There's no problem that can't be solved by taking a shower.

If not, take a cold shower.

If that doesn't work, wash it until the RV runs out of water.

"Xiao Shizi, what are you doing these days?"

"Close."

"What room?"

"Arnold's house."

"Ouch, it's terrible, you haven't even gotten married, so you have other people's houses for yourself?"

"It was the house left to her by Arnold's parents, which was occupied by Wu Cheng's family."

"Wait a minute!" Nie Guangyi was inevitably surprised: "Your amount of information is a bit big." Why haven't you heard you before? ”

"That's it...... I'm sorry. ”

"Why are you embarrassed?" Nie Guangyi continued to be surprised.

"Our generalized young man suspected that Wu Cheng had a problem from the beginning, and the performance of Arnold and I at that time made you quite angry."

"If you say that, then I'm really angry."

Xuan Shi answered: "If you want me, I'm also angry, how can there be a brother like me." ”

"Don't think that if you apologize and have a good attitude, you can divert my firepower."

"Then you say, what do you want to eat?"

No one knows Nie Guangyi better than Xuan Shi, including Nie Guangyi himself.

Nie Guangyi doesn't like this feeling of being seen through at a glance.

deliberately did not follow the steps handed over by Xuan Shi.

He likes to climb mountains, the higher the better.

It is better to climb Everest directly.

"Xiao Shizi, let me ask you a question."

"You ask."

"The first time I came to Aurora, do you think I like Dream Heart?"

"Yes."

"Why? That girl is so classical, you don't know, I was allergic to classics at that time. ”

"Your allergen to the classics is Professor Nie, not a girl. And did you know that allergies are positive attraction. ”

"What the hell?"

"That is, if you are allergic to shrimp, you will really want to eat shrimp. If you are allergic to mangoes, you will especially want to eat mangoes. If you don't know the allergens, these are just ordinary foods for you, and when you know them, everything becomes different, and these foods have a special appeal to you. ”

"I've had you a big head."

"Ah, yes, I have a big head." Xuan Shi has never argued with Nie Guangyi about right or wrong.

"You'll have to treat me to roasted whole lamb from three different origins."

"Three different origins, what do you mean?"

"I don't care, how the Roasted Whole Sheep of the Tatars are made, I want to eat it."

"Why do you go to three places of origin and one Tatar, what do you want?"

"I don't care, I didn't eat enough at night anyway."

"You mean now let me get you a roast whole lamb?"

"Yes!"

"Then I can only drive you to Nanxi River to eat." Xuan Shi said: "Roast the whole sheep to be ready for a long time, starting from slaughter, freshly killed and roasted to be delicious, I will call now, it just so happens that we will drive over for several hours." ”

"And what sheep are you going to feed me?" Nie Guangyi added a request: "I only eat Albas goats, Erwolf Mountain white cashmere goats, and Uranke white cashmere goats, just these three, I am allergic to Wuzhumuqin." ”

"Why do you suddenly have a mutton allergy?"

"Then I don't care, you can say if it's Albas, Erwolf Mountain, and Uranke Goat."

"No, it's the local sheep of Nanxi River."

"Is that delicious?"

"Absolutely. You have to believe that our Wenzhou people make mutton, which is no worse than that of the grassland. ”

"It's really fake, I just ate the white cashmere goat of Uzhumuqin."

"Aren't you allergic to this sheep?" Xuan Shi grasped a key point.

"Then if I don't eat it, how do I know if I'm allergic or not?" Nie Guangyi is very reasonable.

"In a broad sense, it makes sense." Xuan Shi said: "Then do you want to try the sheep of Nanxijiang, the sheep there run outside all day long, and the grass is not so much, basically there is no fat, and the sheep of the grassland are completely different." ”

"Then what kind of Nanxi River sheep are yours, and are they included in the national animal genetic resources protection list? Is it a Class I protected variety? "What Nie Tiancai is best at is to learn and sell now.

"No, it's just raised by the villagers at home. The sheep we eat there are flavors, and the main test is cooking, as long as they are not very fat, there is no problem with what kind of sheep. ”

"Don't you know that authenticity is the highest level of cooking?" Nie Guangyi finds fault +1.

"In this way, is it necessary to eat or not to eat in the broad sense?" Xuan Shi saw the move.

"Eat! How do I know how bad it is if I don't eat it? Even if I wanted to criticize, I didn't know what level of words to use. ”

"Okay, then I'll ask Arnold to call the boss over there."

"You don't have hands or mouths, why can't you call yourself?" Nie Guangyi finds fault +2.

"That's Arnold's hometown, Arnold can ask the boss to pick a good sheep."

"Didn't you say that what you eat there is flavor, what you test is cooking, and what kind of sheep you have is no problem?" Nie Guangyi finds fault +3.

"There's always a little bit of difference, and the average person can't eat it."

"Am I an ordinary person?" Nie Guangyi finds fault +4.

"So I'm not going to let Arnold call and receive the most solemn guests with the most grand specifications?"

"Then why don't you hurry up, what are you talking about here? Are you idle or am I idle? "Nie Guangyi finds fault +5.

In the broad sense, Dashao is finding fault in every sentence, and no cell is sharp all over his body.

Before Nie Guangyi's words fell, Cheng Nuo's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah Shi, what's wrong?" ”

"It's nothing, the generalized young man wants to go to the people on the ridge to eat roasted whole sheep, you give me a call, and I want to slaughter and roast it."

"That's going to bake for four hours."

"It would have been quite a long time for me to pick him up from Aurora. There was a suitcase with me before, you help me get a set of clothes, I'll pick you up later, and then we'll go together. ”

"What are you doing with your clothes? Do you want to live in Nanxi River? ”

"No, we are more particular about it in a broad sense, and when we eat a meal, we have to change our look."

"In this case, then I'll call the people on the ridge first."

"Then we'll see you later." After Xuan Shi finished speaking, he habitually kissed Cheng Nuo in the air before hanging up the phone.

"Are you disgusting? What's so good about this in broad daylight? ”

"I kiss my fiancée, why is it disgusting?"

In order to avoid Nie Guangyi finding fault again, Xuan Shi directly changed the topic: "The roast whole sheep that I took you to eat today is to put the four-month-old lamb on the fire, and roast it while brushing rice vinegar and maltose. ”

"Maltose roast lamb?"

"Yes, maltose and water, with a ratio of 1:6 into maltose water, evenly brushed on the lamb, after four hours of roasting, the skin will become very thin, the bones will become very brittle, just smelling the taste, can make your index finger move."

(End of chapter)