Chapter 313: Take you to steal pigs
"I know that everyone's hearts are very worried now, and even some people are very angry and dissatisfied in their hearts, because since ancient times, men have always stood up to the sky, and there is no reason to be ridden on the head by women, especially women who are incapable. It's unheard of for a woman to run over you sergeants. ”
After Yun Xiaoshuang said this, she didn't continue to say it below, but smiled to see their reactions, and sure enough, she saw some people with dodging eyes and red ears, which seemed to be right.
"The impression has been formed, and whatever I say is useless. Words have never been more persuasive than deeds. Next, I will lead you to be stronger with my actual actions. ”
Soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, and finally applauded.
They may be willing to believe Yun Xiaoshuang's words and give her a chance to prove themselves, maybe they don't want Yun Xiaoshuang to be too embarrassed here, or they have to applaud for the sake of Zhao Mocheng's face......
But whatever the reason for their applause, it means that a bet starts now.
Yun Xiaoshuang is not a person who likes to use long speeches to demagogue, in the past, it was just because of the identity of the restaurant. Here, they don't eat this set either. The declaration ended here, Yun Xiaoshuang didn't expect them to believe in themselves now, waved his hand and said, "Since you are now my soldiers, listen to me." Train well today, still according to the training method I used to give you, and after completing the intensive training in the afternoon, I will take you to have a good meal. ”
After everyone dispersed, Yun Xiaoshuang's mood looked exceptionally good, and she couldn't help humming a small tune.
Zhao Mocheng scratched her little nose and asked, "These people can't go down the mountain, and the people under the mountain can't come up, how can you invite them to a big meal?" "Do it yourself? Do you want other people to watch? Not so good......
Yun Xiaoshuang slapped off his restless paws dissatisfied, glared at him, raised her chin proudly, and said, "Mountain people have their own tricks. ”
Zhao Mocheng was a little curious, and he was also worried that she would be in danger, so he asked with a smile: "Add me one?" I may not have eaten properly in a long time. ”
"No problem." Yun Xiaoshuang raised her eyebrows and smiled like a cunning fox.
Zhao Mocheng looked at her, as if a breeze swept in his eyes, and the affection and sweetness in his eyes were swayed. He likes to look at Yun Xiaoshuang and smile, and when she laughs, the world is illuminated, at least in his eyes, the black and white world has a color, and the dead thing that is still has a soul.
At the beginning of the unitary period, Yun Xiaoshuang called Zhao Mocheng, who was busy, to Huya Mountain, hung the pig hunting fork he bought in the afternoon on his back, and carried some condiments for barbecue and some bags for collecting things. Zhao Mocheng looked down at the things he was carrying, and then looked at the shape of Yun Xiaoshuang's big bags and small bags, and felt that they were a bit like bandits.
"Why are you going?" Zhao Mocheng stopped her and asked.
Yun Xiaoshuang smiled slyly and said, "Take the path of the bandits, so that the bandits have no way out!" ”
Before Zhao Mocheng could react, Yun Xiaoshuang had already run away in a puff of smoke.
Zhao Mocheng looked at the person who only had his back left in the blink of an eye, looked down at the guy on his body, and followed.
Forget it, it's good for her to be happy.
When the two of them went to Huya Mountain, the intensive exercise was at the end. Chen Lao glanced at the two of them, his face suddenly became gloomy, and he opened his mouth and wanted to reprimand, but thinking of his bet with Yun Xiaoshuang, he swallowed back the words that reached his throat, and left with a cold snort.
Those people in Yun Xiaoshuang's team suddenly ran over, lowered their voices and shouted, "Madam, what are you doing here!" It's like a mountain bandit, if we didn't know you, we would definitely think you were robbing a house! Chen Lao doesn't like other people's strange tricks and appearances the most, don't you want to be angry with him! ”
"Yes, ma'am, what are you going to do? After all, it's not because of the morning incident that you want to deliberately take revenge on Chen Lao and be angry with him, right? ”
"Madam, although this is a trivial matter, but Old Chen is old and careless!"
Yun Xiaoshuang couldn't help but roll her eyes when she listened to their worries and condemnation, and asked, "Is I, Yun Xiaoshuang, such a stingy and grudgeful person?" ”
The crowd kept their mouths shut and didn't dare to say yes.
They still remember that when one person in the team said just two unpleasant words, he was punished by Yun Xiaoshuang for doing 100 push-ups and 200 frog jumps. To this day, the brother thinks it was a nightmare when he mentions the events of that day.
Yun Xiaoshuang shook the things on her back and said with a smile: "Didn't I say in the morning that I would give you something to eat?" I, Yun Xiaoshuang, have always done what I say, and I will never break my promise! Let's go, I'll take you to collect the ingredients. Change your clothes, bring your weapons, get tight, let's go steal the pig next door! ”
"Stealing pigs?!" The soldier who had just hung his head and was about to do so was so frightened that he almost cried out after hearing the second half of the sentence. Fortunately, the person next to him reacted quickly and covered his mouth in time.
Yun Xiaoshuang rolled her eyes and said, "Fortunately, this is Huya Mountain, not a secret base." Why don't you know something, and the whole world knows it? Your psychological quality is too weak, you have to practice hard. ”
As she spoke, she was already thinking about whether to throw this guy in the graveyard or into the mountains, or to tell him a few breaking news stories so that he could get used to it and change her yelling habits.
The honest and innocent-looking soldier scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Madam, don't blame me for this reaction. Although the Huya Army is not a state-established army, it can be regarded as a good person with the people in mind. This steals pigs...... Not quite right? ”
Yun Xiaoshuang thought about it, nodded approvingly, and said, "What you said is right, this pig belongs to the people, and it is indeed not good to eat it secretly." Then let's steal the pigs and eat them with the people on the mountainside. ”
The Han Han soldier was still nodding appreciatively when he heard the first half of the sentence, thinking that the commander's wife had realized his mistake, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he almost bit his tongue off, looked at her with a shocked face, and stopped talking, with a strange expression, as if he was thinking about why Zhao Mocheng, such a good commander, would find such a daughter-in-law.
Vice General Zhang looked at Zhao Mocheng for help, waiting for him to speak and take care of his daughter-in-law. The others also had strange faces, thinking that the merchant was indeed a businessman, heavy on profit and immoral.
However, Yun Xiaoshuang, the businessman they all scolded in their hearts, did not notice the change in their feelings, and was still talking about their plans with great interest: "I have inquired, the big boss and the second boss of the wolf king village next door have been invited by other mountain kings to be guests, and now there are only the charming and beautiful three masters in the village, the reckless four masters and the irritable five masters, just with our vigorous skills, stealing a few piglets is more than enough." ”
She patted the small bag she was carrying around her waist, lifted her chin proudly, and said, "I even brought the condiments, let's eat roast suckling pig tonight." ”
"Wolf King Village?!" After hearing these three words, the soldiers and Vice General Zhang's image of Yun Xiaoshuang as a merchant in their hearts instantly collapsed, and they were replaced by admiration and an indescribable eccentricity.
This wolf king village is an old thorn in Huya Mountain, burning, killing and looting all kinds of evil. The emperor also heard a lot of things about the Wolf King Village, but Huya Mountain is too big, and the Wolf King Village has been entrenched here for a long time, and it took them twenty years to eradicate half of the power of the Wolf King Village, and the other half is either like a loach and can't be found, or it has something to do with which official, the emperor is useful and can't move.
Therefore, this wolf king village is just here.
However, compared to the previous rampant, it is a lot more honest. Although there will still be bullying of the people, there has never been such a thing as burning and killing, and even looting is rarely done again, and I always remember that this is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and I dare not be too rampant.
The reason why Yun Xiaoshuang said that the Wolf King Village is a neighbor is because there is a branch of the Wolf King Village near the Huya Army. At the beginning, when the Huya Army took a fancy to the geographical location of this side and occupied this place, the people from the Wolf King Village also came to look for trouble, but unfortunately they ran into a hard thorn.
The Huya Army came out according to the training model of the highest army, where can a few unorganized and undisciplined bandits compare? Especially when there is also Deputy General Zhang in charge, where can they get benefits, they fled in disgrace after a few cruel words, and until now they are all well water and river water.
But sometimes the fourth and fifth children really can't figure it out, and they can't swallow this breath, so they will come over to provoke twice, sneak attack, take advantage of a little advantage, and go back. The third child also came to lure. I've been confused a few times, but it's a pity that although the soldiers here haven't seen women for a while, there is an abstinent Chen Lao in charge, whoever dares to be emotional will break someone's leg and throw it down the mountain, who dares to be tempted by this big beauty?
"This wolf king village is a place where others are terrified, do you dare to go to their territory to grab food?" Zhao Mocheng asked with a smile.
This woman simply frightened him too much.
He knew that this woman was bold, but he didn't expect it to be so big that even the wolf king village dared to provoke her. Especially during this period of time, the battle for the succession has become more and more intense, the internal officials of the imperial city are preparing to stand in line, and the relationship network is undergoing slight changes.
Among them, it is indispensable to keep an eye on this vicious wolf king village.
As far as Zhao Mocheng knew, this was terrifying, and the people who heard it were frightened, and the people who heard it wept in the Wolf King Village had not been robbed openly for three months, and all the food was searched by the younger brothers in the mountains. Sometimes if you are lucky, you will hunt a large wild boar, although it is not as delicious as a domestic pig, but it is a piece of meat.
If you're unlucky, you'll have to dig up some wild vegetables in the mountains.
The poor women who were taken captive by the bandits thought that these stinky men had changed their ways, so they simply planted some vegetables in the village with hope, and some of the uneaten pigs that were snatched were also enclosed by them and began to breed.