Chapter 100: What Are You Laughing At?

Nie Guangyi was a little unconvinced that he was eating mutton.

Seeing is believing, it was cut from a whole sheep.

In terms of taste, it is obviously a sheep, but there is no shame at all.

It's soft and smooth.

The smell of freshness is overflowing.

To use a popular food adjective like melt-in-your-mouth seems too cheesy.

Needless to say, this is a delicious meat and looks like it comes from a whole new species.

Nie Guangyi couldn't wait to get started by himself: "Brother Zongji, is this sheep cutting method exquisite?" ”

Nie Guangyi heard Xuan Shi say that good meat should be processed along the texture.

As a person who can only eat, Nie Guangyi is very willing to humbly ask for advice on such a thing.

"Eh! Excuse me. There was a slight deviation between Zong Ji's understanding and Nie Guangyi's, "Brother Guangyi wants a complete roasting whole sheep ceremony, right?" You have to get the sheep off the grill and then cover the sheep's head. ”

Zong Ji explained: "I just this is also a ritual, that is, it is relatively simple, cut the top piece of meat on your sheep's back, which is dedicated to the most distinguished guests, and we will come up here, and there is still a little lack of heat, so my original meaning is to eat it while roasting." ”

"Huh?" Nie Guangyi said unexpectedly: "Is there still a complete ceremony?" ”

"Yes. Do you want to take the sheep down now? ”

"No, no, I only feel like I eat it while grilling, I just want to ask how to cut it better." Nie Guangyi wanted to hold the knife in his hand, so that he could cut larger pieces of meat and feast on it.

"It's delicious no matter how you cut it! Wherever you see it is ripe, cut it. We were on the rooftop, and we were so happy that we came. ”

Seeing that Nie Guangyi was about to eat the second piece, Zong Yi stopped doing it, and shouted directly: "You bunch of adults, how can you join forces to bully minors!" ”

Nie Guangyi glanced at Zong Yi, took a step back, and handed the meat cleaver in his hand to Zong Yi very gentlemanly: "What the minor said makes sense. You are small, you cut first. ”

"Uncle Nie......" Zong Yi looked at Nie Guangyi suspiciously, "When did you become so good at talking?" ”

"I mainly don't know how to cut it, wait for you to show me it, so I can have everything in a sack." Nie Guangyi made a cut gesture.

"Where is the sack here?" Zongyi asked.

"Then I'll have a big piece of everything."

"Uncle Nie, I'll help you cut a piece, I'm very good at picking meat." Zongyi decided to exchange courtesies.

"Okay, then thank you in advance, you can first pick the best piece of meat for yourself, and I will eat the piece on the side of the first best."

"Okay~" Zongyi picked the meat very seriously.

Dream Heart watched from the sidelines, and there was a feeling of being in a different world.

Nie Guangyi and Zong Yi get along well, how strange it is.

I can't say what the specific strange is.

Nie Guangyi also discovered Mengxinzhi's sight.

At the moment when they looked at each other, he wanted to dodge.

But the girls didn't hide, and if he was the first to lose, it would be too lacking in the momentum of the big man.

Nie Guangyi raised his chin: "You have something to say." ”

"Huh?" Yume's smile replied, "It's okay." ”

Laugh laugh laugh, why laugh again.

Today's girls, there is nothing else to do but laugh?

Nie Guangyi thought so, so he went back: "It's okay, what are you laughing at?" ”

"Is there a rule that says you can't laugh on your rooftop?"

"You can laugh!" Nie Guangyi was very angry, "But why are you smiling so good-looking? ”

“……”

“……”

Mengxinzhi wasn't sure if Nie Guangyi was praising her.

Literally, it's certainly a compliment.

But Nie Guangyi's vicious tone and expression have nothing to do with praise.

The scene was a little awkward, and Yumekoyuki didn't know what to say to ease it.

Not to mention Nie Guangyi, he can't wait to reward himself with a few big mouths now.

What are you going to do with a mouth that can't speak well?

As time passed, the atmosphere of awkwardness grew stronger.

Meng Xinzhi was not used to such a cold scene, so she changed the topic: "Is Mr. Nie interested in the completion ceremony of roasting whole sheep?" ”

"Huh?" Nie Guangyi immediately put away his embarrassment: "Yes, yes, yes, yes." ”

"Uncle Nie, what you said is not right, you should use singing, 12356, yes, yes, yes." Zong Yi brought Nie Guangyi a plate and filled it with a plate of meat that she thought was the second most delicious in the whole sheep.

Zongyi's [rap] of children like Zongyi is obviously not suitable for Nie Guangyi, who is tall and tall.

Who knows, Nie Guangyi directly came to a full version of [Italian rap]: "Yes, yes, yes, girl, please speak." ”

Dream Xinzhi continued to be surprised, this person sang so well.

And more importantly, why didn't Zong Yi say it once on the phone, he was already so familiar with Nie Guangyi.

Meng Xinzhi didn't write the accident on her face, she went straight to the point:

"The ritual of eating roasted whole sheep depends on the occasion first."

"For example, like our family today, Mr. Nie is a distinguished guest."

"Then the first step is to ask Mr. Nie to uncover the roasted whole sheep."

"If it's a regular reunion of friends or classmates, you can use guessing boxing, turning cups, and so on, to choose a VIP who unveils your face."

"Then the second step begins, using the tip of the knife on the sheep's back, making a horizontal cut to represent single-mindedness."

"The third step is a vertical knife, and when combined with the [one] just now, it becomes [ten], which means perfect."

Nie Guike Guangyi listened while running over to operate.

While operating, he was disgusted: "Single-minded, perfect, who came up with such a blessing?" ”

The pious expression and disgusted tone are very disobedient.

"Uncle Nie, don't be so sven." Zong Yi walked over, took the knife from Nie Guangyi's hand, and stabbed the ribs on both sides of the roasted whole sheep in one fell swoop.

"What are you doing here?" Nie Guangyi inexplicably felt a little unlucky.

"Uncle Nie, this is the fourth step."

"Is there such a rough fourth step?"

"Yes! This is called [sticking a knife in the ribs of a friend]. Zong Yi held the knife and shook it in front of Nie Guangyi's eyes.

"Is this the end of it?" Nie Guangyi asked Zong Yi directly.

Ask a little girl, and there will never be a situation where you need to be slapped in the face.

"No, you adults are very bored, and you always believe in strange rituals, and if you do too much of this ritual, the mutton will not taste good."

Zong Yi took back a piece of meat from the plate served to Nie Guangyi, and said in a bulging voice: "If you are doing business, you can take a piece of lettuce and eat it, it is said that it is called Bao Shengcai." ”

"You've given it to me, why are you still stuffing it in your mouth?" Nie Guangyi looked at the only two pieces of meat left on the plate vigilantly.

"You can't use such good meat for wrapped lettuce, this is all a modern businessman who wants to deceive you people who don't understand meat, I don't believe it, there is such a thing as lettuce in the Tartary place played in the TV series."

Zongyi's contempt for adults continues......

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[Chapter 100! Sprinkle flowers~】

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