(7) Even if you have six-pack abs, you still have to take a shower
"Thank you so much!"
Holding Rujiu's hands gratefully, Mikasa, who successfully checked into the room next to Rujiu, had some mist in his eyes.
Looking at Mikasa's pitiful appearance, Lu Jiu shook her white wrist and comforted, "That... Actually, these are all trivial things, Mikasa, will you be too excited..."
"No... For me, it's just... Lulu, you don't know, all of our teleportation arrays in Jerusalem leading to the southern city have been in trouble recently, so I teleported to the nearest city to the Kema Empire and came on foot! And in the meantime, I haven't taken a shower for a week!!"
Shaking his head in frustration, Mikasa felt an indescribable grievance every time he remembered the nights when his body had become sticky with sweat.
Even though I have six-pack abs, I'm still a clean girl!!
"Mikasa, calm down first. Solemnly patting Mikasa's trembling shoulder, Lu Jiu continued to comfort: "Perhaps, everything you have experienced before is just a test set by the all-knowing and all-powerful gods in order to make you better able to enjoy today's bath, so that you can sleep a good night's sleep tonight!!"
"Trials?"
"That's right! You see, after a long journey, you can finally soak in the bathtub for the first time in a long time, and then sleep on a soft bed and fragrant pillow while washing off your fatigue! This must be a test set by the gods to make you feel the pleasure of bathing and sleeping better! Only those who have really survived this trial are qualified to enjoy the supreme bath!
Like a holy old god, Lu Jiu suddenly awakened a flickering talent that she had never seen before!
"The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first dirty their bodies! Break their beds! And now you. It is clear that this trial has been completed. So, don't hesitate to take a good shower and get a good night's sleep!
"I see!So it's all a god's order!?I see!Master Lulu, thank you for the advice!!" folded his hands. Like the most devout believer in the priesthood, Mikasa took refuge in his room and accepted the "reward for passing the trial." ”
"Whew..."
It wasn't until the sound of water splashing from the sprinklers sounded in Mikasa's room that Lu Jiu breathed a sigh of relief.
"I didn't expect this child to have such a cute side under the tough and iron-blooded surface. ”
"Woooo
In a huff, he thrust his little furry head hard against Lu Jiu's chest. Toria exclaimed in earnest!
"Whoa, whoa!(That's right!!Your harem has enough people!After even pushing down your daughter, do you finally want to continue to expand the clutches outward!?Hmph, you're enough for us to kill a thousand knives!!Don't harm other ignorant girls!!)"
On the other side, Denisha, who glared at Lu Jiu fiercely, also said helpfully!
Rolled his eyes. Lu Jiu lifted a small thing in one hand and asked with an unkind expression, "Who is the scourge of whom!!"
"Whew... Oh... Whew...... (Yes, yes, we have harmed you!Great Lord Loujiu!please forgive us!!)"
An inexplicable chill suddenly crept up their backs, and Toria and Denisha, who recalled the terrible experience of being exhausted from being played with a cat stick, gasping again and again, and not being able to get up again, almost immediately left behind something called "festival"...
"Good!!!" nodded her chin in satisfaction and stroked each of Tolia and Denisa on their little heads, and Lujiu turned back to her room.
"It's not early. Let's take a shower early and get a good night's sleep~"
"Whew!?(Can you take a shower with Lujiu?)"
"Haven't we been washing together all the time..."
"Woo woo woo!" (then we're going to push the service !!)"
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Inside the palatial palace, the current king of the Kema Empire. Kemalua, who was secretly known to the people as the "incompetent old wood-gnawing king", was now in high spirits trimming a few of the freshly sprouted beards on his smooth chin.
At this moment, a well-dressed, pot-bellied official shook his big buttocks, which was comparable to the shaking of Lujiu's breasts, and ran in, "Report! Your Highness, Lord Cristiana of the Shadow Mirror has entered the capital and is asking to see him outside the main hall at this time." ”
"Oh, is it coming so soon!?" A sharp edge flashed in his eyes, and Kaimalu Adam immediately stopped his movements. Facing the mirror in the hand of the palace maid on the side, he sorted out his appearance.
After neatly tying his long brown hair into a ponytail, the young king, who was far more notorious in the eyes of the people than he was, whispered, "Let them in." And also. Let's get all the masters at our disposal in the Kaima Empire. Let the shadow mirror take a good look at our strength, between us. It's not a subordinate relationship as rumored by the outside world, it's just a simple cooperation. ”
"Yes, Your Majesty will do it!"
He bowed back to the emperor, and then the fat official disappeared like a gust of wind.
Three minutes later, seven men of different sizes, but in uniform stepped into the chamber.
Respectfully saluted Kemaria on the throne, and then a hedgehog-headed man in the center of the seven people stood up and introduced himself: "Your Royal Highness, I am Cristiana of the 13th Brigade of the 3rd Division of the 2nd Army of the Shadow Mirror Army. I have come to your country to discuss seeds. ”
Raising his eyebrows slightly, looking at the seven people who stood up casually without his permission, an imperceptible cold light flashed in the depths of Kaimalua's dark pupils.
Smiling slightly, Kaimalua said unhurriedly: "The seed is in the country, please don't be polite, look for it." ”
ps: There have been a lot of advertisements in the book review area recently, and I'm a little annoyed by the deletion......
PS2: I inexplicably received a bottle of Yakult on the road today!! it's really delicious!(To be continued)