449 Good Friday (continued)
Kamiya looked at the drunken Satoru, took out his mobile phone and handed it to Caiori, who was standing in the corner:
"Aori, record this guy's stupidity."
When you're drunk, your friends won't necessarily be able to take care of you, but they'll definitely leave you with a few precious videos of drunken bewilderment on their phones.
Especially tonight, it's the girl who is drunk or Wu.
This Kamiya can't be filmed well, and then laugh at her for a whole year?
Caiori, who was originally shrinking in the corner of the wall to cover her ears and steal the bell, fantasizing that "as long as I don't look at Brother Kamiya, Brother Kamiya won't see me", was suddenly called by name, and she was a little at a loss, and the crayons rolled up with messy lines fell to the ground, and she was in a hurry for a while before she put the phone down.
Caiori thought for a while, but still chose to follow Kamiya's orders.
Although Satoru is her favorite sister, Kamiyagawa, the head of the family, the order of the "absolute patriarch", is still a very high priority in Caiori's heart.
"Hee-hee ~ miscellaneous fish ♡, the great Lord Satoru can now use the future vision again! Do you want to beg me to use it for you? Just ask me, and let you use it~"
Satoru began again.
Although this girl occasionally wants to get down to the top of her own strength, she never dares to be arrogant to such a point.
[The app that has been running stably for many years is comparable to the old version of the book-chasing artifact, which is used by old bookworms.]
Satoru sat up a little straighter on the bed and lifted her right foot on top of her left foot.
Then, she bent slightly, her fingers hooked the cuff of her right foot, and the smooth silk stockings faded down the skin of her slippery legs.
Satoru took off the sock on his right foot and threw it to Kamiyagawa.
Kamiya: ?
Then, I saw the pomegranate wine in Wu Huang's hand fall down the bare calf.
She lowered her toes slightly.
The sap of the red wine snaked down the fair skin, like a red dye splashed on pure white paper, the red and white colors are distinct.
The drink flowed down her greasy instep, dripping down her fingers and tiny toes onto the floor.
Satoru is still the kind of dizzy but inexplicably coquettish: "Come on, lick it clean ♡~ Don't you want to drink? It's a punishment for your disobedience, but it should be a reward for you pervert, right?"
The colored weaving that is acting as a mobile phone holder on the side:!?
Little Crayon didn't know what her sister was doing, but this scene in front of her still brought a great shock and impact to the child's pure heart.
Caiori hurriedly covered her eyes with her hands, turned her back and faced the corner again.
The phone in her hand fell, but she was caught by the lines on her body, and she continued to shoot her sister's behavior smoothly.
The corners of Kamiyagawa's eyes, which were pinching Satoru's socks with one hand, twitched violently.
Where did this kid learn this thing?
What Kamiyagawa didn't know was that as a strange tale born from the world of Akihabara, Satoru had seen far more ACG works than him, and even more than Kanoya, who was proficient in drawing books.
"Don't you want to see the future of Satoru-sama? If you are obedient, I can satisfy you, right?" Xiao Wu shook his right foot triumphantly, and launched a further verbal offensive, "Huhu ♡, it's *** to Satoru-sama, right? It's really a trash fish that has no prospects~"
Kamiyagawa: ......
I can't take it anymore.
Kamiya did react to Satoru, and reacted violently.
Her blood pressure has been stretched to the brim.
Originally, I was still persuading myself in my heart that this little ghost was his sister-in-law no matter what he said. But today, even the phone that "gave birth" to Mary and Satoru is useless, and I have to teach her a painful lesson and a long memory.
"I think you're delirious."
Kamiya, who couldn't bear it anymore, raised his hand and pressed Satoru's face.
"Huh?"
The female imp, who got carried away because of her drunkenness, hadn't reacted to what was going on.
Although she was full of momentum, she was just a little strange talk in the end, she was delicate and light, and she fell on the bed with a "winter" with a casual push, and the small half bottle of pomegranate wine she was holding in her hand also rolled to the floor.
Satoru, who is only E-rank, is simply no match for Kamiya.
After being poured, the little ghost's wine woke up half in an instant, and Wow Wow began to struggle.
But Kamiya's education for her has already begun......
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Listen to me...... Wow! It hurts! It hurts! You perverted trash fish! Dead lolita!"
"Wow, don't, don't! Miscellaneous fish, no, brother-in-law! Kamiya-sama! I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, I'm sorry! I was just drunk, woo!"
"I'm never going to drink again! Don't, stop! The skirt is turned over! Don't fight, it hurts, stop fighting, wow!"
「……」
In a terrible cry for mercy, the colored weave in the corner of the wall shrank back.
Oune-chan...... Looks so miserable......
……
After ending the family education with a cold face, Kamiyagawa shook his wrist and got up from the bed again.
"Woo woo......
Satoru fumbled and pulled her skirt down, pulling it tightly, and glared at Kamiyagawa, who was violent to her, with a red face and shame.
But she didn't dare to say anything to the oppressive eyes of Kamiya, she just turned her head and buried her face in the pillow.
There is heat above his head, and he has nothing to love and is dying.
Sure enough, the education was honest.
Kamiyagawa flung Satoru's socks at her with a blank face, and retrieved the phone from Aori: "Clean up the room, and so will you, Aori." You two together, I'll check it out later."
With that, Kamiya turned around and left the study.
[Uchi-chan, is it still alive?] ]
Saiori in the corner of the wall leaned over to the bed, raised her hand and poked Satoru, who was pretending to be dead.
"That guy, how can that guy spank my ass! It's so hard, I'm a girl! And I lifted my skirt, dead lolicon!"
Satoru, who had just finished his education, was a little sober, but he still didn't look too convinced.
The fierce begging for mercy just now is just a stopgap measure.
The mouth is the hardest on the body.
[Uchi-chan's skirt was not opened by Big Brother Kamiya, it was opened by herself when Uchi-chan was moving.] ]
Witnessing the tragic scene just now, Saiori wrote on the floor truthfully.
"Am I being beaten by him without moving! That guy is so hard! He did it on purpose, he was a pervert!" Satoru opened her mouth and bit the pillow, as if she wanted to take revenge on the pillow as Kamiya, and then she looked at Caiori beside her with resentment, "Caiori, why didn't you come to save me when he hit me?"
Saiori poked her cheek with her index finger, thought for a while, and wrote very seriously on the ground:
[If I come to help Uchi-chan, won't I also be held down and spanked by Big Brother Kamiya?] It hurts. ]
How dare my sister provoke Big Brother Kamiya?
Saiori couldn't figure it out.
Realize:......
The little crayon makes sense.
"You're a traitor anyway!" Satoru gritted his teeth.
I usually think about you when I have delicious food and fun, but you don't want to be beaten with me?
Traitor!
As he spoke, Kamiya's cough came from the door.
Realize:!
The big devil hasn't left yet.
Satoru subconsciously shrunk his neck and got up from the bed, but his ass was indeed painful, and he hummed and chirped for a while, and then cleaned up the messy study with a dissatisfied face.
Xiaowu, who is sober for the most part, is still relatively self-aware, if you don't clean up the messed room quickly at this time, the perverted big devil will come back in a while, maybe you will be educated again.
Saiori, who escaped because her sister attracted all the firepower, also began to extend several messy red lines to help together.
This pair of Lori sisters should be honest tonight.
……
The door to the study.
Because the screams of Wu begging for mercy were so loud, the strange talkers who were free to move around the house were basically attracted to the second floor.
Even the fawn, who had already fallen asleep, was woken up and probed his brain at the staircase for unknown reasons.
"Dirty, don't go in and help them. Let the two girls clean up their own room, that's one of the punishments for them."
Kamiyagawa bent down and instructed the dirty taste, who was still at the door.
"Squeak......
The rat nodded weakly.
It's really messy inside, isn't it?
I really want to go in and clean ......
The so-called "punishment" seems to punish two people, but in fact there are three uncomfortable ones.
Obviously I didn't do anything bad, and I was forbidden to go in and clean up...... Isn't that a punishment for it?
Kamiya straightened up again and glanced at the study door again.
Speaking of which, Satoru just said that her "Future Vision" CD turned off?
This shouldn't be drunken nonsense.
The last time she used the future, it was to crusade against the breeder.
This peculiar one has the ability to "observe the future" effect and has a long cooldown. If Satoru uses it once, he will be forced to sleep for two months, and even if he wakes up, it will take about another four months before he can use this ability again.
In addition, depending on the "difficulty of observation", the specific cooldown time will be shortened or extended to varying degrees.
"Calculate the time, it seems that this ability can indeed be used again." Kamiya thought so.
Xiao Wu, who has a future vision, can almost be regarded as a top backup division.
If you encounter any trouble in the future, you can consider using her abilities.
In addition, Satoru has been promoted to E-level, and I don't know if there has been any change in the ability of "Future Vision", which may have to be tried.
However, she has a new ability after upgrading.
This Satoru had told Kamiya before.
Satoru's new ability is related to the field of electronic device control, which can be called [electronic trouble], and the effect is to leave a wisp of consciousness on any electronic product, and then you can use this consciousness to freely control the device.
This control can exist remotely and independently, but Satoru himself is sentient and can control it.
Currently, she is trying to use this ability instead of live streaming......
It is similar to "programming" that wisp of consciousness, and then controlling the computer in the study, as well as the live broadcast software in the computer, to automatically broadcast live according to your usual behavior patterns.
Well...... Artificial Intelligence Holster Human ......
In the end, it's an electron-oriented weird talk, which is very cyber.
Thinking of the ability of the girl to learn, and the fact that although she usually complains, she will still spread the faith for Mary in earnest, Kamiya suddenly relented.
"Think about it this way, did you beat her too hard just now?"
Kamiya begins to reflect on himself.
Forget it, that little imp really should have a long memory.
Who told her that she just looked so under-educated!
Moreover, Kamiyagawa didn't use abilities such as the Oni Cage Hand just now, and when Satoru was beaten, she didn't use her E-class weird strength to really resist.
A family education can be regarded as a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer......
Although even if both sides are serious, the one who will be beaten will still be Xiao Wu.
"Let's find another chance to be nice to her later...... That guy is a real headache."
In short, tonight's little farce finally ended with Xiao Wu recognizing himself and being honest.
It's just that in the next few days, this girl will run away like a mouse seeing a cat when she sees Kamiya, and hide with a red face and secretly scold him for killing Loricon, perverted brother-in-law or something.
This guy probably doesn't really have a long memory.