Chapter 30: Use your brain

"Broadly speaking, don't always make jokes like that." After being silent for a long time, Xuan Shi finally opened his mouth to express his attitude.

"Why can't it be opened? Just because you have the opposite sex and no humanity, you left me alone in Italy. ”

"We two big men, where did we abandon it?"

"Why isn't there any? Did you ever say that you are where I am? Have you ever said that you are grateful that there is still a me in the world? Did you ever say that it's good for the two of us to be single together for the rest of our lives......"

"Broadly speaking, why are you embarrassed to say that you have been single for a lifetime?"

"Why am I embarrassed?"

"Okay, you're sorry. It's not like you don't know that I went to Italy for Arnold, and because she has been missing for so many years, I am not interested in the whole world. If I hadn't taken over the medical device factory, I would have come back two years ago. ”

"Yes, yes, we are so free and easy Young Master Xuan, just leave, who cares about the life or death of the brothers."

"You're in Italy, there are several assistants alone, do you need me to take care of your life or death?"

"That's all studio assistants, okay! Can they control my stomach? Can you manage my heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys? ”

"Why do I sound so panicked?"

"It's right to panic, if I starve to death one day, I will definitely run to you and Cheng Nuo's bed to find a sense of existence."

"Don't force yourself to bend, okay?"

"Then you can think too much, my brother is originally bent, and all women are just going through the motions."

"As far as I know, you've only had one woman until now, where did you come from?"

"Then you will also say that you know that in a place where you can't see, my brother's woman, grabbing a sack."

"Really? Tell me where all those sacks were. Xuan Shi glanced at Nie Guangyi with a smile.

After all, the drive back is also boring, and it is good to talk about any topic.

"Okay, you concentrate on watching the car and listen to my brother and you count."

"No. 1 sack Liao Liao, the first time we met, she said that she liked me, as long as I was willing to be with her, everything would depend on me in the future. As a result, I just didn't want to go shopping with her, so I lost my temper with me. What do you think I'm a big man going to? ”

"No. 2 sack Sisi was obedient to my love at first sight, and within a few days, he asked me why I didn't take her to the movies. You say I'm a big guy, what movie do you watch? ”

"No. 3 sack Jiajia, that's even more exaggerated, the day after we met, she said that she wanted to marry me, and said that she would take care of it, my stomach and my people, all of which were handed over to her, and in the end she only wanted to take care of my freedom."

"The farther away a woman is, the longer she lives......"

Xuan Shi chose to speak out at this time: "I'm sorry, generalization, I'll interrupt you." ”

"If there's a fart, let it go!"

"You Liao Liao for a while, Sisi for a while, Jiajia for a while, aren't you still a Liao Sijia?" Xuan Shi asked quite seriously: "Have you grown so big that you have only met someone who fell in love with you at first sight?" ”

Is it a shame to meet someone who fell in love with you at first sight in your life?

Of course not!

The vast majority of people in this world, there won't be one, okay?

However, it is clear that he has a better figure and temperament, and his height and Xuan Shi are not on the same level.

Every time they go out together, they are chased by girls at every turn to take the initiative to confess or ask for contact information, but they are always weak and can't help themselves.

As soon as he thought of this, Nie Guangyi was a little indignant: "Women don't have a good thing!" ”

"Brother Guangyi, you can't do this. Even if you are injured once, there is no need to kill with a single shot, because the loss of food due to choking outweighs the loss. ”

Xuan Shi rarely talked to Nie Guangyi: "Look at me, I also thought that I would be lonely for the rest of my life, and when I found Arnold, my heart was settled, our generalized brother, we must be talented, have a figure, and have confidence in ourselves." ”

"I believe you have a big heart, even if I find an inflatable doll to have a baby, it's better than finding a girl!"

“……”

I really can't answer that.

"Do you two want coffee?"

Without warning, a voice rang out in the cockpit.

Xuan Shi and Nie Guangyi were startled at the same time.

Cheng Nuo's car parked at Aurora is an RV with a soft connection design.

The driver's seat and the living space behind are not connected, and they belong to the type of RV with high privacy.

The front and back spaces can be completely separated, and they can't hear each other.

Of course, all this privacy is for the privacy and comfort of rear passengers.

If the passengers in the rear compartment do not have a need for privacy, they can walk over and open the compartment between the front and rear compartments.

It's no problem to be too lazy to walk a few steps, and there are walkie-talkies in several places in the rear cabin.

The button moves out of the way, and there is no obstacle.

Xuan Shi took it for granted that Zong Ji, who had driven all the way over, must have fallen asleep at this time.

I didn't expect to receive a question about whether I wanted to drink coffee.

Two people in the front cabin, you look at me, I look at you.

I'm not sure if Zong Ji has just turned on the intercom system, or if he hasn't turned it off all along.

Xuanshi was thin-skinned, and thought back to himself with a little bit of standing still, whether he had said something that he shouldn't have said.

Nie Guangyi, who is really open-mouthed, is like a person who has nothing to do.

"I'm sorry, Brother Zongji, I'm not used to drinking instant coffee." Nie Guangyi didn't hide it, and answered very directly.

"Not instant." Zongji's voice came again.

"Brother Zongji, I'm not used to drinking with my hands. I've been in Italy for a long time, and I only drink authentic Esspresso, and I need to have a good coffee bean, a reliable grinder, and a good coffee machine. ”

Nie Guangyi is normal at this time, and every sentence is extremely capable of death.

Xuan Shi freed his right hand and made a silent gesture to Nie Guangyi.

Nie Guangyi waved his hand at Xuan Shi and asked him not to make such a fuss.

His idea was very simple, even if the conversation between him and Xuan Shi was listened to by Zong Ji, then what was it?

Everyone is a man, what can you say that you can't say openly?

Compared with the first sentence of today's meeting, he said that Xuan Shi wanted to talk to the people in the car [mmmmmmmm

No matter what you say after getting in the car, it's a little drizzle.

At this moment, Nie Guangyi was a little broken, and he didn't know it.

"That's what you said." Zong Ji's voice didn't sound unusual: "It's just that there are both good beans and a good machine, I drove this trolley to Changqiao Village last week, but I didn't even find that there was such a professional coffee machine hidden in the cabinet!" Do you two want to drink it? ”

Zong Ji took a cup of coffee that had already been made, walked to the place where the rear cabin and the cockpit were linked, and pushed a part of the baffle that separated the front and rear cabins, so that Nie Guangyi and Xuan Shi could directly smell the coffee.

Xuan Shi is always well-behaved, and only when he is with Nie Guangyi will he be a little different.

He was uncomfortable at this moment, and asked a little tentatively, "Can Mr. Zong hear us in the back?" ”

"yes." Zong Ji said, "When your girlfriend lent us the car last time, I figured out how to open the intercom, they all sat in a car, why is it necessary to isolate?" You say, don't you? ”

"Yes. You're right. Xuan Shi sneered: "I thought you were sleeping in the back." ”

"How can I be, I didn't speak at first, because I heard that the two of you haven't discussed it yet, whether you want to stay in Shanghai for a day or two and then go back. Later, I pondered the coffee machine that was too high-end. ”

Zong Ji explained, he knew the reason why he spoke out at this time, and said: "I've studied it now, since you two have decided to go back, you can pull over and find a place to park, let me drive the car." ”

"How's that going to work! You've already driven all the way here, and this time you must have a good rest. ”

"When you go to the airport and wait for your abandoned one, I'll be rested."

Since Zong Ji said this, it was clear, and he could hear it from the beginning.

Seeing that Xuan Shi didn't react, Zong Ji gave another reason: "You two have lived abroad for a long time, and you are definitely not as familiar with driving in China as I am." ”

"You drove me all the way, it's enough to trouble you, how can you still drive when you go back." Xuan Shi resisted the urge to get into the cracks in the ground, but still refused.

On weekdays, Xuan Shi speaks, but in fact, you will not come and go, he is deliberately emphasizing seniority at this time.

Nie Guangyi himself didn't realize why he was suddenly not allergic to classics.

Xuan Shi can see it clearly.

No matter how much Nie Guangyi denied it, the moment he saw Meng Xinzhi, the light flowing from his eyes could not be concealed by any words.

According to the original plan, Nie Guangyi was about to arrive in Italy at this time.

If only the second of the first sight is amazing.

If there is no subsequent intersection.

That second, it passed, and it passed.

Fate continued to extend this second, and Xuan Shi began to be unsure whether fate would write a completely different story.

"Don't come and go, you are the same as your friends, just call me Brother Zongji."

"Haha, that's it!" Nie Guangyi laughed twice, thinking that he had found another like-minded person, "Call Brother Sheng, they are all brothers, how can you have any scruples?" ”

Xuan Shi tugged at the corners of his mouth and did not express his opinion at this time.

Seeing that Xuan Shi didn't answer, Nie Guangyi simply turned his head and asked Zong Ji behind the next stall: "Brother Zong Ji must also think that what I just said is very reasonable, right?" ”

"Do you have a baby with an inflatable doll?" Zong Ji waved his hand again and again: "This is really no practice, no right to speak." ”

Hearing this, it was not okay to go to the original place to die, and Xuan Shi chose to become a Buddha on the spot.

Nie Guangyi continued to disagree, and opened his mouth to say: "That's a pity, Brother Zongji must try it if he has the opportunity, and we can ...... it after trying."

"You'd better try this coffee first."

Zong Ji handed the finished Italian style extranosto to Nie Guangyi.

Close the divider.

At the same time, there is also an intercom system that has been opened.

Brother Zongji suddenly didn't want to drive by himself so firmly.

In case Nie Guangyi had to stick to the passenger seat and discuss the abnormal birth mode with him, he didn't know how to pick it up.

Zong Ji has always boasted that there is no generation gap when communicating with people of any age.

From seventy or eighty-year-old grandparents to children a few years old.

In Nie Guangyi's place, he encountered a gap that could not be crossed.

……

"Ah Shi, why call me at this time."

"Get off the highway, Brother Zongji said that he will have a meeting faster on the next road." Xuan Shi explained: "I can call you before you go to bed. ”

"Why are you also called Brother Zongji?"

"Because the general sense has given up on treatment." Xuan Shi was helpless.

"Oh? Sounds like a story. ”

"Yes, I'll talk to you when we meet. There is also a ticket back in the broad sense, and you may have to ask you to find a way. ”

"Okay."

"Wouldn't it be inconvenient?"

"At this time, it should be fine. I'm going to keep people paying attention, and I'll tell you as soon as there's news. ”

"Well, you're welcome, Arnold."

"Huh?" Cheng Nuo didn't react.

"Didn't you let me say thank you? I'll skip it and use the next sentence. ”

"Is this all right?" Cheng Nuo is as good as flowing: "Ah Shi's progress is really visible to the naked eye." ”

"Where is there anything visible to the naked eye?" Xuan Shi said with regret: "I've been back for so long, and I haven't really stayed with you for half a day." ”

"Don't worry, we've entered the countdown to get along day and night."

"Hmm. I miss you. That's it. I especially want to. ”

Before Cheng Nuo could respond, he heard another high-pitched male voice coming from the other side of the phone.

Almost with the repetition of shouting: "I miss you." That's it. I especially want to. ”

Xuan Shi was not teased, and died again, and his whole face turned red.

"Ah Shi, you turn on the hands-free."

Cheng Nuo generously said into the phone: "In the broad sense, since you miss me very much, do you want to drive the car to my friend's side now." ”

"I'm thinking of you, not your friend, what am I driving to your friend for?"

"It's an orange, you know it, I often hear her talk about you."

"Oranges? Wu Cheng? ”

"Yes, that's her."

"How often do you say that? And since when did it start often? ”

"Huh? What does this mean? Do you have any untold stories with Orange? ”

"I'm asking you, has she always talked to you about me all the years I've been in Italy?"

"That's right."

"Then let me ask you, have you been in contact with her all these years?"

"That's right." Cheng Nuo felt that something was wrong: "Why does Da Shao's tone sound weird?" ”

"Am I blamed? The weird wreak suggests that you watch your underwear. ”

Xuan Shi couldn't listen anymore, so he hung up the phone directly: "What are you doing, generalized!" Can you talk well. You can joke with girls to a certain extent. ”

"Hehe, I want to have a degree? In the first year you searched the world for coffin boards, I called this woman named Wu Cheng, and she said that she had no news of Cheng Nuo at all. ”

Nie Guangyi pointed to Xuan Shi's temple: "Use your brain, think about how you lost contact with the coffin board." ”