Physical education
"The groom is invited!" The master of ceremonies shouted with the microphone.
Dongfang Yunyi wore a handsome suit and walked over from the red carpet with a smile in the middle of the banquet tables on both sides and the applause of the guests.
"What's going on? Why did I see myself? Is this God's perspective? Am I dead? Dongfang Yunyi was a little blindsided, because Dongfang Yunyi was floating on the upper right side of Dongfang Yunyi, who was wearing western clothes, like a ghost.
"Ask the bridegroom to say a few words to you." After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Dongfang Yunyi in a suit.
"What the hell is going on? Why are there so many people here? Groom? Me? What's going on? Did I cross over? "True Dongfang Yunyi from God's perspective hasn't figured out what's going on.
"Thank you very much for coming to my wedding with her and witnessing the happiness of the two of us, I met her in my sophomore year of high school, I didn't pay much attention to her at that time, but then I ......" Dongfang Yunyi, who was wearing a western suit, was still happily telling about his first acquaintance with her and the process of who boldly pursued love later.
"Why can't I hear what I'm talking about? Why am I smiling and saying this, what am I still talking about, why can't I hear any sound, and why am I floating in the air? β
"She and I can get here step by step, this is how it has been experienced," Dongfang Yunyi in the suit said, and the guests in the backstage applauded him, and the suit Yunyi also handed the microphone to the emcee.
"Let's invite the bride to the stage with a round of applause!"
Bride? My bride? Or is it ...... This "my" bride? How old am I? Why are you still married?
The middle door slowly opened, and a woman in a white wedding dress with an elegant smile slowly walked down the red carpet holding the right hand of a middle-aged man.
They can't see me, so I can fly over and see what this so-called bride looks like, she can't see her face at all in the air, and she has a veil.
Body? I can't move at all, it's like I'm frozen by a spell, it's so strange, I can't hear the name of the bride I said, I can't see the appearance of the bride, I can't even hear the experience of acquaintance, I won't travel to a parallel world. The more Dongfang Yunyi thought about it, the more outrageous it became.
Dongfang Yunyi, who was dressed in a west, stepped forward to take the bride's hand from the middle-aged man's hand and walked to the stage.
"Dongfang-san, Dongfang-san, haven't you dreamed enough?" A voice suddenly came from Dongfang Yunyi's ears.
Whose voice is this, and it feels familiar?
Dongfang Yunyi slowly opened his eyes, looked at Bai Yingno on the right, and suddenly realized: "It turns out ...... I'm dreaming, heh, fortunately, it's a dream, this dream feels weird, that's definitely not the real me. β
"Did Dongfang-san have any sweet dreams?" Bai Sakura still didn't miss any opportunity to trick Dongfang Yunyi.
"What dreams do I have to report to you?" Dongfang Yunyi looked at Bai Yingai a little helplessly and said.
"Ah, it can't be some ulterior h's dream...... And the girl who was hed by the oriental classmate won't be me, right? Otherwise, why wouldn't you dare answer my question? Oriental classmate" Bai Sakurano's left mouth rose slightly.
What dreams do I have to tell you? Then do I have to report to you when I take a shower and go to the toilet? And would a girl say she wants to be hed by other boys? Sure enough, it's a pervert. Dongfang Yunyi covered his face with his left hand and felt a little speechless. What does this dream mean, prophetic dream? No, no, no, how could I say so much if I don't like to talk to others, and that smile is disgusting, oh yes, the dream I fell asleep in the taxi last time was too, who is that little girl, in the dream, I just can't see the face of the person I want to see clearly, alas. Dreams are all the opposite, isn't it...... I wouldn't have gotten married very early, I didn't meet in my sophomore year of high school, and I wasn't the one I chased first, and that little girl ...... It's the other way around, the little boy, forget it, let's do it first.
"Why didn't Dongfang-san speak? Oh, it won't really let me say it, it seems that Dongfang classmates really still like me" Bai Yingnai deliberately opened her eyes wide, covered her mouth with her right hand, and said deliberately.
"Your side...... How many angels are around? Dongfang Yunyi put down his left hand, turned his face to Bai Yingnai, and said helplessly.
"Who knows? Maybe...... There are three. Bai Yingnai put the index finger of her right hand against her lower lip, looked at it and thought about it, and then said to Dongfang Yunyi.
"Yes, it seems to me that even Satan doesn't want to come near you," Dongfang Yunyi replied with some contempt.
"Speaking of which...... What time is this class? β
"The second period is between classes, and the third period of physical education will be held later."
Is Big Brother Dongfang chatting with Sakura-san? Bai Sakurano-san, who seems to be very happy, can he ...... Big Brother Dongfang and Bai Sakura have a play!? Obviously such a beautiful girl, but Brother Dongfang wants her not to entangle herself, alas, I really don't understand what Brother Dongfang thinks, wouldn't it be good to have a relationship with the trend, sure enough, Brother Dongfang still wants to establish a harem, after all, as long as there is one, there are a bunch of good, Brother Dongfang is really very thoughtful. Li Yuming, who was in the front row, watched Dongfang Yunyi and Bai Yingnai's chat, and couldn't help but fantasize in his heart.
At the same time, not only Li Yuming was looking at Bai Yingnai who was chatting with Dongfang Yunyi, Shangguan Qianmo, Nangong Qiu, and Fang Li were all paying attention to them, but because there were other classmates talking to him, he didn't go to Dongfang Yunyi to talk to him.
Knock knock! (Knocking on the classroom door)
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't you want to go to PE class anymore? Yes? Don't even go to the playground to meet? Are you still in the classroom, waiting for me to call you down? Didn't know if this class was a physical education class? A female teacher with long red ponytail hair and a red tracksuit knocked on the door of the classroom and said.
The eyes of the whole class immediately turned to the female teacher.
"Is this our PE teacher?"
"Holy, so good-looking?"
"Why haven't I ever seen one at school?"
"Double eyelids, long bright red hair, disdainful expression, face like the artist carved out - perfect, and the body is convex and backward, wow! Is this really a PE teacher? It can't be a model," the classmates were whispering.
"Is this your PE teacher? It's rare for a school to have such a beautiful teacher, it's still a physical education teacher," Bai Sakura said to Dongfang Yunyi after looking at the physical education teacher.
"I don't know, because this is the first PE class this semester, and the previous weeks of PE class have been taken up by other teachers." Dongfang Yunyi looked at the physical education teacher and said.
"What are you still talking about? Why don't you hurry downstairs to the playground? Do you need me to ask you to come down? The physical education teacher said with his hands on his chest and some anger.
Suddenly, everyone in the class ran out, especially Shangguan Qianmo, the ring finger and little thumb of the left hand were placed at the elbow joint of the right hand, the rest of the thumbs of the left hand were held, the index finger of the right hand, the middle finger was against the forehead, and the rest of the thumbs were held; I closed my eyes, and I seemed to be muttering something, and after I finished speaking, I ran out of the classroom and downstairs in a posture of "ninja run".
"I didn't expect Dongfang classmates to run downstairs with everyone, I thought Dongfang classmates would go downstairs slowly," Bai Sakura said to Dongfang Yunyi next to him while trotting down the stairs.
"You...... It's really annoying," Dongfang Yunyi replied.
If I don't run downstairs like everyone else, then don't I want to be an outlier? Isn't that asking for trouble for yourself?
"Dongfang-san, you will ...... in the future I'm going to live like you hate it," Shirakurano said with a meaningful smile and sped down the stairs towards the playground.
What is that guy talking about, and sure enough, it is harder to understand this guy than it is to invent the "Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon for Gyro Acceleration Jet".
After arriving at the playground, everyone defaulted to standing in the form of the first two rows of girls and the last two rows of boys.
Nangong Qiu is the fourth in the first row, no matter how you look at it, Nangong Qiu is taller than the person on the left, after all, Nangong Qiu is 1.67m. Bai Sakura is the sixth in the second row, and her height of 1.68m is about the same in this position, after all, the girls on her left and right are estimated to be 1.66m. Fang Li is seventh in the first row, hey, is it really appropriate for 1.67m to be in seventh place? The girls on Fang Li's left are all about 1.7m. And Shangguan Qianmo is the first in the second row, and 1.68m is a little unnatural in the first one, because the second girl is only 1.62m. Dongfang Yunyi is the sixth in the third row, after all, Dongfang Yunyi's height of 1.77m is also considered the top 8 in the class. And Li Yuming is about the same height as those girls, 1.67m, the sixth in the fourth row, why is he in the sixth place? It's very simple, because the younger brother wants to be next to the eldest brother.
"Do you know it's been three minutes of class? It's because you didn't come down early to get to the playground that you delayed! Don't do it next time. What about the PE reps in your class? Didn't the first week of school decide on all the class representatives? The PE teacher asked angrily while eating a lollipop.
Class leader Zhang Huike (girl, 1.68m, C cup, ball hairstyle) raised his hand and said: "That teacher, the representative of the physical education class that I decided before stopped studying and dropped out." β
"Aren't you going to decide on another PE representative? Or is there not a single one of the 40 in your class who wants to be a PE representative? The physical education teacher said even more unhappily after hearing this.
"Forget it, I'll order one myself," said the female physical education teacher and began to look for "prey".
"It's just you, you are very motivated at first glance, and you are very suitable for being my class representative," the female physical education teacher pointed to Dongfang Yunyi, who was in the sixth place in the third row with a dead fish-eyed expression, and said.
Dongfang Yunyi was a little surprised and pointed down his right hand and said, "Me? Me? β
"Yes, that's you."
Do you want to refuse? If refusedβ"What? You don't want to be? Don't you like my PE class? Or do you want to say no because I personally look fierce? "If I agree, I still have to ask for a teacher in PE class in the future? I have to call everyone downstairs to the playground for PE class in the class?! It's hard to choose.