Chapter Seventy-Five: The Width of Lightning

The soul of cooking rice is crispy fritters.

Whether it is sweet or salty, except for glutinous rice, which is the main ingredient, only crispy fritters are unchanged.

Compared with ordinary fritters, the color of crispy fritters is a little darker.

Bright and crispy.

The bite is rusty and fragrant.

It won't be dark, and it's unlikely that it's a lake.

Jianghu people call it "old fritters".

When the food safety tube is not so careful, the crispiness of the old fritters is mostly fried with edible alum.

Zong Ji naturally wouldn't let his daughter eat such unhealthy food.

He used yeast powder and re-frying.

Zongji's suitcase was full of food.

From ingredients to seasonings, it can be said that everything is available.

There's even a pot that's particularly easy to use.

A large part of the reason why Zong Ji had to come all the way to send his daughter to school was because he wanted to cook a few more delicious meals for his daughter.

It's best to take advantage of this time and teach a few simple ones.

When Dream Heart was in China, he said that he was going to school.

Zong was extremely reluctant to let his daughter do it.

Day after day, all the way to studying abroad.

Zongji asked many people who had returned from studying in the UK.

How unpalatable things are in the UK, as long as you have studied abroad, you will feel more or less a little.

There is a detail that can be used as a testimony to this matter.

Both men and women, after studying in the UK for a long time, most of them will fall in love with a woman.

I can't extricate myself from thinking about it day and night, no one can live without her.

This woman's name is Tao Huabi.

Jianghu people call "old godmother".

Those boys and girls who don't touch the spring water in the country have been in the UK for a long time, and they basically cook by themselves.

It's an instinct to survive.

If you really can't learn it, you will also add a spoonful of Lao Gan Ma to the white rice.

Lao Gan Ma buys much more expensive abroad than in China, which is inseparable from the pursuit of this group of international students.

Nie Guangyi is quite socially dead at this time.

He's already reacting.

He'd actually heard of cooking.

When I was in high school, I heard Xuan Shi talk about the famous breakfast in southern Zhejiang, and the glutinous rice that ranked first in Wenzhou's breakfast list.

Wenzhou glutinous rice, also known as cooking rice, is said to be breakfast, but it does not save time and effort at all.

It is necessary to soak the glutinous rice in water a day in advance.

Only in this way can every grain of glutinous rice become crystal clear when steaming the next day.

If you want to eat salty, pour the fragrant solitary meat foam soup prepared in advance, and then serve it with old fritters, called salty rice.

Eat salty cooked rice, usually with sweet soy milk.

If you want to eat sweet, just put the old fritters and sprinkle them with sugar.

Eat sweet cooked rice, usually with salty soy milk.

When he was studying in Shanghai Middle School, he heard Xuan Shi mention it once.

Anyway, there was a fellow who opened a breakfast shop in a corner of the city.

He also specifically asked Xuan Shi how to make soy milk salty, and Xuan Shi said that soy sauce, seaweed, ordinary fritters should be added, and finally sprinkled with a little green onion.

After adding these things to soy milk, it will become a little granular and condensed, which is neither white nor smooth.

This match, Nie Guangyi felt difficult to swallow just thinking about it.

As soon as Zong Ji said that it was okay to be sweet and salty, Nie Guangyi remembered what Xuan Shi said before, what salty rice with sweet pulp, sweet rice with salty pulp, just listening to it felt weird.

Not to mention that his cleanliness habits did not allow him to go to the corners of the nooks for breakfast.

He told Xuan Shi at the time that even if he starved to death in this life, he would never want to eat such a breakfast.

When he arrived in Italy, because of Cheng Nuo's loss of contact, Xuan Shi chose to break with the past.

The total reasons added together caused Nie Guangyi to never eat Wenzhou's No. 1 breakfast.

The name emphasized at the right time is actually Wenzhou glutinous rice.

If it weren't for the fact that his memory was much better than that of ordinary people, he probably wouldn't have reacted by now.

He probably can't be blamed.

So who is to blame?

Xiao Shizi didn't explain it clearly when she was in high school, and she definitely had to bear 20% of the responsibility.

Brother Zongji's family is here, from the old to the young, and they quote scriptures at every turn, and they all have a 75% share of responsibility.

The remaining 5% is attributed to Professor Nie.

He had been allergic to classical for 14 years, and Professor Nie had to write a letter to remove his allergen.

Now it's okay, the backlash has made him feel like he's close to the classics at every turn.

Just imagine, what is the mood of a person who is allergic to peanuts after eating peanuts?

A person who is allergic to mango and is told that he can eat it all-you-can-eat, will he want to give it a try?

It's all human nature.

and not under his control.

In life, everything has a cause and effect.

There are thousands of mistakes, but Nie Guangyi is not wrong.

It's just that the social death itself is a bit troublesome.

Having said so much, even if you want to withdraw it sentence by sentence, the time limit for retraction has passed.

Now what?

What kind of reason are you looking for?

Say "Of course I know that cooking rice is a noun", or "Who is idle and has nothing to do to look for the first time in the classics where the first discussion of seeing is not necessarily believing?"

Nie Guangyi really doesn't know.

Crucially, this near-philosophical approach is likely to have existed in several different ancient civilizations at the same time.

Either way, there may be omissions.

It's very inexplicable, that is, I don't want to admit that my existence is just a blind spot in front of the dream heart.

If he can take over the topic of [Seeing is not necessarily believing], he will be able to skip the embarrassment of talking about [Yan Yuan's cooking] for a long time.

The problem is that I can't take it, and even if I do, I can't say why.

The god-like character that was finally set up may collapse.

What to do? What to do!

Oh yes!

Isn't there an ultimate truth?

As long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

Nie Guangyi chose to be an ostrich, and he said to him: "Brother Zongji, do you know what is the summer of a single dog?" ”

"Huh?" Zong Ji didn't catch Nie Guangyi's point.

Nie Guangyi turned to ask Meng Xinzhi again: "Girl, do you know?" Summer for single dogs. ”

"I don't know." Yumeshin responded with a smile.

may be a weak heart, Nie Guangyi always feels that Meng Xinzhi's smile has a deep meaning.

If there is, what can it be, anyway, he doesn't feel embarrassed at all.

Nie Guangyi returned a smile and said nonchalantly: "Let me give you a hint, it's a kind of food." ”

Zongji results topic: "Summer of single dogs, answer a kind of food?" Isn't this a sharp turn in the brain? ”

"So to speak." Nie Guangyi responded.

Zong Ji smiled: "I thought it was only when we were young that we finished this kind of brain meridian sharp turn." ”

"Brother Zongji, we are of the same generation. What was there when you were a child, when I was a child. ”

"Ah, yes, yes. I thought you had something in mind. Yes, yes, yes. ”

Nie Guangyi was confused by Zong Ji's four [also right]: "What's wrong too?" Brother Zongji. ”

"Nope!" Zong Ji denied and opened the topic: "I want to think about it, the summer of a single dog, answer a kind of food...... Dog Tail Grass! ”

"Can you eat dog tail grass?" Nie Guangyi was shocked.

"Why not? When we were kids, we took the dog's tail in our mouths every day! After speaking, Zong Ji didn't forget to pull Nie Tianqin: "Professor Nie, you must have gotten together with your friends to play with dog tail grass when you were a child, right?" ”

"When I was a child...... Nie Tianqin recalled, "I really didn't." When I was a child, I basically studied at home, and there was no dog tail grass in the yard, and there were no friends to play with. ”

Zong Ji didn't know Nie Tianqin's upbringing.

Nie Guangyi didn't say it himself, and it was impossible for Nie Tianqin to tell someone he had just known for less than a day.

Nie Tianqin was a little puzzled: "Aren't we discussing the earliest source of [Seeing is not necessarily believing]?" ”

"Professor Nie!" Nie Guangyi was a little anxious, the topic he had finally opened up was about to be taken back, how could this work?

Nie Guangyi asked his old father: "Do you know what kind of food is in the summer of a single dog?" ”

"I don't know." Nie Tianqin has always been very rigorous, knowing is knowing and not knowing is not knowing.

Zong Ji was interested in the sharp turn of the brain meridian, thought for a long time, and came a: "Jelly." ”

"Why jelly, Dad?" The curiosity of the dream heart.

She really can talk to her dad about everything.

"Single dogs, they must hide in the room in the summer, isn't that the kennel, isn't the kennel a dog hole, isn't the dog hole a homonym, isn't it jelly?"

"Daddy has a point!" Yumeshin was quickly convinced.

The big daddy is the biggest.

On Nie Guangyi's head, a series of question marks floated through.

??? That's all right???

"Girl, don't you really think it's jelly?" Nie Guangyi was surprised.

"No, but brain teasers are meant to make sense, and only a three-year-old child will feel that the answer to a brain teaser is the only one."

"Why is it only a three-year-old? If you guess, you just guess, why do you want to involve a three-year-old child? "Nie Guangyi is a little reluctant.

"It seems to be a little unrigorous." Meng Xinzhi smiled and apologized: "Then it's ten years old, anyway, Zongyi doesn't think so anymore." ”

"That's!" Nie Guangyi is inexplicably angry.

Mengxinzhi retracted his apology and asked: "Isn't the core of the sharp turn of the brain meridian just nonsense?" ”

It's rare for Dream Heart to be so needle-pointed.

It's okay to say that she's talking nonsense, but it's absolutely not okay to piggyback on her father.

This is the logic of the dream heart.

Zong Ji hurriedly played a round: "Ah Xin, you just said that you don't think it's jelly?" So what do you think it is? ”

"Dad, what happens to a single dog in the summer?"

"Hmm...... Being bitten by a mosquito. Zong Ji thought about it again.

"Single dogs, mosquito bites...... Single, mosquito ......" Mengxinzhi responded in the permutation and combination: "According to Dad's line of thought, a single mosquito is in turn a mosquito single, which is homophonic with Wendan, Wendan is a grapefruit in our place, and if you answer a food, it is Wendan pomelo." ”

"Ah Xin is reasonable!" Zong Ji was very happy.

Nie Guangyi was speechless.

If he guessed correctly, Dream Heart really knew the answer in his heart.

If not, he wouldn't have specifically asked Zongji [what will happen to a single dog in the summer].

But I know clearly, why don't you just guide or give the right answer?

Nie Guangyi turned to ask Nie Tianqin the same question, and there was a little unwillingness in his anger.

"Broadly speaking, is it a single dog, except for the same feeling of heat in the summer, there should be no difference in other things, right?"

"Hahaha." Nie Guangyi laughed heartily, and directly took Nie Tianqin's hand and began to shake it: "Sure enough, it's my father!" Every word is heaven-shattering. ”

Nie Tianqin was a little surprised by his son's sudden intimacy.

Zong Ji didn't understand a little, he asked Mengxinzhi [what does it mean] with his eyes.

Yumeshin's Furui Mubo's response: "A single dog feels hot in the summer, so it becomes a hot dog. ”

Seriously, if it weren't for the 100,000 whys of Zong Yi, Dream Heart would have lost interest in such a naΓ―ve brain teaser seven or eight years ago.

Nie Guangyi also heard this, he felt that Meng Xinzhi was finally on the road, and asked kindly: "Does the girl want to eat hot dogs?" ”

"Don't, thanks, I lose weight." It's impossible for Yumetomi to miss the breakfast that her father brought out from China to make for her.

Master's degrees in the UK are short, but they take at least one year.

Nie Guangyi looked disgusted: "You are so thin and still lose weight?" If you reduce it, you won't be afraid of panic. ”

It's all like this, Nie Guangyi is not enough: "Brother Zongji, why don't you care?" ”

At this point, it is rare for Zong Ji to be more consistent with Nie Guangyi's opinion: "I have also persuaded you, but Ah Xin said that dancing is to maintain a good figure and be thin like a lightning." ”

"Girl, are you really going to lose weight like a bolt of lightning?" Nie Guangyi changed the object of the question.

"Hmm." Yumeshin nodded in response.

"Then I really admire your courage......" Nie Guangyi paused, all the way to this point, Nie Tianqin felt that his son's communication skills were quite good.

After Nie Guangyi gasped, he added: "The girls now are really ignorant enough." ”

"Broadly speaking, what's wrong with girls losing weight and being ignorant?" Nie Tianqin joined the ranks of the round: "This is a love of beauty, everyone has it. ”

"Of course, there is no problem with losing weight, and of course you can lose weight. But lightning, anyone with a little common sense knows that the lightning in the sky, even in the narrowest place, is four meters. How many humans can reach a waist circumference of four meters? ”

Nie Guangyi turned to Mengxinzhi playfully: "Dare to ask this girl, do you want to hit the Guinness World Record with your waistline?" ”

"Big head!" Nie Tianqin really couldn't listen to it anymore: "How can anyone care about how wide the lightning in the sky is, such information is called common sense?" You go out and ask, how many people know. ”

"Daddy! Where is my head big? Nie Guangyi resisted: "You go and see Da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man", and then measure your son and me, from head to toe, whether they are all golden ratios." ”

"Guangyi Wu'er, why are you so excited this morning?" Nie Tianqin persuaded his son earnestly: "Can you be a little more normal?" ”

"What's wrong? What man isn't hyperactive in the morning? It's not normal if you're not excited, right? ”

Nie Tianqin stopped talking.

After 14 years of estrangement, it really takes more time to start educating my son again......

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