and sweet? Don't try to fool me."
Qin Feng insisted, "Come and listen, I will allow you to lie on my abdominal muscles and do whatever you want."
Jingjing immediately smiled when she heard her abs, and she said with a smile, "That's what you said."
Qin Feng nodded and said, "Yes, I said it."
Jingjing was really fooled, she stuck it on Qin Feng's abdominal muscles and felt it
With the power of a washboard.
In the next second, Qin Feng turned sideways and directly came to a stinky fart.
Good guy, this kind of biological and chemical weapon was almost sent away to Jingjing.
Jingjing retched for a while, and she said angrily, "Qin Feng, you are shameless, stinky man."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Haha, I'll just say that there is a voice."
Jingjing was speechless and said, "At that moment, I seemed to see my grandmother."
Qin Feng smiled, but, smiling, he found that he couldn't laugh.
It doesn't seem like it's just a stinky fart.
Jingjing also sensed that something was wrong, she pinched her nose and said, "Why does your stinky fart keep going? And keep attacking?"
Qin Feng said embarrassedly, "It seems that I used too much force just now."
Jingjing was surprised and asked, "What do you mean?" What is the exertion?"..
Qin Feng didn't have time to explain, and ran to the toilet, which was really embarrassing.
The last time I pulled my trouser pocket was in the sixth grade of elementary school.
Jingjing also reacted immediately, she came to the door of the toilet, and said with a smile, "Qin Feng, are you pulling your pants pocket? Hahaha."
Qin Feng said angrily, "Jingjing, don't talk nonsense, you just pulled your trouser pockets."
Jingjing said proudly: "Don't lie to me, I found out, I didn't think that the actor would pull his trouser pocket, if this spreads, it will definitely make headlines."
Qin Feng immediately said, "Cao Jingjing, I advise you to be kind, if you dare to spread it, don't blame me for being polite."
Jingjing said coldly: "You still dare to threaten me? Believe it or not, I'm going to go to the pool right now and make a public announcement with a little loudspeaker?"
Qin Feng hurriedly said, "Don't be impulsive, if you have something to say."
Jingjing could now be regarded as having caught Qin Feng's handle, and she smiled and asked, "Let me ask you, if you can only bring one girl home, who will you bring?"
Qin Feng opened his mouth and replied, "You don't care who you bring, I won't take you anyway."
Jingjing said angrily, "Okay, you have a kind, I'll call my sister over now."
Qin Feng hurriedly changed his words and said, "Don't, take you, take you."
Jingjing smiled and said, "That's pretty much it, the second question, if you had to choose between me and my sister, who would you choose?"
Qin Feng replied, "Do you have to choose one? Neither? Everybody's an adult, speak boldly."
Jingjing snorted coldly: "You think so beautifully, you want both, can you do it yourself?"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "It must be possible."
Jingjing said, "I don't agree, you have to choose one, who do you choose?"
Qin Feng replied, "I'll choose your sister."
Jingjing was disappointed and said, "Why?"
Qin Feng said, "Because I want a sister-in-law more."
Jingjing said, "Pervert, I can see through you, a complete sifting fan."
Qin Feng smiled and said, "How long have we known each other? That's when you found out that I'm a big sifter fan? Do you remember the first time we met?"
Jingjing said: "Of course I remember, you slapped me directly, a slap on the buttocks, I can remember it for a lifetime."
Qin Feng said, "Haha, then I will remember it for a lifetime, and I will never forget it in this life."
Jingjing sighed and said, "Your stinks, I won't talk to you, I'll go swimming."
Qin Feng hurriedly said, "It's okay to swim, don't talk nonsense, take care of your mouth, do you hear?" Cao Jingjing? Jingjing?"
Jingjing: "I can't hear you!!"