Chapter 13: Drunken gaffes

When Hu Li heard what Qi Zheng said, his brain immediately fell into a state of shutdown.

First, it is because Hu Carp tasted the wine of this era for the first time, and he was a little greedy. It is said that based on the yellow, white, red and red beer and various drinks that Hu Carp drank in later generations, this wine will never make Hu Carp greedy; However, the people next to him will persuade him to drink, of course, the person who persuaded him to drink is not only Qi Zheng, but also other small heads.

At the beginning, there were only a few leaders next to him who came to drink with Hu Li, one after another, people came one after another, when Hu Li noticed that these people wanted to pour him wine, it was not easy to refuse, as the saying goes, Ning She is not a village, not to mention that he himself likes the things in the cup, so he did not refuse.

In fact, the most important place is not these, the key is the wine. In terms of the quality of the wine alone, the wine they drank was definitely not a good wine, at best it could only be regarded as ordinary wine, or even bad wine, because when they had not started drinking at the beginning, Hu Li saw Qi Zheng open a jar of wine in front of him, and then put a bamboo fence into the jar, and then used a wine grape to beat the wine out of it. Therefore, at the beginning the wine was clear, but after a few sifs, the wine was cloudy, and finally it was not even wine, it was simply sake lees. But bad wine is bad wine, and it is better than pure grain wine (maybe what kind of grain), and the mellow aroma in the entrance is incomparable to any blended wine. The only drawback is that the degree is a little lower, and it is precisely because of this that Hu Carp dares to come and does not refuse.

However, no matter how low the alcohol is, it will be intoxicating. When the wine was drunk, the body was slightly hot and sweaty, and then a breeze blew, and the person was excited, and he entered the state in an instant, but unfortunately it was not a sober state.

Yes, Hu Li's brain was slightly sluggish because of his greed for cups, but it was not down, the reason why he was so was because he heard Qi Zheng say that Cai Mao was Huang Shuo's uncle opposite, and this information instantly made Hu Li's already somewhat dull brain instantly shut down.

Because as far as he knows, Cai Mao has two sisters: the eldest sister married Huang Chengyan as his wife, and the second sister married Liu Biao and became Liu Biao's stepfamily. And the only one who can call Cai Mao his uncle is Huang Chengyan's children; And Huang Shuo on the opposite side is a little girl. Then, Huang Shuo's identity is about to come out: it can only be Huang Yueying herself or Huang Yueying's sister.

Before, Hu Carp also said in front of her that Huang Yueying couldn't get married for a while, and she felt embarrassed to think about it, so Hu Carp selectively shut down her brain.

After that, Hu Li, as if he had completely let go of himself, could say a few words to anyone, as if he couldn't talk to anyone. At a certain moment, I suddenly remembered that I had said that Huang Yueying couldn't get married, and I felt as if I couldn't stand Huang Yueying, so I wanted to explain it here. So he walked to Huang Shuo's side and hugged Huang Shuo's shoulders coldly, which made Huang Shuo's whole body, who was originally relaxed, suddenly straighten, and suddenly remembered something, hurriedly let go, and said with a roll on his tongue: "Brother Huang Xian, it is said that Huang Yueying has studied the strange book "Luban Book", I don't know if it is true or false?" ”

Hearing this, Huang Shuo's originally nervous body, which was next to Hu Carp, became even more nervous. hurriedly responded: "Brother also knows the Book of Luban!" How did you know that Huang Yueying had also studied "Luban Book"? Huang Shuo was completely panicked at this time, how did Hu Li know about such a secret thing? You must know that few people even in the family know about it.

Hu Li continued: "I heard it, but it doesn't matter. Importantly, have you ever heard of the curse of the Book of Luban? Lu Ban's bizarre book "The Book of Lu Ban" does not explain carpentry, but describes his cleverly conceived and exquisitely crafted secret weapons and killing mechanisms. Lu Ban once made a curse: Anyone who reads this book will either lose his wife and widow, or be lonely, old and disabled! Therefore, the book is also called "Missing a Door". ”

Hearing this, Huang Shuo said with a dark face: "The sage has a cloud: 'Worship ghosts and gods and stay away.'" Therefore the younger brother did not believe in these things, and hoped that the elder brother would not say anything more. Then the two fell silent.

And at this time, Qi Zheng, who had been called down by his subordinates before, came back. Before the person arrives, the sound arrives first. "Hu Gongzi, before Gongzi said that his hometown is located in the southwest of Shouchun County, Xuzhou, north of Lujiang County, Yangzhou, and east of Runan County, Yuzhou. Shicai chatted with his brothers over wine and chat, and roughly guessed the place that Gongzi said. The southwest of Shouchun County, Xuzhou, mentioned by Gongzi, should refer to the southwest of Shouchun County, Jiujiang County, Yangzhou, because the county is not far north of Xuzhou, so this place is mostly considered Xuzhou; Based on the north of Lujiang County in Yangzhou and the east of Runan County in Yuzhou, it is speculated that Gongzi's hometown should be located in the northern part of Lujiang County. Because this place is located in the southwest of Shouchun County, the north of Lujiang County, and the southeast of Runan County. As for the more specific directions, we have to inquire after we go out. ”

After hearing this, Hu Li hurriedly stood up, and bowed to Qi Zheng leisurely and thanked him: "Thank you so much for Steward Qi, after you go out, please ask Steward Qi to arrange for Yidong to go to the merchant ship, and then follow the merchant shipowner down." ”

Qi Zheng hurriedly continued: "How can this be? It seems to be driving the son away. Didn't you say before that you would wait for me to go home and then thank you? Then he had a flash of inspiration and said: "Didn't Gongzi say before that he had two unfulfilled wishes in Jingzhou?" ”

As soon as Qi Zheng said this, he felt a gaze full of malice shoot from the person next to Hu Li. At this time, he remembered that Hu Gongzi had arranged the rights and wrongs of his daughter-in-law in front of his daughter-in-law before, and his daughter-in-law was not easy to expose because he was a woman dressed as a man, and because the other party did not know the identity of the daughter-in-law, the so-called ignorant person is not to blame; Therefore, although the son-in-law is full of anger, she cannot have an attack. This time, I finally crossed this topic, and I mentioned the old things again, I am afraid that the anger of the son-in-law will be sprinkled on my head.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Qi Zheng's mind. He spoke again: "Childe just said a wish, I don't know what the other wish is?" ”

At this time, the carp was basically in a broken state, and he was almost asleep. For some reason, a person known as "Phoenix Chick" appeared in his brain, remembering his uncle Pang Degong, and the relationship between Pang Degong and Huang Chengyan; I remembered his appearance that matched his talent. So he said with a bald tongue: "Speaking of this person, the reason why I am interested in Xia is purely because of my bad taste. Then he smiled: "Although this person has never met him, he has been friends with him for a long time. Speaking of which, this person has a lot to do with you. Because the family teacher once said to Zaixia, saying that although Zaixia's face is repaired, it is not easy to groom, and even a little sloppy; But there is another strange man in Jingzhou, it is said that this strange man is well-groomed and neatly dressed, but his appearance is unsightly, which is the opposite of below. ”

After Hu Li finished speaking, Huang Shuo and Qi Zheng suddenly complained in their hearts: Your Excellency is so confident and narcissistic. At the same time, I also replay the appearance of Jingzhou's famous young heroes in my mind, but the contemporary young heroes are basically well-groomed and neatly dressed; It's not easy to groom, and it's even a little sloppy, which makes people instantly match Hu Li. It's just that this appearance is unsightly, and it will really not match the number for a while. Seeing that Huang Shuo was not entangled, he asked Hu Li, "I don't know who this strange person my brother is talking about?" The elder brother might as well say it and let the younger brother see if he can meet him. ”

At this time, Hu Li's basic sleep mode had basically entered the sleep mode, leaving only the last trace of residual consciousness and smiled at Huang Shuo and said, "You must know, he is often called 'ugly'." After saying that, he fell asleep in the grass beside him.

Hu Li fell asleep, and the mess he left behind had nothing to do with him. On the other hand, Qi Zheng at this time, I am afraid that he wants to die. The heart said: "Lao Tzu believes in your evil spirits, and after such a big circle, in the end he is still arranging my daughter-in-law." ”

Then I saw Huang Shuo, who was quiet before, suddenly burst out, and pointed to the carp who was sleeping like a dead pig and drank: "The cow's nose is really not a good thing, isn't it that I haven't found a good husband, as for the one who changed the law to arrange me!" What 'there is an ugly girl in the family', what the curse of the "Book of Luban" has been with that man and god for a long time; Isn't it just a bend to choreograph me......" he lowered his head and sobbed...... That's right, this Huang Shuo is that Huang Yueying, a woman dressed as a man.

(Huang Yueying, a native of Baishui, Jingzhou, the daughter of Huang Chengyan, a famous scholar in Cangyang, also known as Huang Shuo and Huang Wanzhen.) )

After a while, the sobbing stopped, and Huang Yueying said to Qi Zheng: "Uncle Qi, I will trouble you to beat this bull's nose later." Let him turn around and choreograph me, and never talk about it before, and now turn his head and continue to talk about it. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he cried at Qi Zheng: "Uncle Qi, even you bullied me..."

After that, Huang Yueying vented to Qi Zheng for a while, as if she wanted to vent all the anger she received from Hu Li......

Shortly after midnight, the drunken and sleeping carp suddenly woke up. Anyone who has been drunk should know that if you get drunk the night before, you will often wake up around the early hours of the next morning.

When he woke up, he began to remember the events of the previous night. All he could remember was Qi Zheng and his men pouring him all kinds of wine last night; Then there are all kinds of slashing chats, all over the world; Then I heard Qi Zheng say that Cai Mao was Huang Shuo's uncle; And then I can't remember......

Rubbing his forehead, Hu Lili wanted to get up and liberate himself. He looked around, and saw all around him people lying around other campfires and clothes. And next to the bonfire next to him, there were only Huang Shuo, who was sleeping under a thin quilt, and a few servant women beside him. That's right, it's a servant, Hu Li didn't pay special attention to it before, but now he is even more sure that Huang Shuo is a woman dressed as a man.

Thinking of what Qi Zheng said, Cai Mao was his own uncle, and thinking that Huang Chengyan didn't seem to have any other daughters, a burst of dizziness suddenly surged up again.

After shaking his head and expelling these thoughts from his brain, Hu Li crept up and prepared to liberate himself. However, as soon as he got up and didn't take two steps, he stumbled for a while, and Hu Carp smashed heavily on Huang Yueying, who was sleeping.