Chapter 325: You're a Fart
Chen Lao was anxious and curious, so he asked people to take a look at the place where they had just gone, and found that there were many large packages on the ground. Chen Lao asked people to bring it over, untied the two and looked at it, and found that the things inside were even stranger, looking like giant explosives.
He asked people to carry it to test the weight, and found that this thing looked average but still quite heavy.
"Old Chen, what are they doing with this past? Do you want to blow up Huya Mountain? Someone asked in a whisper.
Old Chen's face was ugly, and he lowered his voice and reprimanded: "Don't talk nonsense! Although Madame is a little arrogant and willful, she will not make fun of the creatures of the whole mountain......"
Before he could finish his last note, he heard several deafening sounds of "bang", "bang", "bang", as if a lot of explosives were thrown in succession.
This time, even Old Chen's face couldn't be hanged.
Could it be that Yun Xiaoshuang really joked about the creatures of the entire mountain, and wanted to use explosives to directly blow up the Huya Mountain? It's too much, it's too much!
Chen Lao slapped the wall a few times, gritted his teeth and said, "Someone!" Get ready to put out the wildfire! Come with the old man! Personally capture Yun Xiaoshuang and the others! Today, if the old man doesn't teach this girl a good lesson, she is afraid that she still doesn't know what self-knowledge is and what willfulness is! β
"But Old Chen...... Putting out a mountain fire...... It doesn't seem that we need to ......" Chen Lao took a few steps angrily, and suddenly the hesitant voice of the sentry came from behind him.
"What do you mean?" Old Chen was already in a bad mood, but when he heard that someone dared to disobey his order, his anger rose to a peak. The sentry even suspected that if he said more, this old man Chen who often lost his temper but did not often punish people would be dealt with by military law.
But what he saw made him have to speak up, because...... A wildfire that just broke out...... It has been extinguished at a speed that is visible to the naked eye......
"Old Chen...... Hill fires...... It's like extinguishing ......"
"What?" Old Chen's expression instantly became indescribable, and he walked quickly to the position of the sentry.
Before he had time to see the mountain fire, he saw Yun Xiaoshuang and the others rushing back again, picking up the package they had placed near the mountain gate and rushing out again.
With a few loud bangs, the wildfire ...... It is visibly extinguished.
Old Chen opened his mouth, his mind blank.
After watching these two trips, he probably understood what Yun Xiaoshuang and the others were rushing out for, and he also probably understood what the big bags they prepared were for. It's just that his mind understands, but his reason is hard to believe.
Aren't explosives ignited? Doesn't it start a wildfire? But why can Yun Xiaoshuang's explosives extinguish mountain fires?
And...... So quickly?
If they were to solve this level of wildfire, they would have to do all their best to extinguish it with a lot of water resources, and it would cause a lot of casualties. But now, Yun Xiaoshuang and the others are actually over with more than a dozen people and these bags of "explosives" when the fire is obviously going to expand?
This incident shocked Chen Lao, and he didn't come back to his senses until the mountain fire was completely extinguished.
This is not just an exaggeration, it is simply magical.
It's even more amazing than nectar from heaven!
Also shocked were these soldiers who fought the fire with Yun Xiaoshuang.
Originally, their minds were just blank, and they did whatever Yun Xiaoshuang asked them to do. But when I came back to my senses and remembered what they had done, my mind completely forgot how to function.
In the kingdom of Tianshuo, the use of explosives is not allowed. Not only because its lethality is too great, but also because explosives are simply strange and pitiful in this country, and the only five explosives are still in the treasury, carefully kept, and when the country is in danger, they can be taken out to repel the other party.
But just now, such a rare thing was casually thrown out by Yun Xiaoshuang.
Not only that, after causing the mountain fire, Yun Xiaoshuang ordered them to throw this kind of explosive-like thing towards the place where the fire was strong, and when they encountered the fire, it exploded, and many flour-like things flew out, overwhelmingly suppressing the arrogant and dangerous fire, without the ability to fight back.
Everyone looked at their empty hands, and the forest covered with white ash, and it was difficult to come back to their senses.
It's no wonder that they couldn't come back to their senses, even Zhao Mocheng, who thought he knew Yun Xiaoshuang best, was shocked at this time.
He knew that Yun Xiaoshuang's soul had read a lot of books, had very high knowledge and medical skills, and knew that she had very strong hands-on ability and design ability, but he didn't expect her hands-on ability to be so strong that she could even make something as strange as explosives.
And even more than that, you can completely control it, let it light a mountain fire, and let it extinguish a mountain fire.
How could an ordinary person do this? This is simply a god!
Even if Zhao Mocheng never believed in these gods, Buddhas and ghosts, he couldn't help but imagine Yun Xiaoshuang as a controller from the sky at this time.
Yun Xiaoshuang was stared at by this pair of eyes in various moods, only to feel goosebumps all over her body, and two embarrassed laughter eased the embarrassing silence.
But her awkward smile seemed to have the opposite effectβmaking the already awkward atmosphere even more awkward.
"Actually...... Don't be so surprised, it's just something very easy. Yun Xiaoshuang whispered.
The production of explosives and fire extinguishing bombs can be regarded as a low-end operation in her world, as long as she understands some medical science, she can easily make it. It's not a high-end operation like fire extinguishers and nuclear bombs, and it's not even a time bomb, so it's worth surprising.
She sometimes thinks it's quite strange, saying that people in this world are stupid, and that one of them is more accurate than the other, and she is better than her medical doctor. Can you say they're smart......
The explosives are all made, but they can't be painted with gourds.
The few in the world are still carefully kept in the treasury, and they are not afraid of blowing up their treasury. According to their degree of cherishment, I am afraid that it does not matter if the treasury is blown up, but I am afraid that the explosives will be damp and cannot be used.
But these people didn't understand these things, they only heard Yun Xiaoshuang actually treat such a difficult thing as a matter that could be done, and their admiration increased several times, and they deeply felt the gap between themselves and Yun Xiaoshuang.
Am I gaining prestige by mistake?
Yun Xiaoshuang, who had attracted much attention, was even more embarrassed, licking her lips and smiling awkwardly: "Let's go, let's go, go back." β
A pair of star-eyed people who worshiped Yun Xiaoshuang finally came back to their senses and asked puzzledly, "Go back?" Where to go? β
This time, it was Yun Xiaoshuang's turn to be confused: "Of course I'm going back to Huya Village, otherwise where will I go back?" β
Soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, obviously with a belly, but no one speaks.
"What's wrong with them?" Yun Xiaoshuang looked at Zhao Mocheng in confusion.
And Zhao Mocheng clearly thought of something, and couldn't help laughing, but he didn't speak.
Yun Xiaoshuang's brows furrowed, and she asked a little anxious and annoyed, "What do you say!" β
Zhao Mocheng looked around, pricked up his ears to listen, and said, "Their people are coming soon, let's go back quickly, if there is something to say." β
After speaking, he was about to pull Yun Xiaoshuang away.
At this moment, the suffocating soldier finally couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice: "Commander, madam, we are not afraid of the people of their wolf king village, why do you want to run?" β
"That's right, ma'am, don't you know how to make explosives? What are you afraid of, if they dare to come, we will blow them up with explosives! β
"Just now we blew up the mountain and put out the fire, so we should let them see who did it! See if they dare to come to us for trouble in the future? β
Even Vice General Zhang, who has always been steady, couldn't help but speak: "Commander, madam, we really don't take advantage of the victory to pursue, and take this opportunity to give them a dismount from the Wolf King Village?" β
For those of them who have never seen such a scene, what they see today is simply unimaginable in their dreams. This is simply a majestic and magnificent scene, and it is a rare and magnificent scene, and if they do not take advantage of this time to demonstrate, they may regret it for a lifetime.
Yun Xiaoshuang understands their psychology, but she can't understand their fuss when she was born and lives in the new century, just like someone suddenly pointed to the chicken cub next to her and said, "Oh my God, this is a chicken!" I was so lucky to be able to meet the chicks! I'm going to take a picture with it! β
So when he looked at these people's excited hearts and trembling hands, his expression was very strange, but he still asked them in a very tactful tone: "If your arrows often hit the bull's-eye, once a child said that your archery skills are not good, and you want to compete with you in archery, you will go to the child and say: See, this is my archery, right?" You can't compare! On the other hand, if someone hits the bull's-eye and comes to show you off, do you think he is someone who shoots the bull's-eye regularly, or someone who occasionally hits the bull's-eye and thinks he is very good? β
"Yes, yes, yes! Worthy of a lady! Even the equipment is so skillful! Hahaha, Madame is right, we have to act like it doesn't matter, let them know that this kind of thing is just easy for us, and what they see as miracles is not even a fart to us! On weekdays, they really made them arrogant! Awesome! I really didn't expect it, Madame's pretending skills are simply better than our group of big men! Brothers, have you seen it all, have you heard? This is the highest state of pretending! Learn a little! β
Vice General Zhang's hearty laughter and straightforward words really make people feel half of the praise and glory. The corners of Yun Xiaoshuang's mouth twitched, the smile on her face stiffened for a moment, disappeared without a trace, and turned around to leave.
I'm going to your grandfather!
You're pretending, you're pretending!