Chapter 158: Young Men and Women
Nie Guangyi is still quite satisfied with his performance.
Just ask who else, can say thirteen idioms to praise girls at once, and they are all appropriate.
The discussion between the father of the general sense and the father of the heart has progressed to the realm of human development in outer space.
The explanations of the generalized classmates and the students of the heart have progressed to a level that is completely unobservable by humans.
Didn't speak.
No gestures.
There are no eyes.
Silent.
Nie Guangyi's good self-feeling was slightly shaken at this time.
The air was as quiet as if there was no air.
Some people will summarize this situation as - embarrassing to the point that the air freezes.
Fortunately, fortunately, at this most embarrassing time, Nie Guangyi felt a little finger and gently touched his back.
Obviously standing opposite him, why didn't he pay attention, and his fingers poked his back, this person who learns to dance, the flexibility of his body is not the same......
Nie Guangyi turned his head and soon found that the owner of the finger had a very unfamiliar face.
What does this face say?
Only...... Not bad.
Should be able to hit 80......
(⊙o⊙)… It's still 70.
A hundred people pass by, and maybe one of them will turn back.
It's a little bit better than destroying the faces of all beings.
It may not be liked by most people, but there are definitely a few who look good and think it is good.
Nie Guangyi has a habit of cleanliness, a little girl's family, without saying anything, she directly pokes people, which is a bit deliberate.
Nie Guangyi glanced at the little girl, not particularly kind, but he didn't look at each other angrily.
The standard face is expressionless.
The little girl spoke: "May I ask ......?"
This voice is so-so, it's a passing grade, it's not a male duck voice after all, and it can barely be heard.
The little girl confessed or something, Nie Guangyi has experienced it many times.
I don't know why, I always recruit some little girls to like it.
He obviously likes to be mature and stable, and his body is hot.
Just like his flash marriage partner Liao Sijia.
Eh, it's not right, Liao Sijia is already an ex-wife, and that's what he liked when he was a little boy.
Now they're all old men, of course they like dreams like this.
As an upright man, a genius-level architect, even if he likes something smaller, it can't be a minor who pokes his back with his little finger.
"Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"
"You...... How can you ask such a question as a girl? ”
"Oh......" the little girl reacted, "you're only a staff member in charge of commentary, aren't you?" ”
"What did you say?" Nie Guangyi was so shocked that his pupils dilated.
"I just turned the corner in front of me, and I heard you explain "Long Live Tongtian Post", I also learn calligraphy, and I want to see Wang Xizhi's only authentic handwriting."
What's @#¥%......&?!
This little girl must be thinking of him as a museum worker, right?
He's so handsome......
With his height of one hundred and eighty-eight centimeters......
With his unparalleled temperament......
Where the hell is it like a staff?
Not to mention anything else, in order to date Mengxinzhi across provinces, he specially selected this high-end black suit, at least a year's salary of the staff.
Ah, children, have you understood the cut, have you seen the cufflinks of your shirt, have you figured out the fabric of your clothes......
"Authentic? What is the authentic work, how can Wang Xizhi have the real work? ”
"Long Live Tongtian Post, isn't that what you said?"
"Little girl, you can talk nonsense, but you can't do anything about learning, Wang Xizhi's descendant Wang Fangqing dedicated "Wang Xi Yimen Shuhan" to Wu Zetian, these ink treasures, including Wang Dao, Wang Xizhi, Wang Xianzhi, Wang Xun, Wang Huizhi and other calligraphy masters from the same family, a total of 28 pieces."
"Yes, yes, I just want to see the real thing."
"I'm sorry, you can't see the real thing here."
"Was it borrowed?"
"Of course not, the real thing doesn't exist. Wang Fangqing's loser's gadget dedicated twenty-eight pieces of ink treasure to Wu Zetian, and the eternal empress didn't long return "Wang Xi's Scholar of the Gate" to this loser. It is definitely impossible to lose this kind of thing only once, and it didn't take long for Wang Fangqing to lose all the original copies left by these ancestors. Little girl, what about books, read them carefully, don't ask random questions, especially don't poke a finger first. ”
Nie Guangyi was stimulated.
He originally thought that in front of Dream Xinzhi, he politely refused to be a little girl who thought of him, and showed his temperament in a low-key and restrained manner.
Mature, steady, handsome, golden......
All in all, the top of the list of the top 10 golden bachelors in Padua is not boasted, nor is it self-appointed.
As a result, the little girl took him as a museum worker.
What do the eyes of today's little girls look like?
"Isn't there an authentic one? Just around the corner over there, I heard you and this sister explain [The people of the Song Dynasty called this work "Long Live Tongtian Post", which is the treasure of the country and the treasure of the town hall in the true sense of Liaobo. 】”
What is the memory of today's little girl?
Why did the paid commentary eavesdrop on it for free, and it was not hidden, so blatantly said?
Any idea how long he has been preparing the narration?
Do you know how much it costs to pay for the consultation?
Wu Zetian took the ink treasure presented by Wang Fangqing, and found a skilled craftsman to copy the double hook, and then returned the original to Wang Fangqing. If it weren't for that, there really wouldn't be any authenticity. ”
"There are many copies of Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, and there is nothing special about saying this."
"Little girl, do you have only a little less misunderstanding of the double hook than you do about me?"
"Misunderstanding? I misunderstood something. ”
Nie Guangyi wanted to blurt out: [You misunderstand me as a museum staff. 】
But such a misunderstanding is really too embarrassing.
"Long Live Tongtian Post" double-hook copying, is the most clever craftsman of that era, it took several months to complete the big project, including the ink color, the dampness of the lines, all of which have the same magic as the original post, and the double-hook copying can restore the copy to the same state as the real handiwork. This is also why Liaobo's double-hook copy is known as the only authentic work of Wang Xizhi. ”
"Thank you, if every commentary in the museum is as professional as you, our museum in Liaoning should have more visitors than it is now."
The little girl praised Nie Guangyi's [professional] very seriously.
Nie Guangyi was not happy at all when he was praised.
It's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame......
Anyway, why did that little girl say that he was very good at explaining?
Did you not eavesdrop on him to confess again in thirteen idioms, or did you not understand what he said?
Now a little girl, when doing nail art, why don't you memorize idioms to know how to swipe your phone......
The hearts of the people are not ancient, and the hubs are not beetles......
Ah, what are you thinking?
Nie Guangyi has mixed feelings:
[What was I doing here?] 】
[Oh, yes, I just staged the idiom skewer confession Dafa. 】
[Was this confession received, or not?] 】
[When you just explain the reason for asking, is it the tone of the statement or the tone of the rhetorical question?] 】
[Is the girl ready to respond?] 】
[It's annoying. Disgusting. 】
[Why did Professor Nie first ask to borrow a step to speak, and then a little girl who could only score a maximum of 59 asked for the way to the bathroom. 】
[What? How can a score of 59 be misremembered, how can a little girl who doesn't even know where the women's toilet is, deserve the passing line? 】
Nie Guangyi's mood was so complicated that the little girl's back disappeared into dots, and she was still making a pilgrimage in the direction of the bathroom.
Yume's mood is also a little complicated:
[It turns out that Mr. Nie needs to be praised so much? 】
[A little girl's casual praise can make him unforgettable. 】
[Or is it actually this little girl who is obsessed? 】
[I'm a person who knows how to ask knowingly, why should I care what Mr. Nie is obsessed with? 】
Dream Xinzhi's mood was so complicated that she didn't even notice when she added a definition to herself - someone who knowingly asked.
"When I was younger, my dad mixed up all kinds of idioms all day long for me to memorize, and reciting idioms at speed was like tongue twisters in our house. We memorize forty red and forty green idioms in one go...... With me in this world, there is no need for an idiom dictionary at all. ”
Sure enough, Nie Guangyi's confession only had a memory of seven seconds at most.
Since Mr. Nie himself didn't feel that he had any behaviors such as confession, Mengxinzhi didn't feel the need to go online.
That's good, and everyone isn't embarrassed.
As the spokesperson of the planet that does not embarrass people, Dream Xinzhi responded with a smile: "What about the idiom that has both red and green? ”
"Well, should the girl be on her back or backwards?"
In the broad sense, Dashao used a small scheming, and normally some people heard that they could turn their backs, and they must want to see it.
In this way, his peacock feathers can be taken out to dry again.
"Of course, it's on your back." Dream Xinzhi smiled slightly, "I don't understand Mr. Nie's reverse, and he already has to bring the words red and green, so there is not much to memorize." ”
"How so? Big red and green, red and green, red and smoked green, red and willow green, peach and willow green, red and hanging green, and red and green. And then there are red men and green women like us. ”
"Mr. Nie, red men and green women mean that young men and women ......"
"Stop, stop, stop stop, the girl doesn't want to talk about my age, right? In another ten years, when I get tired of winning architectural awards and write about the Internet, I will still win the Contradictory Newcomer Award, do you know what the criteria for winning the Newcomer Award are? [Young writers and critics aged 45 and below nationwide with outstanding creative achievements]. Contradictory such an important literary award tells us that the definition of youth is 45 years old, and I am just in my early thirties, so I stand with you, why can't I be a young man or woman? ”